#and sooo many of them cited getting hip replacements for being the best thing that they could have done for their sex lives | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bottomvalerius · 10 months

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I gotta go back to my “Sam getting his hip replaced post him and Donna breaking up” shit because I think it’s funny if 1.) he refuses to acknowledge it when they’re back together and just says “I stayed in Prakra for a bit when our dynamic ended. No biggie” (A/N: it is a biggie because he never stays there longer than a few weeks lmao) and 2.) it’s 110% because he could not keep up with Donna’s mid twenty ass and the power it holds lmfao

#this was sparked mainly because I was reading a collection of essays/writings done by old people who fuck LMAO #and sooo many of them cited getting hip replacements for being the best thing that they could have done for their sex lives #I know my grandma got hers replaced and was right as rain after but I don’t know much else like #rehab wise and long term implications lmao #rambling #anyway sam is quite literally going to fuck until he dies LMAO #somethings broken?? replace it it’s fine

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