#and sephiroth is so cunty

[nyehhh-hh]

Cloud is just a puppy 🥺

[zennesaph]

someone's probably already done this but I haven't seen any yet so. putting sephiroth in one of those cunty bahamut outfits

[wowa-bublord]

why'd you draw sephiroth holding the sword so cuntily 😂

HE'S LIKE THAT IN CANON I TURNED DOWN HIS CUNTINESS IF ANYTHING

[gomacave]

I have some questions for you about advent children which are

1-What do you think of Loz, Yazoo and Kadaj?

and

2- How gay is it, what do you think about sfkr in that film?

YESSS OKKKK this is gonna get sooo fucking long buckle up

I FUCKING LOVEEEEE THEMMMMMMMM THEYRE SOOO 🫶🫶🫶im like omg the sillies...! one second and then the next second im like.

LITERALLY. KADAJ MAKES ME SO FUCKING. SAD. doomed from the beginning. pulls all my hair out and vomits. seph was propped up as a false messiah and kadaj was propped up as seph its like. both of them are denied legacies and identities because of how trapped they are by the circumstances of their birth. like their births determine the trajectory of their lives AND ITS ESP TRAGIC CUZ THE TRIO R LITERALLY LIKE THREE DAYS OLDDDD.... seph was a grown ass adult and could have chosen to resist at any time but kadaj is a three year old teenager. kills msyelf. what do you fucking do hes the smudged charcoal on the other side of a drawing thats already an imitation of something from life. NOT TO FUCKING MENTION BRO NOT TO MENTION. THE WAY HE DIED. CLOUD HOLDING HIM UP PIETA STYLE WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELFFF GRRAHHH. offered mercy by ur executioner after being used as a vessel for a battle much larger than you that swallowed you up. the biblical allegory goes crazy bc the same way jesus was born to die i believe kadaj was born to die. the narrative requires him to die for cloud to have his rematch and to become a vessel for cloud's metaphorical demons (sephiroth)

i also rly like the idea that kadaj is more human/childlike than seph and post ac au when seph returns she returns with memories of having been kadaj. with all the insecurity and teenagedness and rawness of being removed from a godly existence. (in a similar way to where some ppl believe jesus/god in christian belief incarnated as a human to know what it was like) And also with the memory of being held by cloud in that way 🤠👍

Also @dykesferatu has a big brain beautiful interpretation where kadaj contains elements of cloud (the insecurity, desire for (motherly) validation, desire to prove himself etc) and is proof that seph contains elements of cloud the same way cloud contains elements of seph (s cells and stuff) I LOVE IT A LOT... THEYRE MIXED UP..... They're forever leaving scars and parts of themselves inside each other... Guh....

Loz and yazoo r so cute and cunty also.... I wish we had more of them :oT id ego and superego if they slayed....

2) ok time to go crazymode. ITS GAY!!!! ITS GAY!!!! ITS GAY!!!!!! ITS GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My godddd. The geostigma thing is so fuckinh gay acting like its a hickeyyy 😭😭😭😭😭 "you got rid of it 😈?" GIRL. ITS A DISEASE NOT A HICKEYYYY THEYRE SO WEIRDDDDD sephs obsession w leaving her mark on cloud is insane (she is the mark) also casually confessing that she wanted to sail the universe with a barren earth w cloud specifically is so 🤮🤮🤮 GAY SEX WOULD BE LESS GAY. God. The way she sounds turned on by cloud getting stronger 😨😨😨 like howd u get so strong <333 and clouds like stfu none of ur biz LIKE HELLO??????

God also ac idea that seph can only come back through cloud is so. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Guhhhhhhh... GUGHGGGHHH... LIKE WHEN SHE STARTED GOING OFF AB THE GEOSTIGMA I WAS LIKE BITCH STFUUUU WE ALL KNOW WHY UR GAY ASS IS BACK. Thematically ac works well for me too. Not in a way where i think it directly is connected to the og game but its a good addition. I believe that seph will always come back (in some form) because shes a metaphorical wound on cloud. And wounds may heal but they still generally scar and ache and never really go away fully. So cloud has to learn to live with her. So im a sephiroth always comes back truther. Until they reach a truce or equilibrium of some sort. (Preferably this equilibrium involves them kissing) I love divorced vibes they give off too where this godlike angel of death comes back bringing destruction and this guy's like "🙄🙄🙄 ughhh fucking you again. GO AWAY" DIVORCEDDDDDD!!!!!

[leoninaiart]

7.0 reaper job from the benchmark looks so cunty... very Sephiroth coded =]

[the-evil-pizza]

i'm so close to finishing ffvii rebirth FINALLY and it's like I'm sorry, i love the gang i love Sephiroth and yes i am horny about Rufus but GOOD LORD IT'S SO LONG. IT DRAGS SO MUCH IT GETS SO BORING.

I could have finished og like twice in the time it took me to get to chapter 11 this is so.

My review of someone who played the og is, like, literally just but ff7 original. enjoy the pixels and a story that is told in a timely manner that has not look you at your watch like

Rmake was fun though i would suggest getting remake because to me that was a good time from start to finish. Basically my play plan for people is "Play og -> play Remake -> Look online at Cait Sith and Vincent" and we will have to see for the last one but yeah rebirth was like... it doesn't even feel like playing a videogame it feel like a chore i'm doing to eventually look at Vincent and the Barret date and that's It.

Cloud doen't even get to wear a cunty dress in this one

[sobredunia]

I'm watching nier automata gameplay and I have a few thoughts about it (I'm on a section the video calls route A or smth?? I'm in the middle they just found out aliens are dead)

Why are the robots having pretend sex

Who is this sephiroth ass why is there a twin brother why does the eye being covered by the hair change between shots????? I don't know if it's an inconsistency or on purpose or what

I just remembered THE FUCKER BLEEDS???? WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT

The moment they told us that average androids cannot speak to humans I immediately suspected something was fucking UP. I bet that either the humans are dead and it's just one human or just one Android doing severe cunty levels of gaslighting. I do not trust that message that there are a hundred thousand humans on the moon and yet none of the fucking robots have seen them there's a fucking reason for that I KNOW IT

I love 9S he's my little guy. 2B please be niceys and call him Nines he wants to so bad cmon

I find it really funny that one of the few things I knew about this game before going in is that the opera motherfucker has an incredibly tragic backstory trying to be beautiful for someone and that 2B's ass has several thousand polygons

There's gotta be a reason for the androids to have a bandage over their eyes there has to be. Something something about them not being able to truly see the world around them due to them being blinded by their own prejudices something something

Why are the sephiroth brothers redesigned by a yaoi artist what's going on why did they choose to look so slutty

I've only had pascal for twenty minutes but if anything happened to them I'm killing everyone in this solar system and then myself

Oh yeah I also got a theory that the aliens used human minds or something human to create their machines and that's why they can speak and they have pretend babies and have the most awkward sex. This is just like metal gear rising revengeance actualOh my god this is just like that opera singer machine with the androids keeping them alive to attack oh my godddd the parallels

Speaking of oaralells fucking bet that the machines and androids on both sides r gonna realise they're not so different and rise against the humans/aliens for using them to to their silly wars instead of growing a pair and fighting themselves in hand to hand combat

[blaaaaask]

This is so great.

Genesis: "So smug...but for how long?"

The JENOVA cells in Sephiroth: "Oooooh, that's cunty. I'm going to copy that."

SEPH FUCKING QUOTES GENESIS IN REBIRTH???

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[necronatural]

any theories on why madatobi is so popular? to me it makes no sense. very little canon interaction (I mean not that this matters) and also like (and this goes to show how little Im aware of the fandom lmao) I always thought izuna & tobirama / madara & hashirama relationships would be more popular bc of the in text structure theyre given… so the prevalance of madatobi absolutely came out of left field for me. have to say I wish I was still ignorant

enemies to lovers babyyyyy

they're very, very, VERY good character types for the juiciest enemies to lovers tropes; tobirama is a mean little cunt and a realist while madara is a boisterous bastard and emotionally driven. fundamentally they go great together. for people who love E2L hashirama doesn't really 'click' because he doesn't believe they are enemies until madara starts attacking the village which isn't really a great jumping-off point. as for fandom archetypes people prefer balls of sunshine with loudmouths when they're not enemies or the loudmouth is a lone agent :( rip king you could have friendzoned him so good

the problem for me is that the text does not support it to the point it's comedic its like

1. madara already has a senju he has a fraught frenemy relationship with that canon made really really gay at least on his end even though i dont think hashirama will ever love him sorry king. sorry. hes gonna friendzone you man.

2. while their personalities go well together socially madara and tobirama are both the types of dudes to talk past people; they don't have any chemistry they would obviously just not pay attention to what the other is saying... its like...boring enemies

3. the battle is one of obligation the stakes aren't personal they don't even fight each other ever. imagine like idk enough iconic enemies with weirdly detailed pasts together... uh... ok forget that hashimada are homoerotic for a sec but imagine cloud and sephiroth battling to the death and sephiroth decides to hook up with tifa or barrett. like man. are you sure?

ok pre-game events sephiroth/barrett would be like crazy... um... i guess tifa in this case since she's younger and not a structural element

4. just give izuna madara's fanon personality are you crazy. he doesnt have a personality you can do this. this is why izuna is treated like a spare tire you took away his purpose (to stand next to tobirama)

5. in order to escape the antichemistry of the context they exist in people defang their dynamic and make tobirama the victim, make the uchiha the heroes, or both in order to get the awkward non-enemy thing out of the way so it's a more digestible "tobirama doesn't trust uchiha and the uchiha don't trust tobirama but they're willing to work together" kind of setup. which is good but it demands a softness that undermines the power of their cunty archetypes a little. i can't fuck with it but that's my preference i've said before i only read character stuff so "softening archetypes" sounds evil to me

every time people ask me about fic stuff i sort of cringe at how picky i am LOL...its fic...and i act this way. read more books maybe. anyway

6. people wont let them be toxic unless it's for sexual sadism reasons. i follow madatobi artists and fic writers all the time and they're all people who get that if you crash against someone you have no chemistry with specifically because you have no chemistry with them and you need that. and you discover you are capable of developing chemistry as you throw shit at each other. the magic fucking happens.

also full madatobi aus like modern aus or whatever tend to be waaay better but i love how fucked up founders era is so i won't read modern stuff for a ship i dont like LOL. and youkai aus are better but like...the prose in these trying to make tobirama seem ethereal always inventing a new kind of racism for albino people. buddy you wouldn't do this to jiraiya. stop