#and stevu

[preusterreich]

RinRei Week 2025 Day 3!

pets/companions

of course it has to be stevu!!! i think about him a lot... love that fat boi... i guess this kinda goes with kuma's pic.. maybe just before rin tries to pick him up and gets scratched in the process??? lmao (wait no, he drew rin with a different shirt! oh well, still counts!)

[zoranphoto]

UMRO JE JASMIN STAVROS! Kralj zabave izgubio bitku, do kraja se borio pjesmom i molitvom

Preminuo je omiljeni pjevač domaće zabavne glazbe Jasmin Stavros (68) koji se borio protiv karcinoma kostiju u KBC Rebro. Jasmin Stavros rođen je 1.11.1954. godine u Splitu u glazbenoj obitelji. Pokojni otac mu je bio glazbenik, djed i brat su se bavili glazbom, a majka je pjevala u HNK Split. Završio je osnovnu glazbenu školu (klavir) i srednju glazbenu školu (kontrabas). Osim toga toga pohađao je i sate solo pjevanja, a već s 12 godina svirao je bubnjeve, dok je sa samo 15 godina počeo profesionalni svirati u brojnim splitskim sastavima poput Delfini, Mladi batali (današnji Magazin) i grupi More.    

Obitelj mu je uvijek bila na prvom mjestu

1973. godine počeo je otkrivati jazz glazbu, a od 1978. godine radio je kao studijski bubnjar u Jugotonu. Bio je jedan od najtraženijih bubnjara u bivšoj Jugoslaviji, a  surađivao je s brojnim velikim glazbenim imenima poput Josipe Lisac, Arsena Dedića, Duška Lokina, Miše Kovača, Ivice Šerfezije, Nede Ukraden, Ljupke Dimitrovske i brojnim drugima. Najveći financijski uspjeh mu je donijela pjesma Julie, koju je snimio s Danijelom Popovićem.Volio je reći kako je za četiri minute bubnjanja kupio stan. 80-ih godina prošlog stoljeća je otišao u Ameriku, gdje se zadržao dvije godine i završio privatnu jazz akademiju Stanley Spector u New Yorku. Kao jedan od najboljih studenata i najbolji student iz Europe dobio je 1982. godine zelenu kartu za boravak u Americi, no zbog supruge Žarke i sinova Mile i Krešimira odlučio se vratiti u Hrvatsku.     Prije odlaska u Ameriku četiri godine je svirao udaraljke u HNK, a dirigirali su mu: Vjekoslav Šutej, Nikša Bareza, Bardeli, Papandopulo. Paralelno je snimao ploče i svirao u bendu Olivera Dragojevića i Meri Cetinić. Na ideju da postane pjevač došao je 1986. godine kada je s Doris Dragović snimio duet ”U tebe se neću zaljubiti” na ploči ”Željo moja”. Izvođač koji je trebao s Doris otpjevati duet nije došao, a preslušavši snimku Jasmin je shvatio da nije samo talentirani bubnjar nego i dobar pjevač. Prvu ploču izdao je 1987. godine u suradnji s Rajkom Dujmićem i s Stevom Cvikićem. Ploča je prodana u preko 50 000 primjeraka, a prvi veliki koncert imao je ubrzo u Lisinskom. Ploča ”Ljubio sam anđela” na kojoj je bio i hit “Umoran“, dosegnula je platinastu nakladu dok su uglavnom svi ostali albumi imali zlatnu tiražu.

Odbio služiti u JNA pa uzeo mikrofon u ruke

Stavros je surađivao s diskografskom kućom Ariol u Njemačkoj od koje je dobio ponudu da radi za njih kao studijski bubnjar, no obitelj mu je bila važnija od inozemne karijere. Povratkom u domovinu sa pratećom grupom Naranča odradio je preko 1500 koncerata. Početkom rata dvije godine nije ništa snimao već se odmah prijavio u vojsku, ali kako nije imao vojnu obuku jer je odbio služiti JNA uzeo je mikrofon u ruke i odradio preko 500 humanitarnih koncerata za podizanje morala diljem domovine. Kasnije je karijeru nastavio u suradnji s Tončijem Huljićem i Fedorom Boićem koji su, uz Rajka Dujmića i Stevu Cvikića, bili njegovi najvažniji suradnici.   Osim pjevanja Jasmin Stavros je bio poznat i kao strastveni ribolovac i skijaš, ali i nesuđeni nogometaš. Dnevno.hr Read the full article

[jauntybones]

Why was I not surprised that AI implied that Christ was born in Minecraft? Wait... Is Steve Jesus?

stevus?

Jeve...?

got my first less than helpful Google AI search result

[cherrybracelets]

hello!! i get off in 20 minutes and i’m going to sallys to get hair dye so i can dye the tips of my sisters hair!

oooooo damn what color? also what time is it where u are bc it’s almost 8pm here and i think my sally’s is closed lmao

[demonicallyslaying]

MINECRAFT STEVUS

minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it 

[dancefloors]

With the hall of fame induction, do the inductors perform multiple songs or just one? And do they usually sing their own songs or ONLY tributes to the inductees?

I looked a few articles and they seem consistent with their wiki page

and I think the general consensus is that we are likely to get Harry giving a speech (up to 10min?) about the influence Stevie has had on him + Stevie's career, followed by a tribute to Stevie or a performance with Stevie. I think since it's a tribute he will definitely be playing one of her songs and none of his own and I think it's unlikely we'll get multiple performances (from Him at least) unless they decide for him to do both a tribute and a performance... but imo a joint performance is more likely.

[tjarimrkve]

jeste li sigurni da je seks u troje zabranjen

Tripidni ili kvatrapidni seks nije zabranjen, ali Vam ga ne mogu sa čistom savješću preporučiti.

Naime, nagonski hormon antimulitol se luči u indeksnoj žlijezdi, jedinoj koja je živcima izravno povezana sa multikulom, dijelom mozga koji sprema sjećanja o doživljenoj stravi i užasima. Ludžba ovog hormona se u koitalnom odnosu sa jedinkom svodi na svega nekoliko nanocitara, što nije dovoljno da se u mozgu prizovu najstrahovitiji prizori i osjećaji koje je u prošlosti zabilježio. Problem nastupa kada se broj partnera umnoži. Kod fornikacije sa većim brojem osoba, u većini slučajeva će spolovilo biti lišeno prirodnog lubrikanta radi prežustre uporabe - na što će endokrini sustav reagirati na iznimno nepodoban način.

Indeksna žlijezda, iliti indeksa, je, kako mi u struci kažemo, glupa. Radi neraspoznavanja sperme tj. ejakulata i antimulitola (koji je teksture poput zagrijanog jogurta), ona će misliti da je njen zadatak poslati vlastiti iscjedak sve do urinokanala, iz kojeg će on, pa recimo, prštiti. No, indeksa nema pristup uretri, već je jedino vezana uz želučani čvor i spomenutu multikulu. Ludžbom prekomjerne količine antimulitola u mozgu će se aktivirati spomen na iznimno bolne i tjeskobne trenutke. Jedan od mojih pacijenata se žalio da se odmah sjetio nenadmašivo timornog Line, Podravkinog štitonoše koji je u 190-centimetarskom, zabrinjavajuće kratkodlakom obličju harao lokalnim šoping centrom. I to usred ljubljenja dva muškarca (i jedne žene) s kojima je stupio u postelju! Ja sam mu odmah rekla: od sad - ne i Evu i Stevu (x2) - odluči se!

Za uravnoteženo lučenje antimulitola je također veoma korisna Limuloidna otopina dr. Tenka, 33 ml, 190 kn.*

* Dr. Š.Š. zarađuje proviziju od svake kupovine preko navedene poveznice.

Ako imate dodatnih nedoumica, pišite u pretinac “Pitanja.”

Vječno vaša,

Dr. Iva

[sapphirerogers]

"holy mother of thiccness" "Stevus Buckensis" "Naruto run activated" - I died you are a genius

@mainly-marvel

In honor of @catws-anniversary, have some catws-inspired silliness today 💕💕💕

Proof that Captain America: The Winter Soldier is actually a romcom:

err- yes, anyway--

[pizzafelony]

steven universe colour appreciation: storm in the room

[epicstuckyficrecs]

Post-IW “I NEED FLUFF!!!” Fic Rec

Someone asked me recently for fics to get over Infinity War’s ending... this is what I came up with! (in no particular order).

Short and sweet

Side bitch out of your league by rohkeutta: Smooth af geriatric fella flirting with a 100% Done wrong number sassmaster, with copious amounts of swearing and way too many Beyoncé jokes. (Stop interrupting my grinding series)

Save a Horse, Ride a Captain by galwednesday: “Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”

Valuable Consideration by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen): Steve was a law student. He didn't need to take Latin, but he'd gotten the strange notion into his head that it'd give him a deeper understanding of the law. One mistranslated assignment later and he'd accidentally offered to sell his soul to a demon named Bucky. Steve had no intention of selling his soul, but Bucky kept showing up and offering him different kinds of valuable consideration: fame, wealth, success, the usual things you'd expect in this sort of situation. Steve didn't want any of it. The only problem was, Steve was starting to want something from Bucky...but it had nothing to do with valuable consideration and everything to do with Bucky.

Moosebumps by rohkeutta: “Huh,” 107 says, looks down Steve’s body, then up again. “I know we just met, but your dick looks like it’s getting strangled.”

snore me to sleep by wearing_tearing: There’s someone sleeping in the hallway of Bucky’s apartment building. Someone big and muscled and blonde and way too fucking attractive to be slumped against the wall and have a jacket covering half of his upper body. How does Bucky know this? It’s because of the fucking snores.

Exam Room B by steveandbucky: “He asked if the cute male nurse with the ponytail was working today. I assume he meant you.”

The Good, The Buns, and The Dirty by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen): Bucky knew the apartment wasn't much to look at but, however old and rundown it might be, it was his. His apartment. His place. His. Unfortunately that also made the neighbour his neighbour. Bucky hadn't started out thinking that way. No, he'd originally been pretty happy about tall, blond, and built, with his sunshine smile and sparkling blue eyes, who lived down the hall. But that was before Bucky found out he was a creeper.

Stevus Interruptus by GoodbyeBlues: Bucky Barnes is a SWAT Team member just trying to do his job. Too bad a certain Captain keeps interrupting all of his missions.

Good Samaritan by Brenda: Invitingly pink, full lips curved up into a small smile as the arms around him tightened just a fraction. "Having a good night?""I am now," Steve said, mesmerized by the way the light glinted off impossibly long eyelashes.

reality warping series by wearing_tearing: a series of short, cute, unrelated stucky AUs!

The A-bridged Guide to Trolling by galwednesday: Fantasy AU in which Steve is a hedge witch with a green thumb, Bucky is a bridge troll who's new in town, and knock-knock jokes are a viable form of currency.

The Right Wrong Number by giselleslash: Steve's one night stand blows him off with a wrong number, which just happens to be Bucky's number...

say you'll bee mine by deceptivesoldier, obsessivereader, talkplaylove: When Steve glances over at Hot Guy again, Hot Guy catches his eye and gives him a tentative smile. Steve’s brain shuts down and he looks away. But the serum gave him great vision, so out of the corner of his eye, he sees Hot Guy stand up, take two steps, get his foot caught in a backpack strap, trip, and fall down.Steve’s out of his chair and next to Hot Guy before he even has time to think. "Oh my God, Hot Guy! Are you okay?". Hot Guy blinks up at him from the floor, probably too confused to stand up. "Did you just call me ‘Hot Guy’?"

Long and plotty

Prince Charming by Brenda: Bucky Barnes leads quite the charmed life. He has a thriving tattoo shop, a son he adores, the world’s best dogs, and a great group of friends — almost all of whom are in relationships. And maybe he'd been the one nudging them towards each other, but there's nothing wrong with a little match-making. The world could use more romance. As for him personally, well, he doesn’t need anyone for the long haul. Not when every girl he meets is someone who he thinks would be perfect for someone else. But then Steve Rogers comes into his shop looking for some ink, and maybe that’s the problem right there. Maybe what he's looking for in a relationship isn't a girl at all.

Lemon Meringue Lies by Nejinee: Being a server at a high-end restaurant is working out well for Steve. All he has to do now is convince Bucky he's good enough to work as chef in the same restaurant. Steve's determined to prove to his best friend that all Bucky's talent and passion for food is worth something. Meanwhile, Bucky has his own issues to deal with. Namely: trying his damndest to dig them out of poverty, make sure Steve's health is on the up and up, and not acknowledging his very longstanding desire for his best friend that is slowly eating him up inside.

Looking for a Stranger to Love by Daslebensmittel: Bucky is just another average demon in New York, trying to live a normal life. After a flirting attempt with the lonely Steve goes awry, they strike up an unusual friendship. Despite their misgivings and meddlesome friends, Steve and Bucky manage to become wonderful roommates. Will they grow even closer and let Bucky have another chance? Or will Steve forever be "the one that got away"?

in any version of reality series by steveandbucky: A series of fics in which Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes meet in a whole lot of different alternate universes; they find each all over again in every single world, fall in love, and live happily ever after.

If They Haven't Learned Your Name by silentwalrus: aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

This, You Protect by owlet: The mission resets abruptly, from objective: kill to objective: protect

Smutty fluff

Salami by L1av: Everyone hears stories about the idiots who have to go to the ER to get random objects removed from their asses. If someone told Bucky he’d be spending his weekend in the hospital for one of the most embarrassing occurrences of his life, he’d probably laugh in their face and tell them to go fuck off. But here he is, in the ER with eleven inches of packaged, cold salami stuck up his ass. To make matters worse, his nurse is really hot. Really hot.

Is It Pretending If I Already Want You? by OhCaptainMyCaptain: Based on prompt: “Pretend Boyfriends AU where one of their families is always wondering why they're never in a relationship, so the other offers to pretend to be their boyfriend for some family event"

Catfish by L1av: Steve Rogers is a famous movie star, known for his role as Captain America. Bucky Barnes is a bored law student who drinks too much wine. Bucky gets on match.com to boost his confidence. What he doesn't expect is a guy using Steve Rogers' pictures on a dating profile. Bucky decides to mess with the guy. After all, what idiot uses Steve Rogers' pictures on a dating site?

Lights, Camera, Action by Kellyscams: Bucky Barnes, aka the Soldier is one of Stark Naked's most popular models. Having worked in the adult film industry for a few years, he's gotten used to the daily flow of things. Not to mention also earning himself Stark Naked's "Naked Boy" of the Year, and something of a reputation for being a powertop. So when his favorite director, Sam, calls him in for an unscheduled shoot, Bucky figures it'll be more of the same. What he's most definitely not prepared for is meeting their newest model, Steve Rogers--who personally requested Bucky for his first scene. Not only is Steve the hottest guy Bucky's ever seen, he's sweet and adorable and cuddly and... Bucky's never hit it off so well with another model before.

Steve Rogers. Cheerfully Slutty. by relenafanel: Steve Rogers: Cheerfully Slutty. But not going to take your shit about it. Bucky Barnes: Voted most likely to fall in love first.

[thestovetops]

Shrunkyclunks

The Roommate by layersofart (layersofsilence), Niitza (T)

 In which Steven G. Rogers, a.k.a. Captain America, gets a roommate. Who rapidly turns into his “roommate"—in the euphemistic sense of the word.

 It takes SHIELD and the rest of the Avengers an absurd amount of time to notice. 

Easy Work For Easy Pay by AustinB (M) 

Bucky’s working his way back up through the ranks at S.H.I.E.L.D. after a mission took his left arm and Stark gave him a new metal one.

So when Fury tasks him with integrating the newly defrosted Captain Rogers into the 21st century, he jumps at the promotion.

Side bitch out of your league by rohkeutta (T)

“I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.” 

“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift.

Save a Horse, Ride a Captain by galwednesday (T)

Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”

#TweetMeDaddy by StarSpangled (Senforza) (T)

Coulson, for his part, stares up at Bucky with such a betrayed look of frozen horror that Natasha actually goes the extra step and presses another button, capturing the moment and airdropping the photograph to her phone for posterity. When he speaks, his voice comes out as a hoarse whisper. “Why…?” He swallows and starts again, trying for some semblance of normality. “…Why would you tweet something like that?!”

“If you must know, sir,” and somehow he manages to make ‘sir’ come out with the same inflection most people reserve for ‘motherfucking son of a bitch’, “it’s because I have a difficult time doing my job when my job involves monitoring the man with the best fucking ass in the United States of America.” He slowly lowers himself back into his seat until he’s at eye level, making extreme eye contact with Coulson until Coulson turns away to make mortified eye contact in Natasha’s general direction through the one-way glass. Natasha would take another picture, if she weren’t too busy catching Steve’s red-faced sputtering. “Sometimes, I vent to my Twitter followers. Sometimes, it’s about hot men with washboard abs. Can I go now, or do you need a graphic description of how I pleasure myself at night?”

Never Talk to Strangers by mambo (T)

Never Talk to Strangers: or; How a Forgotten Childhood Lesson Led Bucky Barnes to Appreciate Charlie Chaplin, Befriend an A.I., Slip on Soap Bubbles, Be Mistaken for a Succubus, and Try to Woo a Superhero.

Hey, Asshole! A New York City Love story by bunnymaccool (T)

Bucky’s running late for the bus and he’s stuck in line behind some ridiculous shoulder to waist ratio bastard who’s too busy flirting with the baristas to get his frickin’ order in. After he tells the dude off, completely in his rights he feels, the damn oversized puppy-faced ass keeps following him around and trying to apologize. And okay, dude is hot like burnin’, but Bucky just doesn’t have the time or patience for soothing the wounded ego of some gymrat wannabe with an obsession for dressing like he’s hiding from the mob and …. why are you laughing, Sam?

no matter how long the day is (i’ll come home to you) by alby_mangroves, talkplaylove (T)

Steve’s spent an hour along Portobello Road before he sees the paparazzi on the left side of the street, trying to be inconspicuous by a street lamp. He crosses the street and ducks into the first store he sees, tucked behind a screaming red door and under a blue and white striped awning.

He listens, feet planted in front of the door, shoulders tense, as he looks around the shop. Row upon row of books are on the shelves in front of him, the wood creaking under their weight. Behind the counter is a dark haired man wearing a jacket, elbow on the table, stubbled chin on one hand, gloved left hand flipping the pages of a book.

No one follows Steve in.

Or, the one where Captain America travels the world, learns how to be Steve Rogers again, and meets Bucky Barnes along the way. Also: the one where two old souls fall in love over young adult books, long distance calls, and texting at strange hours of the day.

Stevus Interruptus by GoodbyeBlues (T)

“What the fuck is happening out there?” He shouted into his comm.

“Sarge, I think,” Dugan’s voice paused in his ear. “I think Captain America is here?”

Bucky Barnes is a SWAT Team member just trying to do his job. Too bad a certain Captain keeps interrupting all of his missions.

 turn me up when you feel low  by faerietell (T)

Steve Rogers is a man out of time, in a city that used to be his home, a city he no longer recognizes. Through charming radio host, Bucky Barnes, he relearns his city, adopts a dog, and falls in love.

[huggableduck]

Steve from Minecraft

somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY - he’s square and looks high off his ass but it’s what’s inside that counts

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me - we are all minecraft stevus

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t know | - catch me homesteading & shit living in a cabin in the middle of the woods with steev I know he knows how to chop wood and sustain this household

[thestuckylibrary]

Do you have any SWAT team Bucky AUs? Or FBI/CIA? Anything where Bucky is still fighting but without being limited to the Winter Soldier.

we have an FBI Agent!Bucky tag! you could also try our Cop AUs tag. and i know of exactly one SWAT team Bucky fic:

Stevus Interruptus by GoodbyeBlues (complete |10,355 | T)

“What the fuck is happening out there?” He shouted into his comm.

“Sarg, I think,” Dugan’s voice paused in his ear. “I think Captain America is here?”

Bucky Barnes is a SWAT Team member just trying to do his job. Too bad a certain Captain keeps interrupting all of his missions.

[ficthis]

Chapters: 19/19 Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes and Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes and Sam Wilson Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov, Thor, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Scott Lang, Brock Rumlow, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Captain America Steve Rogers/Modern Bucky Barnes, Shrunkyclunks, Modern Bucky Barnes, listen pal, Sergeant Barnes is Done With Your Shit Steve, I swear to God this is not crack, Avengers AU, I guess? idfk, Clint has a crush and he has zero chill, Steve has a bigger crush and he left all his chill in the ice, Steve is also Done with a capital D, Misunderstandings, resulting in intense hatred, enemies to hate sex, enemies to wary friends to lovers who still sort of hate each other?, Enemies to Lovers, stuck with a baby trope, sex pollen trope, cuddle spores, blatant disrespect of a man's motorcycle, Steve you ding dong, PR nightmares in the form of super soldiers, Steve the exhausting boyfriend, giant fucking bugs, breaking up, fake relationship trope, Steve being a self-sacrificing dillhole, Making Up, Bucky hate-fucking Steve for being a self-sacrificing dillhole, a mere glancing blow from an undercover op trope, bucky barnes has cat-like reflexes, mystical mystery mist, a small bad guy massacre, alternate dimension trope, steve the doublemint dorito, Sassy Steve Rogers, sassy sea-salt cupcake bucky barnes, sassy errbody, stevus interruptus, a bucky's job in every universe is to save a steve from his own mind, unnecessary comparisons to animal planet during sexy times, Stockholm Syndrome 101 with Bucky Barnes, the lightest of sensual caresses from an identity porn trope, Thor's utter lack of respect for the fourth wall, magnetic attraction, brOTP Barnes/WIlson, deux ex buckina Series: Part 1 of Dishonor Summary:

“Sergeant Barnes?”

“Oh, hell no, don’t call him that, man,” Sam warned.

“Captain Fuck Off!” Barnes shouted over him. “Fight me!”

Steve didn’t know whether to laugh or just slink away. He managed to combine the two by pacing two steps and snorting instead. Like a bull.

“I’m gonna need you to calm your ass, Barnes,” Sam said as he went limp again, obstructing Barnes’s struggling under him. “This is so undignified. That is Captain goddamn America.”

“Captain goddamn America!” Barnes repeated, louder. And angrier.

Steve cleared his throat again. “I’ve been looking for you,” he told Barnes.

“I hope you brought lube this time!” Barnes shouted.

[plantsucc]

I wish I could draw fanart for the new stevu but I have so much work 😭

...maybe I'll make receipt paper sketches fanart

[ao3feed-stucky]

Dishonor On Your Cow

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2ocOmnA

by resurcat

- Сержант Барнс? - Я бы не стал так его называть, - предупредил Сэм. - Капитан Ебанько! - проорал Барс, барахтаясь под весом Уилсона. – Ну-ка иди сюда и дерись со мной! Стив не знал, что делать – то ли засмеяться, то ли свалить в рассвет. Он умудрился совместить оба действия в одно, сделав пару шагов назад и фыркнув. Как бык на корриде. - Давай-ка успокойся, Барнс, - вещал Сэм, пытаясь устаканить попытки Барнса ужом выскользнуть из-под него. – Неприлично получается. Это ж чёртов капитан Америка. - Чёртов капитан Америка! – повторил за ним Барнс, срываясь на крик. Стив откашлялся. - Я вроде как тебя искал, - сказал он Барнсу. - Надеюсь, в этот раз смазку ты принёс! – проорал Барнс.

Words: 8675, Chapters: 2/19, Language: Русский

Series: Part 1 of Dishonor

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: James "Bucky" Barnes, Steve Rogers, Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Scott Lang, Brock Rumlow, Wade Wilson

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes & Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes & Sam Wilson

Additional Tags: Перевод на русский | Translation in Russian, Captain America Steve Rogers/Modern Bucky Barnes, Shrunkyclunks, Modern Bucky Barnes, listen pal, Sergeant Barnes is Done With Your Shit Steve, I swear to God this is not crack, Avengers AUI guess?, idfk, Clint has a crush and he has zero chill, Steve has a bigger crush and he left all his chill in the ice, Steve is also Done with a capital D, Misunderstandings, resulting in intense hatred, enemies to hate sex, enemies to wary friends to lovers who still sort of hate each other?, Enemies to Lovers, stuck with a baby trope, sex pollen trope, cuddle spores, blatant disrespect of a man's motorcycle, Steve you ding dong, PR nightmares in the form of super soldiers, Steve the exhausting boyfriend, giant fucking bugs, breaking up, fake relationship trope, Steve being a self-sacrificing dillhole, Making Up, Bucky hate-fucking Steve for being a self-sacrificing dillhole, a mere glancing blow from an undercover op trope, bucky barnes has cat-like reflexes, mystical mystery mist, a small bad guy massacre, alternate dimension trope, steve the doublemint dorito, Sassy Steve Rogers, sassy sea-salt cupcake bucky barnes, sassy errbody, stevus interruptus, a bucky's job in every universe is to save a steve from his own mind, unnecessary comparisons to animal planet during sexy times, Stockholm Syndrome 101 with Bucky Barnes, the lightest of sensual caresses from an identity porn trope, Thor's utter lack of respect for the fourth wall, magnetic attraction, brOTP Barnes/WIlson, deux ex buckina

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