#and simply wreak havoc on the general Dallas/Fort Worth area
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icarusislaughing · 3 years ago
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I've decided- this is worse than the time I went to a smoothie place and ordered one that they had with Mango, chamoy, and tajín, which I usually love. But the ONE TIME I go with non-hispnaic friends, the barista decided I was a white boy trying too hard, and fuhkin drowned that thing in Tajín, to the point that the, usually rich yellow/orange smoothie, was bright fuhkin red.
Now, that incident ruined my day and gave me a new location to blacklist. But this???? This is a personal betrayal by people who LIVE IN MY HOUSE. They KNOW the expected standard!! AND YET!!! They have chosen to betray me!! I can never forgive this. I've been left with no choice. I must blacklist my roommates. It's the only way.
These stupid Sam's Club "enchiladas" taste like melted plastic, who brought these things into my house??? Just because I don't look Hispanic doesn't mean you can trick me, gringo. Fess up and pay for your crimes!!!! I'm suing!!! We're like, 3 hours from the border, bad Mexican food should be illegal! I'm pissed!!
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