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the-casbah-way · 1 year ago

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PLEASE can u tell us more about sugar daddy Octavius

we were basically talking about the fact that octavius has so much money and nothing to do with it and gift giving is his main love language so he starts spoiling the shit out of jed and buying him whatever he wants like it’s nothing. more of my sugar daddy octavius thoughts include:

• octavius buying all of jed’s sisters plane tickets to come and visit

• him casually giving jed his credit card when jed wants to go out to a bar or club with his friends (plus all of jed’s friends seeing him pay for drinks with his boyfriend’s card and teasing him about accidentally snagging a sugar daddy)

• octavius buying jed a literal bmw for his birthday one time because it’s jed’s favourite car and he’s never been able to afford a car before. octavius is at the car dealership like ‘are you sure this is the newest model you have. does it have cupholders. i will put you in the ground if it is not running perfectly now take my money’. then on jed’s birthday he’s like ‘your present is in the driveway go and have fun’ like it’s the most casual thing in the world

• when jed wants something more expensive like a new guitar or a tattoo and he can technically afford it with his wages but he’s worried about spending that amount of money all in one go octavius is like. shut up and take my money

• also octavius giving jed money so he can get rid of all the clothes he has that he gets overstimulated by but couldn’t afford to replace

• if jed is having a rough week or going through one of his phases where he’s super stressed and overwhelmed octavius will pay for him to go and do anything he likes to cheer him up and usually buys him a nice dinner from somewhere fancy too

• jed is not materialistic At All and literally never asks octavius for anything but he ends up getting spoiled anyway because octavius makes up the stupidest excuses to buy him shit. jed will pick up something really random and stupid in a shop and octavius is like ‘don’t be silly you do not need that put it back. ok FINE if you insist. god. here’s my credit card’ even though jed didn’t open his mouth

#jed’s not like. poor #engineers usually get paid a decent amount #but living in london is Expensive and jed is bad with money #and he stresses a lot because he’s used to struggling to pay rent and bills etc #it’s just SO draining being so conscious about money for so long yknow. jed deserves to get spoiled #octavius has a good solid pay check and a pension and enough money to retire whenever he wants #he might as well spend a little bit on his sexy beautiful husband #they probably have a few disagreements in the beginning because jed feels bad and octavius doesn’t understand why #because octavius has never wanted for anything monetarily in his life. he doesn’t know that feeling of being a charity case #he’s like i’m giving you money. for free. because i want to. why is that bad #and jed is like chomping at the walls like can you stop being so painfully middle class for two seconds #but once octavius explains that it’s kind of his way of saying i love you #and promises to always ask jed first before he buys him anything beyond birthday presents etc jed is like……#so be it. and everyone has a lovely time about it #down then left

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