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computerpeople · 1 year ago

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your mom calls you DUDE? i wish my mom called me dude

oh yeah. i don't think i paint an accurate picture of my mom bc i mostly only talk to her from my point of view but she's a tatted up stoner hippie anti government anti authoritarian kind of person. i get like 90% of my personality from her

#one timer we were shopping together and the alarms went off went we went outside and we got away with it bc it was a white mom and her two #white kids and they let us just walk out of there without any intervention. and i waslike #mommy im so sorry i didnt realize nailpolish would set off the sensors i stole nailpolish #and she was like OMG??!?! (pulls an electronic razor out of her bag) NO IT WENT OFF BC OF THIS I DIDNT REALIZE IT HAD TAGS ON IT #and we fucking lost our shit lauhging #probably not the best thing to do infront fo your 9 year old child but yknow #not that i was 9 #i was 18 #txt

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