#and shit will be fucked as shit is wont to be

[shikaizer]

HOW YOUR FIRST TIME / SEX WITH WBB PLAYERS STARTED

Finally added jana on my HC omg my pussy is shaking

PAIGE BUECKERS

you moaned thru the kiss, paige was grasping on your ass. it was all overwhelming and exciting, hooking up with a stranger was not on you list. the two of you had been stealing glances throughout the party, the stares that had deep lust in it.

paige not able to resist anymore made a very short conversation with you and followed up with her saying "wanna fuck?" and thats how you ended up here.

she bit your neck leaving dark bruises on your skin, when shes about to reach your cunt you leaned back making her look at you.

"whats wrong?" paige asked stopping all her movements. "can you be gentle? its my first time." you confessed looking up at her, paige stayed silent for a second then she let out a amused smirk.

"your a virgin? and its all mine? fuck, let me take you to my place first baby."

CAITLIN CLARK

"what the fuck was that?" caitlin slammed the door shut walking over to you, as stressed as you look, caitlin decided to make it more worse.

"leave me alone caitlin." you muttured not having any energy, you felt weak since all eyes were on you earlier and you just did something stupid that also getting caught in trouble.

"i was kicked out the game because of you." she growled and you sighed. "i know im aware." you muttured not raising your voice.

she stepped closer eyes shooting daggers on you. "what? are you gonna punch me?" you asked looking over at her. she clicked her tounge scanning your face, and suddenly, she slammed her lips on yours, roughly.

she pulled away grabbing on your hair. "you need to show me your sorry." her voice was firm and serious.

JUJU WATKINS

This past few days, you haven't been getting any sleep, it was the end of your s.y and you thought you'll be having rest today, guess not.

juju has been taking very diferrent girls everyday in her dorm, basically fucking them senselessly, you kinda got used to the routine but it was tiring.

you opened this to her and she said she'll make it up to you, she did. but she needs to be in it.she suggested that the both of you watch some movie in her bed, but you just took it as a way of her apologizing.

right now the both of you are laying down besides each other, your back was pressed againsts juju's chest while you focused on the TV, so focused that you didn't feel juju's hand trailing on your thigh, getting higher.

when you noticed, your kinda shocked, but you ignored it, but now your waiting for what shes going to do next, but what she did is, she started kissing your neck. "i want you."

JANA EL ALFY

You caught jana staring at you again with those lost eyes, everytime you looked over at her, she was already staring at you, it wasn't even an issue but the way she was staring at you tells something.

not until staring was not the only one that is being shared. both of you are currently locked in a room at a party. you dont know how to two of you got here, kk asking for favor to get her tru fru upstairs, and jana was in this room, turns out they set the two of you up because honestly they have seen the way both of you look at each other.

"shit sorry— it wont budge." jana states looking over at you, and quickly looking away when your already staring. "those bitches." you muttured under your breath annoyed. "im gonna kill them i swear." you sat down on the edge of the bed and looked at the window, jana slowly looked over at you again and her eyes sticked to your exposed thighs your panty showing thru the short skirt. she sighed and sat down next to you.

jana took this chance to stare at you and scan your face "your so beatiful you know?" she muttured and you smiled cheeks heating up, the both of you looked at each other for a brief moment before jana took the courage to kiss you deeply, pinning you down on the bed.

AZZI FUDD

You and azzi have been following a firm rule "marriage before sex." the both of you respected each other and it wasn't something that your forced to follow.

but tonight was one of those nights where the both of you finally gets to explore one another. the room was dim, scented candles around and rose petals everywhere.

azzi kissed you passionately caressing your waist, azzi pulled away and rubbed your cheeks smiling. "are you sure your ready love?" azzi looked at you deeply and you nodded smiling. "just tell me if you start to feel uncomfy okay?" azzi commanded and you nodded. azzi pulled the string of your dress letting it slip down to your legs to the floor.

she placed soft kisses on your shoulder to your neck making you moan. " i love you so much my love." azzi muttured.

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[exploding-toad]

i thought of a few more situations so here’s part 2: scenarios of me and my siblings that i thought fit the batfam

*in the family gc*

Steph: *sends a photo* i painted my nails monet themed!

Cass: so cute! :)

Tim: nice

Jason: yeah they look ugly as shit

Steph: wanna go, little man?

Tim: i got 5 on steph

Barbara: another 5 from me as well

Bruce: … please no fighting in the house

Steph: about to be too fucking late, sorry B

Damian: Drake, follow me, i require your assistance in confessing my feelings to a suitor.

Tim: alr i gotchu

Dick: *in the same room* hey i can help too!

Damian: apologies Richard, but i am not in need of shakespearean sonnets

Dick: what? i’m not even that old

Tim: are we sure

Dick: wh- i’m barely 26!

Damian:

Tim:

Damian: yikes

Tim: that is not going over the way you thought it would

Damian: pushing 30

Jason: *from another room* probably shouldn’t go on patrol, wouldn’t want you to hurt your back

Dick: uh- bu- wha- what the fuck ?!!!

*Steph, Tim, Duke, and Cass watching the lakers*

Steph: LeBron my glorious king

Tim: call me savannah the way i’m about to-

Duke: LeBron you are my sunshine

Cass: LeGoat

Dick: *walking into the living room* LeBron is so dank

Steph:

Tim:

Duke:

Cass:

Tim: no you ruined it

Steph: jesus christ man

Cass: Dick… not what we were doing

Duke: oh my god

Dick: what I’m just agreeing with you guys??

Duke: oh my god

Steph: yeah with 16th century vernacular? no thanks bud

Dick: Babs and I are the same age! why is she allowed here?!

Barbara: *waves*

Cass: she’s not old as hell

Dick: we are literally the same age

Duke: … dank… oh my god

wont lie, these ones are a bit embellished, but my first post were all true stories from my siblings and i.

[azonewithu]

I girss with your city in ruins snd everyone defeated by me youre the mediocre people you found out in the end. But i dont relate well to your movie that guy seems reas snd acts likr a punk. It coukd never be me because i dont take shit fton people. Ill kill snyone who gets on ny nerves Jenna. But its a cuye movie in enjoying it anyway its fun. Uour southern accent vanishes and reaapears its cute but kibd of smsteur hour. Didnt the firector notice that. Ha ha ga or say snything. It fiesnt take away from the story which idnt bad. An ambitious dtory but my msin pronlem with stories like this is some old guy wrote it or something. High school girls ate never this complex or interesting but i suspend my disbelief. Oh now its over. You werent bad in it. I cant relate though ive always stood out snd above all other artists Jenna. You know the best of your idiot i dustry cant hold a candke to me right. All the odlscars all thst time and none of you can write as well as me with as much power and prophecy. All the prizes you give im still deadlier snd better. You try abd gight me your whole ciry slmost burned. Emma asked me not finish uou off or Jenna your city would be gone too. Remember thst that girls saved your cute lil ass. Fucking with me can mean a bulket in the head you fint knjw snyoneceith sny power lije me.ill backhand snyone in your idusyrybi made you all look kinf if weak now. None of uou movies or stories are as vompelling as what i can write. You should slmist just give up but i know yiu wont. Whats the medium suzed word. Incorrigible. Yeah thats it. Its almost like you should taje a brrak but you never will. Thats your worst americsn fault. But you know what. Youre really great Jenba i live you andxwant you to do well anyway. I fint know why its not ir acting movues thats only the second one i saw. You pop off the screen and are sexy snd fun to watch. You want to kill everyone in your industry in a few sentences. None of your movies are as great as you say they are Hollywood or snywhete in earth. Oyher yhsn rate exception any time an ape tells me donethings so great i just say back, yeah its almost like they had a team of monkeys working on the script all week. Ha ha ha and check and mate. Its too mych youre too much period Jenna its too much making all your art shit. Even if it is good. You americans are loke that in msny ways. Trying living a little instead of expressing yourself or keeping track of everything. Tske a chance that youre not the greatest i am by far. Ive embarassed all you smericans msking you look weak. Im Azriel i kivked you ass eith the weather. Youre kind of a joke a lot of people are yhinking now. Ha ha ha im so fuckn right so i dont knlw go fuckn cry. The eorkd figured you put that youre kind of fucked. And you are plagiarists. Gid hates those people. You kind of maje me sick and i feel youre pathetic but i like art. Il not mad at my lik girls i live them. Its slways some asshole thats more got my ire. Im gonna hurt you all sone more you know tgstvright. Im hapoy the weathers crushing you. Your voubtry deserves ehat it gets good snd bad more bad than good thesecdays.

[falloutnewnobody]

lost this post twice because tumblr mobile ui hates me but yeah daniil dankovsky ed headcanons because i saw something that made me think of it earlier and now i cant stop thinking about it. (also the highest honor i can bestow on my blorbos is my specific brand of bulimia so yeah)

obligatory eating disorder and suicide mention trigger warning. i try to avoid triggering shit but this is also an eating disorder hc post. there's gonna be descriptions of thought processes and mentions of behaviors.

daniil dankovsky strikes me as a classic case of "undiagnosed autistic, perfectionist, mentally ill tween/teen who feels like they have no control over their life and develops AN (anorexia nervosa) as a means to cope," (i can also see him having a lot of health mortality anxiety in the vein of "if i dont eat perfect i'm going to die before i can cure death,") His parents forced him into treatment because he was like. yk. dying and shit. which was traumatizing as hell because treatment, especially forced treatment on an autistic person is like that 70% of the time.

Then he just kinda spends the next few decades caught up in the "liminal space of wanting to relapse in full again but doesnt have the resources or mental ability to -> relapse -> quasi recovery -> liminal space cycle," his first relapse was AN -> BN (bulimia nervosa) and he's been on and off that bulimia grind a la The Liminal Space Cycle ever since.

I give him bulimia not just to project but also because i like the idea of him kicking himself for having a "lesser" ed. (a common ed thought is the heierarchy of eds, where some are considered "better," than others)

He's extremely high functioning, excpecially during his liminal space and quasi recovery periods in large part due to his abuse of substances to combat some of the more glaring side effects and medical knowledge making him the king of harm reduction. Even when he gets bad, he's scarily good at hiding his ed (gloves to hide russel's sign. multilayered clothing, smoking to hide the smell. i have more specific examples but dont want to give tips yk) until it reaches critical mass and he's lost the ability to do his work, which along with external support from colleuges and people who look up to him, kicks him into quasi recovery.

i think he was knee deep into a relapse when he went on his steppe vacation due to the stress of probably losing Thanatica (and also autistic burnout, a bunch of other mental health and substance abuse issues hitting critical mass after so long of not really adressing them them). He did binge then purge once during the twelve days (in a "if i eat a large quantity of my meager rations now i wont binge and purge them later -> oh shit oh fuck whoever couldve forseen this kinda way). and simoltaneuosly freaked the fuck out and felt a little reassured because that was all the food he could afford and this his chances of starving to death shot up dramatically.

In all of the endings (termite, utopian, and humble) he hits rock bottom and grabs a jackhammer. like, he's still lost the thenatica and was massively traumatized by *gestures vaugley at the events of pathologic classic hd and the pathologic 3 demo.

like i know we dont really get a good picture as to what happens to him post-canon (though we know he returns to the capitol for at least some time according to the patho 3 demo) but i honestly think he gets pathologic-5150'd (realistically by serafima or someone from the town who came to the capitol as a witness for the sand plauge disaster) and spends some time in residential treatment, something he's initially against because he thinks himself too capable with too many responsibilites but comes around to it, realizing that he definetly wouldve killed himself if not for it.

I think he returns to the town, or in the case of the utopian ending, the new town on the other side of the river, mostly because there's nothing left for him in the capitol and his fractured psyche needs something different. i like to think he fully recovers someday and develops a half-decent support network but with him you never know.

[4stor]

btw angel will never fucking love u cunt <3 i hope u know you're selfshipper scum and you don't deserve angel or even draw her with ur filthy hands i genuinely can't stand other angel yumes youre worse. your fanfic doesn't even portray her properly stop mischaracterizing her and maybe i wont mind :3 have a great day

Ooooo did I provoke you too much to get you into my inbox? Oh I love it<33 i love seeing you in my inbox I hope you know that HAHAHAHA

I hope you know there's a LOT of crazy ash yumeshippers, I hope you know there's a LOT of people calling every character their wife/husband. I know I'm a self-shipper, like oh brother who would not love her entirety??— have you SEEN the many people who are obsessed with OUR queen??

No idea what gotchu getting all riled up, but Angel will DEFINITELY never love ya for this typeshit of action. I sense hater behavior, an opp even, ur all bark and no bite seeing that u sent me this anonymously and it's really funny to me, it really is🖤🖤

There's no RuLE in self shipping, u must be blind lmfao there's a lot of us in the fandom— LOADS OF ARTS and FANFICS of their ocs drawn and written w Angel, even other characters of killer chat brother💀💀💀💀

Ur one toxic guy in the community that nobody in the Angel nation— not even ANGEL HERSELF would love to see.

I consider EVERYONE an amazing Angel lover wife/husband, doesn't even matter if I call her my wife. They spread the love she deserves, the appreciation back when I saw less of her content. But you... You are an example of a creepy weirdo hating on someone who did no shit to ya. My actions aren't creepy, it's normal. Name one shit I've done that's creepy and fucked, I'm waiting :))) because if I'm creepy for having fanfics, fanarts, and self shipped her with my ocs/persona— then what does EVERYONE in this fandom makes them?? Creepy? Weirdo? Oh I'd love to see what they'd think when they see this, darl. Really.

You always try to find some other ass ways to hate on me, it's never really effective since I've already ignored you once and I'd do it again but it would be a damn missed opportunity to shove it into your face about how toxic you are for trying to start a fight.

Mfing weirdo jesus christ lmfao, get a life. And before you say shit, I do have a life 💀💀💀 with friends and family, a college life with responsibilities. 💀

Toxic ash istg..

Edit: if you don't like me or the shit I make in here, then leave w ur ass and block lmfao it's that easy, you should practice it LOL

[ferigrievous]

ATSUMU MIYA HCS ⋆˚࿔

chews gum like its a personality trait. keeps like three packs on him at all times

will 100% make fun of someone for doing something dumb and then do the exact same thing 5 minutes later

bites his nails when he’s nervous but will never admit it because he ends up cutting them all short afterwards

used to call people stupid nicknames as a joke but now he cant shake the habit even post timeskip

 will never admit when he’s lost an argument, he’ll just move the goalpost 

the most annoying person to watch a movie with for most people because he’ll talk through the whole damn thing

“i’m just sayin’, if i was in that situation, i wouldn’t have died.”

if he’s texting and they stop replying, he will 100% double and triple text

asks for a sip of your drink and drinks half of it

also wont share his drink

says he doesn’t care about looks but spends like a fucking hour styling his hair and then messes with it every five minutes

if he’s eating something and it tastes bad, he wont make it known but will ask someone else to try it just to see their reaction 

will never back down from a dare, even if it’s the dumbest thing imaginable

doesnt actually mean to flirt he just thinks he’s being nice but people keep taking it the wrong way

snores like a fucking lawn mower and osamu has tried smothering him in his sleep multiple times

has a bad habit of cracking his knuckles every ten seconds

never reads the instructions and then builds/cooks the thing completely wrong

if he’s losing a game he doesnt put much effort into (anything but volleyball) he’ll cheat because it ‘doesn't mean anything to him’

will talk the maddest shit ever and drop a “just saying!”

lowkey actually sentimental but no one ever finds out because osamu would grill him for it

never actually folds his clothes properly because he doesnt gaf if something is wrinkled

unironically taps his foot when he’s impatient

will complain about something and then do it anyway

the worst loser but an even worse winner because he will not let you forget

will talk himself up and then immediately do something embarrassing

secretly loves being babied but will never admit it

such a mama’s boy its not even funny

if he doesn’t know the answer to something, he will make one up confidently, and is so good at lying that he actually ends up convincing people

such a chismosa like actually

will text “wyd” and then disappear

acts like a player but is actually a ride or die

“bro i just got a feeling about this” (he is wrong)

overthinks texts for hours and then sends the dumbest response anyway

[arkhamsbrat]

Heyy, I really want to start reading comics with Jason in, but can never find Red Hood comics? I dont really know what to look for so can you advise me pls?

omg YES I FUCKING CAN im going to advise that you start reading any red hood that is PRE new 52 bc it took his character and shat on it ! like all over it ! that means NO OUTLAWS ! i do not think it did anything good for his character. (or roy and kory but… u r here for jason so i wont start that)

ive been looking at this anon for days and im typing up a rlly long rec list of my favorite jason comics and where you should start!! so i will probably be posting that in a few days when i get it all finished <3

im always going to say to pick up the old batman comics first so you get JAYBIN and not… whatever the fuck dc has done to him after rebirth. you can also see my favorite jason ship ever (jayrena….) but if you are looking for red hood specifically

for now, some of the ones on the top of my head: under the red hood is ALWAYS a good place ! the outsiders (2003) isnt a jason run BUT he does appear, and it’s one of my favorites too!!

If youre looking for a short run, juni ba’s the boy wonder (2024) #2 was a really REALLY good characterization of jason, the whole run is lovely as well… please read it

task force z is an elseworlds comic im p sure but thats another good one

i could keep going with my faves but ^^ here are some <3 DONT TOUCH OUTLAWS. DONT TOUCH GOTHAM WAR. learn from my mistakes… dont touch any of it until you read older comics it will help you a lot. and also probably piss you off.

anyways for more comic talk you can follow my comic specific blog @ccainsblade where i talk mad shit on dc and people who hate stephanie brown !

[hanse-mi380]

ooc:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU REMEMBER TARJA RIGHT?????

SHE WONT EVEN LOOK AT ME ANYMORE IM FREEEEEEEE

YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAAYAY

NARI IS FREE GUYS I REPEAT THIS IS THE DECLARATION OF PEACE

[spongebobcockroach]

my mom's impression of DDBA episode 3 & 4

so today we have a free day. afternoon watch it is, meaning no drinks but it's okay

last weekend was packed so she chose to watch two at once this week

and I'll live write this time so hopefully i wont miss any of her amazing takes

Episode 3

"what is it, a bird?" says a woman who was not fully paying attention to the coquis talk and also thought he was talking about a coconut [aka 'coco' in ptbr]

"is he gonna be found not guilty?👀 tell me!" "i won't tell you!"

"stupid! die for dying, i'd tell he truth already!" about Nicky Torres

"just remembered our poor guy that died... i still can't." she's still mumbling about foggy

"it's the right thing to do. *cackles*" "???what?" "he only knows how to say this"

"ha😃👉 tip of the horn." matt in the empty courtroom

"they're gonna kill him outside. he's gonna die. isn't he? tell me!" "i won't tell you anything!" "i know he's gonna die. they're killing him." she's just like me watching shit i swear I'd be expecting the worst every time

"wasnt there some voting/petition?" "???? for what?" "not killing foggy?" "what voting? what for?" "because the fans liked him! nobody would've wanted him dead." "but they were already filming it, and nobody knew it beforehand. what voting." "i still think it was so unfair."

"he's gonna die... :( he ordered him to kill him" she thinks fisk did it. again.

"poor thing :((" she got very sad for hector

"who killed him?" "do you recognize this symbol? 👀 (aka the SKULL symbol)" "... don't tell me is that guy." "what guy?" "the one that... fell from the roof." "bullseye???no??"

me: "look, the coquis [end credits]" "the bird" "it's a fROG" "oh, yeah"

"im so sad they killed him. it was fisk" you've noticed a pattern, i bet

after the lengthy explanation to make her recall season 2 "but he knows it wasn't [frank], right?" not even my mom, remembering the bare minimum, believed it was frank for a second

Episode 4

"imma punch you!" threatening the fisk recap. ma'am??

"i'm so upset they freed [hector] to kill him"

"is he gonna keep this fucking thing?" mocking matt's broken horn again

old man in interview: "I'd be a vigilante" mom: "they'll kill him. didn't fisk say..."

leroy: i can't go to jail! "isn't he already in jail? :v" okay jokester

fisk: when i was a boy... mom: "...i killed my dad! :v"

the fisk end scene "what's this?" "food." "it's ugly. ugly thing. (after a long pause) ugly thing. and he eats in the dark?" "...i guess it's a rich people thing."

"how many masks does he have??" "five!🖐️😃" "......huh🤔😒"

the muse scene "is he taking bad guys?" "no, just normal people, still. "how does he get the blood out of people?" "with this tube thing there." "but they're alive later?" "...pretty sure they'd die of blood loss."

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[zmbiebrain]

Wayne and Kathy Harris

Wayne Nelson Harris was born in 1948, making him 77 years old in 2025, 51 years old in 1999, and 33 years old in 1981, when Eric was born.

He worked in the U.S Air Force in aircraft maintenance. Eric wrote about his family moving often, because of his father's job. They lived in Kansas, New York, Michigan, and Ohio before settling in Colorado in July of 1993. After he retired, he worked in civil aviation as a transport pilot for private companies.

Katherine "Kathy" Ann Harris (neé Poole) was born in 1950, making her 75 years old in 2025, 49 years old in 1999, and 31 years old in 1981, when Eric was born.

She worked as a homemaker for much of Eric's childhood, though in later years she worked in a food and catering service. She was described as social, organized and involved in her son's schooling.

Eric's older brother, Kevin Harris, was born in 1978, making him 47 years old in 2025, 21 years old in 1999, and 3 years old in 1981, when Eric was born.

Unlike Dylan's older brother, Byron Klebold, Kevin has never made public statements regarding Columbine. There are no known accounts or interviews from people who knew him personally.

The Harris family seems to have been structured and partly strict, likely influenced by Wayne's background. Wayne seemed to have been involved in the upbringing of his sons, spending time with them often. His mother was seen as relaxed, more emotional than his father.

In elementary school, his parents would show for parent-teacher conferences, and Kathy would help the class with events.

Kris Otten, a childhood friend of Eric's, would sleep over at their house, saying, "It was a real comforting house. Everything was neat and organized."

In April of 1993, while living in Plattsburgh, Eric was drafted for a little league team, and his coach thought he was talented. Wayne and Kathy would attend both games and practices.

Wayne was aware of Eric's troubled behaviour, having kept notes on him, most likely regarding his rebellious behaviour. Eric went to Ken Caryl Middle School, where he would later meet Dylan Klebold in the 7th grade.

During his early adolescence, he was prescribed a mood stabilizer called Luvox. He may have taken this for better management of thoughts and emotions. Before he was prescribed Luvox, he took Zoloft for a brief time period. Eric's medical records indicate, "possible depression, minimal depressive symptoms."

Luvox and Zoloft (Fluvoxamine and Sertraline) are both SSRI, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors. After his first prescription in April 1998, it was upped just a month later, and upped again a month after that, in early July of the same year.

He stated in one of the tapes, "When I don't take my medication, it makes me angry. It's working."

Eric's entry on 4/21/98:

"My doctor wants to put me on medication to stop thinking about so many things and to stop getting angry. well, I think that anyone who doesn't think like me is just bullshitting themselves. try it sometime if you think you are worthy, which you probably will you little shits, drop all your beliefs and views and ideas that have been burned into your head and try to think about why your here. but I bet most of you fuckers cant even think that deep, so that is why you must die. how dare you think that I and you are part of the same species when we are sooooooo different. you aren't human you are a Robot. you don't take advantage of your capabilities given to you at birth. you just drop them and hop onto the boat and head down the stream of life with all the other fuckers of your type. well god damnit I wont be a part of it! I have thought to much, realized to much, found out to much, and I am to self aware to just stop what am thinking and go back to society because what I do and think isn't "right" or "morally accepted" NO, NO, NO, God Fucking damnit NO! I will sooner die than betray my own thoughts. but before I leave this worthless place, I will kill who ever I deem unfit."

Kathy Harris made a 9-1-1 call on the day of the shooting, the call is sealed and has never been released. Wayne and Kathy were sued by multiple families of the victims, but settled in 2003 under confidential terms.

[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[lime-bucket]

Im saying this not as an opinion but as a matter of fact that hades should have never been the default villain in modern greek myths retellings,becuz dionysus had been always a better fit by leagues & i feel like writers/artists both overlook & underestimate him.Like the fucker wasnt just a silly drunk god,his whole domain tethered on the thin line between ecstasy and madness,embodying both chaos & pleasure. All of these qualities historically had made him simultaneously adored & feared within & outside of his fanatical cult,& circling back to the madness part,idk if yk this but dionysus have this lil tale in wich he caused his followers to go drunk w/ frenzy at a party they literally ripped apart the son of hypnos, i repeat hes so powerful he made a buncha humans kill A GOD! & he didnt face any repercussions fr that!!!

Now ik im skipping on other infos but all of this sounds to me that dionysus is perfect fr the charming & sinister mastermind trope

[nenoname]

stan ignoring mysteries and weirdness for 30 years balancing out his family's innate curiosity and being why the blind eye ignored him for that long

[mutualcombat]

third degree yearns for snail girl?????

[stiffyck]

I should be allowed to get a "skip pointless and stupidly forced romance" button in everything I watch ever

[canonically47]

why is everyone forgiving the minecraft movie it still looks like shit dont tell me the meme got to you are you seriously going to see this cash grab bullshit in theatres because hehehoho steve yearned for the mines????? hello????????