#and thats a fantastic photo and im not going to like erase someones commentary they took the time to include lol

[allylikethecat]

Some of the Matty posts that you reblog have the raunchiest comments at the bottom and they always make me crack up lol like “I want him to choke me and ruin my life” or “let’s make out and let me call you daddy” omg I’m attracted to Matty in those ways sometimes but most of the time I’d rather watch him kiss a bandmate or j*rk off on a couch a la ATVB “an encounter” ❤️

Oh I know they always make me snicker, like I can't really relate to the comments, if I saw that man in the wild I would run the other way, I don't ever want to end up in an confined space with him. I think he's attractive, they all are, but like idk not like that haha

Not only do I NOT want him to know I exist, but also I literally don't think we'd be capable of having an actual real civilized conversation, I think he's brilliant but we 100% would not get along.

BUT I also love how people just full send on the comments/captions and I'm not going to NOT reblog an aesthetic picture just because it's got a spicy caption- especially because that spicy caption probably gave me a smile or a chuckle. Thank you for sending me this ask because this also made me chuckle!! I'm glad someone else has found joy in the included image commentary haha

❤️Ally