#and thats why the Grisha trilogy and the soc characters don't go together

[lilisouless]

Nikolai with a hangover: I don't know what you are talking about, guys night with Nina´s friends was fun

Tolya: Hangouts are only fun for drunk people and only three of us were sobber

(the night before that)

Matthias: Kaz, would you STOP pick pocketing people´s coats? They are going to kick us out because of you

Kaz wearing Nikolai´s coat: Am i not Kaz! I am the king of Ravka and i command all of you to bring me your wallets!

Nikolai wearing Kaz´s hat: Did someone mentioned the bastard of the barrel? The one and only dirtyhands? Prince of thieves

Kaz: As as the king i declare you "King of Thieves"

Nikolai: Oh thank you, your spectacular and incredibly handsome King Nikolai

Matthias: Alright! "King Nikolai" Stop stealing before you get us into trouble

Nikolai leaning near to Tolya: haha! i am Nikolai actually, we fooled him!

Matthias: I am so sorry for this, it was foolish of me to think they could behave

Jesper laying down on the table: Behave is for prudes! you are prudes!

Wylan: I am so sorry you are feeling unconfortable Matthias

Tolya: I am Tolya

Wylan as Jesper pulls him on the table with him : Oh sorry, you look so alike

Jesper: They are both big! Big guys are uncapable to have fun! Their mass absorbs their joy. It´s a scientific principle!

Matthias: Just you made that out

Wylan: Is true! "gasp" Jesper,you just made a life changing discovery! You will be in science books!

Jesper: Let´s celebrate it!

Matthias: No no no! "trows Jesper away and gets a hold of Wylan" Don't let them get close to each other until we get them home

Tolya: I´ll get David to tell them science doesn't work like that, but he has his own problems

David trying to hold Adrik: Please sit down

Adrik: no! he is challeging me! Did you see how he looked at me? I could take him down

David: Thats a mirror

Hanne: "sobs"

Matthias: What?

Hanne: I sat on an ant...that poor thing "burst on tears while Matthias pats their head"

Matthias: There there, it probably didn't suffer

Hanne: But what if she had children?

Mal standing up: CHILDREN! Oh no, i forgot Misha on our last trip to Ketterdam! "runs away" HERE I COME MISHA!!

Tolya: For Sankta Alina, Mal! Misha is in college, you were supposed to leave him there! "stands up" I better stop him before he jumps on a ship again

(next morning)

Tolya: Helvar has right, we should have stayed playing checkers with Nhaban

Zoya: you guys are so childish. Girls night was relatively harmless, we only took some cups on Ghafa´s ship, told some stories and played truth or dare, the normal.

Genya: Women are naturally more responsible

Tamar: Was it just that? i have the feeling we are forgeting something...

"your majesty! there is a bunch of people outside the palace in stripped robes and a huge banner"

Zoya: Oh now i remember, i got Alina in truth or dare so i drunkenly challenged her to create a cult

Tolya: WHAT?

Genya: She convinced people to abandon saints and the royal family in order to serve one supreme being

"HAIL ,ONCAT! HAIL, ONCAT! HAIL-"

Zoya: She did the dare better than i expected.