#and read about a british duke totally fail to exercise his complete lack of influence

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Every Time The Duke of Lockwood Was Objectified and/or People Were Generally Horny For Him In Fifth Avenue Rebels Books Where He Was Not The Hero

1. Staring with The Heiress Hunt. Listen, when a man who's NOT the hero is introduced like this.... you know he's a sure thing.

2. Harrison just wants to see the duke sweat okay. As do we all.

3. Moving on to The Lady Gets Lucky. There was this weirdly funny period in the book where EVERYONE was waiting for Harrison to steal Maddie from Lockwood, and even before it happened, people were trying to matchmake Alice with (the soon-to-be-cucked) Lockwood

4. When a man's primary asset is his shoulders and not his title, that's really telling imo

5. Two for the price of one. Lockwood is just really good in inspiring feelings in other men

6. Guhhhh

7. Remember ladies, the best historical romance heroes are inevitably compared to big cats... or maybe the odd wolf. And once again *shoulders*.

8. I appreciate the objectification by some rando houseguest

9. The way this man is so good at inspiring "hatred" in Kit

10. So true bestie

11. THE TENSION?? The SNARLING?? The ROLLING SHOULDERS LIKE A BARE-KNUCKLED FIGHTER (which is also deffo foreshadowing)???

12. Moving onto The Bride Goes Rogue..... that he is, Katherine

13. @mermaidsirennikita brought me around to this one being deeply objectifying because the insinuation is, he's so horny that he can't even bring himself to dress up or disguise his identity to show up for this costume orgy.

14. The way Kit is married now but still pissed with Lockwood.... and Preston's eye is twitching. A+

15. *sighs dreamily in debutante

16. Once more, the physical reaction this man inspires in other men... also, you have to laugh every time someone calls him boring.

And that's pretty much it! Join me next time while I troll through Wikipedia to figure out exactly *which* cabinet minister's wife Lockwood was sleeping with.