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ineffablefool · 1 year ago

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For the record, from this moment forward, unless specifically stated otherwise in a given instance, my written Aziraphale makes his tea exactly the way you [whichever human is reading this] think is worst. Water vs tea order, milk vs tea, whatever. Water temperature. Ice. This extends to every fic I have previously written as well. He will always enjoy it differently than you.

I recommend blocking me here/on AO3 if this is going to be a problem. Saves you having to scroll past.

Girl (gn) help I’ve just reached peak british. I hit the back button on a perfectly well-crafted fic because aziraphale made his tea in a way that is abhorrent to me

#spite #half-joking elitism over petty things is actually *exhausting* to me #i mean i have done it myself I'm not perfect but i am trying to be kinder #anyway whoever wrote the fic with the renegade tea-making i hope they have an amazingly good next two weeks #(coming back later to add for future reference -- the main driver for this annoyed reblog was where in the notes #people were referring to those who don't Tea exactly right as clowns or uncivilized etc #and just... let people do things differently from you without publicly insulting them maybe.#some of the notes mocked the idea of microwaving the water for the tea and look #first of all the way a person chooses to impart heat energy to their dihydrogen monoxide is their business #and second of all some people literally don't have any other options? yes electric kettles exist but are you offering to mail them kettles?#but third of all people don't need an Acceptable Reason to nuke their tea water they can just do it #people don't have to Tea exactly the way you do in order to be above reproach #do you make fun of people who hold their teacups wrong too? like damn #anyway that's why the snark #mmm delicious tag soup)

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