#and she'd be like 'oh that's cool. i got a job so No thanks'

[the-mang0tree]

"primus' prized paper weight" got me laughing from the og ask... orion probably said that to the matrix, she's sassy and tried with life... and the matrix is probably like "whose is this sassy, small child and why is she so mean?"

then boom magical girk glow up and now orion is sassy and confused but she's 8 feet taller

the matrix would be Offended i think, like 'dude i'm trying to grant you powers :('

[daenysx]

hi! could you write something for dad!aemond where alyssa watches a horror film for the first time and wakes him up in the middle of the night bc of a nightmare? thank u already, i love your writing and your modern!aemond stuff so much <3

thank you, angel ♡ i hope you enjoy

modern!aemond targaryen x fem!reader

"wake up." someone whispers to aemond's ear. it's definitely not you, it takes him a few seconds to process a sound coming from his blindside.

"dad, wake up."

oh, there she is. aemond blinks his eye open and the sight of his daughter's silver hair in two frizzy braids welcomes him. she doesn't do that usually, coming into her parents' room in the middle of the night. she's almost 7, claims she's a big girl to get through the nights herself.

"what's wrong?" aemond asks, sleep dripping from his voice. he holds your hand as you reach for him in your rest. "what happened?"

"i can't sleep." alyssa says, softly. her eyes look huge under the moonlight.

aemond sits on bed carefully to not wake you up. he reaches for his girl. "do you want some milk, baby?"

"please." alyssa leans against his legs. "chocolate milk."

"we have to be silent, okay? mommy and aelyx are still sleeping."

alyssa holds her dad's hand as they walk to the kitchen in the darkness. the kitchen lights bother aemond's eye for a brief moment and then he gets to take in the sight of his daughter as she clings onto him.

"up you go." aemond lifts her so that she can sit on the counter. it's her favorite thing to do in the kitchen, sitting there as she watches her parents cook. he heats up a glass of milk quickly, stirring the chocolate mix alyssa likes into it. she doesn't say anything, which is a bit unusual. she'd definitely ask for more chocolate normally. aemond tries to keep his face cool.

he gives her the chocolate milk in her favorite glass, the one with winnie the pooh picture on it. she accepts it with a small thank you, drinking it in silence as aemond cleans up the little mess he made.

he catches alyssa's gaze on him as if she wants to say something. he waits for her, doesn't try to get the words out of her mouth. she takes her time, though, her sips get lingered as much as they can.

at the end, she has no choice but finishing the milk. she gives her glass to aemond, her pretty eyes watching the floor. aemond stands in front of her, holding her small hand and rubbing his thumb on the back of it.

"i had a nightmare." she starts saying. aemond nods first. "do you wanna tell me about it?" he asks.

"it was- about this movie i saw with gracie today." alyssa explains but she still seems hesitant. "her brother told her the name of the movie and she showed me some of it."

"okay." aemond whispers, his hand still holding hers. "what was it about?"

"um- it was a horror movie, dad." she finally says. "i didn't like it, i couldn't understand what was it about, really, but i'm- i saw the scenes of it in my nightmare."

her eyes fill with slow tears and aemond loses his mind just a bit right there. it always happens when she tears up. he quickly hugs her, her arms wrapping around his waist as much as she can.

"it's okay." he says, his thumb drying up the tears. "don't cry, baby, it's okay."

"i don't want to be a coward."

"you're not a coward just because you didn't like a horror movie." he says, softly. she's too much like his young self. "you don't have to enjoy everything you see."

"but gracie's brother was saying his friend is a coward because he got scared."

"i think gracie's brother is wrong." he does a good job being cool with a kid's ideas that clearly upset his girl, right? "many people don't like horror movies, that doesn't make them cowards, right?"

"really?"

"you know," he smiles. "i remember the first time uncle daeron saw a horror movie with us. it wasn't all that bad but he got so scared at night, he insisted to sleep in uncle aegon's bed."

"did he accept it?" alyssa asks, interested in the story.

"yes, actually. they slept in his room that night and after that everything was okay. no one made fun of daeron. well, except aegon of course, but that doesn't count."

finally she stops pouting and puts on a gorgeous, sleepy smile for her father. he takes her in his arms, carrying her to his room. "why don't you sleep in our bed tonight? i'm sure mommy will be happy about it."

alyssa nods, burying her head to aemond's shoulder. he puts her in the middle of the warm bed carefully. you blink your eyes open, trying to understand what's happening. "aemond?"

"we have a guest, sweetheart." aemond fixes the covers for the three of you. you give your girl a sleepy kiss on her cheek. "everything okay?" you ask.

"yes." he answers. "go back to sleep."

alyssa's hand stays still in her daddy's palm. if the monsters in the movie come looking for her, he will fight them off.

[bippot]

Cowboy & Piggy

Story Summary -> No, Adrian had not been crushing on his colleague. That's just, like, not true in the slightest. It's not as if the moment she became available, he said something he could never take back.

Tags -> Idiots in Love, Violence, Fluff, Fights, Butt Dialing, Break Up, References to Supernatural (TV 2005), Identity Reveal, Co-workers, Self Confidence Issues, Punching, Smut

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Fennel Fields wasn't a good restaurant. It didn't have the funding franchise restaurants do, nor did it have the homegrown passion of a family-owned business. It just existed to make money for the boss, who wasn't even there most of the time. The food was cheap and unhealthy and often covered in cheese, so whoever was eating it was far more focused on that cheesy goodness than the fact that the meatballs tasted a fair bit like horse.

All of the employees were underpaid and underappreciated by their bosses, so why the hell did Adrian Chase work there? As of late, he'd been earning a steady income thanks to Task Force X so it wasn't a financial decision. It wasn't to conceal his identity either - if anything, he'd almost revealed his secret at Fennel Fields too many times to count. Why, oh why, did he work a menial job with an awful wage when it mainly consisted of being ordered around and shouted at by customers and managers alike?

Well, he wouldn't get to see Y/N if he left.

The best part of his day was when she rushed through the double glass doors and, as soon as she looked up to find him standing at the counter, she'd do a little half smile and greet, "Hi Ade, how late am I today?" He'd check his watch and tell her the exact time, often adding a little comment like 'it's your new record', or 'not as late as yesterday', or 'you missed the bus, didn't you?' Adrian was down bad. He memorised her shifts whenever the rota was posted and swapped so she wouldn't have to go too long without his presence. It was stupid and a little stalkerish, but it kept him going.

Half - if not more than that - of all of his shifts were spent watching her with big puppy dog eyes, just admiring from across the room as she worked. It was pathetic, he knew that. And even if he didn't know that, their other coworkers were more than willing to point it out to him.

"Drooling over Y/N again?" Taylor jeered as he slapped Adrian on the back of the head to snap him out of the trance he'd been in ever since she started bending over a table to clean it. Hey, she had a great ass! Was he supposed to not look? It's human nature to look.

"Ah, no. No, no, no, of course not. I wouldn't... I don't..." He spluttered helplessly, flustering himself into an even deeper blush at the implications. "We are just friends. Pals. Buddies. Y'know, all platonic and shit."

Taylor rolled his eyes. "Sure." He said sarcastically, unaware that Y/N had walked up to them at the moment he teased, "You're a lost cause, man. I'd give up. She'll never like you. You're, uh... you."

"That's not very nice." Y/N gave Taylor a stare that told him exactly what she thought about his comment and turned to Adrian, placing her palm gently on his forearm as she assured him, "Any girl would be lucky to have you, cowboy."

He smiled shyly and nodded, feeling incredibly grateful for her words because they'd given him some kind of hope that the thought of them, yeah, maybe it wasn't so outlandish. She thought he was dateable. Maybe not dateable for her, but at least she saw enough qualities within him that she believed he had the ability to be dateable to someone. And if he was cool enough in her eyes to get a nickname like 'cowboy', there must be someone else who thought the same and was available.

Though, the term had come from their first shift together when Adrian got so nervous meeting her and his mouth decided to talk about the movie 'Cowboys and Aliens' the entire time. By the end of the day, she may not have known his name, but she did know that Robert Downey Jr was originally set to be the lead but there were scheduling difficulties because he was filming on the 2nd Guy Richie Sherlock Holmes movie and had to be replaced by Daniel Craig.

The next time they worked together, Y/N tried to get Adrian's attention but couldn't since he'd never told her his name. So, she called out, "Cowboy guy!" and, surprisingly, Adrian turned around. He pointed to himself as if to say, 'Me?' and came running as soon as she nodded.

"You didn't tell me your name." She tilted his name tag so she could read it. "Adrian."

"That's me."

"That's you, cowboy."

That, as they say, is history. Not only did a hot girl give him a nickname, but she continued to seek him out whenever the job got boring and she wanted someone to talk to. Or someone to ramble on and on about useless stuff at her. Adrian was that guy™️.

"Come on, Y/N. Don't give him false hope." Taylor remarked with a sly smile. "The girl he's drooling over is way, way out of his league."

Whatever Y/N had planned to do was cut short. She stopped in place.

"I didn't know you liked anyone." Her head tilted as she surveyed Adrian's entire flushing face. "I thought you told me everything?"

That was mostly true. Adrian did have a habit of spilling his guts to Y/N. So far, there had only been two things that he managed to keep under wraps - his secret identity and his secret crush - yet every other thought he had, she had been told about it.

"I, uh, I.. I gotta keep some cards to close my chest." Adrian mumbled out, glancing away before continuing, "But, uh, it's okay, y'know. She doesn't like me like that."

Scoffing, Taylor confirmed, "No, she certainly doesn't." Y/N slapped his arm for being so rude, so he was quick to justify himself by adding, "She's got a boyfriend, doesn't she, 'cowboy'?" and left the kitchen as quickly as he could.

As much as it killed him to say, yes, Y/N had a boyfriend. He was cool and handsome and a total dickhead. That wasn't Adrian's jealousy talking; Steve was just like all the jocks that had beat up Adrian in high school - all macho and womanising - and if he had to try to quantify how many times Steven had cheated on Y/N, Adrian wouldn't even begin to know what two-digit number to guess.

Y/N sighed, "Oh, I'm sorry, that sucks. There's plenty more fish."

"Yeah... Maybe. I don't know." Adrian shrugged, trying to seem as nonchalant about it as he possibly could - he probably wasn't very convincing given that she was still looking at him with so much sympathy on her face - and he didn't feel like elaborating further. "How's Steve? Is he coming in today?"

The quick change of topic was noted by Y/N, yet she simply replied, "Nope!"

"Oh?"

"Told him not to. If you do see him though, tell me so I can hide."

"Why'd you wanna hide from your boyfriend?" He wondered out loud curiously, tilting his head as he examined her. Then, his eyes went wide as he realised what he'd said. "Shit, don't answer that. Unless you want to. It's up to you. Obviously. You can tell me if you want to. Not that you should. You can. I want to know. Not in, like, a creepy way, but in a 'I'm your friend and I'm here for you' way..."

He proceeded to spiral into a nervous ramble that overexplained everything and had at least 4 completely irrelevant tangents, none of which made any sense whatsoever, while Y/N stared at him in amusement. His words were coming out at a mile a minute, and they just kept coming, and she had learnt that it was best if she just waited for his breath to run out.

His rants always went in a weird direction. And unlike other people, Y/N liked his weirdness. It was her favourite thing about him. Well, that and his dimples. Or how easy it was for him to make her laugh. Or that mole on his cheekbone. Or the way he'd push up his glasses with his middle finger and forget that he was technically flipping her off, only to realise and purposefully flip her off playfully.

Or his biceps, which she hadn't seen often as he usually kept to baggier, unflattering clothes, but she had seen them once when a customer spilt their drink on her and she hadn't brought a spare top. Adrian had offered his cardigan to her, and she finally got a small glimpse of what he looked like underneath it. It's safe to say she was impressed.

Adrian was cute when he was rambling - he was always cute, but especially so when his brain had no control over his mouth - so all Y/N could do was to beam at him and softly laugh every time he'd start to babble nonsense. After a few minutes, his breathing finally calmed down; he blinked twice, cleared his throat, took a few deep breaths, then looked up at her.

Thanks to his rant and how wildly he gestured, his glasses were slightly crooked on his nose. Y/N fingers hovered by his ears as she scrutinised his glasses and tilted them back into place and gently brushed her fingertips through the hair just above his ear so it wasn't so unruly. Adrian swallowed. It was an audible gulp that caught Y/N's attention, and she met his eye.

He seemed somewhat uncomfortable, so Y/N was blurting out, "Sorry, cowboy. I should've asked before I did that. Consent and all, y'know?" to apologise and smooth things over.

"You can touch me whenever you want to."

Shit. That was a little too obvious. 'You can touch me whenever you want to'? That's what his mouth came up with? In his head, it sounded innocent enough, but as soon as it left his lips, he scrunched his eyes up in embarrassment. That is not something you say to a girl with a boyfriend.

A blush came to Y/N's cheeks. She knew he was awkward and often said things without thinking before they came out. He hadn't intended that sentence to sound the way it did, she was aware, but there was a hint of hope that maybe, just maybe, he did mean it exactly as he said it.

"I'll, I'll be sure to remember that next time I invade your personal space," she joked with a sheepish smile.

All of a sudden, doing the washing up became very appealing to Adrian. He needed to be doing something; he needed to have something to split his focus in order to remain in one piece. Any more slip-ups with Y/N and he would become a mess. He made a big deal of turning the tap on and squidging far too much washing-up liquid into the sink.

The sound of the rusty pipes and gushing water almost overwhelmed Y/N's voice as she uttered, "Steve and I, we, uh, broke up."

Adrian immediately switched off the tap. It took him a second to register what Y/N had said. "What?"

"We broke up. I called it quits with him."

Boom. A bomb had been dropped. This was huge news. The biggest news ever. They had broken up. Like, officially. It wasn't everyday that something so great happened in Adrian's life, so he was ecstatic.

"Thank God!" he cheered, completely forgetting to put up any facade or pretend that he wasn't over the fucking moon.

Steve and Adrian hadn't been the best of friends, but in the limited interactions they had had, Adrian had been polite to her ex-boyfriend. Y/N raised an eyebrow at her friend's display of excitement.

"I thought you two got along?"

"He was an asshole, Y/N! Seriously!" His grin was almost manic, and his hands shook as he clapped them together a few times. "You're so much better off without him."

"Hell yeah, I am!"

His happy mood was infecting Y/N. Before, she'd been going back and forth on whether breaking up with Steve had been the right thing to do or not, but now, thanks to Adrian's support, she knew it was 100% the right choice. Yeah, they'd been together for a year or so, and giving that up instead of working on it could be considered a waste, but...

"He didn't deserve me. That cheating asshole didn't deserve a single minute, no, second of my time!"

At that, Adrian remembered one time when he caught her boyfriend ogling their coworker Jennifer, who had a very prominent chest. She was a provocative person. All her clothes were a little bit small and slutty - not that being a slutty was a bad thing since Adrian was a big advocate of women being sexually liberated and having the ability to fuck whoever they wanted to. Jennifer wasn't the problem, far from it.

The way Steve caught eye contact with him and gave him a look that screamed 'I'd hit that ass' turned Adrian's blood into pure fire. In his mind, Adrian couldn't fathom ever wanting to leer at other women when Y/N - his literal dream girl - was right beside him. Steve had a smoking hot 10/10 on his arm and still wanted to play the field.

Fuck that guy!

Still, it sucks to be cheated on. Despite the brave face Y/N was putting on, it still sucked to have your trust betrayed over and over and, as far as she knew, at least another 17 times again.

"I'm really sorry, dude," Adrian said, and meant it. He wanted to comfort her in some way but didn't know how without looking weird, so he just half-heartedly pinched at her arm, trying his best at reassuring. Y/N let out a tiny chuckle. It wasn't as bright as usual, but it was more than sufficient to reassure Adrian.

"Hey, it's all good. My plan now is to stay single until Mr. Right comes knocking at the door."

"Yeah? That's a good plan," Adrian nodded eagerly. "He's around; I'm sure of it."

"I hope he is. I haven't had an orgasm in the past - Jesus, how long? - year, I would love one right about now," Y/N laughed. Then, her brain caught up with what she'd said. "Not that you needed to know that. That was TMI, wasn't it?"

Was it? Was it really too much information? Maybe it was a little private, sure, but it was information that Adrian wanted to know. Well, he didn't want her unsatisfied and unhappy, but he now knew that he was capable of something that Steve hadn't thought about doing in an entire calendar year.

"I could fuck you better than he ever could."

There was a level of confidence in Adrian's voice that Y/N had never heard before. Her mind briefly blanked out due to the shock of hearing such words come out of Adrian's lips, and thanks to her dazed state, he got the wrong idea. His shoulders slumped, and his ears became bright ruby red.

"What?" she mumbled.

"What?" He parroted back, his voice raising into a panicked squeak. Maybe she hadn't heard him. At this moment in time, he wished she hadn't heard him. "I didn't say anything. Did you hear something? Could've been Jennifer. I think I heard her saying something like that the other day."

Y/N's imagination was going wild, and every single image that popped up was appealing to her. It would be a lie if she tried to say that she hadn't thought about it before, that she hadn't thought about him before. He was so nice and cute and had big biceps, and was one of the only reasons she stayed at her shitty paying job.

"I heard you, cowboy." His eyes shot to meet hers. "You finish at 6 today, right?" He nodded. "Are you doing anything after that?"

No fucking way! Jackpot! He grinned to himself and looked at his hands in the soapy water. He simply couldn't help it.

"I have a few errands to do."

She attempted to not sound as disappointed as she felt. "...Oh, maybe another day then."

"No! No, I mean, I'm totally free after 7. Once I do my shit, I'm, like, totally not doing anything, so if you wanted to - only if you want to. Seriously, no pressure or anything - we could watch a movie, or I have a bunch of video games we could play, or, I don't know... do something together and hang out and stuff? Anything you want, really. If you'd like?"

He cringed at how desperate he sounded when he finished his sentence. The last thing he wanted to do was ruin his chances. Yet Y/N wasn't dissuaded by his words at all. If anything, she was more than tempted.

"I'd really like that, Ade."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah."

"...Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Very cool, very nice. I'll text you my address."

Time flew by as Adrian couldn't wait to finish work. They continued chatting as they worked, but both knew they were subconsciously focused on what would happen later that night. It was like some kind of gravitational pull that was making it difficult to keep them away from each other for more than a few minutes, and it was driving both of them crazy.

6pm hit, and Adrian was speeding to his 'errand'. He pulled up a few streets away, yanked on his Vigilante suit, and was stalking his way towards a suburban house. Steven had posted an image of him next to his car (that wasn't even particularly fancy, so why he showed it off like it was, Adrian didn't know) whilst outside this very house.

Be careful what you post, folks, or somebody might use your images to find where you live so they can beat you up.

Technically, cheating isn't illegal. But it is a sin - not that Adrian was religious in the slightest - and Adrian thought Y/N should have the world, and this guy, this Steven, couldn't even provide her with basic human decency? Vigilante would be willing to expand his usual set of rules tonight. Steven deserved it.

Vigilante whistled to himself as he knocked and waited for Steven to appear. Once the asshole did open the door, Vigilante swung and hit him straight in the nose. "What the fuck, man?" The bastard grabbed his nose to stop the bleeding and stared angrily up at Vigilante. "Vigilante does house calls now?"

"This ain't a house call. This is a message." Adrian paused for dramatic effect. "You're a cheating scumbag! I should chop your shrivelled dick off for being such an ungrateful cunt."

"Who sent you? Was it Tina?"

"Not Tina."

"Abby, then?"

"No."

"Liz?"

"Liz, no."

"Penny?"

"Dude, are you for real?"

"Emily A?"

"Jesus christ."

"Emily L?"

"OMG, you're the whoriest whore to ever whore!

Steven stood there, mouth opening and closing a few times before his pea brain managed to say, "No, you," and despite how lacklustre of a comeback that is, Steven seemed proud of himself.

It was quiet.

Then, because both of these men will ultimately try to solve everything with their fists, the boys lunged at each other. Steven had never been smart - he knew Vigilante was adept at hand to hand and had killed people before and still tried to fight the guy - so as he saw an opening, he drove his fist into Vigilante's stomach. He was a beefy dude, so Adrian was aware that there was going to bruise there for a few days, but Vigilante had been in hundreds of fights. One blow to the stomach was not going to slow him down for long.

If anything, it urged Vigilante to be more vicious. With two quick punches - one to the groyne and another to the neck directly on his Adam's apple - Steven was crumpled on the ground in severe pain and having a hard time breathing.

"You hurt Y/N, you jackass!" Vigilante yelled, giving his reasoning away. Shit. He hadn't meant to divulge that. He'd been so caught up in the moment that it slipped right out. And so, before anything else gave away snippets of his identity, Vigilante left the scene and rushed as fast as he possibly could back to his apartment building.

It was 6.56 when he finally got home. He had 4 minutes - well, probably around 9 because of her tendency to be late - and he spent most of that time throwing his suit off. Did he smell like he had just beaten somebody up? He didn't really have time for a shower but could give himself a quick wipedown, a whore’s bath.

The punch patch on his stomach was something he couldn't do anything about. He could hide it with his shirt for the time being. If things went well and there was some under the clothes type action, she'd definitely see it. Would she care? Would she stay long enough to notice? The night would have to go either really good or really bad if it ended with him with his shirt off. In the best-case scenario, they would make sweet, hot, passionate love, and she'd become totally beguiled by his moves. Worst-case scenario: a fire. Or a battle. Or a war. Or maybe she didn't like him that way, which would be crushing, but he'd still pine from afar.

So, with the hope that he would be shirtless at some point tonight, Adrian began brainstorming excuses he could use. He'd never been a great liar, but he had to try. Got headbutted by a baby goat? Nope, he doesn't look like the sort of guy who'd do well on a farm. Walked into a bookcase? Fuck, that made him look clumsy as shit (which he was), and clumsy is not sexy.

What if he told her the truth? Would she believe him?

Three gentle knocks cut his workshopping short. Y/N was here. He took a deep breath, sprayed some cologne, and opened his front door.

"Hi."

"Hi," he said back, a crooked smile plastered onto his face. His heart was beating faster than a hummingbird. "C-come, come in."

She walked through the doorway, and her eyes were immediately scanning his place as she slipped her shoes off. His apartment was mostly bare, apart from the geeky accoutrements littered here and there. There was a poster of Hellboy on the wall, his bookcase was filled with Dungeons and Dragons books - both guidebooks and the accompanying novelisations - he had multiple Critical Role figurines, and an old-looking gun on a stand.

"Is that the colt from Supernatural?" Y/N asked, walking towards the revolver.

"Yup. Yeah, it is," he leaned against his desk and rested his elbow over the surface. "It's one of the ones they used in the show. I got it at an auction on eBay. Pretty awesome, huh?"

"So awesome!" She knelt down a bit to read the inscription on the gun stand, and her eyes lit up a little when he casually lifted the gun up and handed it to her. Her fingers closed around it and gently touched the smooth, cold metal. "Do you like guns? Like regular ones?"

"Uh, yeah, I think they're pretty cool."

That was an understatement.

"Do you like gunslingers? Like, Dean? Or Percy de Rolo? Or Rambo, even?"

"I love Rambo!"

Something in Y/N's demeanour changed. "What about Vigilante? Do you think he's cool?" she asked, trying not to sound too eager for the answer.

Adrian looked back at her. He felt nervous about all this before she asked that, and now it had only increased. Y/N kept her eyes locked on Adrian, watching for any slight change in his face or body language as she twirled the gun between her hands. "Vigilante? He's cool," Adrian replied carefully. He tried to sound nonchalant and casual like nothing happened, but his voice cracked slightly upon saying his last word, and he cursed himself out mentally. "Do you think Vigilante is cool?"

Y/N looked down at the gun. "Steven called me before I got here - I don't know why I picked up but I did - and he was screaming down the phone at me. He kept saying that I was such an asshole for telling Vigilante to beat him up, but I've never met Vigilante," she explained slowly, her brows furrowed a little as she frowned. "Steven was certain Vigilante said, 'You hurt Y/N, you jackass!'"

The walls felt as if they were closing in.

"Weird," Adrian commented dryly.

"Yeah, it is weird." Y/N put the colt back down on its stand. "I only told you about my breakup."

A pin drop could be heard. It was so silent for far too long. The silence was so thick that Adrian wondered whether or not time had stood still and they were frozen in the moment.

"Either you told a stranger my personal information -"

"No, no, I would never do that."

"So, if I only told you and you didn't tell anyone else..." Y/N trailed off as she got closer and closer to Adrian until he could feel the warmth of her breath on his cheeks. Her eyes flickered down to the hem of his shirt, and her fingers soon followed.

Fuck. He couldn't breathe. He didn't want to breathe. His brain was going wild. His lungs couldn't keep up with its demands to keep inhaling air because every breath was so shallow. Every gasp was so sharp and desperate. Every intake was so painful. Everything was hurting.

All Adrian wanted to do at that moment was run. Run. Just fucking run.

He broke from her grasp and crossed the room. He couldn't bring himself to say anything. What was there to say? 'I put on hockey pads and beat up criminals when everyone else is sleeping'? That made him sound kinda insane.

"Adrian, I'm not going to tell anyone." She said softly, her tone completely devoid of judgement as she reached out so he'd come closer. "C'mere, please?"

Historically, he'd never been able to deny her, and his streak wasn't going to end today. Though he was reluctant and slow to move, he let her take hold of his hand and was tugged closer and closer until the very tips of their socked toes were mere millimetres apart.

"You're doing good. Real good. Not that save the turtles corporate bullshit. There's a lot of bad people who slip through the cracks. And, yeah, maybe I'm not fully on board with all the murder and violence thingy going on, but..." Y/N's hand came up to cradle his cheek and gently stroked it. "You help me sleep at night; did you know that? You're a good man and a great friend, so please don't pretend that you're some monster."

And with those final words, her soft lips found his, and everything seemed to explode in sparks. It was like everything he'd ever imagined and more. He pulled her in by the waist as he deepened the kiss, his thumb drawing circles on her hip bone. Everything became a blur of sensation: her body, her hair, the scent of her perfume, and the faint taste of cherry chapstick on her lips.

Before he knew what was happening, he'd lifted her in his arms, and her legs were wrapped around his waist as he pressed her back against the nearest wall.

"I should've dumped him months ago," she muttered against his lips. Her breathing was ragged, and he could feel her heart beating fast against his chest.

That sentiment was something said in his mind for the entirety of Y/N and Steve's relationship. They weren't a good fit. Literally everyone could see that. So, Adrian had to ask, "Why didn't you?" as he dragged his lips down her neck while his hand slid underneath her sweater and started roaming over the warm skin of her lower back.

"Because..." Y/N breathed his name. "... I don't know. I genuinely don't know. He was obnoxious and lazy and I always imagined it was you whenever we got intimate -"

She stopped midsentence when Adrian groaned at her words. "Oh my God, that's so fucking hot," Adrian moaned, finding her pulse point and sucking directly on the skin there. She was like putty in his hands, completely unable to pull away even if she wanted to. Her eyes fluttered shut, and she tilted her head back, giving him easier access to her neck.

"You wanna fuck me, yeah?" he felt the need to confirm.

Just because she was grinding herself onto him, her hips rolling against Adrian's crotch, didn't necessarily mean she wanted to go all the way.

"Yeah, I wanna fuck you."

"Hell yeah, fuckin' sick."

If those hours in the gym were used to lift Y/N to his bedroom, then it was time well spent. They were a mess of tangled limbs and kisses, hands wandering freely as Adrian walked them to his room. The bed creaked as Y/N was set down upon it, her head falling backward onto his pillow with a soft poof. Adrian climbed above her with a knee on either side of her hips.

"Hi," he beamed.

"Hi baby."

His face softened at the nickname, and his lips formed into the widest smile his face was capable of, making him look as stupidly happy as he felt. With Y/N beneath him, everything just seemed perfect. Nothing was wrong with the world, and the universe had agreed to give him the most almighty of wins.

He lowered his mouth to hers and kissed her deeply, his tongue sweeping across her bottom lip and begging entrance without a second thought. Y/N eagerly opened her mouth for him, granting him permission as her legs widened to allow him to slot himself between them.

"Can you take this off? I wanna feel you," she urged, tugging at the bottom of his shirt. He complied, shrugging it off casually and throwing it somewhere, and was immediately bombarded with the feeling of Y/N's palm drifting down his abs. "Jesus christ! You're shredded, dude!"

Adrian got a smug little look on his face as he watched her explore every inch of his body. But the way his eyes widened made her realise that he wasn't used to this. He wasn't used to people being nice to him and wanting to be around him. She could change that. She would change that.

"You're so hot." She ran her finger down his stomach and then along his navel, pausing momentarily to brush her fingers through his happy trail, before her hand continued its path even further down. "Do you want me to-"

"Fuck, do whatever you want to me."

Y/N could feel herself falling in love with him even more each minute. And she knew it would only get worse when undid his trousers to palm the bulge in his boxers, and he let out the most pitiful whine she'd ever heard. She laughed a little at the sound of it, kissing his bare shoulder briefly as her hand slid underneath his underwear and wrapped around him.

"Shit," he hissed, bucking up against her touch. He sounded desperate, and when she looked into his eyes, his pupils were dilated in arousal. His cheeks were splotches of red, his bottom lip hooked on his teeth, brows scrunched together, his chest moving dramatically and his gaze focused on the ceiling as he tried desperately to control himself as she jerked him off.

"Baby," she spoke lowly. "Look at me."

Slowly but surely, he tilted his head to focus on her, his green eyes meeting hers for a split second. She smiled and brought her free hand up to cup his cheek. "Your eyes are so pretty, cowboy," Y/N cooed. "It's almost impossible for a girl to look away."

"I watch you all day," he began, his face scrunching up when he realised how stalkerish his rant had started. "I mean, whenever we're in the same room, I can't help it. Part of me wants to make sure that you're safe, happy, and comfortable, and the other part just can't resist. I'm a moth, and you're the flame, y'know? You're bright and beautiful - you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen - and I can't help myself."

Her hand stopped. His chest heaving for a completely different reason now.

"Do you mean that?" Y/N asked in disbelief.

The only answer Adrian could give was an exhale and a "Yeah."

That was the nicest thing anyone had ever said to her. And since it was so nice and she'd been in a relationship with a prick for so long, Y/N didn't know how to respond.

"Fuck, uh, forget I said that. I understand if -"

"Why would I want to forget?" she asked, surprising even herself with the firmness in her voice.

Adrian gave her one of those tight-lipped smiles that he usually gave whenever people made fun of him at work, and he just had to stand there and take it. "You know, you're you," he eventually explained, sitting up and gesturing excitedly, his hands brushing up and down her body. Then, his voice quietened when he added, "And I'm just me."

"Adrian, 'just you' is my favourite thing in the world."

He blinked. Once. Twice. Three times. The gears in his mind were whirring furiously until his brain finally caught on to Y/N's words. In an instant, he was surging forward, kissing her hard and possessively with a vigour that left Y/N breathless. The smooch was long and hot and wonderful, and she wound her arms around his neck, holding him close as they continued to deepen their kiss.

When the need for air overwhelmed her and she had to break apart from him, they simply rested their foreheads together and giggled, both of their chests rising and falling rapidly as they struggled to catch their breaths. Adrian's thumb stroked her cheek, and Y/N couldn't help but notice that he was watching her with such affection it made her heart flutter.

That's why she had no qualms urging, "Let's get naked." Adrian grinned wickedly at her suggestion, leaning down to place another searing kiss on her lips as his fingers fumbled with the zip of her trousers.

They were both down to their underwear in five seconds and completely naked a few seconds after that. After the initial shock of 'holy shit, the hottest person I've ever seen is naked in front of me', Adrian got to work and pressed his mouth along Y/N's thighs, kissing his way up towards her centre.

But before the real pleasure could start, Y/N felt the need to warn, "It's just, uh, could you take it easy on me, cowboy?"

"Been a while?"

"You have no idea."

So, he started off slow. Very slow. He kissed the inside of her thigh softly and brushed his nose against the sensitive skin there. He traced light circles on her waist as he went further and further inwards until the very tip of his tongue made contact with her clit. She jolted at the sensation and bit down on her bottom lip, his name falling from her lips as she did so. Adrian kept going, and soon his tongue was swirling around the tip of her clit. It drove her wild, made her moan, and made her lose herself completely in his touches and tastes.

Previous partners had told him he was particularly good at this part and he was going to use that to his advantage. What if he ate her out so good that she never left and fell in love with him and became his girlfriend? Wouldn't that just be great?

Locking her into place with an arm locked around her stomach, he took her clit into his mouth and sucked so she was grabbing at his hair again, a string of whimpers coming from deep within her throat with every stroke of his tongue. "Oh my God, oh, Jesus fucking Christ," she swore as Adrian slipped two fingers inside of her and curled them as he sucked.

Her whole body tingled, a pleasurable ache taking over her stomach like someone was pulling a rubber band until it snapped. Y/N's eyes crossed, and she arched her back and cried out Adrian's name, her whole body shaking uncontrollably beneath his mouth. Steve had never been this attentive. He had never paid attention to her needs. Even when they'd been intimate, he'd been focused on his own pleasure. This was new. This was brilliant.

And there was no going back.

"You good?" He chuckled huskily, lifting up his head and looking at her with those captivating green eyes. Y/N nodded, unable to speak for fear of her voice cracking and giving away that she wanted him so badly, she felt like she might combust. "That was literally the hottest thing I've ever seen. Steven was, like, a complete dumbass because I'm gonna do that as often as I can.... Is that cool? You down for that? It's totally okay if not -"

"You can do that whenever you want."

"Cool."

"I can't believe I've been so stupid." Y/N huffed out a laugh and straddled his thighs. "You can fuck me better than Steve ever could. We could've been doing this months ago, and I wouldn't have wasted my time on him."

"Wish we could rub it in that asshole's face."

A light bulb appeared above Y/N's head. She momentarily got off his lap to search through all her clothes pockets, and once she found what she wanted, she returned to her previous position.

"Why don't we?"

"What?"

"A buttdial will make him furious." She waved her phone around, but she insisted, "If you don't wanna be on the call, it'll just be me. Or if it makes you uncomfortable all together, we can forg -'

No hesitation. "Put it on speakerphone."

"Yeah?"

"That's hot as shit, yeah."

Giddy with excitement, Y/N gave him a quick kiss on his cheek, gently placed Adrian's glasses on his bedside table, and found Steve's contact before putting the call on speaker. The prick didn't pick up, but they could still leave a voicemail.

"Oh God!" She moaned as she lowered herself onto Adrian's cock, her fingers gripping his shoulders when he was fully buried inside her, her body feeling deliciously stretched.

"Feel good, pretty girl?"

"So full." She breathed. "Never been so full."

In response, he gripped her hips and pulled her down onto him harder and deeper, making her whimper into his mouth. The muscles in his jaw flexed as he ground himself against her slowly, causing her to cry out and hold tighter. "That's right, baby," Adrian crooned in her ear, his voice low and seductive. "You sound so sexy like that... so sweet. So fucking beautiful."

Y/N bit her lip and closed her eyes, letting the vibrations of his voice send her higher on cloud nine. All thoughts of being mad about Steve completely vanished. Steve was nothing. Adrian was everything.

Sweat soon started trickling down their bodies, dripping between them as she reached for him to help him finish, and the sounds they exchanged sounded almost animalistic, needy, and dirty. And Y/N couldn't help herself. Her tongue drew a line up his neck, tasting the saltiness of his skin and making him go feral.

He manoeuvred her back against the mattress, her phone squished between the duvet and her back, and held her wrist above her head as his hips thrust. His face was contorted as he rode her relentlessly, the muscles in his abdomen tensing as he fought to contain himself and not cum before she did.

"Think if I rub this pretty clit, you'll cum so fuckin' hard?"

"Please, Adrian. Please, please, please -" She chanted like a prayer while she writhed under him, though her throat let out silent screams when he did exactly as he said.

Once she felt her orgasm approaching, Y/N wrapped her legs around him and panted, "On the pill. Don't worry." If Adrian was honest, he hadn't thought of that - even though he should've - but he wasn't complaining. Not one bit.

"Come on, baby. I want to hear you," he coaxed. "You gonna cum for me?"

Filled with awe, he watched as Y/N clenched around him with a look of pure ecstasy on her face, tears brimming in her eyes, and that was it. It was the hottest thing he had ever witnessed, and he couldn't hold it back anymore. Adrian jolted, and his vision blurred even more than normal as he came.

Y/N smiled crookedly at him as he flopped his weight onto her, burying his face into her neck as they got their breath back. Now things were a lot more peaceful and slower paced; Y/N could feel her phone poking into her back and wiggled it out from under her, hanging up the call without saying anything else.

The pair cuddled together, neither one speaking or moving much for a few minutes. As he lay atop her, Y/N ran her hands lightly over the strong planes of Adrian's back, smiling at the soft sighs escaping from his lips.

"I gotta pee before I get a UTI." Y/N nudged Adrian's shoulder. "Where's the bathroom, cowboy?"

He gave her the directions and checked out her ass as she left the room. Then he turned onto his back and began excitedly fist-punching the air. "Fuck yeah, oh fuck yeah. Me and Y/N sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G," he began to sing to himself, unable to keep in his glee any longer. And he was still smiling at the ceiling when Y/N slid underneath the duvet beside him.

"Do you wanna watch a movie?"

"Yeah."

"Sick, lemme find my glasses."

Before he could shoot his hand out and knock his lamp off the bedside table, Y/N lifted his glasses up and delicately placed them on his nose. "There we go. How do I look? Like a sweaty pig, right?" She joked, brushing her thumb along his jawline.

"The sexiest pig I've ever seen."

"How many sexy pigs have you seen?"

"So many," he playfully replied. "Peppa Pig is my dream woman."

"Not Mrs. Piggy? She's hot as hell."

"Too high maintenance."

To further the joke, he took his finger and gently pushed the tip of her nose up so it would look more like a snout. She couldn't help but laugh. Well, she thought it was going to be a laugh, but it actually came out as a snort.

Calling the girl he was hopelessly in love with a piggy was not where he thought his night was going to go. But that's obviously his nickname for her now.

"See? My little piggy."

She gave him a halfhearted slap on the bicep, then snuggled into his side as he lifted his laptop from under his bed and onto his lap. Adrian picked some campy horror movie, and they barely paid attention to it since they alternated between makeout sessions and bouts of playful teasing.

An hour into the movie, Y/N's phone began to blow up with notifications.

Steven: Adrian?

Steven: You fucked that guy from work?

Steven: Slut

Steven: Absolute whore

Steven: Fucking 4eyes?

Steven: You fucked him?

Steven: Him? Of all people?

Steven: You fucking piece of shit

Steven: Tell me it's a joke

Steven: You're fucking with me

Steven: Baby, I know you didn't

Y/N: Did you not hear me on the voicemail?

Y/N: I thought I made it very clear that I did.

Together, they laughed at all the messages that came through. Y/N eventually blocked Steven and closed that chapter of her life forever. "That problem is solved," she reassured with a smug smile, earning a cheek kiss from Adrian.

He played with her fingers and wrongly declared, "If you think about it, we are the perfect pair. Me being a cowboy. You, a pig."

"How so?"

"Cowboys herd pigs. Duh."

Their romantic relationship officially started in hysterical laughter since Y/N cackled at his comment, and it would continue in the exact same way. They were devoted to not only each other, but making each other laugh, and from that moment on would ensure that their romance was fun and hot and exceedingly loving.

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[alexander-arcturus-black-lupin-r]

Mileesss

They’re in the same highschool and have a crush on each other.

She was the second highest in her class, overachiever, but there was someone who was always above her. Miles Fucking Morales. She studied day and night but even then she'd get 99 while he'd get 100. And what really got her was the fact she never saw him study. It vexed her dearly. With his puffy hair, cute chuckle, glimmering eyes, sweet smile- no.

He was always either hanging out with his friends or sketching something in his book. You'd once once saw him with a blonde girl but that was the only girl he'd ever seemed to hang around with and she randomly stopped coming to school and he seemed sadder. Darker.

There was something about him she wanted to figure him out but he didn't even know her name. Even now they were in Math and she could help glancing across at him through her locks pretending to check the time on her phone. It hadn't moved a minute.

He was sketching. She wanted to ask him what he was sketching but couldn't find the words or the confidence. He looked so calm and at peace.

"And the answer is what? Mr. Morales," The teacher, Mr. Quinn had given her a little fright.

"3," he said, not even taking his eyes off his sketch.

"That's completely- wait what?" Mr. Quinn was shocked.

"The answer is 3, right y/n," You felt your stop. You looked at him, his eyes still on his sketch. You scanned the board quickly and nodded.

"Yeah it is," your ears were ringing. You've never heard him say your name before. It was beautiful.

"Good job Mr. Morales," The teacher went on with the lesson. After the class, you went to your locker which was a few rows from Miles'. You were so deep in thought you didn't notice when you bumped into Miles. Your books almosts spilling over.

"Oh hey sorr-” I look up to see Miles. “Miles, hi, sorry,” you try to walk around him but he stops you.

"Hey hold up, wanna hang after school? " Miles asks there's a sort of hope in his eyes, begging you say yes. You'd never seen that before.

"I- uh yeah sure."

So here you were standing in front of Miles house wondering how many times to knock. You raised your hand and hit it once and before you could hit it again the door swung open. Miles stood before you in a faded basketball jersey. There was a random afro comb in his hair, he was probably in the middle of coming his hair.

"Hi."

"Hey." he opens the door wider and ushers you in. "Do you like tacos? They're spicy."

"Yes please." you say as he hands you a plate, you realise how much his house smells like him and with the taco just added to it. Unbeknownst to you he was watching you eat. He liked how you weren't all careful and how you even asked for more, his mom was in the corner nodding her head.

You both played video games in his room, and you passed out later on Miles shoulder. When you woke up you were wrapped in a blanket, Miles' back to you. His headphones in, drawing something. You got out of the bed and giggled at how dorky he looks. the cool black boy in your class you made you blush in chemistry. You looked over his shoulder, met with a pen sketch of you! Your breathe on his neck brought him back and he turned.

"Hi-i"

"Hello." you say as you grab the book flipping through it. He tries to stop you but you get out of his grasp skimming through, you see sketches of that blond girl the name Gwen beneath them, above them or behind her with random spiderman stuff around her, you almost give him back the book till you reach the other half of the notebook which is just you. Smiling, laughing, mad, all of it.

"Miles…" you pause staring at yourself. "These are really good, you're so talented."

"Thanks, I- erm, you're a great er- muse and I- lik- admire er- yea I"

"It's getting a little dark. I should go…" Miles looks like he just died inside, for a second you lose your mind and kiss his cheek. "I had fun Morales, hope you're not letting me walk back alone."

"I'll take you home." you smile and follow him out of his room, outside it chilly. You fold your arms and he tosses you his jacket.

"I don't want you freezing on your way home." your heart is in your ears.

He walks you home and waits for the lights in your room to turn on before leaving. You wave at him through your window. He waves back He's in love.

[rory-multifandom-mess]

Fellow Thad kisser, thoughts on every Thad ship with every major plot relevant character?

OMG FELLOW THAD KISSER YAAAY. Ok

Thuzi - INCREDIBLY CUTE. I really really like how different their vibes are, but they work so well too. Popular Jock x Outcast Emo Girl. It's just so good and awesome and technically could've been canon too, which I think makes it better! Thad is such a genuine and nice guy too, so I think he'd help her come out of her shell too. He'd also def be protective over her in the way that like... If she was getting teased he'd so intervene, no matter if that made him "less cool" or whatever. And she would scold him for getting himself hurt during football games

Vhad - YES YES YES YE SYE YS. THIS SHIP IS EVERYTHING. I cannot put into words how much I adore this ship dude. She like picks him up and is like "You're cute. Mine now" And he's like "Oh! Okay!" Like he cannot fight back. And it provides good angst too because Thad and N are so alike right, what if Solver does what it did to N to Thad, just because V was getting distracted from her job y'know? DELICIOUSSSSS. Also it's just really cute. It's okay V he's into danger

Than/Nhad/Wheat Thins - This ship is actually super silly to me, because they're both golden retrievers at heart, N is just more excitable than Thad is, but I still think they would work well together. Thad would fluster N to hell and back by flirting and N would be especially cuddly. Also them playing with each other's hair. Thad teaching N football. And then also N protecting Thad from stuff and Thad is just :0 damn thats hot. Love it

Jhad - Not sure if this counts because it's J but I think it is considering how big of a role she played in Episode 8 but anyway. I JUST GOT INTO THIS SHIP AND IT IS EVERYTHING TO ME. JUST. The idea of this goofy fucking jock boy helping a very uptight, Worker Drone hating Disassembly Drone to relax and unwind is just everything to me. And the idea that like, maybe Thad reminds her of Tessa, and that hurts her for a while, but it helps her to mourn and grieve and learn to accept that she's gone. Like obviously I don't know if she'd get over Tessa but I'm WAILING !!!!!! DUDE THE SHIP COULD BE SO GOOD. We need more Jhadders man

Thank you for the ask this was fun to do. I love screaming about stuff. Let me know if you think I was missing anything

[aingeal98]

Hi, so I was reading some of your Stephanie Brown meta & kudos, serious props yours is excellent. I also noticed you seem to be among those who picked up on the worrying undercurrent of Stephanie's relationships with older men. So double kudos for that.

Especially as its one of those things that tends to get glossed over in fandom & I am unsure at times if some writers even grasped what they were doing. Though that may say more about how girls tend to be treated/viewed as adults rather than children, teenagers or victims, save when its convenient to judge them as such.

Sorry not sure where I am going with this, but I think your stance it from that "Five ships that won't happen" section of the Steph ask as well thought out and covered a lot, so third kudos just for tackling that heavy topic so deftly and efficiently.

Ah thank you! Stephanie's relationship with men is so fascinating to me because she's been hurt so many times and the dissonance between her canon and fanon versions are pretty grim yet interesting. Like in early canon she was the Faith to Ariana's Buffy, the Veronica to the Bettys that were Tim's other love interests at the time. And various writers had various ideas about why she was the way she was, a common theme being that she had difficult relationships with the men in her life and had been hurt in the past. Be it a villain, a friend of her fathers, Cluemaster himself, or a shitty clearly too old guy named Dean. I don't think it was meant to be a pattern, more likely just individual ideas about trauma Steph suffered in her past that ended up turning into a consistent trait.

So you've got an abusive father, at least two cases of SA that I can remember (her babysitter and Black Mask), a pregnancy with clear subtext that the father was older than her, and the general way Batman treats her.

Not to mention she was a minor when all this happened. Like Steph has so many issues that she deserves the chance to unpack but instead they've just kind of... softened her down. Like her Batgirl run was the first chance she'd gotten to be the actual hero instead of The Girl in a story written by sexists, and she deserved every second of that. There had been too much injustice done to her character and her Batgirl run did a good job at setting the baseline for giving her a decent narrative. But afterwards, the New 52 could have delved more into her psyche instead of leaning into her waffles and sparkles fanon characterization. But because the New 52 is the worst, it didn't. And now here we are.

It's one of the reasons I'd really love to write a story about Steph realising she's bisexual, because I think in some ways her view of men are due to feeling trapped by heterosexuality and the patriarchal society. It's hard to explain fully without going into a whole other meta but the way she reacts to Tim showing her bare minimum decency is heartbreaking. Like yes men are awful and have been awful to her but she still likes them, she's going to settle down and marry one eventually right? She just has to find the right one, and Tim didn't treat her like complete garbage so he might be it for her!

And then for her to realise that no, she doesn't. She can marry a man if she wants to but if she wants romance there's also women... I really think bi Steph could be so much more than a simple "Oh hey I like girls now cool lol." Like it would shake a significant amount of the misogyny she's internalised and directed towards herself, it could alter the view she's taken of the world, and it would allow her to see her past trauma through a different lens, maybe with less subconscious self hatred.

Sorry this turned into a giant ramble haha, but thank you for the ask!

[tobiasdrake]

Dragon Ball Daima 01x16 - Degesu

I assume this one will see the boys throwing hands with Discount Ginyu Force. And apparently Degesu will get to do something. Maybe he was the flirty lady with the poop hat who got ace-barriered.

He obviously wasn't. They're different colors. But I kinda want him to be the flirty lady with the poop hat.

Alternate Ending: They go fight the Tamagami. Piccolo fights and defeats this one, and they claim the last remaining Dragon Ball!

Suddenly, Arinsu ambushes them, and they have to fight Duu and Kuu. The fight ends inconclusively with the revelation that they both have copies of the One-Star Dragon Ball. How is that possible?

Neva cackles and recommends they summon the Dragon and find out. Upon doing so, it's revealed that all you get for summoning Daimakai's Dragon is a "YOU DID IT" certificate and your selection from a small pool of carnival prizes.

Yeah, the Daimakai "Dragon Balls" are basically prize coupons. The "Hunt for the Dragon Balls" was a very popular children's game back during the regime of King Abra. Neva was very surprised when he learned the ones outside Daimakai actually grant wishes.

There they are. Hopefully we can wrap this up quickly and get to whatever Degesu's stuff is supposed to be.

Does anyone else feel like there's a missed opportunity with the big red vertical lines painted on all their faces? I kinda wish they had Roman numerals. Like, the captain is I and then they count down II, III, IV, and V in face paint or whatever it is.

Can we just let Vegeta waste these guys and head inside? He'll be quick and brutal about it.

XD Okay, I was not prepared for Goku and Piccolo to agree with that sentiment. I guess it's unanimous. Fuck 'em up, Geets.

Thank you, Geets.

Alright, cool. We burned off about four minutes of runtime. On with the siege!

Heee. Despite being sour on the Discount Ginyu Force as a concept, I still love how generous they are. I kinda hope the fact that they're just tied up with inexplicable Laffy Taffy means they aren't quite finished with the plot yet.

I want them to be finished as an opponent to be fought. Four minutes is still more than these clowns deserve but a fairly inoffensive sacrifice to get them out of the way.

But between their scene in the store and this one with Goku, I do hope there's more planned for them beyond just this one brief, kinda pointless fight.

They're super lame and unbelievably lazy as villains but kinda fun as characters.

PLOT TWIST, the poop hat lady takes the Third Eye for herself and she becomes the supreme ruler of Daimakai.

She certainly paid a heavy price for it. The finest stupid hat in this or any of the worlds.

...are you guys not going in?

I mean, for Glorio, that makes sense. He can take the Dragon Balls and deliver them to Dr. Arinsu. This is kind of the perfect opportunity for him.

Bulma's a non-combatant but it's not like that's ever stopped her before. She's kind of cocky for someone who could be killed by a stray drop of sweat during one of these fights.

Panzy's the one I'm really surprised about. I would have thought she'd--

Oh, there we go. Caution to the wind.

Maybe Panzy will get to fight Glorio. That'd be neat. He better watch himself. She's the perfect size for a full-body haymaker to the junk.

...is he trying to take Dende and the Third Eye and make a break for it?

"You would shoot a baby!?" "Oh, come on. We all know he's not really a baby. He was just made to look like this because he was a minor when we cast that wish." "...is shooting a minor better?" "Huh. Fair enough. Fuck me, I guess. Anyways, one more step and this kid doesn't live to see drinking age."

"Look, I don't even have the guts to stand up to the dipshit nepo-baby who only got the job by default after that unfortunate cookie incident. Do you know how many opportunities like this I'm ever going to have? I gotta act while the gas is lit."

"Okay, racist. Word of advice, never be the bad guy in a conversation where someone else is presently holding a gun to a baby's head."

Making bad assumptions and then getting clowned on by reality, mostly.

I love how the scene just... stops momentarily to finally address this decades-old question about what the gods actually do.

...only to confidently and with full dramatic emphasis deliver this absolute nothing of an answer. Kaioshin says this like it's a mic drop moment. We cut to a zoomed in shot of his face while he says absolutely nothing substantive. XD

I'm probably making too big a thing out of this. Dragon Ball's past handling of female characters has me paranoid and constantly overanalyzing.

But the play-by-play here is.

Panzy tries to ambush Degesu.

Panzy's ambush fails because she's too slow and he caught her.

Degesu holds Panzy helpless at gunpoint.

Glorio successfully ambushes Degesu, landing a surprise hit on him.

Panzy saves the baby.

Piccolo takes out Degesu.

Glorio and Piccolo work together to take Degesu down, while Panzy's failed attempt serves to get her into position so that she can look after the baby Dende's wellbeing.

Hm.

Again, I'm probably just overly sensitive about Dragon Ball's handling of women.

But.

Hm.

She got to shoot some guys last episode, though. That was pretty neat.

...you know, I had assumed he was planning to take the Third Eye with him but on reflection.

Uh. No. He was loading Dende into a ship to take off.

...

What the fuck was Degesu's plan to become demon king if it didn't involve using the Third Eye?

XD He's leaving at gunpoint in the custody of the mafia and we're just... not gonna talk about it.

They're taking him out there to bury him in a shallow grave, aren't they?

Nobody's fighting Tamagami 1 because Duu already made off with the Dragon Ball here, so the answer Goku gives is moot.

But still. Wow. Just go ahead and snub Piccolo while he's standing ten feet away. Why did he even come?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Next episode's gonna be good. We thinking Goku and Vegeta fight Duu and Kuu but then they all team up against Third Eye Gomah?

I don't really care much about Gomah. He's not really interesting or entertaining in the slightest.

But the "Gomah toilet plunges the Third Eye" scene is fucking A+ at being Dragon Ball Daima. XD His absolute patheticness combined with classic Toriyama collision of mundane and mystical is perfect.

Poop hat lady is one of the best characters in Daima. She doesn't even have a name and I am super invested in her getting a happy ending.

She ran away screaming and then came back for the jewels she dropped. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Now that he's all super demony muscle-big, anyone else think Gomah's getup kinda looks like a Pride Trooper's?

Ahhh, this episode was fun. We got the resolution to Degesu who I guess is being executed gangland style out in the desert right now. Gomah's got the Third Eye. And the pump is primed for Goku and Vegeta to fight Duu and Kuu next episode, presumably while Piccolo continues to do absolutely nothing.

He got to hit Degesu, though. That was neat.

[pinkestpurple]

Show so sad i want to eat a horse

1;2;3

I finish season 4 of 911 and this is my reaction!

I try to say eat a horse instead of kms because is better for my mental health (aparently) but, cue word, try, the last episode almost kill me.

I tweet my reactions in spanish and when i finish i compile and translate it here.

Since i started this show and realise that start airing in 2018 didn't want to get to the pandemic season, i was scare is was going to be bad, or too angsty, i was right about one thing, and not the bad part.

So, without furthder ado, season 4 of 911

4x01 The New Abnormal

I already hate the stupid name

As a person how have read Percy Jackson i laughed

This is the opposite of last season, show so bad i want to kms (I haven't implement my eat a horse thing yet)

When are you retiring Athena

Bobby, what a man

"I'm promise i will alright" Athena is going to loose her mind so quickly

"I didn't trow you under the bus" and a bus just crash to the window. Is me being a hater or is this show going to jump the shark?

Oh now i know why people include May in all the Au's

Is so cool that she is working already, better than me. And having all 30 something coworkers is like going to university in Argentina

I haven't see such a empy bus even in 2020, usamericans really don't use public transport

Of course the dam broke, what's not happeing in LA

Wait, i didn't notice, Josh you got promoted! Congratulations!!

Headcannon: every day Josh tweets "I became import in my job and is running my life"

Oh no, i just found a continuation error, pls tell me not all the season is like that

? THE FUCK

FUCK, DON'T SCARE ME WITH BOBBY LIKE THAT

Please, Bobby is an old man, he can't be seriously injuried

"She'd want you doing the same. Actually that's a lie. She still wants you to quit." JSJJSJ Bobby since when you are so funny

Well, now I'M a little worried about Athena

This have nothing to do with the cap, why is Buck in ozempic?

4x02 Alone Together

"No bad jokes, dad jokes" Chim I love you, and you are going to be best dad in the world

HEN STARE when the girl said i love you too to the guy that is sinking jsjsjssj. Why is 911 a drama and no the sitcom that the writers want to write?

Maddie is such a calm person, if i was her i could slap May, so disrespectful

"Thanks for coming to get me" "Always"

Carla putting to sleep Chris and Eddie 😭

Buck in teraphy? By his own decisition? A miracle

God this season is going to be so sad

4x03 Future Tense

I don't have reactions to this ep bc I was trying to reroot a doll hair while i was watching (unsucessfully, the doll still bald). But i also watch the crossover with lone star and i can say, Buck was 100% flirting with TK

4x04 9-1-1 What's Your Grivance?

I got into the "Love me anyway" part and i had to stop, this seasons IS so sad

This episode is not about May but she is becoming such a good character

Oh yes, I already knew about Buck's brother, still terrible that no one told him

4x05 Buck's Begins

AAAH Maddie not telling Buck no when he says that he was born so Daniel could live!

????? I have to kill Buckley's parents

no, no, please no, don't show me a montage of Buck getting hurt so his parents pay attention to him, is terrible, i wan't to eat a horse

I'm not surviving this episode

Baby buck begging Maddie to go to her house 😭😭😭

Maddie giving him the freedoms she desperately wants and Buck without thinking twice telling her to go together, i love them

"He's working his way through the village people" jsjsjss

Buck going to Peru with a guy he knew from the ranch? I know what you are

I can't, I can't do this, Buck almost giving up then Eddie and the other firefigther arriving

I need Buck to finally understandthat the 118 are not leaving him alone, please!

God i really like Athena when she is not copraganda

Buck almost losing Chris in the Tsuami is 100% making him undestand what his parents go through

Buck correcting his name to his parents, he is non binary in my heart

Of course Maddie is like a mother to Buck, that's a lot of older sisters, I'm crying so hard, fuck this show

I love the Buckley sibilings, and that baby girl is going to be so love and wanted

4x06 Jinx

Okay, we are starting with the police persuing the truck. I feel if this is Buck is way too much

Eddie little smile for clipboard Buck is so cute, the mf is smitten

WAIT WAIT, IS THAT RAVI?? WHAT, I'M FINALLY METTING HIM??

okay, bye ravi...

Please Eddie call your Abuela's curandera so she can cure the ojeo all of you have

"I'm 82 i have a history with everything" jsjsjsj

When i started to watch this series i didn't see it but god, Eddie is so gay, what to do mean you start to panic when a girl is filtring with you

"You ever replay a conversation in your head and worry that you sounded like an idiot?" "Have you met me?" I love them

Eddie i undestand the phase "my mom is stupid and everything she belives in is too" but you are a grown adult, acepta que estas ojeado hijo

"Is like the universe is screaming at you and you refuse to listen" I finally have context for that one

Guys, Bobby is catholic, of course he belives that is some one controling the things he can

The other firefigthers laughing at them jsjsjs

More fireworks than new year damn

Bobby being a parent to Eddie 💞💞

This is like gta V

If Eddie and Ana where from Latinoamerica instead of jinx they could have said suerte para mi

4x07 There Goes the Neighborhood

I wanted to see Buck and Eddie helping the neighbords instead of his super fail date, why is 911 not a comedy?

Buck why are you still in this date? go!

Michael, why are showing Athena your new and probably ilegal hobby?

Buck is not exagereting about trying to ignore Verocina, i could do the same

Bobby getting into Michael's new hobby instantly jjjsjsj, i love them

911 IS a comedy!!!

"Michael did help me to break into a bank vault once" ksjsjkjd

Please, Michael be careful, if something happens to you i will stop watching

Oh Hen and her mother *inserte emoji llorando* The way that Hen is a masculine lesbian and al lot of her arcs are about motherhood is important to me

4x08 Breaking Point

People how go to hotels and use plains but never work in any of those areas are literally the devil

This is the episode where Eddie quits??

When Eddie gets home Buck already put Chris to sleep? jsjsjsjs LITERALLY MARRIED

Why Taylor are you still here?? I should have guesses when they put a shitter version of you

I didn't remember Buck and Taylor being in good terms, sure

Taylor is rigth tho, you only have meaninful relationships

Buck being all sad, someone get him out of that department

I knew the double date was going to be cringe so i got 4 days to prepare

Please, Buck only sees Taylor as a friend, please made them only friends

I'm pointing a gun to my computer, nothing can happen to Christopher

The kid uses crutches Eddie how you didn't hear him leave!!

"I don't want to miss anyone else" noooo

"Cause i'm not going anywhere" i love Buck giving Christopher an adult he can count on, something he never had

Chim being in panic and screm and Maddie not even flintching, i love you Maddie, how far you come

I have sympathy for Tayor tho, reporting the horrible non stop things that are happeing most be hard, in pandemic i mostly watch gossip girl and pretty little liars with my sister

Okay, i hope taylor and buck stay friends 🔫

Maddie saying i love you to Chim!! Like it was nothing? I love them

"Ana, popcorn!" Chris is so cute!!!

4x09 Blindsided

Good God, Maddie like my mother, is going to wait until the last second and make de taxi driver to go 90 km an hour in a residential distric bc the baby is spiling out

Poor Hen, obviosly she going to be wairy of Nia biological mother, when Eva was such a pain

Who was Layla Creedy? One of the girls that bother May? Don't remember, it happen, like, 3 months ago

Josh snatching the phone from May's hand? The dispatchs are besties or i need to call human resources

Chimney you are actually choosing a name from a internet list? You do that with your Oc's not with your DAUGTHER

"I think she just called me a psycho" Pls Chim never stop being funny

noo, that is just a insane crash, this stress can't be good for Maddie

God Bobby is feeling like shit

Good god how much i hate Athena abusing her power and then turning around a being such a sympathetic and carring person, she should be a social worker and 911 needs to stop being copraganda

noooo albert, my funny side character nooo

You know when the baldie name is in the credits the birth secuence is going to be epic, nothing is going to outdo Quinn giving birth while Vocal Adrenaline song Bohemian Rhapsody tho

If Alberts die I'm going to be sad

"I`m holding on, don't make me do it alone" 😭😭😭

Chimney you are going to make me cry!

Good god why you like to make me suffer 911??

"I'm exactly like that woman" he is, but that dosen't make Bobby less deserving of everything he was and dosen't make the woman less deserving of getting better

"Bye mamas, see you later" SHE IS SO CUTE WITH HER LITTLE LEATHER JACKET, THIS IS SO SAD, I'M GOING TO EAT A WHOLE HORSE

Jee-Yun!! Yes!! I'm not crying at all

4x10 Parenthood (I love this sims 4 expantion)

God i hate mommy bloggers

Buck entreteing kids! 😭😭 Eddie get this man in your will rn!

Poor Denny!! Please protect this baby!

Nop i'm not crying again, piece of shit show

I hope Nia's mother dosen't fuck this up

The little baby that plays Nia is such a good actress

Why is Albert the only one that has counsecuenques of his accident, since he is not a firefigther he dosen't have those powers?

Chim trying not to talk so much about Jee-Yunn so Hen dosen't feel bad, I dont know how people can hate Chim

And Hen buying him a cake and telling the guys why they didn't do ballons, they are such best besties!!!!

What a piece of shit is that old man, how are you making your son to pay rent, why you want his life to be hard like yours was

"It takes a village, so use your village" Maddie you are so loved and so is Jee-Yunn

Mrs. lee!!! God Chim has such a good family, long live found family trope

Is so nice for Hen have her mother around!! 😭😭😭

Good grieve Athena, thank god Michael is the father of this kids tho

Crying again, this time about the old lady killing herself because she has cancer

Athena not acepting May is an adult, is this fucking show about us?

Please talk to Denny first!! You can be okay with another little kid going again, but Denny is just a little kid!!

I love the concept of Buck and Mrs. Lee figthing over how babystits Jee-Yunn

They are talking to Denny! Hen and Karen are such good fucking moms

Noo, poor Chris when Ana breakup with Eddie he is going to be so sad!

"I have a full floor of them" Again i don't know if this is the most adorable thing in the world or i need to call human resources

I want to stop crying for this show, but i also want to keep watching

4x11 First Responders

Sue noo, please be okay

All of them being surprise that Athena agree to May living alone

Oh i love Sue being a good leader, when you are a leader instead of a boss, when you are not there, nothing falls aparts, because a good leader is always teaching other to take care of the taks, and you never want to disapoint a good leader, so everybody tries their best because the leader always tries their best

Josh begings, yipee!!

I like Taylor as a friend, leave her there

Athena criticizing the police?? A miracle

Buck and Taylor being partherns in crimes is pretty fun

Excuse me, why Josh became Sherlock?? That was weird

Why i am watching a show about people that love their important and essential jobs (except Athena) when I'm unemployment and very depress about not having a job

4x12 Treasure Hunt

Buck hates no to be the youngest that does all the dangerous things

This is a tale more than a poem or a riddle jsjjss

"Your girlfriend new story" Why are sounding so jealous Eddie, you have a grilfriend!

Taylor and Buck partners in crime!!

Taylor and Buck partners in crime!!

Taylor and Buck partners in crime!!

My sitcom is back!!

Dispatch beating for the treasure is so funny!

Of course Eddie wants to be in the team, jealous guy

Of course Bobby is also trying to solve the riddle, I'm surprise he didn't call Michael

Bobbie making Buck to go in the shit, jsjsjsj

HEN FACES WHEN THE GUY TELLS HIS GIRLFRIEND HE IS MARRIED sjsjsjsjs Why 911 is a drama and not a sitcom!!

no, not, you need to be friends! i don't like taylor/buck

But one drink Buck is a kisser 👀

hi ravi!

"I not doing any more math" so me

"you are new" "I'm not with them" jsjsjs

"Maybe enjoying the moment a litlle" jssjsj my favorite sitcom

Is that not a crime tho? person abandonment? leave a guy to die when you could have done something?

god, Taylor eating with the rest of them, buck is down bad

yes fiends, Buck leave it at that!!

4x13 Suspicion

The cables like that is a fire hazard

Is the mother

"You send us to the nutritionist" sjsjsjs

Buck watches make up tutorials, you know he likes Nikki Tutorials

"Sorry 😊" "Good luck with the wedding 👍🏻"

"Wheres Bobby? I need my partner" Michael i could give you my life

Eddie are you only with Ana because is easy and when Carla tell you to follow YOUR heart you imediatly doubt, son you are a fag

I don't think Bobby is drinking again bc that already happen

That boy is not sick. Is gyspy rose case, bc is always gyspy rose case

Maddie don't leave talk to Chimmey. This people that prefer leaving instead of talking!!

Please, Bobby and Athena figther is worse than my parents figthing. Don't

"Who says this marriage is working" 😟

THE FUCK?

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUSH BUCK TO THE SIDE BECAUSE HE IS IN SHOCK!?

no, no,no this fucking show can't do this to me

the last scene being Eddie diying and reaching his hand towards Buck??? insane

I was going to sleep, beacuse is four in the morging but 911 decide to shot Eddie so now i need to watch the other episode

If the snipper has going for Buck he is going to feel so guilty

4x14 Survivors

Buck saving Eddie while mumbleing... the healthy "eating a horse" replacement it's not working, i will kill myself

"Are you hurt" INSANE ACTUALLY INSANE

I'm not surviving this episode

"are you okay Buckley?" "*whispers* no" AAAAAAAAAAH

Buck trying to everything while still in shock and trembling

I can't do this

Chris and Buck scene just begand and Buck is already crying so I'm going to star crying

BUCK BAWLING AND CHRIS TELLING HIM THAT IS GOING TO BE OKAY

I CAN'T

I CAN'T DO THIS

Maddie watching Chim having to put his bulletproof vest, my heart

The sequence of the cartidges hitting the floor with the firefigther putting their bulletproof vest, cinema 🚬

Athena please, retire, do me the favor

Poor Maddie, she is going insane with Jee, the most important people in her life, Chim and Buck, are being target, not knowing if they are coming back. Is also diffenrent that covid, because with Covid is a lottery, they are being TARGETED

"Can you blame him?" "Yes" Bobby Nash you are so funny

Of course Buck is going to a suicide mision after Eddie was shoot, i hate him

Bobby cutting vegetables violently, he is a latina grandmother

"Someone could shot your big stupid head" "I'm annoyed with you" "You're not invincible" "You could've gotten hurt" I can't be mad at Taylor

How I NOT see that kiss comming

Retreat everything good that I said about Taylor

and she runs, sure 👍🏻

"I think it migth have been better for him if i was the one who got shot" EVAN BUCK BUCKLET RETREAT WHAT YOU JUST SAID

Eddie dosen't have the energi to slap you for the bullshit you just said

Theres no ONE character that i like that dosen't feel CONSTANT GUILT, what it does said about me??

What the fuck I said about Bobby?? you can't injury him!! He is old! Don't do this to me!

"I'm here i got you" I'm not okay

"Thanks for coming to get me" "Always" I hate that i can't hate Athena

Taylor/Buck is just a bad decision

Nia!! My litte baby!!

I can't. Eddie telling Buck about his will is the most romantic scene ever, i can't do this

WAIT BOBBY TOLD CHIMMEY THAT A KID IS THE HEART OF THE FATHER (something that i have been saying) AND NOW EDDIE IS LEAVING CHRIS TO BUCK? AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THEY AREN'T CANNON

How Eddie said "Evan" and "You act like you're expendable, but are wrong"

Buck faces!! And they aren't kissing?? this is the worst queerbait of my life, and I am a supernatural fan, i am killing myself

Figthter Han!? Albert i love you!

i am not crying, this fucking show

.............

Okay, I really liked this season, is so sad like i though was going to be. I like everyones arc. I love Bobby and Michael moments.

I really like how they are writting May this season, wait to see what more they do with her.

The silly emergiencies are getting sillier.

I could love to see Albert telling Chim that he was going to be a firefigther, like Albert knows about kevin and more being with mrs and mr.lee, i really wanted to see that.

I hate Buck and Taylor being more than friends, i give them a month.

Is complely insane to me that Eddie and Buck didn't kiss in the hospital. Bucks arc, revolves about not being wanted, and could have been Bobby, or taylor being the one that solves his arc but no, is deliberately Eddie that one that makes Buck realize his worth in the most romantic scene, more romantic scene that any scene that they have with their respective romantic interest, it dosen't makes sense that they aren't together.

Also Buck says the true in the hospital chair, it was going to be better for Chris if it was Buck, because Buck is not the father, but Eddie finally tells Buck what he did and Eddie basically tells Buck you are also the father. Idk Eddie Diaz baby trapping Buck with his own kid once again.

I regret starting this show for this two fucking fa*gunshot*

Anyway this is my reaction, opinion and meltdown for 911 season 4, here is season 1, season 2 and season 3. I am staring season 5 rigth now, see you when i finish it.

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Black Light 2

Warnings: namecalling, violence, other dark elements. Proceed with caution.

Note: someone said August.

Part of The Club AU

"Kam," you tug on Kamlai's arm, "we have to go."

The guy she's with gropes her from behind, grinding on her as she keeps him from tugging up her skirt. She gives you a look. The look. Please.

"Dude," she elbows the spiky-haired pervert, "get off."

He's reluctant until she stomps his toes. She yells at him in Thai, you're not sure what, and sways his arms away from her. You shake your head as you pull her free of his embrace.

"Where's Manda?" She asks with a slur dragging her tongue.

"Dunno," you cling to her, "that weirdo tried to roofie me."

"Huh?" She yells behind you.

"Put something in my drink."

"Ew," she nearly bowls you over as you stop short.

"Yeah, uhhhh," you look around, "where would she–"

"Gross!" She points over your shoulder, "typical."

You follow the direction of her finger to Amanda tangled up, macking on the guy she picked from the lot. Ugh, she really has to be the one and only. You roll your eyes and haul Kam with you as you approach.

"Amanda," you call above the music, "let's go."

She doesn't stop. Doesn't seem to hear you as you latch onto her arm. It's only then she turns her head, the guy's mouth almost continuing its sloppy work on her ear.

"Fuck off!" She shakes free of you and shoos you with the flick of her acrylics.

"Manda," you shout, "we gotta go."

"I'm having fun," she barks back, "you wanna go home, go."

"But–"

"Fuck her," Kam pulls you back. "Look."

You turn with her and look across the room, Cole and the spiky blond staring in your direction, chatting to each other. Shit. You thought the bouncer scared him off.

"But…" you spin to face Kam.

"Nope, not sticking around for her. She got the hot one anyway."

Kam lets go of you and stomps off in her heels, ankles threatening to bend as her arms swing violently. You trail her in a tenous scramble, hands sligthly out to keep from toppling. The flashing lights and the pumping music add to the disarming atmosphere.

The cool night breeze beckons to you through the open door. Kamlai is first out but as you exit, you run into the elbow of an unsuspecting barrier. The same bouncer as before recoils and grumbles.

"Sorry," you smile sheepishly. "You okay?"

He stares at you, his face drowned in shadows, "yeah," he answers dryly, "I'll survive."

You cringe and brush by to catch up with Kam. The glow of her phone lights up her features as her pointed nails tap.

"Calling an uber," she mumbles, "I can't believe Amanda. She's so stupid."

"Mmm," you peek back at the doors. "Maybe we should go back and get her."

"You think she'd help you? She's selfish," Kam sniffs, "remember the school trip to New York?"

"Uh huh," you squint at the dark figure beside the door. You can't tell if he's looking at you but it feels like he is. "I… guess you're right."

"You know I am," she scoffs.

🥂

Just after noon, you wake to the chirp of your phone. You snatch it blindly, rolling over to check the messages. Just Kamlai whining how hungover she is. Mood.

There's a notification that Amanda posted a story. You check it, anxiously, relieved at least to see her alive in the video, though unimpressed at the naked back of the man next to her. If she wants to make Seth jealous, you're sure she's doing a great job.

You get up and get going, the previous night following you around as it rattles in your head and mulches in your stomach. Such a happy birthday, almost drugged and ditched by your supposed bff. And that bouncer… a bit gruff but you can't deny he saved you.

Hmmm. You know exactly how to thank him!

🥂

You walk up to the club. It's not yet open and in the light of day, it's a bit less showy. As you approach, you see a face you recognize. The second bouncer, the pudgy one, yawns as he struts up to the doors.

"Oh, sir, sir," you run forward, your skirt fluttering around your legs, "hi."

He looks at you woth a crooked smirk, "why, hello, darlin'."

"Uh, hello," you reply, "um, I'm looking for your friend."

"Friend?" He frowns.

"Um, yes, the tall one! The other one," you explain poorly, you can't even remember what he looks like.

"Auggy? Ah, well, he should be 'round," he thinks, "didn't think he was seeing anyone."

"Oh, no, no, no," you deny, "I was only hoping to thank him. He really helped me out so I bought some cookies from Marie's…"

"Cookies, you say? I might know where to find him for a price."

"Uh, sure," you open the lid, "snicker doodle?"

He smirks and takes a cookie. He chuckles as he turns on his heel and heads for the door. He elbows it open as he swallows, "hey, Aug, out here."

He lets the door close and you wait on the stoop. You bounce impatiently and after a few minutes, the hinges grind again. You look up as the large man pokes his head out with a dull stare.

"Oh, hi," you keep your smile wide. You didn't notice last night the scars along the right side of his face. A curved ripple around his temple, and several long marks down his cheek and jaw. His eye is completely white and part of his eye brow permanently shorn.

"What?" He snarls.

"Oh, I… you might not remember me, but you uh, you helped me last night so I just wanted to thank you."

He sneers and doesn't react. You open the box and angle it towards him.

"Cookies!"

He stares. Silent.

"Cause you were so nice–"

He steps out completely and you lean away, but don't retreat. He grabs a cookie gruffly and holds it up. He wraps his fist around it and crushes it, letting the crumps rain to the ground.

"I don't want your fucking pity, you bimbo," he slaps the box out of your hands as he looms over you, "so why don't you get the fuck out of here?"

You stand in shock, hands still out as you look at the cookies littered over the pavement. You gape at him and fold your arms over your stomach.

"Why–"

"I said go," he growls, "don't let me see ya back her either."

He steps forward, half a lunge that has you staggering backward. You let out a pathetic squeak as you spin and flit away. You get halfway down the street before you look back over your shoulder.

Wow, he didn't have to be so mean. If he didn't like snickerdoodles, he could just say so.

[dreamwritesimagines]

Hey. Me again. I wanna talk about Sunshine being nervous the first time Logan goes on a mission on a weekend after they start dating

She's a natural worrier, powered by stress, so she doesn't care how invincible Logan claims to be, she'd be biting her nails the whole time. I think Logan would know this and would do his best to prepare her before but it wouldn't do much of course so as a back up he aslso talks to Theo

- "Don't worry, mom, Mr. Logan is the strongest! I once saw him lift a truck, it was so cool. And he's got healing powers and so he pretty much can't die. And he's usually only gone for a couple hours so I'm sure he'll be back real soon. And he told me while he's gone that I'm in charge! So don't worry mom, I'll make sure we're safe until Mr. Logan gets back. He said it's a very important job that only really strong mutants are even allowed to do so I must be really strong, huh mom?"

"You sure are, Bean." Sunshine would pull her hands away from her mouth to hold Theo in her arms and pray he couldn't feel her insane heartbeat as she continued to stress about Logan

- When Logan gets home, he'd find the two asleep on the couch in each other's arms and would silently take them both to bed so they wake up in bed as a family again

I AM MELTING AT THIS OMG LOVE, THIS IS A WONDERFUL IDEAAAA❤️ Thank you so much! ❤️

Oh she would definitely be worried out of her mind! Like, I'm talking biting at her nails, pacing in the room, bouncing her leg whenever she sits down type of worry ❤️ And she's normally very very careful not to do any of that in front of Theo but she couldn't help herself in that situation! ❤️

Logan talking to Theo about it aaaaaa🥰 And him rambling about Logan, he is so his son ❤️

And he told me while he's gone that I'm in charge! So don't worry mom, I'll make sure we're safe until Mr. Logan gets back. He said it's a very important job that only really strong mutants are even allowed to do so I must be really strong, huh mom?" Theo is a cinnamon roll omg❤️ Him being like "I'll keep us safe🥰" ❤️

And Logan telling him only really strong mutants are allowed to do so asdfghjkl I just- 😍

When Logan gets home, he'd find the two asleep on the couch in each other's arms and would silently take them both to bed so they wake up in bed as a family again I AM MELTING❤️

I feel like she would wake up to the happy chatter of Theo coming from the kitchen while Logan prepared breakfast, and she'd go down to the kitchen to hear Theo going like,

"And I did exactly as you said! I mean...nothing really happened but I would protect mommy and myself if it did!"

"Great job bub! Didn't doubt that for a second."

"Because I'm very strong like you said!"

"You are."

"I don't think mommy knows it though."

"How so?"

"She was a little worried."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah because- she tells me not to bite my nails but she does the same when she's worried."

[mamawasatesttube]

So i was just rotating your "Jack drake lives au" in my mind and at the same time remembered those panels of superman shaking hands with Some Fucking Guy (i think he was being a bitch to Lois or smth) and he makes direct unflinching eye contact with the tight lipped smile and his grip is a little too tight to be friendly

Anyways im not saying he hates Jack but i do think Kon off-handedly mentioned the "joke" about his nail polish and Clark went "oh really now?" And didnt forget

So rip Jack at that family dinner night bc not only is Lois waiting for an excuse to obliterate him but Clark is right there with her and if jack thinks that Good Ol Country folk Ma and Pa will back him up then hes in for a surprise lol

oh yeah absolutely!!!! the thing is. literally Nobody likes jack in this au ksjdhfkd like kon and dick absolutely have texted each other to bitch about him, ma openly shakes her head when she hears about how he treats tim (and she WILL speak her mind if he ever tries to shut that sweet boy down in front of her!), cass literally won't speak to him bc he failed the vibe check so bad, etc...

and like. no one is telling tim this. they Know it'll make him feel like he has to defend his dad bc he loves him! but sometimes tim mentions oh he can't join for games this friday night, he and his dad are going on an early morning fishing trip. and cass just meets kon's eyes across the room behind tim's back and rolls her eyes so hard.

but yeah. clark will mostly let lois handle the obliteration with ma's backup as needed bc he knows she's got this. his form of expressing his severe disapproval of jack, his views, and his parenting? supporting tim. thanking him for doing the dishes after dinner, praising his work ethic, ruffling his hair and telling him he did a great job with that case he wrapped up last week, etc. it makes tim go "!!! :D!!!" like that pic of the cat getting patted. tim has always craved approval and affirmation and affection from people around him and he gets it in spades from the kents. and jack sees his son light up and open up around these people way more than he does with him. it's not a good feeling.

it's just tough bc like, tim doesn't want anyone getting mad at jack. but the idea of anyone getting mad at jack on his behalf is also just such a shock to him. he's not used to that. he feels like he has to manage jack and be responsible for him in a lot of ways (if jack says something shitty in front of lois, tim cringes because now jack is gonna get his ass handed to him and feel humiliated, and that's his dad and he was trying to help, and also he feels like it's on him that his dad is being like that. why? oh you know.) (its the unnamed emotional abuse, thats why.)

but also clark and kon watch lois ask tim how his degree is going now that he's in engineering school, and lightly rib him and ask if she can't poach him into investigative journalism instead, because she doesn't usually take interns but she'd make an exception! and tim cocks his head like a dog and says well, maaaybe he'd be down to consider an internship if she's serious? it does sound cool. what are the details? and jack, who barely gets more than one-word answers when he talks to tim about his future, is just kinda seething. heart rate goin up bc hes mad. and kon and clark just exchange extremely amused glances across the kitchen and sip their hot chocolates.

like the tim and jack dynamic is complicated; it'd be a lot easier if the love wasn't so real but it is present. its just that jack is soooo emotionally immature and grounded in Classic American Manhood and ideas of fatherhood. and the fact that tim is growing beyond that and not fitting in the mold he's "supposed" to eats at him. its a tragedy but also we are all pointing and laughing at jack every time superfam make him grind his teeth.

[noblehouseofgay]

Okay i saw your followers event

Congrats on 1300(you have almost a full 1000 more followers than me damn)

So can I ask for either like a royalty/fairytale forced marriage or fake relationship jegulus?

Just like a fluffy scene of them being in love and not having confessed yet but being weirdly domestic?

Late Nights

Royal au

Jegulus

Tooth rotting fluff

Baking as a love language

Completely forgot about the fake relationship part oops. I got carried away

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Regulus stood in the kitchens. All the servants and cooks had gone to bed, but he was craving something sweet.

Unfortunately for him, he had zero culinary skills. Growing up being taught to be the perfect princess means you don't actually get to do things for yourself. So rather than attempting to make something at this ungodly hour, he was searching around for anything he could find already made.

"You're up late."

Regulus jumped at the voice, slamming his head into a counter as he stood up.

"Your highness, are you alright? I didn't mean to frighten you, I'm so sorry-"

Regulus looked up to see warm hazel eyes and messy hair.

James.

He came over and helped Regulus find his balance. James placed a hand on Regulus' forehead. "Do you feel alright? Do I need to get medical supplies?"

James was one of the servants in the castle. He was kind and caring, and he somehow always knew what to do. Him and Regulus had very become close in the past year. So much so that Regulus forgets his own name when the other man is around.

"I- I'm alright, thank you."

James took his hand off his head and gently held Regulus' arm instead, smiling down at him. "What are you doing down here so late? You should be asleep."

"I was feeling hungry, I suppose. I want something sweet but can't seem to find my way around the kitchen."

James hummed, smiling. "I think I can help with that." The man began walking around the kitchen, collecting a few bowls and ingredients.

Regulus hadn't the faintest clue of what any of it was. "What are you doing?"

"We're going to make cookies." He smiled warmly. "I have my mother's recipe memorized."

"Right now? But it's so late- we'll end up in trouble for sure-"

"Oh, we'll be fine. I can't possibly let you go to bed hungry now can I? I wouldn't be doing my job."

Regulus hesitated before letting himself relax. Who was he to say no to James?

"Could I help? I don't know what I'm doing but, I'd like to help."

James gently pulled Regulus to stand in front of him by the table. He held the boy's hands in his own and began measuring ingredients.

Their hands moved together in a rhythm, becoming one in the same. With only a few mishaps with a egg, they managed to get the cookies into the oven with little struggle.

The boys now sat by the oven, waiting for the ding. And maybe their eyes kept wandering to each other more than watching the cookies. Maybe neither of them could forget the way their hands fit well together.

The timer brought them out of their thoughts. James quickly pulled the cookies out to let them cool.

"They smell wonderful, James. Your mother made them like this?"

He smiled, the nostalgia clear in his eyes. "All the time. If I was sad, if I was sick, hell, she'd simply make them for fun sometimes." He carefully cut a slice of fresh gooey cookie and held it out for Regulus.

The flavor melted on Regulus' tongue, his eyes lightly up. "Oh my god- James these- these are amazing!"

"They are, aren't they?" James had a look in his eyes as he watched Regulus. He felt James' fingers come up and wipe chocolate off his cheek. Regulus flushed in embarrassment, smiling up at him.

James simply laughed, the soft sound filled Regulus entire being. Without hesitation, James picked him up and sat him on the counter. He hopped up right next to him and handed them both a now cooled cookie.

They stayed like that for hours, munching on treats and chatting. The sun had begun to rise by the time the tray was empty and both boys had fallen asleep against each other. Someone would likely find them like this, but neither cared. Not after the late night they had shared.

[stars-n-spice]

Silly Squad Alignment Charts

Because I thought it would be fun and silly :)

Find out more about the Silly Squad here!

Of course, have to start with the classic:

Hunter will say they have food at home and it's literally like probably two slices of bread, a bottle of ketchup, and a head of lettuce

Viram KNOWS how to cook so you best be happy to eat her food instead of having Mcdonalds

Khea and Echo it depends on their mood whether they pull up and order a single black coffee before leaving (Echo would never do it if Omega is in the car)

Crosshair doesn't even like their coffee but he does it to be a little shit

Feel like Tech is also kinda in the middle because he'll be like "Technically we have food at home-" but he also needs his caffeine

Phee will ALWAYS pull up to the Mcdonalds, especially when Omega's with her. Then Omega always holds it over Hunter- "Well, PHEE takes ME to Mcdonalds!"

Tay is the definition of a bastard (no seriously)

Phee is bastard (affectionate) but would technically be more of "Badass" than anything

Khea, Crosshair, and Tech are the Bitch Trio and if you put them in a room together they WILL tear each other apart (emotionally most likely but Tech will goad Crosshair and Khea into physically fighting each other while he records)

Majority of the squad is Babey though

Echo is also "Bad Ass" but he could also be a Bitch if he wanted

Hunter is Bastard just because I think it's funny

Dumb Bitch Hunter my beloved <3

Echo is sad dick because he has no dick

I use dumb affectionately with Wrecker (not with Hunter and Tay)

Tech just has big dick energy to me idk

Khea's a sad hoe but she'll never admit to it (the being sad part)

If you've noticed, I really like making fun of Hunter that's why he's there in the dumbass squared category

Wrecker, Khea, and Phee are all smart as fuck but have more fun pretending that they aren't really

Tay is good at pretending that he is smart - he is not

Then of course, Tech, Cross, and Echo are all smartasses

This fit so perfectly I was dying

Hunter is laughing nervously because he's aroace lmao

Omega would be like "Thanks! :D" and just carry on

Jung would most likely do *thumbs up* instead of finger guns though

When you pair up the couples, it's funnier

If Tay said "I know" after Cross told him that he loved him, Crosshair would dump him on the spot

Khea tells Wrecker she loves him for the first time and he short circuits and probably would say something along the lines of "YEET!"

Viram and Echo both have issues and would not be able to comprehend why someone would love them - I'm sure Echo's got insecurities and Viram knows she's a workaholic and therefore difficult to be in a relationship so she apologies in advance

If Phee told Tech she loved him and he went "a horrible decision, really" she'd probably laugh

And of course, who doesn't love Phee? If you don't, get out of here.

Crosshair could care less, he ain't dealing with that shit

Tech would say this ominously as if he's seen the future and knows your death is imminent meanwhile Khea's is more of a - "you probably will because everyone close to me has already died" sort of way :/

I feel like Omega might also be "i'd die for you first" too

Hunter, Viram, and Echo don't want to deal with that shit either, they've already got so much loss, guilt, and other things on their plate

Tay's probably not listening when someone tells him they'd die for him while Phee's like, "Oh, neat. Anyways, as I was saying about my last adventure-"

Jung is ready and willing to put his life on the line and Wrecker would probably more like a "Nu uh" because he's got your back and would look out for you

Phee will also do it for some credits or a cool treasure

Tay is going to fight god (and he's going to lose)

Tech could do so much more than take down the government, but he needs incentives (him and Phee can take down the government together <3)

Khea is a bounty hunter, her job literally requires her to stab people sometimes in order for her to get money

Crosshair would stab without anyone needing to ask him

Echo's taking down the government no matter what, but especially if Rex asks him to come along

Jung is going to fight god if you ask them to (and he'll win)

Viram is the type of friend who is an excellent tutor and you end up understanding the concept after getting her help meanwhile Omega will explain what she knows and then the homework becomes a group project of figuring out what the fuck it's asking

You can copy Hunter's homework but there is no guarantee that the answers are right (most of them are wrong)

You can copy Jung's homework and there's a high chance the answers are right

Khea had better things to do than homework - like get frustrated over it and cry for a bit before giving up on it

Phee did some of the homework but she'll only help you out if you give her something in exchange

Wrecker and Tay, beloved himbos, they had no idea and even if they did do the homework, you wouldn't want to copy off of them

Crosshair also didn't do the homework but he also doesn't want to respond

Tech and Echo both did the homework and it's correct but they don't tolerate copying work to even have suggested it is offensive so now you're left on read

[oya-oya-okay]

@anbaisai THANK YOU SM😭🙏💗💓💗💓

— Shuu rarely gets mad, but just like in your art, Azul is actually very intrigued by how she acts when she’s angry. Not that he’d go out of his way to piss her off *himself*, but he’s very much interested in witnessing whatever happens when someone else gets her mad… (while cheering her on internally)

OH MY GOD THIS IS REALLY FUNNY AND CUTE!!😭💕💖💕💖 TYSM FOR REMEMBERING THAT🙏

Most people just called Azul a freak, lmao, but I think he was just curious and wanted to have some fun🙂 If he saw how angry Shuu was with someone, it would probably be a reaction like "HAHA! LOOK, YOU MADE MY GIRL ANGRY" or "DAMN, DID YOU MAKE HER ANGRY???" depending on the situation, when it's funny and when it's serious :D LIKE:

And if she was really angry and upset, he would have supported her🛐🛐🛐

The rest are below!!!💓💓💓

— Every time Shuu compliments something about Azul, he’s replaying it inside his head multiple times. Sometimes he thinks about her voice when he’s really stressed. Floyd openly teases him whenever he notices

IT'S REALLY TOUCHING AND SWEET🥺😭💕💕💕 I LIKE IT😍😍😍 Shuu can sometimes say really unexpected compliments and praise someone. So if Azul would have said something like "YES! WE DID A GREAT JOB TODAY! WE GOT SO MUCH MONEY!✨" she would say, "OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING!! IT'S SO COOL, WELL DONE! I HAD NO DOUBT!🥰"

And if he were talking about some idea of his for work, she would listen carefully (even if she didn't understand something) and say, "That sounds really good. I think it's going to be great!" and if she knew Azul's position, "that you should always look good and presentable," she would start paying attention to his appearance and often tell him like, "You look great as always!✨ Wow, this perfume really smells delicious and suits you! ARE THESE NEW SHOES?! IT LOOKS SO COOL!"

Sometimes Shuu would be shy, but I think that her admiration for Azul would overwhelm her and she would just praise him from the bottom of her heart🤲✨💖 INITIALLY, AZUL WAS OF COURSE REALLY VERY CONFUSED, LMAO😭😭😭😭 he would have some stage of acceptance like "Why is she acting like this? Does she want something??? Why is she so suspicious?" but then he would have noticed that she was so silly and kind, so cute??? I like that he would start remembering her words, her voice, maybe it would make him feel more confident😭💕💕💕 YOU'RE A GENIUS... I IMAGINED IF HE WOULD HAVE A SLIGHT SMILE OR A PROUD LAUGH, AND FLOYD WOULD SAY, "AZUL, ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT SHUU AGAIN??? AHAHA! SUCH A PITIFU-" Not even in terms of romance, but just "you remembered again that someone said something nice to you and you keep thinking about it all day🙄🤭🤭" Funny to him~~💕💕

- Azul normally is very strict about his diet and turns down food he didn’t plan to have. However, whenever Shuu offers him a treat or snack, he finds it very difficult to turn her down and tends to make an exception. For some reason, it tastes extra sweet when it’s from her…

IT SOUNDS REALLY GREAT!!😭💓💖💓💖💓 It's a kind of tender weakness... SO CUTE XDDD💕💗💕💗 I really like it, I'M CRYING😭😭😭 YOU WROTE IT.. SO CUTE!!!🥰 Maybe If she offered him a snack one day, but then remembered his diet like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I-" and he just takes it and eats it, she'd be like, "😳💓"

I sometimes joke that Shuu doesn't like sweets because she herself is very sweet🙃🤭 MANY PEOPLE ASSOCIATE IT WITH SUGAR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Azul, be careful😎💗✨

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT I WOULD SAY SO MUCH, TBH😳😭 I'D LIKE TO DRAW SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WHEN I CAN. THANK YOU VERY MUCH AGAIN!!!😍🙏💖💗💖💗 It was sooooo nice to talk about it😭💕💕💕

[underworld-office-fan-acc]

actually if we know how the gang would respond to insults, how would they respond to compliments?

The skrunklies!!!

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Eugene:

★ Oh no, people actually being nice to them??? That should've been impossible, they thought!!!

★ Slightly caught off-guard, before muttering some sort of thanks.

★ Genuinely doesn't know what to do when someone says something outright nice, maybe also awkwardly chuckles and all.

★ B: "You've been quite useful today, good job." "Ahah...thanks." Daddy issues hits hard lmao

★ Will be able to pick up hints in subtle ones, overthink everything fr

Boss:

★ Genuinely had never ever been praised. But is pretty accepting of it.

★ He just underreacts a lot, but feels his ego boost by tens of times. Especially if it's Grandma Joan because mommy issues D:

★ Doesn't understand what he should respond with. Does he have to thank them???

★ J: "Boss over here is a good example, at least he knows to respect his elders, unlike you River." "Yeah yeah, because he's an old man himself!" "..."

★ Quietly hides his face behind a fan to indicate he's flattered ;]

River:

★ This woman genuinely shouldn't get compliments, she'd become too confident in her actions :0

★ Dramatically flips her hair with an sly smile because damn you really like all of this?¿

★ She's easily flattered so you don't have to worry much about what comes out of your mouth.

★ E: "I think River was cool back there..." "Why thank you Eugene! See? Crashing into that wall wasn't a bad idea afterall!"

★ Does an occasional imitated fancy rich woman laugh for sillies.,,

Hayden:

★ He likes the feeling of being better than an older person, so go for that!!;

★ Simply will boasts more about himself but please understand that he's just a kid looking for attention</3

★ For him, he likes to get complimented for his cat talking abilities since he loves cats.

★ E: "Hayden's talking to cats thing is kind of odd,,,but it's also amazing!!" "Yes! Hayden is very cool :D"

★ Will ignore the flaws in any other part of a sentence,,,

Joan:

★ Granny loves being complimented for her cool ass cane gun because it's one thing that hadn't broke,,,unlike her back.

★ She'll just shake it off, but feels prideful of herself of course : `

★ Be respectful when complimenting her, don't talk to her like she's a friend and then she'll be happy >:]

★ E: "Joan got me here safely— uh, thank you Joan!" "It's no problem kiddo, just stop being so reckless."

★ Author realized past Joan writing author made was kinda ooc and is now trying to make it inc 😓

Charlie:

★ One of the dev called Charlie a tsundere, and I shall make them one because >:]

★ Obviously underreacts, but there will be a hint of red on their face if you get to see it before they turn away

★ Will go 'yeah whatever idrc shut up' but feels ashamed for some reason? Thinks they're undeserving of such so they don't like compliments either,,,

★ "Charlie you're so good at paper crafts!" "Okay yeah sure."

★ Because they get embarrassed quite easily from the smallest things.

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Sorry for late answer,,,,been busy with my family T_T

[v3nusxsky]

Hi, can I ask for an angst with Larissa like maybe some sort of fight that ends with some accident like idk maybe a car one or sth and reader is in bad state at the hospital and Larissa cries and begs unconscious reader to not leave her and that she is sorry etc? And maybe the doc enters and says that reader had more luck than they think and she and the baby should be fine. And Larissa cries more with mixed feelings of guilt and happiness because they tried for a kid for a long time? I leave the ending for you ;* thank you ❤️

Don’t leave me| Angst

*Authors note~ my heart I sincerely apologise for what lays ahead.*

Trigger warnings~ angst car crash mentions pregnancy loss

Prompt~ see ask^^^^^

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Arguing with your lover was something you always hated, your anxiety would go sky high and your abandonment issues would flare up. But you'd had your fare share of arguments with Larissa but she'd always stayed. Never had she left during an argument, maybe another room but you always knew she would come back. And she always did until tonight.

You'd had the worst fight ever, really your missed your wife's presence but understood her job yet missing your anniversary was the last straw. You lots your cool and decided on a drive. You only wanted to clear your head but realistically getting in the car so upset wasn't the best idea. Of course rational thoughts weren't occurring for you so you indeed got in the car and drove from the shared house.

You don't remember what happened exactly but you remember the sounds of horns, and a blue car slamming into the drivers side of your car. The windows smashing around you as you lost your consciousness. Perhaps this was how it was meant to be. You didn't even get a chance to talk to Larissa, to give her the surprise but now you had killed your self and your daughter.

Larissa Weems went to find her lover, after all she didn't want this to happen, she didn't mean to hurt you. Wednesday Addams was causing her no end of grief and unfortunately you suffered the consequences of this. She knew you were in the right here but as soon as she heard the door slam shut she couldn't help the guilt eating her alive. Maybe that's why when you didn't return she began to pace and attempt to control her panic until her phone rang.

"Your wife's been in a car accident, unresponsive at the scene and is currently being taken to Jericho Hospital" replayed through the blondes head as she drove to you on autopilot. The last words she said wouldn't leave her brain and that's the last thing she wanted you to hear. And what about the baby? Oh god she couldn't lose the both of you. God what had she done? The what if situations driving her insane as her heart ached in the unknown. And the disappointment in herself rising with every passing second. If she just didn't spend so much time chasing after Wednesday Addams or if she made you feel special and loved more often then this wouldn't be happening.

Larissa wasn't known for patience, her status as headmistress of Nevermore often gained her access to things she typically wouldn't have, and that her connections with the mayor made it much more easy for her to obtain. It was no surprise that when the beautiful six foot three woman came barging in the doors that she was immediately directed to the room in which you lay unconscious and pretty badly bruised but no other signs of massive damage. The monitor attached to your beautiful bump showing that your precious baby was alive for now.

"We aren't sure if she'll wake up, and if that's the case then we need to operate and save the baby" the nurse informed your wife while you lay there willing your body to work. "I'm sorry baby! I love you so much. Please don't leave me. I'm so so so sorry sweetheart, you're my world. Our little sunshine is okay, their hearts beating away. Fight angel please I can't lose you. I'm so so sorry" she sobbed clutching at your hand as if it would some how make a difference.

God knows how long she sat there like that, crying and apologising to you, but the moment your eyes fluttered open and you immediately drew your attention to her hands on yours. "Ris?" You croaked out before your eyes found the monitor. "Sweetheart! I'm sorry I'm so so sorry I didn't mean to love, I can't lose you." She rambled as she grabbed some water to hopefully soothe your throat. After a small sip you couldn't help but murmur, "is she okay?"

"She? It's a girl" Larissa whispered which had you nodding with tears in your eyes, "it's what I wanted to tell you tonight, on our anniversary, that we are having a beautiful little princess." Larissa's hand soon found its way to cradle your daughters bump, "our little Dahlia Rae? I'm so in love with you" she murmured as you nodded in response, "I'm in love with you too baby, I'm sorry for fighting and driving upset. I'm so glad we are okay, to be with my favourite human ever."

You'd spent the past few days in hospital just for precautionary measures, but Larissa never left your side for a second. You thought maybe she'd relax once you made it home, but no you and Lia were treated like queens and even the night you gave birth, Larissa vowed to never make you feel anything less. She stood cradling the beautiful newborn, looking down at her with such and adoring smile you felt like your heart grew twelve sizes. One silly argument would never defeat the love you shared.

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