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tanoraqui · 4 years

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modern au in which Nie Mingjue is the hottest man on the 30 Under 30 Corporate Executives list (until Lan Xichen joins) and moderately twitter famous for (a) being hot, (b), being a weird horse girl (think Viggo Mortensen) and owning and knowing how to use a fuckoff huge sword, and (c) periodically saying absolutely scathing things to politicians and the worse business rivals. Also sometimes replies absolutely deadpan to his dilettante brother’s shitposts.

The account is, of course, curated almost entirely by Nie Huaisang doing a pitch-perfect impression of his brother, albeit a slightly alternate version of his brother who can be bothered to understand or care about social media.

#mdzs #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #nie bros #the untamed #the only people who know it's not nmj are nmj himself; nhs; meng yao the hypercompetent and terrifying pa; and maybe nie zongzhi #idk if i spelled that write; i only know them from a few fanfics #lxc has had multiple twitter exchanges with nmj without knowing it's nhs #and probably carried at least one conversation over to real life and nmj just kinda went with it #huaisang will fill him in on anything actually important (and a bunch of stuff that's not remotely important)#oh actually u know what wwx knows bc he caught nhs at it #and lwj knows bc wwx had to tell SOMEONE #lwj has not seen fit to inform his brother bc honestly the man needs to figure some things out himself #modern gusulan is like yamaha corporation wherein they're known for making musical instruments and motorcycles don't @ me i'm right

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