#and somethjing is coming he says

[youareinlovetv]

guys i might just. retheme my entire blog to be hunter themed again once for the future comes out just a warning

[draculagerard]

u asked for it so i am HERE to tell u about the netflix tv show never have i ever......except im not going to explain Everything super concisely bc i already have a hard enough time trying 2 explain the complexities of devi vishwakumar when my brain is Actually working but rn i am running on three hours of sleep, an energy drink that partially sprayed out of my nose, and some sour punch straws but i am going to do my best to like. idk explain it. apologies in advance bc this got so long im SO sorry. ANYWAY. never have i ever. its about a first-generation indian american girl named devi and she is like. well. not cool. her n her friends are called the "UN" which they thought meant united nations bc they're all woc but no it means unfuckable nerds. and the person who coined the term unfuckable nerds? one ben gross, aka devi's longstanding academic rival. do u see where this is going yet? great. wonderful. devi spends most of season 1 chasing after this jock paxton (who. we do love. just not with devi.) and imploding all of her personal relationships in an attempt to Not Feel the grief of her father dying. at one point she even tells her mom that she wishes her mom died instead of her dad (ouch, but also, been there). atp devi's friends, the other members of the UN, are taking a "friend break" bc she was. well kind of a bitch. so she moves in w ben (rival) for like a week and then he drives her, unlicensed, to where her mom is spreading her dads ashes and then she goes back up to the car and they go "you stayed" "yeah i just wanrted to make sure you were okay" and then KISS. KISS!!!!!!! but then paxton (jock) also likes her so she dates BOTH of them and then implodes on her and they both break up with her. and then she accidentally spreads a rumor around the school about ben's new girlfriend having an eating disorder which ends up being true. and then paxton (jock) dates her again. and then they break up after like 3 months and ben's new girlfriend (aneesa) also breaks up w ben same day and then ben and devi are like. besties for a bit. devi dates a new guy des who honestly should probably be in a relationship with his own mom instead and then he dumps her bc of his mom and THEN. after all of this. ben jokingly gives devi a "one free boink" card. (was it really a joke ben was it i dont think so!!!!) and. at paxton's graduation he sort of mentions devi but not by name and the narrator (which, i should mention the narrator for devi's inner monologue is american tennis player john mcenroe) says she doesnt get stomach knots!!! but then she and ben share an like an intimate moment in the hall and mcenroe says "there's the stomach knots" like!!!!! and THEN later that night!!!!! she goes to ben's house!!!!!!1 and redeems the one free boink card CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!! and thats where season 3 ends....

season 4 comes out in THREE DAYS and weve gotten SOOOO many spoilers for the first two episodes which (if anyone who watches never have i ever is still reading this and doesnt want spoilers please sotp reading) we find out that ben and devi DID boink and that they both thought iut was like?? bad foir the other person??? and ben just didnt know what to say so he asked if she needed him to call an uber like ben WHAT. as rae @ice-sculptures put it "can you believe that ben gross not knowing what to say after fucking led to the whole spiral of miscommunication lmfao" like they just DONT TALK devi tries to ask if he wanted to get coffee and he says NO because a basketball player at the gym told ben that devi wasnt serious about him because she put a period in the text or somethjing?? so instead he goes and dates this girl from art class margot and devi sees ben with her on the first day of school and gets. well upset. and then someone spray paints "STUPID BITCH" on devi's car and of course she thinks its margot!!!! (but shhhh it wasnt....it was actually this kid ethan....more on him later) and then like other stff happens im not super clear about that but basically at some point ben tells devi that margot doesnt want ben talking to devi anymore :( i dont rlly know much else past that i think thats where s4e2 ends??? but we do know that devi ends up DATING that ethan kid at some point but. sooo many things point to ben/devi endgame esp bc her other main love interest (paxton, the jock) is now STAFF at their high school so like?? i dont think they're going that route but im just. dsjfkhjsad SO EXCITED except i cannot watch s4 the day it comes out bc i will be seeing waterparks which. im so excitred for but also WHYYY do they have to be on the same day

i feel like i didnt explain this very well and left out a lot of like pivotal ben/devi moments but im sitting here jus.t typing and not rereading any of this im. So sorry that this is as long as it is jkhsddfsd thank u for reading this and. if u didnt read it i dont blame u szdkjhdfsakd

WOW OKAY HOLY FUCK A LOT GOING ON THERE HUH????? HELLO.

Okay okay key notes:

I already like Devi and I haven't even watched the show.

WHAT THE FUCK IS BEN DOING HELLOOOO. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM DSFJJFD

by boink im assuming it means fuck right. cause like i've never euphemism in my life

THEY END S3 LIKE THAT ?? FWERLJW

oh LORD devi's complex relationship with her mom okay i hear it

bro the miscommunication sounds SOOO bad... like they cannot communicate properly even once huh 😭

devi ends up dating WHO now???? first the guy who gave them the name un and then the stupid bitch dude?? HELP....

IT COMES OUT IN 3 DAYS??? oh shit good luck??!!

OMG youre gonna go to a Waterparks show????? have fun holy shit

anyways are you kidding ofc i read the whole thing i NEED media rants rn

[former-leftist-jew]

Yeah, much the same way the Confederacy and the KKK "started as a resistance" against African American black abolition and then de-segregation.

After all, the Southern white Christians sincerely believed that the white man was superior to the "Negro" in every way--racially, morally, spiritually, religiously, etc.

They believed that God WANTED European Christians to conquer the Americas, kill off or enslave all the "inferior races," and anyone who challenged that was challenging God Himself, the Order of the Universe, blah blah blah, so our brave Christian Soldiers will resist the bullying of those yankee thugs and blah blah blah.

Hamas is just the palette-swapped European Christian Supremacy movement, only theirs is for Arab Muslim supremacy. and they both want to kill Jews for the same reason.

Here, I'll spoon-feed you even more quotes:

Hamas Charter, Article 6:

"The Islamic Resistance Movement is a distinguished Palestinian movement, whose allegiance is to Allah, and whose way of life is Islam. It strives to raise the banner of Allah over every inch of Palestine--"

AKA "This is an Islamic country, so non-Muslims can't have it."

Hamas Charter, Article 6:

T[]he law governing the land of Palestine i[s] the Islamic Sharia Law and the same goes for any land the Moslems have conquered by force, because during the times of (Islamic) conquests, the Moslems consecrated these lands to Moslem generations till the Day of Judgement.

AKA "Our ancestors conquered this land fair and square, and they called 'dibs!' for eternity, so only we Moslems can own this land for eternity."

Hamas Charter, Article 15:

The day that enemies usurp part of Moslem land, Jihad becomes the individual duty of every Moslem. In face of the Jews' usurpation of Palestine, it is compulsory that the banner of Jihad be raised.

AKA "For the crime of wanting autonomy and self-rule on Muslim-ruled land, all Muslims must fight and struggle to kill all non-Muslims."

Jews: "But it was our land before you got it--"

Islamists: "Shut up. Allah wanted us to have it and to kill you."

Hamas Charter, Article 7: Hamas Article the Islamic Resistance Movement aspires to the realisation of Allah's promise, no matter how long that should take. The Prophet, Allah bless him and grant him salvation, has said:

"The Day of Judgement will not come about until Moslems fight the Jews (killing the Jews), when the Jew will hide behind stones and trees. The stones and trees will say O Moslems, O Abdulla, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him. Only the Gharkad tree [never heard of it] would not do that because it is one of the trees of the Jews."

Hamas Charter, Article somethjing:

[I]ts a result of the fact that those Moslems who adhere to the ways of the Islamic Resistance Movement spread all over the world, rally support for it and its stands, strive towards enhancing its struggle, the Movement is a universal one. It is well-equipped for that because of the clarity of its ideology, the nobility of its aim and the loftiness of its objectives."

AKA "We want to spread Islamic supremacy all over the globe; violently reclaim all lands that once belonged to Muslims (including Eastern Europe, Rome, and Spain), force all non-Muslims to submit to Islamic rule, and kill all Jews everyhere we go."

You praise them doing this to Israeli Jews today, but you'll be crying, "I knew the leopards want to eat Israeli/Jewish faces, but I didn't know they'd eat MY FACE!" when they come for you tomorrow.

https://quran.com/al-baqarah/65/tafsirs

Here's a list of antisemetic verses in the quran and hadiths.

(If you don't know what a hadith is, you don't know enough about Islam to comment on it.)

(We said to them: "Be you monkeys, despised and rejected") means, "Allah changed their bodies into those of monkeys and swines. The young people turned into monkeys while the old people turned into swine." Shayban An-Nahwi reported that Qatadah commented on,

My personal favorite is the time that Allah turned a whole Jewish tribe into apes and pigs--young Jews turned into monkeys, old Jews turned into swine, and all modern monkeys and pigs are descended from the cursed Jews.

Azzam Pasha, General-Secretary of the newly formed Arab League in 1948, weas considered THE most moderate and sympathetic of Arab Leaders to Jews as the latter petitioned for political independence.

And even he called for the extermination of Jews.

I personally wish that the Jews do not drive us to this war, as this will be a war of extermination and momentous massacre which will be spoken of like the Tartar [Mongol] massacre or the Crusader wars.

AKA "By wantging political independence from Islam, the Jews are forcing us to massacre and kill them all."

(For Context: The Mongol hoards brought the Central Asian and Middle Eastern Islamic empires to their knees, and the Crusaders massacred 90% of Jews living in the Holy Land during the first Crusade alone.)

Of course, Azzam Pasha was more sympathetic to Jews BY DEFAULT, considering the company he kept... like the Grand Mufti of Jersusalem being BFF's with Hitler and forming Arab SS batallions under him in WW2, all because, "We have a common enemy in the Jews."

So, yeah.

Kiss my pig-tasting Jewish ass.

There is NOTHING admirable or worthwhile about Hamas.

They are NOTHING BUT palette-swapped white supremacists and Nazis.

It’s so funny seeing pro-israelis try to defend Israel with the excuse of ‘Israel protecting themselves’. or that it’s ‘Not Israel’s fault because Hamas is hiding with civilians’ etc etc.

Like please. The USA has managed to kill !THREE! leaders of terrorist groups without killing tens of thousands of innocent people. Turkey has killed ISIS militants and hit targets without killing tens of thousands of people.

They also prove how they’re completely ignorant how violent Israel has been towards Palestine before. This has been going on for way longer than October 7th 2023. There is absolutely NO justification for what Israel is doing. If you support genocide simply say so.

[mrfoox]

me? overthinking and overanalyzing yeee you know it