#and she was my Sugar Mommyyyyyy she was buying all my drinks bc i told her i’d let her borrow my ochem practice books
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i fucking love fags
#became hashtag besties with this guy on the spain trip bc i called him a faggot 🫶🏻#for context i was commenting on how he was drinking red wine while the rest of us had like. coke and rum or whatever#i was like wow you’re so dignified you look so fancy#so he picked up his glass and did a gay little pose#and i was already getting pretty drunk so without thinking i was like. Okay now you look faggy#AND HE DIDNT EVEN HEAR ME but i was like ITS OKAY I CAN SAY IT I CAN SAY IT-#so Then he knew what i had said#and we both fucking lost it#he’s so awesome. 🫶🏻 you grant#i also love this other chick from tonight. kylee. love you so so much girl#i can’t tell if she’s Actually queer or not bc she says she has a fiancee and we have seen that the fiancée is a girl#but literally in the past i’ve been told that someone is engaged to another girl and call her her fiancée and they’re NOT ENGAGED#THEY ARE FRIENDS AND THEY ARE BOTH STRAIGHT#so it’s like. i genuinely can’t tell#we were joke flirting all night tho it was very fun i loved it#and she was my Sugar Mommyyyyyy she was buying all my drinks bc i told her i’d let her borrow my ochem practice books#since she needs to retake ochem ii </3#and the price i listed was just. buying my dranks. so she did#and now i’m very drunk it’s so fun#the world is so big and beautiful and full of faggots amen
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