#and pericles said something to me abt how his girlfriends beautiful w short hair
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I think i had the weirdest dream where i woke up just before i killed pericles
#i think it's a girl because it doesnt have a penis#i was cloe patron saint of hair?#but some other bitch got hired by my professor (?) to cut my and other ppls hairs rlly short#and paid for it and everything?#and pericles said something to me abt how his girlfriends beautiful w short hair#i also had a strange dream before that where basically kronk was talking abt his cat and went#and then proceeded to like unhinge his jaw and chomp his cats head#but like...a hat?#and then the cat made that cat face and they both were doing it and i woke myself up laughing at exactly 4:44 am#had one more dream w my grandparents(?) and i was in a car seat ??#but that one i don't remember rlly and it's not as funny
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