#and probably hungover

[alteregozowie]

He's......very late to the party. Very. Because Mimzy decided to drag Alastor into partying with her....for two days prior.

@top-shelf-tender Husk warned him multiple times and everything. In his fretting, he even tried to convince Husk to go ahead of him.

@cannibalxroses Rosie is going to serve him as an appetizer because she'd know he'd hate that more if he wasn't the main course.

(My outfit for the ball, I hope I'm doing this right, I'm new to the timeline RP. 😅)

[bangoose]

Ena died and got that 4k HD remaster you know

Original image below

[carissime]

Literally no thoughts just Gojo after your wedding carrying you over the threshold of your hotel room. You’re not leaving for your honeymoon until the morning but he nearly trips on the doorframe in his haste.

“You really don’t need to carry me—”

“But it’s tradition, we need to consummate the marriage!” he insists. Within seconds his lips are against yours and he’s fumbling with the light switch, and you finally swat his hand away and just beg him to take you to the bed.

He works the zipper of your dress down, part of him sad that he’s not going to see you in this gorgeous gown again, but then it reveals your white lace lingerie and the groan he lets out is broken and guttural and desperate.

This is far from the first time he’s seen you like this, but there’s something about this moment here and now that makes it so much more intense, so much more intimate and he just never wants to let you go.

“Satoru,” you whisper, and his breath hitches.

He leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. “Shh, I know. Just lemme take care of you, like I promised.”

And when he sees the gold band on his fourth finger pressing into the skin of your hips as he sheaths himself inside of you, he nearly loses himself, sending up a prayer to whatever gods are listening that he can keep his promise to keep you safe and happy forever.

[felsicveins]

The morning after the Brozone Reunion Tour Wrap Party 🥳

[prettypersuasion]

GnR play a charity softball game (fan story):

My dad worked at a very popular radio station back in the early 90's and played softball with Guns 'N' Roses.

It was the station against the band for a charitable event. All the band members were awesome is what he said.

Slash was an awesome guy and said he looked like a high schooler in gym glass with a glove in his hand and a coke in the other.

Izzy was actually a hell of a ball player and jumped up to make a catch at short my dad hit. Says that still shocks him today.

Duff was awesome too but he got pissed when my dad threw him out at second.

Matt Sorum was a cool guy.

Everyone was awesome....except for Axl.

When someone asked Slash where Axl was, he replied with a shoulder shrug and an eye roll with a "fuck him".

Douchebag didnt even bother to leave the hotel room.

(source: mygnrforum)

[sophsun1]

Queer As Folk – 1.06: The Art of Desperation

[isdalinarhot]

two months sober today so long as I don’t fuck it up let’s goooooo

[punkrorschach]

yes they would. that is called expressing yourself emotionally and asking for accommodation from those you care about. please tell me what is wrong with telling someone you are not well enough to help rather than swallowing your own pain to no one's benefit.

[afieldinengland]

the pathia and naan maker has logged on

[made-my-peace-with-all-the-bad]

Melvin and Sergei making out on Melvin’s bed while they’re both drunk, but neither of them are really as drunk as they pretend to be

[sickfreaksirkay]

okay no one asked but here’s some of my thoughts on bliss & blunder (spoilers under the cut)

to preface this probably none of it will make sense if you haven’t read the book sorry

did arthur basically kidnap mordred from india and just take him to england? did i misread that part? what?

gawain lancelot and gareth fighting the taliban in afghanistan is just not something i can comprehend. even ignoring the insanity of them doing that it also kind of feels out of place and random in the story itself? like it’s a tech ceo au but also some of them fought in afghanistan?

arthur wears an apple watch which is a horrible image and also he invites jeff bezos elon musk and obama to his birthday party. and they come 

gawain gets to do his green knight exchange of winnings thing 🥳 big fan of that situation he has going on and it’s a cool scenario with him working in the pub

i think the portrayal of gwen is really really good and it’s very refreshing to see such a strong focus on her and her emotions throughout the book

i think maybe there’s a few too many plot lines and switches of focus and some of them seem very sudden / random / out of nowhere, i feel like it could have benefitted from cutting a few plotlines/sections to be able to give more of a focus and make it less confusing, but maybe that’s just me (also the time jumps were confusing but i could follow them enough)

probably just a typo but at one point galahad is misgendered by the narration and i do think if you have a non binary character you should make 100% sure you haven’t accidentally called them the wrong pronoun at any point

i love the whole wasteland thing!!!! very cool link to the medieval stories

not a big fan of kay’s characterisation since he’s a bit transphobic to galahad but when am i ever a fan of kay’s characterisation

HUGE fan of mordred and galahad in this i think gwen and those two stole the show for me, i just wish there was more of mordred and galahad. galahad’s character is VERY cool im kind of obsessed with them… non binary vegan galahad… i do think it makes sense in this universe to have galahad be into sustainability

love whatever gawain and lancelot have going on. the most fucked up exes of all time engaging in ridiculous methods of not having to see each other <3

still can’t tell who carly is supposed to be in terms of the medieval characters, i could figure out pretty much everyone except for her 😭

overall i did like it quite a lot despite it not being the kind of book i normally like and my issue with the amount of stuff happening at once in it, i think gwen mordred and galahad kind of carried it for me!! im glad i read it since its such an insanely different version of arthurian stuff and i never would’ve imagined having arthur as a tech ceo so it was definitely a fun read even if it’s not like. the most incredible literature

[purplemochi20055]

The 40 Incorrect Quotes

@the-ravenclaw-werewolf @omnitheist27 @r3dp4nd4ch1ld @hulkchloron99

Spike Spiegel: Are you mad?

Levi: No.

Spike Spiegel: So I suppose sharpening knives at 4 am is just a hobby you picked up?

[estrangedandwayward]

1st attempt VS 2nd attempt

If at first you don't succeed, give up and try again

[petercushingscheekbones]

Not lord Henry going from being misogynistic to boasting that he’s a dom to getting turned on by Dorian showing cruelty in the space of like one sentence

[demonlorddante]

Baby’s first hangover at almost 23 years of age

[molkolsdal]

Last day of work