#and so she steals a kiss and starts planning how to give all kara’s delivery people

[the-queen-of-the-light]

Kara is on a first name basis with all her delivery people. She can’t help it. She’s a talker, and when one sees them as frequently as Kara does…

Okay, maybe she has a take-out problem.

But still, Kara’s easy to get along with. She tips well, and asks about the drivers’ days and families. It’s hard not to be drawn in by that kind of energy.

And at this point Lena knows that it shouldn’t surprise her that so many people love her girlfriend, but still when she answers the door one evening to an older woman with graying hair and a pizzeria t-shirt, Lena can’t help but be a little thrown.

“Oh, hello there! Where’s Kara?” The woman smiles up at Lena, juggling several boxes of pizza.

Lena looks at her, brows furrowed, before she catches sight of some change clipped next to the door with a sticky note labeled ‘For Bev.’

“She’s, uh, still in the shower. Just got off work,” Lena offers, grabbing the bills and turning the note towards the woman. “I’m guessing you’re Bev?”

“Oh, that girl is always so sweet to me.” A fond smile stretches across her face as she accepts the generous tip and hands over the pizza boxes. “And you must be Lena,” the woman says, with a chuckle and a knowing look, eyeing the NCU hoodie Lena had just stolen from Kara’s closet.

“How did you…”

“Oh Kara talks about you frequently. Glad to finally meet the woman who captured her heart.” Lena would almost class Bev’s smile as mischievous as she winks.

“O-oh. Uh—“ Lena stumbles over her words, as she readjusts the pizzas in her arms.

“Here,” Bev says, adding a container of garlic bread that Kara definitely didn’t order to the top of the pile. “You have a good night, hun, and tell Kara I said hi.”

Then the woman is gone, and Lena is left reeling from the exchange. Huh, she thinks. Kara talks about me to her pizza lady?

[beautifultrash-101]

Surprise

Pairing: Kara Danvers x fem!reader

Summary: Kara has been working hard at the DEO, so Alex sends her home to rest, where there is a special night planned for her

Warnings: none - words: 1093

Kara P.o.V

Stretching my body I let out a huff. Alex comes over to me "you look exhausted, why don't you go home" I shake my head "no with all that's been happening lately I need to be here" "Supergirl it's nothing that the DEO can't handle, we'll be fine, this is now an official order; go home" I stare her off, but I know she won't give up "ugh fine I'll go home, maybe Y/n will be there for cuddles" Alex chuckles waving goodbye.

Y/n P.o.V

My phone lights up signalling I have a message. Alex? I open it up to my relive nothing bad happened 'hey Y/n, so Kara has been doing a lot of stuff at work, so thought I'd let you know she's on her way home, knowing her she'll still stay a little, so I give you an hour till she's there' I smile already making a small plan how to surprise her. I call up our favourite restaurant and order 3 boxes of pot stickers, after that I let in a bath knowing that even her muscles ace after a long day. I lay out some clothes including, my hoodie that she loves stealing from me, sweatpants and fuzzy socks. Going into the living room I build a little fort and lay out three of her favourite movies she can then choose from.

I look to the clock and see I have ten minutes left, I go to the bathroom turning of the warm water, laying out and lighting some candles also turning the light just dim enough so you can see, but it's a relaxing surrounding. Lastly turning on a speaker pressing start on Karas playlist. The one I made for her for our three month anniversary, so cheesy. But Kara loves her fluff filled life.

For the last few minutes I change into some more comfy clothes including yoga pants, a sweater and fuzzy socks.

Just then I hear the door opening so I quickly make my way out of the bedroom. I grin when I see Kara look around the apartment surprised, when she seems me she smiles "you're the best" she lets out, I walk over to her wrapping my arms around her waist giving her a quick peck on the lips "well technically Alex is since she told me about you coming home, it's just a bonus that I actually care" she giggles at what I said "always so charming" I wink at her, letting go of her waist and positioning myself in a straight posture "well miss Danvers, mission get my beautiful, hard working girlfriend to rest is a go, first we have a lovely bath let in by yours truly, with a playlist of well picked out songs playing and then some clothes laid out to match my attire. After that I will lead you into the finest movie and dinner in this apartment called 'Fort dans le Salon' where there will be a surprise main course with cupboard snacks as the delightful dessert, and our most prized wine aka the wine we stole at that one gala Lena invited us to, you ready to start the mission?" she gives me a long lingering kiss on my lips "absolutely you dork" "mission go then" I kiss her cheek before opening up the bathroom door for her, she steps inside letting out a small gasp, she turns to me "you really outdid yourself" "psh please this is only the start, now get in the bath before it goes cold" I blow her a kiss before closing the door and hearing her softly sing to the song that was playing.

Around five minutes later I can hear a knock on the door, quickly walking over I give the delivery man my thanks and money. He gives me the three boxes containing the delicious food and then goes his way. Finishing up by putting the pot stickers neatly on a plate and taking out some snacks and putting them in small bowls, I get out two wine glasses and set everything down on the ground of the fort.

Just as I was pleased with the end result of everything I hear the bathroom door opening. Out comes Kara with the lazy outfit and a messy bun on her head, I let out a wolf whistle to which Kara just laughs "oh yeah I bet I look so attractive right now" "perfect in my eyes baby" I wink making her cheeks turn a bit red. To not embarrass her completely I dramatically point my arms to the fort "tada! Isn't it just so fancy" "better than all the galas we have been to combined" she answers in a bad posh british accent, she walks over to me, and I lead her into the tiny fort. Instantly she sees the food of course "pot stickers! I knew I loved you for a reason" I joke "well there's gotta be at least one reason" Kara cuddles up to me already chewing on one of them "you know I love you for more than one reason" she tries telling me without letting food fall out of her mouth.

I lean forward to grab the movies "so which will it be my love?" right away Kara grabs one "funny face defiantly, set the romantic mood" taking the disc from her I put the movie in, and as soon as I make myself comfortable Kara snuggles up to my side.

While the movie is playing I can't help looking to Kara anytime she laughs or when she hums to the songs occasionally singing along side them. While the movie plays out I notice Kara getting sleepy, my fingers running threw her hair only furthering that. She tries to remove my hand "you're making me tired" pouting she looks up to me "good then you can sleep" I reason, which is only returned by a yawn "I'm not even that tired" I chuckle "sure you aren't, you know how I know that you're tired?" Kara can only shake her head in response "you get even cuter" with her lip rising one last time, her breathing gets calmer meaning she's fallen asleep in my arms.

I shift myself to get in a position that makes it able for us both to sleep and close my eyes. Before I can dose off I hear a whisper "thanks for tonight" I give Kara a light squeeze letting her know that I appreciate her thanks, letting us both fall asleep.

[littledata]

Kara first becomes aware that Lena has a legion of seven evil exes hellbent on destroying her life when she gets home to find “Stay away from Lena Luthor” spray-painted on her apartment door. Her first thought is the culprit must be Lex Luthor, but spray paint seems a little inelegant for him, and besides, it’s just a bit too coincidental that the crime occurs the day after she shared dinner, drinks and a foot-pop inducing first kiss with the CEO of L-Corp. She rather doubts Lex found out about that from inside his supermax prison cell.

“I might have an idea who’s behind it.” Lena says sheepishly when she arrives to survey the damage. “I do have these seven evil exes who try to kill anyone I date.” When Kara suggests that this was perhaps something she should have mentioned after the aforementioned dinner, drinks, and earth-shattering kiss, Lena holds up her hands defensively. “I assumed it wouldn’t be a problem. I mean, you are a superhero.”

There’s just one issue with that superhero plan though, as Alex points out when she shows up to take a look at Kara’s vandalised door. The legion of seven evil exes who are now hellbent on destroying Kara’s life only think Lena is dating Kara Danvers, not Supergirl. So when they show up to fight her she can’t actually punch them into space without revealing her secret identity. She either deals with this problem as Kara Danvers or outs herself to a group of heartbroken supervillains.

So what does Kara Danvers do when she’s confronted with a legion of seven evil exes hellbent on destroying her life? She makes friends with them. Obviously.

1. Michael. Lena dated Michael for three weeks when she was fifteen because he had an earring and rode a motorbike. She was in the midst of a rebellious phase where she was trying her damndest to piss off her mother, and it worked until Michael suggested she drop out of high school to tour the country with his band. Even aged fifteen, Lena Luthor was nobody’s groupie. In the intervening years, he had racked up a couple of minor felonies (he was responsible for the spray paint) and was now playing bass in a Nickelback cover band. Kara agrees to hand out flyers for their next gig, and he tells her that she’s “totally kick-ass” like he’s from a 90s teen movie, then agrees he won’t try to murder her. She has to stand on a street corner in the cold for three hours, but it’s worth it when Lena shows up with hot cocoa, plants a warm kiss on her freezing nose, and tells her she looks cute in her scarf.

2. Madison. Kara first becomes aware of Madison when she is pelted with soccer balls by a small herd of children out of the windows of a mini-van. After she makes her escape, she forces an embarrassed Lena to explain that Madison was part of her first experimental steps into sleeping with women. They had hooked up once in their freshman year of college before Madison met a man, settled down and had four kids in quick succession. Kara has to find out for herself, buried somewhere in the depths of Madison’s mommy blog, that Lena had ruined her sex life with her future husband forever by giving her the only orgasm she would ever have.  Kara ignores her friends’ rather lewd suggestions of how she could get in her good books, and instead stays up all night baking cookies and brings them to Madison’s PTA fundraiser. She arrives home that night to Lena brandishing three large pizzas and a lewd suggestion of her own.

3. Prisha. Kara knows all about Prisha. She’s beautiful and intelligent and perfect, she’s a hot-shot prosecutor and she has a blackbelt in Judo and Kara hates her guts. Lena only ever references her vaguely, but Kara does manage to get out of her that Lena was eyeing up engagement rings before she found out Prisha was cheating on her, and after that Kara just hates her even more. She’s actually determined not to befriend this particular ex until she receives a court summons for an unpaid parking ticket. Kara Danvers has never parked illegally in her life. She offers Prisha Supergirl’s number so that she can get in a few sparring sessions to train against someone really tough (under the influence of kryptonite, of course), and that means she gets to make friends with her and punch her in the face. “You do know you’re the only person I care about dating right now, don’t you?” Lena asks her later with a teasing smile, and Kara feels a little bit guilty about the whole punching thing.

4. Simon. Lena broke up with Simon after he stole some of her PHD research, published it under his own name and used the resulting exposure to start a multi-billion dollar tech company. He still frequently appears in the news for the human rights violations in his company warehouses. He sends a delivery driver to do his dirty work for him, who hands Kara an exploding pen when he asks her to sign for her package. Admittedly, this might have actually worked if she wasn’t an alien, and Kara isn’t exactly thrilled by the thought of attempting to make nice with Simon. She is excellent at gift-giving though and finally hits on what every Silicon Valley tech bro really wants: she talks Winn into hacking his social media pages and making his twitter advertising campaign go viral. She tells Lena she’s starting to worry about just how bad she is at picking her relationships, and Lena points out that her current girlfriend is pretty great. It’s the first time she’s said it, and Kara melts.

5. Jensen. Jensen was Lena’s final attempt at pleasing her parents and dating men, back around the time of the whole Lex-Luthor-tries-to-kill-Superman fiasco. It seemed like it would make Thanksgiving a little less awkward, Lena explains, and Kara supposes she can’t argue with that logic. Their relationship might have even worked out if both of them hadn’t been very, very gay, and although they parted on amicable enough terms, that doesn’t stop Jensen from trying to poison Kara with tainted cupcakes from the bakery he owns. The cupcakes are really good though, if you ignore the arsenic, so once Kara finds out he owns a bakery she becomes one of his best customers, and inside of a month she and Jensen are regularly meeting up for coffee. He’s not really evil, just kind of dramatic, and Lena pouts adorably when Kara teases that she could say the same thing about her.

6. Rosa. Kara finds out about Rosa when she receives a call from the National City jail warning her away from Lena. Lena looks faintly embarrassed when she admits that she dated Rosa for a couple of months until she realised the other woman was stealing from her apartment and attempting to milk every penny she could out of her. Which, yeah, Kara supposes you’re at risk of that when you’re an incredibly attractive, single billionaire, but Lena seems to think she should have known something was amiss in advance. Apparently, Rosa is very well connected in the organised crime world though, because she definitely recognises the goons who jump her and Alex outside of her apartment building as being from a local mob family. Said goons didn’t exactly expect to be contending with an over-protective Danvers sister though, and they’re seen off very quickly. Alex is less than impressed when Kara starts up a penpal friendship with Rosa, despite her little sister’s insistence that Rosa was mostly blackmailed into most of her crimes by her underworld family members. Lena, who perhaps understands a problematic family more than many people, sighs and says, “Well, you forgive people. That’s what makes you Kara.”

7. Clara. Kara has absolutely no idea what Lena saw in Clara. She’s nothing like any of Lena’s other exes, doesn’t even have much in common with her, and it isn’t until Alex has tears of laughter running down her face that she kind of sees it. Clara has long blonde hair, blues eyes, glasses, favours button-ups and - oh okay fine, she’s a dead ringer for Kara. She does an excellent imitation of Kara on the phone and attempts to break up with Lena, but gives herself away when she mentions eating a salad for lunch. Kara gets in touch with a talent agency she knows through CatCo and helps Clara get a steady gig as a Supergirl lookalike. When she asks Lena what she was thinking when she slept with her, Lena gives a small shrug. “I was head over heels in love with my best friend but not quite ready to admit it yet.” 

“Am I in danger of becoming evil if you ever break up with me?” Kara asks once the legion of seven evil exes hellbent on destroying her life have all been successfully befriended and neutralised. She expects Lena to make a joke about Supergirl never turning evil, but Lena just gives her a curious look instead.

“What makes you think I’m ever going to break up with you?”