#and shit will be fucked as shit is wont to be

[starboye]

pairing: jacob elordi x male reader x tom holland

request: I'm a manwhore for Jacob Elordi and Tom Holland being possessive over male reader whenever he talks to another guy whether he's just being friendly in general and the two of them just fuck and tease male reader whenever they get a chance and male reader calling them daddy(btw love your work!)

warnings: smut, rough sex, fingering, teasing, face fucking, cum eating, daddy kink

you were just chatting it up with some other actor at an event, you weren't even all touchy with them like jacob says but somehow just talking to the guy shows how badly you wanted him to fuck you so they just had to interrupt the conversation, both of them wrapping an arm around you waist and laying a kiss on your head.

"hey baby who's this" jacob asks moving his hand lower to grope your ass right in front of the man "just a friend i was talking to" you say already knowing the thoughts bouncing around in their minds "well seeing as we're here now you can go now" tom pipes up, watching the man quickly walk away to not start anything with tom or jacob.

"now why did you do that" you ask turning around to see the shit eating grin on their faces before jacobs leans down to kiss you and tom starts kissing your neck "we have no idea what you mean" tom mutter "guys stop we're in public" you try to push them off you but once they have a thought in mind they wont stop till they do it.

pushing you into the nearest bathroom and locking the door before taking off your clothes and letting them drop to the floor, jacob bending you over the the sink and spitting on his fingers, sliding them up and down your hole to open you up while tom continued making out with you to swallow your moans to keep them from reaching the ears of the others outside the door.

after some time of teasing you jacob finally slips his fingers inside you, curling them inside you over and over as he pumped them in and out of you, just grazing against your good spot leaving you moaning into toms mouth like a needy cock whore "please please i need it" you whined making them both chuckle "you want this cock in you" jacob taunts you, just barely rubbing his tip up and down your hole.

"mhm please j" you choke out and jacob fulfills your request, slipping his thick cock into you in an instant, whimpers falling from your mouth as the large man plows your hole raw while tom decides he has to keep you quiet some way, turning you his way and pulling his pants down to let his cock flop out and shoving it in your mouth, your moans reverberating around his cock making him shudder a little.

"two tight holes for two big cock" tom laughs pumping his cock in and out of your mouth roughly, listening to you gag around him like a good boy, it felt so good being a cock slut for tom and jacob, feeling their dick fill you up and stretch you out everyday, although it left you sore it was so good to be the only hole for them.

"what do you say, should we fill him up jacobs" tom asks feeling himself already about to unload "it would be a crime if we didn't" jacob smirks pounding into you harder before emptying his load into you, tom following close behind and cumming down your throat, hearing as you struggle to take all his thick cum down but you do.

"now what do you say" jacob asks giving a little slap to your ass "thank you daddy" you stammer out "good boy now lets get you dressed" tom says, they both help you put all your clothes back on and walk you to the car, getting weird stare from the guests that see you walking funny and looking fucked out, only if they knew.

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[bestlilithian]

My experiences with synastry

8th house synastry

By far, my favorite. Intense, transcendal, deep. It goes beyond the physical and mental, reaches straight into your soul. The sexual tension is palpable, and at the same time it feels like home.

( do note that i have pluto influencing my ic and moon so your and my idea of 'home' might be a bit different ♡ lmao )

Moon in 8th house:

- absolute favorite. the connection runs deep, if you let it. when you meet this person you will know pretty early on that the potentional for intense bonding is immense. for every person i met with this, after a while i look in their eyes and think 'we could absolutely ruin eachother in the best way possible'.

- the sexual tension breaches the physical and turns almost emotional. like, 'i want to fuck you so hard that you cry' type shit. of course, every 8th house connection has some kind of sexual electricity constantly present, but i've found that w this placement, it's .. profound.

- so far , i've only been the house person, and i've found that the way the moon person looks at me is like nothing i've seen before. i mean, the eye contact being intense is a given w any 8th overlay but w this one it's ... wow. it's a simultaneous pleading to 'come closer, enter my world, feel my essence' and a threat to 'stay away, you see to far into me, you know too much'.

- it's obsessive. on my side (house) at least. by obsessive i mean ... obsessive. one of them is a crush that i haven't been able to put out for a fucking year, even with no contact. in fact, funnily enough, when i thought i was totally over it, all it took was to see her again and make eye contact - immediately, i was thrown for a loop. we didn't even exchange words directly, it was a group setting .. but the eye contact was absolutely enough. crazy.

- as the house person, i feel like the moon person can feel that i see straight through them. another thing i've noticed is that the moon person usually seems a little intimidated/nervous around me, especially at first.

- the thing with this overlay is that it can get hard to take real action on the connection because it's anything but lighthearted. you can clearly tell that if you pursue it, it's gonna get deep and that can range from inconvenient to uncomfortable, or even scary for someone who's not used to 8th house/pluto/scorpio energy.

Lilith in 8th house

- the sexual tension. is. insane. i'm talking .. concerning. i've had this w a friend, a guy who's not my type in the slightest (and i dont really like guys in general, mind you), but there's this kind of ... sexual energy in the air. like, we're not gonna do anything about it, but it's there. and it's not even physical, for me at least - i dont find him attractive physically its just .. a compulsive feeling.

- now, when i have it w someone i actually find attractive, even a little bit, it gets scaled up to the extreme. the moment i see this person, i'm immediately attracted to them. instant. they don't even have to be my type, but if they are - my god, if they are ...

- i am usually lilith in this overlay, and i often find myself wanting to corrupt the house person, to pull them into my dark erotic world. this synastry really brings out my lilith energy even more.

- as lilith i love teasing the house person & i want to see them squirm. i wanna dominate them & see them fall apart beneath me (in the best way possible)

- this is very much a 'i can ruin them' type connection (not in a malicious way)

- i automatically feel confident around this person, no matter if i felt insecure the rest of the day; its like the house person awakens my dark feminine energy just w their presence (and thats a damn good feeling)

Sun & Mercury in 8th house

- honestly this ones interesting; if your connection is platonic, it wont add weird undertones, if its not , it will heighten the attraction significantly.

- it will be really easy and satisfying to talk about your secrets, your past, your traumas, your pain, as well as your kinks, sexual preferences & sexual experiences w this person.

- you will be able to tell this person the naked, blunt truth about them to their face, and vice versa, esp eith mercury in 8th overlay

sun conjunct lilith

- i was lilith and its .. fun. sun brings out my 'bad' side. the fun one.

- as lilith, i find sun really cute, and i try to figure them out, cause i feel like they arent really as naive & innocent as they seem to be.

- sun may be a little scared of lilith here. :)

pluto conjunct lilith

- i have yet to experience this but from what i've heard i love, love, love .

- think bonnie n clyde, mr and mrs smith. they can appreciate eachothers shadow and its very exciting

- hearsay says the sex is mindblowing but i cant confirm or deny

pluto conjunct ascendant

- my mothers pluto is conjunct my ascendant and she literally fucked me up royally soo be careful w this one yall

- pluto will try to control the ascendant and have power over them

- pluto tries to control ascendants behavior, appearance, mannerisms, social etiquett, even food intake sometimes

- i have never seen this be a healthy dynamic but i would love to be proven wrong

lilith square ascendant

every time a man's lilith squares my ascendant, an angel dies. i swear to fucking god, this synastry is a hot, headache-inducing mess.

now, ive only ever had this with men so take it w a grain of salt.

whenever a mans lilith squared my ascendant, the situation was the same:

he had a crush, and then there was .. me. he loved one girl, truly, but had an intense, weird, sexual obsession with me (that often scared him).

he was extremely attracted to me, but reluctant to admit it directly. wanted to 'tame' me, make me 'well-behaved'. we argued at least once within 24h of knowing eachother.

heavy sexual tension, but in a irritating, conflicting way. reallyy intense eye contact, but almost forbidden.

they all, at some point, iced me out in one way or another, deliberately avoided me, seemingly for no reason.

lilith in 7th house

this ones weird.

- we kinda have beef, but not really

- we either completely agree with eachother or utterly disagree

- mixed feelings

- switching between liking and disliking eachother

- sexual tension, but in an annoying way

[mymoshangthoughts]

okay, okay, okay, bear with me

mobei jun already knows about shang qinghua as airplane

oki ive decided to take advantage of the fact that WE NEVER GET A MOBEI JUN POV AND I'LL BE FORVER SALTY ABOUT THAT SHIT

but like, shen yuan figured airplane out REAL fast, right? they barely spent time together before the immortal alliance and then it takes one surprise before airplane is saying stupid shit, right?

and i cant help but think, mobei jun aint dumb and he's been spending How Many Years crashing at shang qinghua's leisure house whenever the fuck he feels like it?

he also finds shang qinghua to be Hella Sus because come on, ofc he does. a human just declares their undying loyalty to you after one fucking meeting??? even if he believes shang qinghua is being sincere in the moment, the fact that he was so quick to betray his sect doesnt speak of a loyal servant

so why wouldnt he snoop? why wouldnt he pay extra close attention when shang qinghua says shit that doesnt make sense? why wouldnt he notice when shang qinghua speaks or writes in a language that he doesnt recognize? airplane canonically isnt fluent in english so if he used a bit of it, especially chinglish, wouldnt mobei jun be able to learn some of the meanings of the words just by context clues? especially when he has YEARS to decode it? like if airplane was fluent, maybe he could hide the meaning, but a limited vocabulary adapted to another language isnt actually super hard to decode. it's the same reason that you can generally understand what slang means before you look up the definition. you might not know what 'rizz' means, but you can pick up the meaning from context clues.

anyway im over explaining the linguistic aspects ALL IM SAYING IS what if airplane kinda depends heavily on chinglish to be his Secret Language that Theres No Way That Anyone Here Can Get. and sure, for most people, it does seem like gibberish. but again, mobei jun has YEARS at his side and reasons to nitpick at it and decode it.

like what if airplane had a habit of writing out pidw plot points in chinglish bc look he is Going to forget shit no matter what, he wrote that novel a lifetime ago, but theres some info thats pretty important for him to Not Forget. so mobei jun is just left with a huge stash of Impossible Information that shang qinghua writes about

everything ranging from future events to obscure demon world facts that theres just no justifiable reason for shang qinghua to know about and just everything in between.

but also what if shang qinghua wrote his feelings? his thoughts? his issues? like cmon, he literally has NO ONE to consult with about the insanity of his life before cucumber-bro, and his life is really crazy, and he used to be the person who wrote out his feelings via novel but look dude he's not about to tempt fate by writing out another novel rn so a diary makes sense. or at least like, random venting

and again, this isnt even mentioning airplane having some potential verbal fuckups that mobei jun can add to his ever growing file of "shang qinghua has something fucking going on"

and like, maybe mobei jun hasnt actually figured out the exact truth but he has some eerily close guesses. or maybe airplane wrote a lengthy journal explaining literally his entire fucked up life and mobei jun knows Everything.

look im just a little bit obsessed with mobei jun casually being aware for YEARS that shang qinghua is from another world and might have once had god-like powers over this world. i think this is very funny and i think it could work in a canon compliant way. cuz i also like to think that some of mobei jun's aggro at shang qinghua was a mixture of

you literally wont tell me who you really are. you claim to be my loyal subject but you wont even tell me your real name and Yes I'm Upset About That

you fucking fucker, you literally PLANNED that horrible event to happen???? you suck so bad omfg. THAT WAS TRAUMATIZING FOR ME YOU JERK NO I DONT CARE IF YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT NOW

your handwriting sucks and im mad that i didnt just have to decode your weird other language, i also had to decode your fucking horrendous handwriting and i dont know if i can ever forgive you for that

you barely ever show your real personality in front of me and i have to learn how you really feel by reading this fucking notes and YES IM UPSET ABOUT THAT

i also just love the idea of Something Happening to do with the multiverse and basically mobei jun is the only one who isnt remotely surprised lmfao. binghe is in crisis mode, cucumber thinks he's gonna die, airplane is freaked out, and mobei jun is just like "yeah, figured some dumb shit like this might happen. you didnt know binghe? dont you pay any attention to your husband :/ dude, they're not even good at hiding it, i thought you were supposed to be smart"

also the simultaneous heartattacks that cucumber and airplane would have that mobei jun just KNOWS like thats hilarious. imagine they need to talk about something secretly in public and its super urgent and mobei jun just starts using chinglish or webspeak or something perfectly and cumplane are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

mobei jun: that mofo is hella sus, but keep it on the dl. ttyl i need to do a vibe check

cumplane: ?!?!?!?!?!?

[kindred-spirit-93]

*cries in ithacan*

later, in the ithaca saga:

maidservant: my lady! someone has infiltrated the palace and has begun brutally murdering the suitors one by one!!

penelope: oh no. alexandra play despacito

[felidthing]

mutual 1: anon: what are your thoughts on [random mentioned detail from incredibly specific iteration of a franchise]? mutual 1: OH MY GOD thank you SO MUCH for asking. so basically [five paragraphs of information]

mutual 2: [aesthetic photo] [aesthetic photo] im so alone [aesthetic photo] two hours later [aesthetic photo] [aesthetic photo] i love you guys

mutual 3: i think we should all roll around like puppydogs mayhaps

mutual 4: [blocked tag] [blocked tag] [blocked tag] [blocked tag] [blocked tag]

mutual 5: [reblogs seven posts and disappears for another month]

mutual 6: iconic when blorbolius used the Fragment Of Chaos And Doom And Dying on srunkgo tbh

mutual 7: [photo of a shirtless fat hairy man] #he needs his ass eaten so bad

mutual 8: they killed my fucking meow meow

mutual 9: [zoomed in photo of gerard way's crotch] i post from here

mutual 10: this edible aint shit

mutual 11: me and mutual 10 are zonked out of our fucking minds rn

mutual 12: this time im really gonna do it

mutual 13: man i cant believe my manager at Killing And Evil Torture Inc. wont let me take any breaks longer than 2 minutes

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Live reaction:

MY SHAYLA <33 MY SHAYLAAA <33 Auron my wife.

RUH ROH HE SOUNDS A BIT MAD-

STOP HE CURSED AT HIM OH STOP IM NOT OKAY

Auron love you need to not talk bc Charlie is 1000% not liking your vibe rn

Wouldn't you? AURON. NOT RIGHT NOW SNARKY COMMENTS WONT HELP-

IT WAS HARD TO LET HIM GOOOOO STOOOOPPPPPPPP FUUUCCKKK

He just wanted to be fucking normal. Oh, oh baby no this isnt the way.

Auron. Auron HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ORCHESTRATE THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING

Oh we're not okay right now.

OH NO HE THINKS ITS ABOUT CONTROL CHARLIE PLZ HES WEIRD AND CANT HAVE NORMAL FRIENDSHIPS

Boundries have been fucked over. Like really fucked over.

They hit the Pentagon they hit the fucking Pentagon.

He takes measures to make his world seem fit. He doesnt wanna force him into it :( omfg stop this man is so fucking ooohhhhh

ROOK MENTIONED RRRAAAHHHH

Charlie getting dede that their mad at him not angry has my heart stoppp

Earmuffs mentioned.

Auron just asking that dede just LISTENS to Charlie. But honestly I'm curious too about that wait

"Auron you look like shit." WKWNRNTNN

HELP HE'S TELLING HIM TO GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER

AURON HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR-

Oh OH MY GOD???? Yo Auron THE TONE SWITCH BC SIR YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND DIP HELLO????

"Hes fuckin someone hes working with? Oh your coworkers told ya something? Oh that's tea."

I love how he was just like hello is that ethical??

[wickjump]

his uniform is properly sogged by the end of it so he’s just in a tshirt and shorts and even that’s soaked. at one point he got pulled in and went okay whatever fucking. fine. and continued scrubbing them. killer tried to drown him at one point. dust tried to drown himself. skeletons cannot drown easily so both of these ideas proved to be fruitless endeavors.

im torn on if they do this in either a) some sort of kiddy pool, b) a really old bathtub from like a century ago that was offered to them by nightmare, or c) they desecrate one of nightmare’s fancy bathrooms. im leaning towards a or c though,,, c would be funnier to me because this is fanonmare and the Disaster in his bathroom would drive him insane. oh my god what did you do

anyway im totally writing this in little snippet bursts at least. i find this idea so cute and i cant/wont draw it so writing is my next best option. 4 skeletons sitting in a bathtub 5 inches apart because holy fucking shit how do you have this much dried blood in your joints

@somegrumpynerd

cross joins the bad sanses but the first thing he does is make their stinky asses take a bath. he walks into the castle and he can justify nightmare smelling like rotting apples because he’s like. made of negativity. but he sees the mtt and their grimy bones and corrals them into a bath because they have no excuse. he wonders how any of them can still move with that much blood and dust in their joints. smelly

[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[lime-bucket]

Im saying this not as an opinion but as a matter of fact that hades should have never been the default villain in modern greek myths retellings,becuz dionysus had been always a better fit by leagues & i feel like writers/artists both overlook & underestimate him.Like the fucker wasnt just a silly drunk god,his whole domain tethered on the thin line between ecstasy and madness,embodying both chaos & pleasure. All of these qualities historically had made him simultaneously adored & feared within & outside of his fanatical cult,& circling back to the madness part,idk if yk this but dionysus have this lil tale in wich he caused his followers to go drunk w/ frenzy at a party they literally ripped apart the son of hypnos, i repeat hes so powerful he made a buncha humans kill A GOD! & he didnt face any repercussions fr that!!!

Now ik im skipping on other infos but all of this sounds to me that dionysus is perfect fr the charming & sinister mastermind trope

[starboye]

pairing: loser!simon riley x male reader

request: You up for loser!Simon Riley who's supposed to be studying for something stupid but he wants you BAD, so reader make him rattle things off that he's supposed to be studying for while reader ride him, moans and whines and grunts in between almost every syllable he says, and every time he gets a question wrong reader stops. It eventually gets so hard for him to focus reader gets off of him and make him jerk himself off. Also reader calling Simon "Simey", which he absolutely fucking hates.

warnings: smut, cursing, random math questions, praising, edging, jerking off, unprotected sex

oh he was so down bad right now, simon was supposed to be studying for his upcoming test he had but instead he wanted to study every inch of your body and more, and as much as you wanted to leave him alone to study you couldn't resist that nervous face.

"y-y/n" he whines as you bounce up and down on his lap, cock plunging deeper and deeper into you with every drop down onto him "mhm si" you said as if you weren't doing what you were doing right now "can we just fuck normally" he pleads but you sgut that down.

"nuh uh since you wanted this hole so badly you need to earn it also, now what's the square root of 64" you question him taking a glance the his notebook just to make sure he gets it right "is it e-eight" he stammers out almost unable to even think at this point.

"correct, good boy see i told you you could get it you just have to put your mind to it" you cheer and simons mind was anything but getting it right now, he just knew the question so easily, but right now he was close to falling of the edge as he brain was turning to mush by the second.

and you just sat there looking all pretty while splitting your ass on his thick cock and calling him a good boy was almost the cherry on top to him abandoning the whole studying shit "simon" you yell at him "yeah baby" he answers snapping back to the present "are you even paying attention" you ask him.

"yeah obviously" he lies "so then what did i say" you stump him right there, he feels to good to make up any kind of lie right now "i don't know y/n can you just ride me without the studying" he begs, his hands riding up your sides to try and convince you but you know he needs this more than you do so you have to make him work for it.

"mm mm if you want to get any of this you have to work for it" you say getting off him making si whimper in defiance to your sudden change "no please m'so close, i'll do anything i'll study i promise just ride me more" he begs you put you still get off him.

"if you can answer five of these study question while jerking off i'll consider it" you say to him and he's quick to have his hand wrapped around his slick dick, ready to do anything to have you wrapped around him again.

"whats the derivative of 79" you ask him and watch as he racketeers his brain trying to find the answer "i- is it z-zero" he moans trying to focus on you bu focusing on you makes him want to cum even more "good job simey" you knew he fucking hated the name but it's not like he can do anything right now so why not play with him.

"next what is the first 10 numbers of pie" you say "3.14...1-5926535" he chokes out unable to think straight anymore but you push him over the edge when you lean down so close to his ear whispering a low but seductive "good boy simey"

he may have hated the name but when you said it like that he was feral, unable to hold back anymore he just cums, load shooting all over his face and shirt "who knew match was such a turn on to you" you joke but he obviously wasn't amused "but seeing as you did fail there's a punishment" you say climbing back onto his lap and sliding his sensitive cock back into you "you wont be able to think by the end of the night" you tell him.

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[ii-evil-confessions]

IM NTO FUCKING BULLYING MY ZOETROPE GIFT HES BULLYING ME. DO YOU REALIZE HOW CLOSE I HAVE COME TO LOSING MY FUCKING ARM???????????????

I GIVE HIM HIS FUCKING CRANBERRY SAUCE AND EXACTLY TWO (2) ICE CUBES AND IN RETURN HE RAVAGES MY (NONEXISTENT) EARS WITH HIS SUPERSONIC SCREAMING. HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO THAT

AT LEAST HES SMILING OK. AT LEAST HES SMILING. I TOOK HIM TO THE FUCKING GROCERY STORE AND THEY HAD A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF CANNY THE CRANBERRY SAUCE MASCOT AND HE WANTED IT SO BAD. IT TOOK ME SO FUCKING LONG TO CONVINCE THE GODDAMN CASHIERS THERE TO LET ME BUY IT. OK. THAT SHIT WAS EXPENSIVE. NOW HE HAS A 10 FOOT TALL CUTOUT OF A FUCKING CAN IN THE ATOM AND ITS ALWAYS STARING AT ME AND I HAVE TO CODDLE HIM EVERY 10 SECONDS AND NOT TO MENTION THAT OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY YELLING??????????? SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO???????????? HES TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP DONT DO THIS TO DOWN. DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO DOWN. I AM CURRENTLY WHISPERING AS QUIETLY AS I CAN RIGHT NOW AND YOU TWO HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SPEAK AS LOUD AS YOU ARE

OH AND NOT TO MENTION. FUCKING RIO DE JANEIRO AS WELL OVER HERE. MR RIO DE JANEIRO. TAKING HIM OUT FOR WALKS EVERY FUCKING HOUR BECAUSE HE WONT STOP RUNNING AROUND THE GODDAMN ELECTRON SHELL AND ALMOST FUCKING FLYING INTO NOTHINGNESS

AND THE OTHER GUY???? DARREN????? THE CHICKEN????????? I WAS SO FUCKING LUCKY THAT THERE WAS A WHOLE FUCKING PALLET OF MONSTER ON SALE. 10% OFF. NOT A LOT BUT IM SO FUCKING TIRED AND I AM NOT LETTING THESE BITCHES STARVE BECAUSE I'LL FE- THEY WONT LIKE IT

DONT GET ME STARTED ON STRANGE. OH MY FUCKING GOD. HOW ARE THEY FUCKING FLYING. HOW IS HE DOING THAT. THATS NOT POSSIBLE. I HAVE A LEASH ON HIM AT ALL TIMES NOW

AND THEY NEW GUY??? I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THEM YET BUT IM CURRENTLY GOING TO PICK THEM UP. I HAVE A STROLLER FOR THEM AND EVERYTHING. PRETTY SURE THEY'RE A CLOCK SO I GOT LIKE. FUCKIN. BATTERIES FOR THEM. WHATEVER. COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A MOM TO THESE FUCKING STUPIDLY SQUISHY ELDRITCH HORRORS. HOLY SHIT. I NEED 15 SHOTS OF ESPRESSO

Will you take care of my son Rio de Janeiro for me evil confessions

- the ii downright devious confessions guy (IT WOULDN’T LET ME PUT MEDIA ANONYMOUSLY SO NOW I HAVE TO REVEAL MY IDENTITY RAHH)

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE MAING ME TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS LITTLE BITCH OF A ZOETROPE TOO. I'VE NAMED HIM "DOWN" BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE THAT DIRECTION. AND NOW I HAVE THIS LITTLE COBS LOOKING BITCH ASS AS WELL??? WHAT THE FUCK. I'M NOT YOUR GODDAMN BABYSITTER!!! I FUCKING HATE THIS!!!

[mutualcombat]

third degree yearns for snail girl?????

[stiffyck]

I should be allowed to get a "skip pointless and stupidly forced romance" button in everything I watch ever

[canonically47]

why is everyone forgiving the minecraft movie it still looks like shit dont tell me the meme got to you are you seriously going to see this cash grab bullshit in theatres because hehehoho steve yearned for the mines????? hello????????

[spaciebabie]

papyrus does his taxes ☹☹☹☹☹

[laurents-secret-diary]

the quirked up white boy Of Vere