#and suna and kuroo and bokuto and iwa and osamu

[cloeis]

lalala vs okokok

they're the okokok and ur the lalala - kageyama, tsukishima, SUNA, ushijima, SAKUSA, osamu, KENMA, daichi, IWA nd akaashi

ur the okokok and they're the lalala - BOKUTO !!!, hinata, kuroo, ATSUMU, OIKAWA <3, tendou, yamaguchi, suga nd noya

[educatedsimps]

— "best brother ever!" tiktok trend with hq men

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a/n: just some more crack filled headcanons while i churn out the rest of the requests 🫡 saw a vid of someone doing this and i was thinking of how the hq characters would react to it LOL hope you enjoyy

cw: fluff, humour, swearing oops, mild suggestiveness towards the end ?

The trend:

"Babe, come 'ere!"

Curious, your boyfriend stepped into the living room where you had your camera set up on a tripod pointing towards you. When he reached your side, you pointed at the camera and explained, "We're gonna do a tiktok trend so just stand here, okay?"

He nodded, before smiling a little and waving at the camera.

Grabbing onto his waist protectively, you spoke to the camera. "If you wanna get to him, you're gonna have to get through me first."

Then you leaned up and kissed him on the lips. He smiled into the kiss, happily kissing you back. Pulling away, you gave him a side hug and turned to the camera, dropping the bomb with a shit eating grin on your face.

"Best brother ever!!"

The reaction:

atsumu and oikawa would scream. and i mean scream. like they're in a horror movie or smth "AYO WHAT THE FUCK???" with all the dramatic facial expressions and hand gestures like bro shut up my eardrums are gonna explode 💀

tanaka, nishinoya and bokuto are the slow processors. they'd just keep smiling and would only get it right before you stop the video. he's HORRIFIED and whipping his head at you like "WHAT DID YOU SAYYY" you cannot stop laughing and poor guy's probably traumatised.

kageyama, hinata and ushijima would be confused. like "why'd you say that? i'm not your brother" or even better, "you don't have a brother" and you'll be looking at the camera like jim from the office like does he not get it ?? 😭💀

akaashi and shirabu would stand there staring at you with the most incredulous look on his face. he'd lowkey be judging you and be like "wHat..." sorry babe it's just a prank ���

semi would choke on his laughter and shove you away saying stfu but he'd be laughing about it and he'd probably help you post it afterwards. this man is so... HAHAHAHA i love him 😂

sakusa would also shove you away saying stfu but he's lunging to grab the phone so you can't post it (you'll still post it anyway LOL)

tsukki is all three of the above. would look at you with the MOST JUDGY face on earth before shoving you out of the camera frame saying stfu

kenma, osamu and suna would have the most DISGUSTED look on his face and you can't help but laugh at how his face is scrunched up and pinched together

kita would have the most disappointed look on his face like you'd honestly regret doing the tiktok (it's still funny tho. 10/10 would post)

iwaizumi would freeze, slowly turn to you and stare at you with the same face he made when oikawa asked him "iwa-chan, are you my mom?" HAHAHAHSJHJVF GOODBYE

daichi and suga would be like "bruh". nothing else. just pure "bruh" 😐

matsukawa, hanamaki and kuroo WOULD GO ALONG WITH IT HAHAHAHA "yeah best lil sis/bro ever" AND THEN KISS YOU ON CAMERA AGAIN, EVEN DEEPER THIS TIME 💀 then you'd collapse laughing together

tendō would turn his head, look at you with a loving smile and say "what the fuck did you just say?"

asahi would not know how to respond so he's just standing there looking between you and the camera like "huh..."

futakuchi "this ain't alabama, babe..."

extra thoughts!

after you record all that, iwaizumi and akaashi (he a freaky one 👀) will smirk, smack ur ass and say "best little sibling ever" before kissing u deep 🫶 do what you will with that information

also if tsukki was in a good mood, he'd prolly play along but in the most sarcastic way possible HAHAHA like "yeah, best little sibling ever" before kissing you out of frame lol

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[mikgreo]

Hiya! Love your posts so so so much ♡

I was wondering if you could do how haikyuu (or jjk) men react to finding out the reader has a kink for being fucked in front of someone else 🫣

Tysm! Anon x

“curiosity killed the cat.”

haikyuu headcanons.

a/n. ty nonnie for requesting!! ive never thought about writing something like this but it made me excited to see what i could come up with, i had fun writing this! take care nonnie <3!! i might do pt.2 :3

chars. oikawa, iwaizumi, kuroo, bokuto, akaashi, atsumu, osamu, suna.

syp. haikyuu characters & exhibitionism! +mini scenarios.

tags. exhibition, voyeurism, p/v, degradation, praise, petnames, pronouns or gender not mentioned but reader has a kitty & boobies, and use of babygirl/girl, manhandling (bokuto), edging, overstimulation, recording, whatever i missed..

oikawa!

rough jealous sex, teases you alot, might share you depending on the person, makes you moan out his name while the other person makes you cum, tried to get you to go to a kink club but you denied (“y/n-chann!! it’ll be fun!”)

he never thought you, or anyone else, were the type to initiate stuff like that, he was always just used to casual sex with his partners. but when he mentioned how “you probably want iwaizumi to see you like this, huh?” and felt you tighten up around him, he knew exactly what to do, he called iwa to come see a particular “show.”

“k-kawa!! s’too much.. sl-slow dowwwn~..ng-nghh!~” you whined out as oikawa thrusted deeply and roughly directly on your g-spot countless of times. “you like iwa-chan watching you get your back blown out, huh? you dirty fuckin’ girl, t’is what you wanted hm?” he slapped your ass, “after all yer stupid ass swayin’ and bendin’ over infront of ‘em you kinda asked for it, you slut.” he glanced over at iwaizumi, who was sitting on oikawa’s desk chair watching you two, face dusted in red and pink hues, sweat beads falling down his forehead. “come, its yer turn iwa-chan~”

iwaizumi!

def has vanilla sex, he likes to show that he can make you feel good by his hands, nice and soft, wouldnt share you but would make you speak out on how good hes making you feel

iwaizumi wasnt really used to anything like this, he was never the type of guy to have multiple girlfriends, let alone be sexually active. so whenever he found out from oikawa that your friend mentioned you were into that stuff, he didn’t know if he should ignore or act on it. but the more he thought about it the more frequently he found himself masturbating in the bathroom at the thought of him pleasuring you infront of another man. so, he decided to act on it.

“mmm, just like that, babygirl. keep rockin’ yer hips on my fingers js like thaaat.” iwaizumi had you on his lap infront of oikawa, who was sitting on iwaizumi’s gaming chair. legs pried open, glistening wet cunt on full display, you shamefully moaned at the circles iwa had been rubbing on your clit and your entrance. “tell ‘kawa how much you want me to fuck you with my fingers, doll.”

kuroo!

rough sex, open to threesomes (depending on the person), makes the third party record you two, edging/overstimulation final boss

lowkey wasnt that fazed about it, he’s been through some kinky people that he ended up ghosting/breaking up with because the kinks were overstepping boundaries, but he thought yours was quite doable. definitely got turned on once kenma told him you had said you were into that stuff. so he promised kenma he’d buy him the newest pc if he cooperated with his plan.

“oh yeahhh, look up at the camera just like that baby.” kuroo said behind you, as he was thrustinf his fingers into your seeping hole. he had you on all fours while you gave kenma a blowjob, as he recorded you all. “mmm…!!~” you mumbled onto kenmas cock, which he shuddered at. “you cummin’? i told you, cant til you make kenny here cum first, sweetheart.” this went on for 3 more hours..

bokuto!

rough-nice sex, fucks you dumb for sure, very prideful in his abilities and makes you you dont hold your voice back, make you make eye contact with third party, either really nice or really mean no in between, but i live for unknowingly and unwillingly rough bokuto so

kinda awkward about it, you were like his third girlfriend, and first ever actual serious once, adrenaline hits him and he ends up having his whole team watch him rail your poor small body. bokuto had learned alot from kuroo and oikawa about sex, so he decided this was a good opportunity to demonstrate his newly found skills. he asked his teammates to come over to his apartment, got them all to drink some beers and well..

“i know youve all been eyeing, y/n over here. so ill show you who she fuckin’ belongs to, but don’t hesitate to stroke yer dicks while you watch me absolutely fuck her dumb!” bokuto manhandled you into doggy, grabbing your arms and pulling them behind you back, thrusting in and out of you as deep as he could, whispering profanities into your ear. “fuckk, you like how der getting off to yer cute ass moans, huh? cmon.. be louder for them, let em know who’s responsible for this. fuck yeah, babygirl, t’day is alll about you.”

akaashi!

soft sex, would only let bokuto or tsukishima be the one watching you two, would worship you and brag about you to the other person while he fucked your brains out, overstimulation def, kinda gets a little toxic if the other person interacts.

akaashi was lowkey awkward about this too, but remained nonchalant, he had a talk with you to see if you would let bokuto be the one to watch you two, promising he wouldnt let him interrupt or touch you without your consent, he told you he had never been into any type of extreme kinks, so he apologized if he ended up deciding this wasnt for him, but swore he would try to make it work just to make you feel good.

“cmon princess, you can do better, why’re you getting shy on me now, hm?” he placed his hand on your head and ruffled your hair. you were down giving him a blowjob, with your legs spread open enough to let bokuto see you playing with your clit, desperate for some more friction. “mmm!” you muttered staring at akaashi with your puppy eyes. “im not, bokuto-san, touching you til you make me cum atleast twice. so get to work princess. you wanted this didnt you?” … “oh c’mon ‘kashi! dont be so mean” bokuto laughed loudly in the back.

atsumu!

possessive, would probably be mad at your for like half the day for suggesting it, but it grew on him, fast rough sex, lots of foreplay, teasing, and petnames.

“huuuhh?! why would you want sum rando watchin’ us fuck?” atsumu put if off for some days but the more he thought about it the more he found himself getting turned on by it. he set some rules, and had told you to go to a kink club since he didnt feel comfortable having anyone you both knew watch you, since you both only had a couple trusted people, and he was NOT gonna have his twin brother watch him fuck his girlfriend, let alone sakusa.

“look bae, all these people ‘round us comin’ just for you, see i told you you have the hottest fucking ass and tits ever.” he had you on top of him on one of the booth seats, you were jumping up and down on him and he took your nipples into his mouth. “fu-ck! ‘tsumu!! so good m gnna cumm~” you whined. “hell yeah baby, give em a show, aint gona stop til you start squirting like sum fuckin’ water sprinkler.” he laughed as he slapped your ass. “show em who’s yer fucking daddy, who’s making you feel good huh?” he breathed into your ear. “you-youyouyouyouyo-!! is you ‘tsumu youre so fuckin good at fucking my pussy daddy!!

osamu!

slow sex, praiiiiseeee, would probably only trust suna with you, would make suna touch you or something while he fucks you, asks if your okay during sex

he didn’t really know what to say when you had told him you found it hot to have someone watch you get fucked or something like a threesome, and he didnt wanna weird you out so he said you could try it out to see if he liked it as well. and he called up his buddy suna to help out!

“fuckk, yer tits taste so good, feels js like marshmallows, cutie.” suna said just below a whisper as he fondled your left boob and sucked on your right one. “mmm princess, your so tight, you feel so good yk that? you’re so perfect and beautiful like this.. making me wanna cum just from yer face.” osamu said as he had you in missionary, thrusting slowly but deep into your aching cunt. suna reached down to rub circles on your clit, “fuck, keep doing that suna, she just got so much tighter.”

suna!

literal virgin killer, casual sex, with some teasing & degradation, would be one to suggest this if you hadnt beaten him to it, down for anything but just doesnt admit it, literal definition of a freak undercover, lowkey would let anyone watch you two but just not touch you (imagine like anyone u want rlly)

“fuckk, keep fuckin yourself on my dick just like that, you have no idea how tight you feel, ma.” he had you facing the person while you fucked yourself dumb on his cock, going up and down. “play with yer boobs while they bounce, pretty. show em how sexy you can be, kay? put on a reaal pretty face, babygirl.”

[struwberrii]

haikyuu!! halloween headcanons 🕸 ｡𖦹°‧

here are some silly headcanons on how i think haikyuu characters would spend their halloween and what costumes they’d wear :3 (feel free 2 leave ur hcs in comments i love halloween + i wanna hear what u guys think lol 🎃)

pt. 1 here :3

characters: suna, akaashi, atsumu, kenma, tendou, iwaizumi

suna

probably doesn’t get too creative with his costumes, ends up going as like batman or spider man

brings you with him when he takes his little sister trick or treating so you guys can get free candy

doesn’t stay out too late because he gets bored and cold

you guys all sit at the dinner table trading candy while listening to music later on

the night would probably end with you and his friends hanging out at his house and ordering a pizza while watching ‘scary’ movies

(you’re all just poking fun at the movies for how predictable they are though)

akaashi

probably just shows up in a black t shirt and black jeans tbh

lets you do skeleton makeup on him though

you guys go to a festival and play a murder mystery

he keeps freaking everyone out by telling scary stories that are oddly realistic and descriptive, he sends bokuto home shaking in fear

doesn’t get a lot of candy but does eat the baked goods they offer and enjoys a caramel apple

he’s your groups designated photographer

atsumu

tries to match with osamu by dressing as eachother but samu says no then ends up being tsumu anyway

dresses as like patrick bateman or something and he TRIES not to break character character all night but he’s too unserious

chases samu with an axe at least twice that night

tries to talk vendors into giving him a little more than whatever they gave samu but gets rejected almost everytime

sometimes they purposely give him less food just because he asked 😭

tries to scare/prank people but he laughs to soon and blows his cover

somehow ends up with the most candy/trinkets and brags about it

kenma

kuroo literally had to drag him out the house and kenma did NOT come out without a fight (literally clawing at the walls bro did NOT want to be at that festival)

he was given animal ears as his costume but he’s rocking sweats

complains all night

eventually gets someone to give him a ride on their back while he plays his game

his mood drastically lightens when kuroo brings him a slice of apple pie

takes the ugliest pictures of his friends when they’re caught off guard and randomly sends it to their groupchat later on

tendou

tries to be scary but ends up going as chucky (yk that doll with the red hair)

literally chases his teammates around and scares them all night

pulls the best pranks like someone def ended up pissing their pants (it was probably goshiki)

also tells scary stories, while shirabu is picking at holes in the plot of his story 😭

forces ushijima to come out in costume too despite ushijima not being very interested in the holiday

he def goes crazy apple bobbing, he gets DOWN.

iwaizumi

doesn’t dress up but still goes out to a festival with his friends

probably wins you some huge stuffed animal but ends up carrying it around for you since it’s too big

i imagine it being like a giant homer simpson too 😭

oikawa tries scaring him but iwa ends up being the one chasing oikawa

tries a little bit of all the snacks they have to offer there

ends up spending most of the night watching other peoples kids and helping them get out of bounce houses

[gaygentbrontosaurus]

what Haikyuu characters would be as roommates

(everyones in uni and an adult tho I am not living with any high school boys ever)

Hinata Shouyou

Nice, that being said doesn’t have any common sense or boundaries, doesn’t know where his stuff is, so he keeps using yours, LOUD and kinda smelly

Kageyama Tobio

Has no idea how to be a human or do ANY chores, can be trained to be a good roommate (takes time tho)

Tsukishima Kei

Could be the best roommate ever (quiet, clean) or the worst (passive aggressive), depending on who he rooms with, always asks before bringing people over, piss him off tho and he will throw a rager with Bokuto

Yamaguchi Tadashi

Probably one of the best on this list, cooks, cleans, always asks before bringing people over, husband material

Ennoshita Chikara

Also a strong choice, father in the making, can be kinda intimidating at first

Nishinoya Yuu

Hahahahaha just no

Tanaka Ryunosuke

Weirdly? A great roommate. Compassionate and understanding, respects your boundaries, ready to sweet talk you into parting with his friends, but rarely throws any parties at home

Sugawara Koushi

Seems like a good roommate but actually isn't one. He is really polite, but you think its all fake and he silently gets judgemental about the way you do chores. Also you feel like he knows all your secrets.

Azumane Asahi

Has no opinion or won’t voice any, so you will be always concerned if hes actually fine with the rules you set

Sawamura Daichi

Father - so great roommate, could fix a door or make dinner

Yahaba Shigeru

Hot take; hot but nasty, one of those pretty boys that wipe their hands into the couch after eating (looks are everything, living spaces? Def not), takeout boxes in the sink, kyoutani is always over and you can hear whatever they’re doing

Kyoutani Kentarou

Won't see him, always at yahabas, surprisingly clean and quiet at home

Iwaizumi Hajime

Good roommate, but you will probably never feel the need to talk? Like maybe 5 words per month and its about when the trash will be collected

imagine meeting oikawa one day when you know literally nothing about iwa

Oikawa Tooru

See yahaba, but more vocal and NEVER cleans the shower even tho his stuff takes up 80% of the shelves in the bathroom

Matsukawa Issei & Hanamaki Takahiro

Why have one bad roommate when you can have two?? They share a room, have the weirdest bed set up and sometimes sleep on one bed bcs you literally can’t get to the second one, but at least they’re fun

Terushima Yuuji

Always talks about hookups but actually has any and you know it cause you’re roommates, tolerably messy, just a guy

Aone Takenobu

Good roommate, clean and proper, but you are scared of starting conversations with him

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Has an Oikawa poster on the bathroom mirror and sometimes talks to him, so many plants in common spaces its starting to annoy you

Tendou Satori

Still pretends his hair is natural, even tho you are roommates and you know how long it takes him to style it. Acceptably messy, but everything is acceptable when he brings homemade sweets.

Shirabu Kenjirou

Uses a ruler to cut his hair so he is definitely insane. Lives like a man (no furniture, no bedsheets). Peaked in highschool - did you know he went to shiratorizawa?

Daisho Suguru

Surprisingly a very good roommate, everyone hates him tho and you don't know why.

Miya Atsumu

Just no. Straight man (derogatory)

Miya Osamu

Nice roomie, but Atsumu is always around which is not so nice. Still husband material.

Suna Rintarou

Bad roommate. Ok on most days, but impossible to argue with. When the dish soap runs out he will use hand soap bcs soap is soap right?

Haiba Lev

An adult that needs an adultier adult to live with. Cannot operate a dishwasher or a washing machine, good thing that his sister or yaku are over so often.

Kozume Kenma

Do you even have a roommate? The only time you see each other is at 2 am when you both want to shower.

Yamamoto Taketora

Like tanaka, but more awkward. At first tries a bit to hard to be your friend.

Kuroo Tetsurou

Good roommate, cleans, cooks, considerate of you but nosy af and will use the knowledge to pester you.

Yaku Morisuke

Mom material, seems like a good roommate, but will aggressively mother you.

Akaashi Keiji

An amazing roommate until he's not. When he’s mad or stressed he will make sure no one has a good time and you're sometimes afraid to leave the room when you know he has a deadline.

Bokuto Koutarou

Loud both awake and asleep (turns, snores, talks in his sleep). Tries VERY hard to be your best friend.

Sakusa Kiyoomi

You will go insane with his cleanliness standards.

Yachi Hitoka

Great roomie.

Shimizu Kiyoko

Good roommate but will always be better than you and give you gay panic.

Ukai Keishin

Heavy smoker so better get used to the cigarette smell.

Takeda Ittetsu

The only person on this list YOU can intimidate. Too busy to be home.

after discussing pros and cons of living with everyone we decided to do our top 3 and bottom 3 roommates

My friend that i did this with:

top:

3. Lev - seems fun and his sister can come over anytime ;)

2. Tanaka - I need someone to force me out of the house lmao

1. Iwa-chan - living with him would literally solve all my problems and i already own a pull up bar come to me iwa-chan

bottom:

3. Suna - literally my brother vibes and not sharing a wall with him drastically improved the quality of my life

2. Tsukki - if I was a haikyuu character I would be tsukki and I could never live with myself

1. Suga - i will not be judged on the way i vacuum the living room carpet he can keep his opinions to himself

Me:

top:

3. Takeda - i like things my way and he will do as i ask, also he is never home

2. Kuroo - he's H O T, even tho he pesters me hes still h o t while doing it

1. Ushijima - hes weird im weird i feel like we gonna vibe. bonus points that my plants will never die anymore

bottom:

3. Atsumu - loud, dirty, god complex

2. Hinata - he will use my favourite bowls and i will not have the courage to tell him to stop because it feels so minor but actually is not

1. Akaashi - just no, my mom actually acts like that and its stresses the fuck out of me, I’m not gonna live with my mom 2.0

what's your top/bottom three and why?

[sunarots]

taste ━━━ suna rintarou & miya osamu

13. room swap ♡

"I'm so tired," Osamu sighs, dropping his head back against the bed. He looks up at you and then at Kiyoko and Tanaka. "How long have you been dating?"

"Two months into his first year here, I think," Kiyoko answers, looking up at Tanaka.

He nods in confirmation, looking to the pair of you. "So, what's the point in you guys? Like, what are you doing?" Tanaka stares on in confusion.

"Um, revenge?" you answer, setting your phone down on your stomach and moving to sit upright. You hang your legs over Osamu's shoulders and run your fingers through his hair. "To make Ugly realise that friendship is more important and have, like, a spiritual awakening except... Consciously? Is a conscience awakening a thing?"

"Is that not just becoming self aware?" Kiyoko asks, facing you.

"But now he's pissed me off by his reaction-" Osamu rests his hands your thighs-"so now we're making the plan go on a bit longer."

"But do you not deserve that reaction? I think that if Noya and Asahi hadn't started seeing each other when they did, me and Noya would have fought over Kiyoko," Tanaka announces, turning away and looking at a picture on the wall. "We've made pacts before to agree not to see someone we both liked. Thankfully Noya had a boyfriend so let me slide in there."

"Let you? You think I'd want Noya sliding in here?" She lightly swats his leg, stifling a laugh. "You're lucky I let you slide in here."

Osamu laughs. "That's you told."

"My point is that I get his side as well as you wanting revenge. I don't think this was the way to do it." Tanaka sighs, resting his cheek against Kiyoko's head. "What time is it?"

"Nine," you answer. "So, are you siding with Ugly?"

"I'm not siding with him, I'm just saying that I understand his frustration and reaction. I do think your plan is great though. You're really convincing."

"It's just easy." You shrug your shoulders. Before you can add anything on, you're interrupted by a knock on the door. You stop Kiyoko from getting up, manoeuvring around Osamu and opening the door. "Oh. What do you want?"

"I want to swap rooms," Suna announces, one hand on the doorframe. "Atsumu's driving me fucking insane."

"You're not sleeping in here!" Tanaka calls over.

You roll your eyes at him before turning your attention back to Suna. "Um, yeah, sure. Have any of the boys agreed? Just tell me who you swap with so I can update the records."

"No one agreed. Bokuto said he would let me share with Sakusa if he could share with Akaashi."

"No, Bokuto can't share with Akaashi."

"Yeah, I know that. He said that's the only way he'd agree."

You sigh, running a hand down your face and waving him inside the room. "Hang on."

Suna stands barely through the doorway with one foot blocking the door from closing. He watches you grab your folder and pull out a sheet of paper and assess it. Osamu's eyes flick up to catch Suna staring at you before he quickly turns his focus back onto the others in the room.

"Did you ask everyone?" You wait for his answer before continuing. "Well, the only solution I can see is asking Kuroo and Iwa."

Suna sighs, pushing his hair away from his face. "I'm not sharing with Kuroo. He's always on the phone with Kozume."

"Then share with Iwa, he's a decent enough roommate." You watch as he nods slowly, recognising his expression. "What?"

"Nothing. I'll share with Iwa," he dismisses, shrugging his shoulders and glancing out the door.

"What's wrong with sharing with Iwa? Do you want me to make someone else switch rooms? Want me to go knock on everyone's doors to ask them to switch rooms?"

Suna shrugs his shoulders and opens the door wide. "Sure."

You look down at Osamu with your jaw slack, letting out a huff. "Fine. Let's go." You flash an apologetic smile at Osamu on your way past, putting all your focus into not crumpling the sheet of paper in your hand.

The door falls shut behind Suna as he follows close behind you. His hands stay in his pockets as he glances around the corridor. When passing the empty common area, he grabs your arm to stop you in your tracks.

You shake him off you, spinning around on your heals. "What?" you bark at him, not wanting anything to do with him in this moment.

"You know, I was just starting to think maybe I was really shitty in our relationship." He leans in and jabs a finger in your face, saying, "You're fucking sick in the head. I can't believe you fucked over a friendship of years just to get some revenge. You're lucky I don't go around shouting how fucking psycho you truly are."

Heat bubbles in your chest at his words, the built-up rage starting to spill out. You swat away his finger from your face. "Yeah, sure, claim I'm the psycho ex. Ignore the fact you dumped me for my ex-best friend who fucked me over."

"I didn't dump you for her, y/n. I dumped you because you had no boundaries. You were practically living with me and I was hardly ever home! Take a fucking hint!"

What? You straighten up, forcing the tears back into your eyes. "Why didn't you say?"

"Because I couldn't speak, I couldn't breathe. I was being smothered. It was like you were holding a pillow over my face." He lets out a heavy sigh, his voice calming the more he speaks. Desperation slips out. "You wanted so much more than I could give you."

"But you can give it to Rubi?"

"It doesn't look like it, but Rubi's only needy in public. She's a lot more laid back in private, so I don't have to do as much," he explains, stuffing his hands back into his pocket.

You shake your head, refusing to give up now; you're so close to closure, you can taste it. "If I was smothering you so hard, why didn't you tell me? I would have respected your boundaries."

Dipping his head, Suna thinks hard about your question. When he finally meets your eyes again, there's disappointment laid inside. "You wanted love. I wanted peace. Those two did not go hand in hand, but you already knew that."

# fun fact !

in private, rubi and suna hardly interact except for a select few reasons

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summary. when your ex starts dating your least favourite person on campus, your ex-best friend from high school, you can’t help but feel a little betrayed. you quickly realise a way to get back at him: his best friend.

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[sanjisblackasswife]

They Treat You Like This, Intentionally

Toji, Geto, Tengen, Suna, Atsumu, Iwa, Nanami, Shanks, Sabo, Doffy, Kid, Giyuu, Suna, Eren, Reiner, Aizawa

They Treat You Like This, Unintentionally

Gojo, Luffy, Zoro, Bokuto, Osamu, Law, Rengoku, Sanji, Kuroo, Ace, Choso, Corazon, Kageyama, Ushijima, Killer, Armin, Jean, Erwin, Fatgum, AllMight

[flyingwargle]

january fanfic recs!

the first round of recs are now here! i'm eager to find more life-changing bangers this year and share with everyone my favorites for each month <3 (also, i accept recs any time!)

all previous monthly recs are tagged with fanfic recs! check them out if you'd like more!

some of these fics are rated e!

sakuatsu

i would write ya a love letter t. 3k. sakusa is helping atsumu move when he finds an old love letter under the bed addressed to kita. love the premise and eventual getting together, as well as the comfort <3

i don't want you like a best friend e. 3.6k. atsumu is pining and everyone can tell except for sakusa. also, body worship, one of my favorite tropes.

particular e. 4.7k. mid-timeskip sakuatsu trying kink for the first time. always love rinpanna and winterwaltz's explicit works and this one doesn't disappoint.

parallax error: line of sight t. 11.6k. 2/2. i read atsumu's pov (parallax error: angle of inclination) last month and this one is sakusa's pov. it's really lovely to see how both sides fall for each other and both are beautifully written.

runner, runner t. 14.7k. atsumu, sakusa, and bokuto lose hinata during a night out in tokyo and try to look for him. amazing shenanigans, friendship, and feelings realization.

crypsis g. 16.1k. "what do you want, miya?" is the best quote to encapsulate this fic, with self-destructing atsumu afraid of taking the next step forward. beautiful prose and character dynamics.

On Love and Onigiri m. 20.5k. atsumu is a bestselling author and sakusa is a book critic who has never given his works 5 stars. atsumu is determined to change that. you'll also have to pry the trope of trying to impress your love interest from my cold, dead hands. i'll eat it up every time.

draw the line, and i'm losing my mind t. 26.1k. sakusa has his memory of atsumu wiped and atsumu, in petty revenge, does the same. this broke my heart and reduced me to my knees. it's angst with a hopeful ending, just in case you can't handle angst without a good ending.

NOT CLICKBAIT: Watch As Osaka Man Nearly Destroys Brother's Relationship t. side sunaosa. 27.9k. sakusa is accidentally roped into atsumu's scheme of helping both osamu and suna propose to each other separately. extremely funny and endearing. my favorite this month <3

sunaosa

touched down m. 20.5k. i have never read such a flavor of depressed osamu like this before, complemented with angst, introspection, and a hopeful ending. the prose will sink its teeth into you until you finish it all in one sitting.

sakuatsu & sunaosa

Sundays at Onigiri Miya t. 6.4k. the miya4 are always the best group to read, and this fic of sakusa and osamu trying to propose to their significant others doesn't disappoint.

iwaoi

please be a good man, please say you won't tell e. 21.9k. iwa accidentally sends a nude to the wrong person and now all of the jnt (read: atsumu) is trying to figure out who iwa's boyfriend is. also, he and oikawa keep getting sexiled. funny and heartwarming.

bokuaka

Catching Up e. 11.1k. akaashi finally realizes he may have feelings for bokuto but tries to quash them because surely bokuto won't reciprocate (spoilers: he does). great plot and spice!

A Second Chance e. 76.5k. 15/15. after breaking things off with bokuto four years ago, akaashi reconnects with him after he has to interview him after his match. imagine: mutual pining. hurt/comfort. angst. spice. mixed altogether with slowburn and you get this. an amazing read.

other

daybreak g. kagehina. 6k. kageyama study in the years between high school and when hinata returns from brazil. beautiful prose and feelings realization.

Infinite is Where We Live m. kuroken. 20.3k. glimpses of kuroo and kenma growing up together and all the ways kuroo is there for kenma, until it's kenma's turn to be there for him. you'd think kenma would be the anxious one but it's kuroo in this fic and wow, it's done beautifully.

A Split-Second of Violence g. hinata and karasuno-centric. 122.3k. 38/38. WOW. WAY TO BREAK MY HEART. the incident literally takes a split second and becomes a monster of friendship, hurt/comfort, and trauma. i hugged my hinata plush every night while reading this. we love and respect the karasuno family in this house.

[devilstruly]

how i think certain characters would feel about the Fast and Furios movie saga

yes i am projecting okay thanks

> oikawa was soooo into it initially, binged the entire franchise in three days, but he has to admit it gets boring after a while. in his words - 'great idea, terrible execution'. he doesn't like how the more movies are made, the less racing and cars are shown. it defeats the point

> iwa hated it from the beginning. that's it. will never change his mind

> kuroo does not understand a thing. he tried - it didn't work. he thought that the 'spy' element is fun but they make it so complicated and everyone who's dead is not dead and there's all this 'family' and 'cars' talk and ???

> kageyama enjoys them thoroughly. no one knows that, not even hinata. he never spoke of it or showed that he even knows of the universe's existence, but he's deeply invested.

> bokuto does not understand a thing either but if anyone asks him he says he loves it and it's cool

> sakusa shits on it every chance he gets - usually with osamu because atsumu defends it with his life

> suna doesn't know what it is and doesn't want to know

[bartyssimp-riley-16]

Haikyu!! characters as SKZ lyrics~

Hinata, Daichi , Takeda, Kita, Noya, Tendou, Goshiki, Aone, Yams, Suga, Asahi, Kinoshita, Yachi, kindaichi, Lev, Yamamoto, inuoka, Yuki, Kanji, komori<3

Osamu, Sakusa, Tanaka , Oikawa, Atsumu, Ushijima, Kageyama, Ennoshita, Kiyoko, watari, Kuroo, Yahaba, Bokuto, hoshiumi, saeko<3

Ukai jr, Iwa, Suna, Semi, Makki, Mattsun, Tsukki, Narita, kunimi, Kyotani, Kenma, Yaku, fukunaga, Kai, Kenji, Akaashi, shirabu, Aran, Terushima<3

[cloeis]

romance tropes w hq men

enemies to lovers (top tier) - oikawa, ATSUMU, kuroo, kageyama, matsukawa, tsukishima & kunimi

friends to lovers - akaashi, iwaizumi, suna, HINATA, SUGAWARA, yamaguchi, bokuto & tendou

there's only one bed - kuroo, tsukishima, SUNA, atsumu, osamu, MATSUN, meian & iwaizumi

love triangle - SUNA, akaashi, atsumu, tsukishima, tanaka, oikawa, daichi, aran, KAGEYAMA & kita

fake relationship - matsun, SUNAAA, KUROO, atsumu, tsukishima, tanaka, hanamaki, osamu & iwa

age gap - kuroo, USHIJIMA, meian, ROMERO, aran, atsumu, iwaizumi & daichi

she fell first but he fell harder (sigh) - SAKUSA, tsukishima, kenma, kunimi, OSAMU, kita, akaashi & ushijima

grumpy jerk and sunshine - KAGEYAMA, kenma, SAKUSA, iwaizumi, ushijima, tsuki & kunimi

academic rivals - TSUKISHIMA !!!, akaashi, KUROO, kita, sakusa, hanamaki, korai & sugawara

[educatedsimps]

— “what would you do if we broke up” tiktok trend w the hq men

≪ back to fics masterlist

hq character x gn!reader

a/n: came across another tiktok and thought "hey let's do this for hq" so here's anther short one while i churn out the longer written reqs HAHA love y'all pls enjoyy

cw: “girl” used to refer to reader as in like “girl what?” or “girl please” kinda context, some swearing, humour??

The trend:

“Ask me what I’d do if we broke up,” you perched on the edge of the sofa where he sat, innocently scrolling on his phone.

With confusion written all over his face, he looked between you and the camera several times before asking, “Wha... why would we break up?”

Hearing the hint of sadness in his voice, you clarified, “Nonono I’m not breaking up with you, babe, it’s just a tiktok trend. Go on, ask me!”

With one more nudge of encouragement, he relented. Sighing, he asked, “What would you do if we broke up?”

And without a second of hesitation, you answered with a shit-eating grin on your face, “I’d get back with my ex.”

The reaction:

“same lmao” ↳ SUNA AND KUROO 😭😭

the most offended ones - hand to chest with a dramatic gasp, then screams “BABE WTF?!” then gets all petty and pouty saying “i’d do the same thing” ↳ atsumu, oikawa

replica of iwa's face when oikawa asked him “iwa-chan, are you my mom?” ↳ IWA LMAO, suga, yaku, all the chaotic hq moms tbh like can u imagine

gives you the most disappointed dad look ever as if he’s saying “girl pls” then continues w his shit but is a lil hurt ngl like u better apologise later 😭 ↳ daichi, kita

will cry in a corner. u better give him a hug and apologise 🤧 ↳ hinata, noya, bokuto, asahi, yamaguchi, lev, goshiki

will glare at you then turn his nose up with a "tch" (he's just jealous tbh) ↳ tsukki, futakuchi, kenma, shirabu

confused, a lil offended, dumbfounded, then even more confused. The Man Was Too Stunned To Speak like how dare you do this to him 😀 ↳ kags, ushi, osamu, probably asahi before he starts tearing up, kenma before he gets petty

“WHAT” and jumps like three feet into the air like a cartoon character ↳ tanaka, tendo

*sighs* “i understand” ↳ akaashi (he's too tired to think so he just takes it at face level ahjdjdhjv), aone 😭💔

"with me, right?" ↳ sakusa cuz he's prolly seen the trend before (yves has a hc that he’s secretly chronically online), also kita after giving it a bit of thought HAHA

The aftermath:

“You’d be my ex, dumbass,” you giggled.

mentally facepalms himself, probably blushing and laughing to himself then hugs you and gives u kisses all while agreeing with u wholeheartedly 🥰 ↳ suga, yaku, daichi AND AKAASHI BC I DEF DIDNT FORGET ABOUT HIM

“pfft i knew that lmao” these mfs are too proud to admit that they were fooled ↳ atsumu, oikawa, suna, futakuchi

grumpy "i knew that..." man ↳ osamu, iwa, tsukki, kenma, shirabu

“OH YEAHHHHH” and they’re overjoyed. ↳ bokuto, hinata, tanaka, noya, tendo, goshiki, lev

"oh yeah that's right..." moment of clarity kinda thing ↳ asahi, aone, ushi, kags, yams

“u owe me kisses for emotional damage” + pouty + clingy ↳ kuroo, atsumu and oikawa after they stop pouting and whining n shit

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[codename-adler]

[Haikyū!!] DIY Ask Game

doing this myself bc i'm anxious and making lists makes me feel safe. also bc sometimes you want to answer ask games so bad but nobody sends them...... eh.

First character you liked: Tanaka, my funny bald hype man. He still manages to have soft spot in my heart, to this day, and always. Truly underrated, imo.

Love @ first sight: Kenma (˃ᆺ˂) & Kuroo

First character you strongly disliked: ...Tsukishima

Hate @ first sight: ...Tsukishima

First favorite character: Kenmaaa 🫶

Favorite character now: still Kenma & Kuroo ofc 😭, but also Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Tendou, Kiyoomi, Atsumu (derogatory), Noya and Yaku my libero boyos

Character you strongly dislike now: Tsukki you are never escaping my hater ass i respects u fr fr bruh

Character you did not expect to like as much as you do now: Tendou!!! i was fr scared of him at first, and now he is baby

Character you did not expect to dislike as much as you do now: no one tbh, my hating game's been pretty consistent (lies. i could never hate any of them. none!), tho i have to say that i also don't really enjoy Yamaguchi's character come to think of it... got mads respect for Gucci

First pairing you shipped: Kuroken <3

Favorite ship now: Sakuatsu, Iwaoi, and Kuroken still (+ Brokuroo them morons are life)

Other ship(s) you read fics about / like: Ushiten, Semiten, Kurodai, Bokuosa, Kagehina

Pairing(s) you strongly dislike: well anything Tsukki really... but especially, especially Kurotsuki (Tsukiyama's fine tho) oh and Ushihina & Sakuwaka & Atsuhina.

Crackship you like: Matsuhana let's gooo! also Aone x Asahi is cute

Rarepair/Crackship you like but are lowkey very serious about: Osamu x Meian, Bokuatsu

Favorite m/f pairing: there's only really Kiyotana, but damn do they deliver

Character you think you are most like: this has been a plague on my mind ever since my first watch. nowadays i think i would say Asahi? or Fukunaga. subject to change. hold on—I might be Makki actually o_o

Favorite female character: not a lot there to begin with, but i do appreciate Saeko and Natsu

Sexiest character: IWA-CHAN, Kiyoomi, Kuroo, Atsumu (derogatory), Oikawa (derogatory), Suna

Favorite uniform/outfit: Karasuno boys for the school uniform - Aoba Johsai in close second and for the girls too - MSBY for volleyball as well as Nekoma 😍 and Seijoh || fav outfit that got me down bad is, like all of us mere mortals, Iwa in his hoodie & jean jacket casual combo

Favorite position 😏: Libero!! Yaku and Noya take my breath away every time, but it’s also the role i’d want to play if i were part of a volley team! i think i’d do ok (lmao)

Favorite character name: Iwaizumi Hajime

Favorite motto: 飛べ Fly (Karasuno)

Favorite quote(s): "Don't you ever forget my worthless pride." - Oikawa Tooru to Ushijima *CHILLS*

Favorite scene/episode: Uhhhh too many why did i put myself inthis position. Training Camp obviously!!! but also the Shiratorizawa match arc, for the Tendou content 🔥 and i can't not mention the Seijoh matches for the Iwaoi content and the Matsuhana crumbs.

Unpopular opinion: *sigh* this will get me killed–i do not care for Akaashi. i wish i understood him more, got to see more of what’s underneath. i love Bokuto, and i'm sorry babe, but his character and physique are really just average to me. and i've already got the Tsukki kinners and lovers on my case, so yeah, i'll be dead by sundown. while i’m at it, same goes for Kita-san. i’m sorry!! always mad respect tho 👍

Favorite fic(s): Stick with You (Sakuatsu) by lettersinpetals without a fuckin' doubt. Also i'll mention the latest 2 fics i read, Lockdown and The Loyalty of a Traitor (both Iwaoi) by DeathBelle because they are a pillar of the HQ fics community and their shit hits every goddamn time and it hurts so gooddddd 🤌

Favorite art: @amezure @fullwarmth @iinoruu @amalasdraws @viria @dictearchive @mookie000art @cranbearly (soodyo) and so many more that i can't remember off the top of my head but i thank you all for your dedicated work and creativity to the fandom 🫡😩🧡 oh and special love to @gayaest for their paravolley AU art <3

Character(s) you like to write/draw the most: have done neither officially yet, but i do have a Sakuatsu x Grey's Anatomy WIP, so i guess them?

Pairing(s) you like to write/draw the most: ^^

Favorite AU(s): Post-Time Skip, College AU, Mafia/Yakuza/Detective/FBI/Police AU (ik, ew & ACAB, but somehow for hq this one hits)

Guilty pleasure?: BokuAkaKuroKen - TikTok skits & memes & dance animations - my Sakuatsu MCD wip ^^

Favorite Opening: oh god... there's only 1 i don't like (u know the one)... i HAVE to say before i answer, this anime's intros are hits after hits after hits, and they hold such a precious and nostalgic feeling in my heart 😭 ok i'm allowing myself two: Imagination (S1PT1, SPY AIR) & FLY HIGH!! (S2PT2, BURNOUT SYNDROMES). honorable mention to the few first seconds of Hikariare 🫶

Favorite Ending: Tenshi Gaechi (S1PT1, NICO Touches the Walls)

Favorite team: Canonically, Nekoma and MSBY. Fanonically, Seijoh, MSBY still, and Shiratorizawa. (obv my heart always soars when Karasuno wins bc that's the way the story is supposed to make you feel! but i love them dearly so.)

Team you dislike the most: none? i'm not fond of Date Tech, but i appreciate Aone, and none of the teams are villains, just antagonists from the Karasuno pov.

And for the finale, Favorite meme(s): god so many this fandom has the best

obviously there are many more questions i wanted to fill in but this was getting too long and it's already OOC for my blog, but i encourage all of you to fill my asks inbox with anything you wanna know about my haikyuu fan experience!! 🫶🏐

i'll be filling in this lil questionnaire for other of my fandoms, and feel free to use the template and reblog with your responses!! 🤍

[balladxrecs]

MULTIPLE CHARACTERS !!

fic recs, haikyuu 

disclaimer— none of the fics are my own works. authors will be credited・if you see any discrepancies please inform me so i can fix it asap・will not link a single profile / masterlist multiple times・all recs originally posted on tumblr unless stated otherwise

☁️ — fluff・❤️‍🩹 — angst; 💔 — hurt no comfort・🤭 — suggestive・🔥 — smut

⚠️ — dark content

. . .

[ HEADCANONS ]

asking them for a baby・kleftiko

akaashi, iwazumi, kageyama, hinata, kenma, kuroo, atsumu, suna, tendou, oikawa, bokuto, kita, ushijima, osamu, sakusa, daichi, tsukishima

short chubby girls・ushijimawakaflockaflame-blog

hinata, nishinoya, goshiki, kenma

[ DRABBLES ]

family men ☁️・kleftiko

kita, suna, atsumu, osamu

teacher's pet 🔥・missouki

oikawa, akaashi, sugawara, kuroo, tsukishima

[ FICS ]

meeting a beautiful fan ☁️・kiwanopie

sakusa, bokuto, atsumu

[ THIRSTS ]

[ SMAU / TEXTS ]

amazon nightgown prank・tsukishitstain

tsukishima, kageyama, akaashi, ushijima, asahi, nishinoya, atsumu

hq captains get jealous・katsukidon

kuroo, bokuto, oikawa, daichi, ushijima, kita

pranking haikyuu boys saying they sent a girl a pic of them showering・t0talltn0tbby

iwa, bokuto, kageyama, ushijima

texting hq boys your period is late・kuromochimi

msby

you reply “who’s this” to them・shoguya

atsumu, kageyama, kenma, oikawa, akaashi

— writers, if you’d like to have your story / name removed, please just message me and let me know and i’ll get right on that

@katsukidon // @kiwanopie // @kleftiko // @kuromochimi​ // @missouki // @shoguya // @t0tallyn0tbby​ // @tsukishitstain // @ushijimawakaflockaflame-blog

[miyababes]

suna rintarou.

long fics. (5k+)

shameful lust by elysianslove [ brother's best friend!suna ] [ nsfw ]

the moments we capture (and those we don't) by sunamour [ college au ] [ sfw ; angst/fluff ]

fics. (2.5k+)

and somehow, it's always you by sunamour [ college au ] [ sfw ; fluff ]

just pretend by seita (+ suna) [ nsfw ]

test run by mrs-kurooo [ nsfw ]

the air between us by izurou [ best friend!suna ] [ sfw ; fluff ]

short fics. (1k+)

all too well by tiniella [ sfw ; hurt/comfort ]

bad idea by earthtooz [ sfw / slightly suggestive ; fluff ]

bet on stones by animatedrapture [ sfw ; fluff ]

car sex by bjbex [ nsfw ]

christmas eve princess by iwas-princess [ sfw ; fluff / slight angst ]

forever my princess by iwas-princess [ sfw ; comfort ]

friends with benefits by rintarous [ suggestive ]

greet me with goodbye by animatedrapture [ band member!suna ] [ sfw ; angst ]

; vision trick

hotboxing by bjbex [ nsfw ]

jealousy, jealousy by bjbex [ college au ] [ nsfw ]

pool sex by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

redo by saetoru [ sfw ; slight angst ]

sadism & masochism by animatedrapture [ nsfw ; angst with happy ending ]

smile for the camera! by heich0e [ sfw ; fluff ]

smoke alarms by duino [ sfw ; fluff ]

they get teased with someone else by tetsvhoe [ sfw ; angst with happy ending ]

where do we go from here by sunamour [ sfw ; fluff ]

drabbles.

sfw: [ 1 - 100 ].

accidental nude send by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

bite me by animatedrapture [ nsfw ]

clingy by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

facetime call by dejwrites [ nsfw ]

fingers by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

handjob by saetoru [ nsfw ]

jealous sex by animatedrapture [ nsfw ]

playing with his balls by saetoru [ nsfw ]

reacting to the scratch marks you left by joyaphoria (+ kuroo, bokuto) [ suggestive ]

receiving head by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

riding him in the car by elysianslove [ nsfw ]

show you what it's like by elysianslove (+ iwaizumi, osamu) [ nsfw ]

so pretty by bjbex [ nsfw ]

s/o using their safe word by elysianslove (+ sakusa) [ nsfw ]

somnophilia by saetoru (+ osamu, sakusa) [ nsfw ]

you get insecure before your first time by adoringhaikyuu (+ iwaizumi) [ suggestive ]

headcanons.

horny thoughts by saetoru (+ atsumu, osamu, bokuto, sakusa, iwaizumi) [ nsfw ]

prettiest when overstimmed by saetoru (+ sakusa, oikawa, atsumu, osamu ) [ nsfw ]

timestamps.

1.13am by kuroosdarling [ suggestive ]

2.45am by sunamour [ sfw ; fluff ]

3.42pm by hajimine [ sfw ; fluff ]

6.39pm by sunamour [ sfw ; fluff ]

8.37pm by sunamour [ sfw ; fluff ]

9.35pm by sunamour [ sfw ; fluff ]

series.

smau.

asking you to cuddle but you have to turn them down by toru-oikawas-milkbread (+ osamu, atsumu, sakusa, kita) [ sfw ; fluff ]

'finish the heart' trend by arhvste (+ osamu, iwaizumi, akaashi) [ sfw ; fluff ]

smau series.

as if! by rintarous [ sfw ; fluff ]

say it back by animatedrapture [ sfw ; fluff/angst ]

[sunarots]

taste ━━━ suna rintarou & miya osamu

27. starter ♡

"There she is!"

You can feel all the eyes fall onto you as you enter the gymnasium — unfortunately, not just your team members. The other practicing teams turn to watch you enter, gripping your clipboard so tight it's a wonder that it's not broken.

Bokuto throws his ball at Iwa so he can come running over to you. "Have you got the positions? Can we see them?" He leans in so close you can almost taste his anxiety.

"I'm just about to read it out, okay? Jesus, give me a chance." You step around Bokuto and approach your bench, setting your stuff down behind it. You turn to face your team, all of them looking at you like they might throw up.

Shaking your head, you raise your clipboard in the air. "In my hand are your starting positions for this game only. You will receive your next game's positions half an hour before the match is set to start. If you ask me earlier, you're not starting. That goes for everyone."

"What if the match is set to start at three but then it starts at half past two? Do we find out half an hour before then, or do-"

You raise a hand, stopping Suga from spiralling. "You will find out when you find out. Can I read out your positions now, or do you want to talk about this some more?"

Noya goes to raise a hand, his arm being hit away by Suga.

"Position one is Sakusa. Position two is Atsumu. Position three is Bokuto. Position four is Suna. Position five is Akaashi. Position six is Noya. Noya, you will be subbed with Osamu when you're up front and Suga for serving. Does anyone have any complaints?"

"I'm not starting, but Atsumu is? Are you kidding me?" Osamu crosses his arms over his chest.

"We need a strong block, strong receive, and a strong serve. This rotation is based on everyone's overall skills. Not starting does not equal not playing." You shrug your shoulders, setting your clipboard down on the bench. "Get back to practicing, please. We don't have long."

Everyone but Osamu continues back to the court, anxious to start playing. He lurks towards you, blocking you from approaching Kuroo. "If we need a strong block, why is Akaashi immediately rotating to the front?"

"Because it means that for every rotation we have a setter in the front," you explain, resting your hands on your hips. "I already told you all of this."

"I thought you were joking! Why the hell is Suna starting?"

"Because he's a good blocker, Osamu. That's what he excels at."

"But I'm not good enough, is that it?"

You furrow your eyebrows. "What? No, that's not- What are you talking about?"

"I shouldn't have let you go to the fucking party alone. He got in your head again, didn't he?"

You feel your stomach sinking at the accusation, but the frustration takes over. "How many times do I have to tell you that I made those choice based on how everyone performs. If you were so desperate to start, you should have practiced more."

"You think that just because coach isn't here, you can make all these big calls-"

"Enough, Osamu!" you yell, throwing your hands in the air. "My decision is final and if you keep arguing, you won't start this season."

He scoffs, backing away from you. "I should have known it was true."

You watch with a frown as Osamu approaches the team, picking up a ball to practice his serves. With a sigh, you sit down on the bench and grab your bottle. "This'll be a long day."

The first set finishes with a win for your team, taken with ease. Suga grabs his bottle from beside you before following Noya to the other side of the court. "Good job out there, team!"

"Hey, can I talk to you?"

You look up at Suna, nodding once. "Yeah, what is it?"

"Tomorrow we're up against Sendai and they use the same rotation. You should match me with their little one. He serves, so Noya should receive."

"Okay, I'll take that into account. Kiyoko said they have a new coach, though, and she might change things up." You pick up your clipboard to write it down, tensing up when someone shoves Suna away from you.

Suna stumbles back, almost taking Bokuto down with him (luckily for him, Bokuto's a tank). "What the hell, man?"

"That's my fucking girlfriend, Sunarin. Get that into yer head, yeah?"

"What the fuck are you talking about? I was just giving her advice-"

"She doesn't want anything you fucking give out." Osamu jabs a finger at Suna, the rage taking over.

"It was about the match tomorrow-"

"Stay out of this!"

You flinch back at Osamu's tone, looking around you in horror as he continues yelling at Suna. All eyes have fallen onto your team, and not for the reason you'd like.

"You're fucking crazy, get the hell off me!"

"I know you fucked her at the party, you ugly fuck!" Osamu shoves him again, Suna managing to stand his ground.

Your eyes grow wide, turning to Iwaizumi. "Why would you tell him that!? You know that's not true!"

Iwa's jaw drops, pointing at himself in shock. "Me? I didn't tell him anything!"

"So it's true? Rubi was telling the truth?" Osamu looks at you for confirmation.

"No! We didn't fuck! We just...kissed a little."

"Just!?"

"Yeah, just- Wait, when did you talk to Rubi?"

"She fucking texted me. I can't believe this. You guys are the fucking worst." Osamu spins around to fully face you, his face red. "I can't believe I ruined a friendship for you. I can't believe I thought you were worth it. Rubi was right about you. A slut in high school, a slut now-"

"Don't fucking call her that," Suna snaps, grabbing Osamu's shoulder to get his attention.

Osamu spins around, throwing his fist at Suna. His knuckles hit his jaw with full force, knocking him down. "Don't fucking touch me!"

One of the referees blows a whistle, rushing across the court. He starts shouting at Osamu, Kuroo stepping in to try and get the argument to settle. You pass your clipboard to Iwa. "You and Kuroo are in charge. If Osamu can't play, put in Suga. Keep the rotation for as long as possible. We're serving first. Just trust Sakusa, okay?"

Iwa nods his, allowing you to help Suna up. He lets out a sigh and looks around the team, shaking his head in disappointment. "What the fuck just happened.”

# fun fact !

iwa’s lowkey questioning his existence right now

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summary. when your ex starts dating your least favourite person on campus, your ex-best friend from high school, you can’t help but feel a little betrayed. you quickly realise a way to get back at him: his best friend.

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