#and people don't fucking annoy me... if you've done that... proceed and I'll take a look
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medicinemane · 1 month ago
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Honestly a lot of my favorite horror ends up being games I 100% will never play and wouldn't enjoy playing, but that I managed to find someone who was able to convey enough to me to make me really care (though often leaving holes that I really want to fill but either can't sit through the whole playthough, or can't find the right playthrough, or... similar, you know?)
Dead Space, Marrow, Siren... all games I really like, games that have a lot (or uh... what's it called... Som... Sola... Signalis!)
But Dead Space I can't find the right playthrough, and Marrow I just crave something more from an imperfect game (video I watched is by doshdoshington)
Or supergreatfriend's playthrough of Siren is pretty much flawless... but... it's like 59 15-30mintue long videos, and the 60th explainer video is nearly 3 hours long on it's own... I always make it like 20 videos in before not being able to pay attention anymore
(Also like his playthrough of Deadly Premonition)
So you maybe see my problem, all these great pieces of horror I can really only engage with through these weird one off means that never quite leave me satisfied (like no way I'm beating MyHouse.WAD, I'm not even close to that good nor do I enjoy playing DOOM even if I respect it)
Love horror, just can't stand anything made in the genre because it all sucks and is boring and has stupid twists or pacing that annoys me and I hate everything about it except a few gems I can't interact with
But like I said, love horror
#mm tag so i can find things later#I'm just so so so so so so so so so so so so picky with horror#and it's not that my taste is objectively right; even though I am right about... mhh...#I'm right about things like shaky cam as a genre sucking not only cause of the way it's filmed but cause of the writing#but I'm not write about Saw being bland boring shit; that one's just a preference#like I know the first one's bold; and I'm not here to ruin other people's fun cause that's not an objective statement#but the difference is that the Saw movies might be well made and I can't tell; where as a lot of shaky cam are just trash#and oh how many movies have an interesting premise but have annoying 20 somethings#yes I would like to hear about Paris catacombs horror; and what a good title you have... why do your characters sound so annoying#first and foremost your characters must not annoy me#new Alien was good in part because only one character annoyed me; and while he got people killed he died#it's not that he deserved to die; but I was happy to be rid of him#and the original Alien is good because no one annoys me#that's not enough to make a movie good... but it sure is something that's probably true if I'm gonna like a horror movie#not based around something that could happen in the real world like a serial killer getting someone to let him spend the night#and people don't fucking annoy me... if you've done that... proceed and I'll take a look#but if you do the first one I'll take my leave without assessing your quality#and if you do the second one I won't even fucking watch you and if I do I'm almost certain to be bored and skip through you#conflict with the horror is so much more interesting to me than people being bitchy at each other#like Dead Space... that's different; unitoligists (for one thing; aren't a monolith; there's good people there) aren't catty#they're not annoying snippy little bitches who act like high schoolers#like yeah fuck that guy who made the regenerator both cause he's awful and cause that's a horrible enemy type#but at least he was just a crazy asshole with a civilized veneer and not an unstable 20 something that'll kill their friend with a rock#like you don't write all this stupid shit if you don't care about something#but I just have such trouble finding anything to enjoy in horror#love it though; really really do#oh add System Shock to the list of games I can't find a way to even get into; but really like and respect and wish I could
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wheels-of-despair · 1 year ago
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The Last First Day Pairing: Eddie Munson x You Summary: This is it. Eddie Munson's last first day at Hawkins High. His final senior year. Class of '86, baby! Contains: Eddie and Evil Woman being annoying and ridiculous and so in love they don't care about making a scene, Higgins being So Done with them, a little suggestive humor. Words: 700ish
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"BABY!"
You whip around in the crowded Hawkins High hallway, packed full of students hustling toward their next class on that always-awkward first day of school, searching for Eddie's voice. Where is he? What's wrong? He's not in trouble already, is he?
When you finally spot him and make eye contact, his jaw drops.
"It IS you! I haven't seen you in FOREVER!"
He literally saw you an hour ago, when he picked you up for school. And every day of the summer. And almost every day of the previous school year. But you know what he's doing, and you can't deny him this. Not on the first day of his last senior year.
You'd bullied the guidance counselor into putting you and Eddie in most of the same classes. It had taken some work to convince her that it really was for academic reasons, but in the end, she'd given in. What's the worst that could happen? He'd already repeated his senior year twice. The only way to go is up. Or, as most of the administration hoped: out. And since the faculty didn't seem to care about helping him get there themselves, they decided to let you give it a shot. You'd show them. You and Eddie would show them all.
Right after this happy reunion with your one and only.
"MY EDDIE! YOU FOUND ME!"
His face lights up when he sees that you're going to play with him. You stretch out your arms, thankful you'd shoved everything in your backpack after your last class, and rush toward him. Eddie takes off too, and after several grunts from people who'd been rammed into, the student body begins to duck to the side and clear a path for you.
You collide with a thump and hold each other in a crushing hug when you meet in the middle of the hallway, like you hadn't seen one another in years. Eddie finally lets go and reaches for your face, and holds it in his hands like a treasure.
"Oh my god, you're so beautiful! I'd almost forgotten what you looked like!" He's loud and he's obnoxious and you'll never love anyone more.
"I missed you!" You lean in to punctuate with a kiss. "So!" Another. "Fucking!" Another. "MUCH!" A longer one, which ends in a wet smack worthy of a cartoon. "Please don't ever leave me alone for that long again. I'll die. I swear, I'll die without you." You're also being loud and obnoxious, but not entirely untruthful.
You gaze into each other's eyes, in the middle of that crowded hallway full of people scoffing at you, and you think this just might be the happiest you've ever felt. The bell rings, but you can't bring yourself to pull away from him. Not yet.
A grown-up presence announces itself with a sigh, and you and Eddie break eye contact to look at Principal Higgins.
"That was the warning bell, which signifies that it's time for The Munsons to proceed to their next class," he says tiredly.
Eddie gives him a mock salute and hooks an arm around your neck, pulling you away from Higgins and toward your next class. Which you have together. You smile and lean into him, basking in the fact that you were just referred to as The Munsons.
"Pretty sure we just got married," Eddie observes.
"Oh yeah?" you grin. "Is Higgins an ordained principal?"
"Yup," Eddie says, eyes forward. "I've been studying in this place for a looong time. I know how things work. We're married now."
"Are you gonna carry me across the threshold into English class?" you tease, giving him a playful poke in the ribs.
"Don't tempt me, Mrs. Munson," he smirks. "I'm gonna wait 'til science. There's a human anatomy unit during senior year." He waggles his eyebrows at you. He should know; he's failed it twice.
"Is the unit… hard?" you ask seductively.
He stops just outside the classroom door and leans down to whisper in your ear, so only you can hear. His hair tickles the side of your face. "Not as hard as the unit that'll help you earn extra credit after school."
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impala1967dwinchester · 4 years ago
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We found each other- Part 2: Over coffee
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*Credit to gif owner*
Pov: Dean
Summary for this chapter: After finally texting Y/n for a few days he decides to have her met him up for coffee. What proceeds between the two of them is more than interesting.
Pairings: Dean Winchester x reader, Reader x Ex!OMC
Chapter Tags: Awkward Conversations, Awkward moments, Awkard Dean, Small talk, Inner thoughts, Dean being flirtatious, Talking about the past, Past relationships brought up, Talk of character death, Mention of Ex's, Reminiscing, Swearing.
A/N- @firefly-graphics for dividers
Word Count: 2.3K
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Dean had been spending the past weeks texting back and forth with Y/n. Since everything was getting worse between Sam and Lucifer. Dean becomes more and more overprotective with his brother. It was all starting to roll into one.
It's snowballing and it's becoming too much for me to handle. What would you do if you knew you were going to lose your brother to a literal comic begin and there's not a way to stop it?
I toggled with the idea for a few days. Do I message her? Do I call her? Do I just show up at her house? No that sounds creepy. The latter of these many choices would just cause her panic.
What am I doing? All of the sudden now I care, well I've always cared but this is taking it overboard. She's been a hunter all of her life. She knows what comes with being one. The always being in a panic, on the run, and in a near-death situation. I can understand why she got out when she could.
> Hey it's me, Dean.
> Dean how are you?
> I've been doing just fine. I heard that you got out.
Oh, this is going odd. This is odd maybe I should go to see her. This is weird. I don't know how to do this. All my swagger and charm is kind of going out the window. I wonder how she looks, I wonder if she still smells like roses and the summertime?
Jesus Dean, get a hold of yourself.
> Yeah, this was just becoming too much. I can't stand so many people dying around me.
>Well I get that.
>Do you want to meet for coffee?
There was a long moment where all I saw was the three dots bouncing at the bottom of my screen. Then they disappeared. "or not," I said out loud, this has to be the most frustrating thing I've done in a long time.
Why would you even want to talk over a text message? You've got no clue if that other person is number one even reading your message, and number two, the stupid three dots are fucking annoying.
And then boom there was Y/n's message. A sound of a ping drawing my attention back to the screen.
> Yeah, we can meet. When do you want to meet? Where? I know this really cute quiet place on broadway street, it may be a bit of a drive, but they've got pie, so knowing you you'll be there before I even wake up. LOL.
Oh no wonder the dots were bouncing at the bottom of my screen, because she was writing a paragraph. Oh pie, I hope they have good coffee.
>Broadway street where?
I asked, it doesn't matter about the drive, just would you know like to know where I'm going.
>Broadway street in Tennessee. I know that probably far from where you are. Sam said that you had a case.
I thought for a moment, if I got on the move now, I could get there to Tennessee by the morning. Sam and her talk... That does.. that t doesn't matter.
>Sure I could be they by say tomorrow morning.
>If that's alright with you Y/n.
What are you doing Dean? You don't need a normal life, after after Sam goes. You can just hunt, work under bobby's help with wrecked and old cars because I'm sorry I don't want to ever be stuck driving a shitty old van again.
>Yeah that sounds like a plan I'll send the direction to the coffee shop later, also a motel from the yellow pages.... Or you could you know just stay with me. I wouldn't mind the company.
She wouldn't mind the company. I'm good company to her. Wow. Again there's that special feeling again. That odd butterflies in my stomach type of feeling.
What is going on?
>okay, see you then.
That was all I could say, I think if I had said anything else I either might have exploded or been embarrassed.
Thank god that hunt was rather quick, easy enough to do on my own. Sam messaged me asking me if I had bothered Y/n about going out for coffee. Dude, get off my back about it, like really.
The drive that night was smooth, I had my music loud. It boomed as I drove down the road. I watched the sunset in whatever state I had been in. I watched the stars start to play against the night sky, and then there was the hot morning sun, the highway becoming crowded by morning traffic.
By the time I had gotten into town, it was busy. I ended up just rolling up to the coffee job since Y/n had messaged me saying that she had gotten there early and even got up a booth instead of those uncomfy tables.
I parked locking the doors. Not really liking to leave my doors unlocked seeing as lots of people just want to take my baby. I walked in to see a bustling coffee shop, but out of all the people in the shop, I could see Y/ns figure.
She was wearing a red summer dress. It was so bold compared to all the identical suits and grays in there. She waved me over, seeing her hair bounce as she moved her shoulders.
"Looking pretty good Dean." She said as I sat down across from in the booth. "I could say the same for you, Y/n," I said smiling. Jeez, this is the first time I'd smiled for a long time. She was making me smile and I'd only been here for a few seconds.
'I just got you your normal, black with sugar coffee.: She said pushing the still-warm cup in my direction. She remembers my coffee order, what am I in right now? A romantic novel, a cheesy rom-com of a movie.
"So how was the drive? I bet the highway was crowded. She said giggling a little. "The traffic was worse the closer I got into town," I said before taking the first long sip of my warm coffee, shit this I good. I must have hummed or let a moan of satisfaction because /n looked up at me and smiled.
"That good Winchester." She said.
"Here's your apple, and cherry pie. ma'am. Have a good day." A young man said before walking away. "You didn't," I said looking at her over the brim of my coffee cup. "I did, it's my treat for you driving out for so long." She said pushing the apple pie in my direction.
Now I'd like to think of myself as the pie expert. "I know that you've had pie from literally everywhere, but I'd like to think that this place has the best pies." She said taking a sip of her coffee.
This is where the awkward moment came in hand. The silence between us was thick, I hadn't seen Y/n in what felt like a decade, but in reality, it had only been five years tops.
Y/n had changed so much, in the best ways I think. Five years ago, she would have been grumpy and pissed that we were just sitting down and having a normal interaction. Y/n I think all those years ago craved the adventure of the hunt, the chase in a way.
Five years ago, Y/n facial features were hard, and sharp from being in the game for so long. It was hard and mostly sharp for the fact that she was constantly trying not to lose people.
This Y/n that sat in front of me. She smiled, no forced happy moments. She laughed like she meant it. She was beautiful, and she knew it. She had changed into a soft, compassionate person. She was the brightest person in this entire coffee shop.
She shined so brightly, she looked healthy, looked like he was finally on the right track. I know according to Sam her partner had been killed during a hunt from what I can remember.
To be honest I wasn't really paying attention when he was talking. Maybe that was because I had all my focus on Y/n, my thoughts sort of clouded by her imagines of her, that peachy, rose-like amora she just had around her.
"So Dean.. How's life been?" Oh, thank the gods that she was also feeling this awkward sensation I was feeling. I pilled the rest of the apple pie into my mouth and fore swallowed before talking.
"Lifes been... hell. I'm gonna be honest with you. Dad died a few years ago. And now there's a bunch of shit I went to hell for Sammy y'know, and now Sam has started the apocalypse and he's going to be by possessed by Lucifer, yeah I know, he goes to hell to save the world." I said catching my breath, not that I had noticed that I had lost it.
Y/n just was fixated on me. As if she had been turned into a wax statue. She soon was broken out of her gaze on me and licked her lips. "So what I've been through doesn't even start to touch what the two of you Winchester boys have been going through." A little confusion rose in me.
What had Y/n been going through? I wonder if it was just as bad as we had been going through. I wanna know now. I wonder if that makes me creepy or nosy in her eyes.
"What's been going on with you?" I questioned, treading light on this conversation for the simple fact that I had no clue what I was getting myself into, and I didn't really want to upset her.
"So, I bet that you heard that I lost my last partner on my last hunt, now yes that was months ago, but what nobody know is..." There was a pregnant pause I could see just a little that she was trying to get a hold of her breathing. Her pampered faced was starting to get redder by the moment. I sat waiting, then spoke.
"Y/n you don't have to explain it to me," I said reaching over the gray booth table and grabbing her hand, clammy but it didn't bother me. She squeezed my hand, I just sat like this waiting again for her to start again.
"My last partner, it was my mom." She squeaked out trying her best to stop the tears. "You know you can cry right?" I asked her she started to sob, a few people looked over at me. I guess they had thought I broke up with her. "And just me say this if anybody right now says anything I promise you they'll get a good one-two to the face."
I had made her laugh because she hiccuped as the sobs started to end. I reached over and wiped a few tears that had unfortunately fallen down her cheeks.
Let me say this Y/n hand was soft in comparison to my callused rough, and dirty hands. What I wasn't ready for was how soft, and plump like her cheek was when I swiped her tears away. She was still holding my hand, still squeezing I could feel my mother's ring digging into my finger, but it wasn't something that I was worried about.
Y/n hiccuped and began to talk again. "then there's of course the douchebag guy I started dating. I felt like a damsel in distress, I thought he was my knight in shining armor. That was a lie though." She said, looking down at our hands clasped together, a saw the smallest of smiles cross her still red face.
"If I didn't know that monsters existed I'd say that dating the douchebag Devin was a monster enough. God, he played so nice, he played like my knight in shining armor. He wasn't a hunter." She stated, giving me only more information, for some reason I very much wanted to find this Devin guy and bash his face into the hot cement ground. I hummed and Y/n continued.
"You know, I thought I was safe, but I wasn't. That man was bad. Bad like..." She looked off at the front door of the coffee shop. The number of people slowly becoming less and less by the minute.
"He was abusive Dean, He took what he wanted, and I thought I deserved it. I thought that I had to live that life. Dean, you know me? Tell me why I would put myself at such a low level like Dean, Please." She was pleading with me to have the answer.
She had just a lot of things out, her mother passing away most likely in front of her, then this Devin guy. How do you have the balls to be abusive to anyone, especially Y/n she's nothing but compassion and love. I don't understand it.
"Y/n sweetheart, You thought something. You sadly got manipulated. You were made to believe that you deserved that sort of treatment. Please I'm telling you this right now. Y/n look at me, please. You deserve the best out of life, especially now." I said moving my thumb gently over her smaller hand.
"Y/n, please tell me you know that?" I asked questioning her. She hummed. She looked down at our hands, again smiling. "I missed talking with you, Dean." She whispered. I picked up my coffee cup and released Y/ns hand, she looked up at me.
"Come on, direct me to your humble abode. I think we should sit down watch a movie." I say reaching my unused hand out for Y/n to grab a hold of my hand. I pulled her up she grabbed her belongings and walked hand in hand with me to my impala.
"Your car over here?" I asked. She shook her head, 'no', "I live about a five-minute walk from here, so my cars at home." She said as I opened the passenger side door. I hummed and walked over getting into the driver's seat.
We Found Each Other Part 3
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Completed on: 05/05/2021
Posted on: 05/09/2021
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chalkboardgirl15 · 4 years ago
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-Read the signs-
Scott (Daisy)   x Female reader
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Spooky Kids era
Synopsis: In the middle of summer, you and your friends are trapped in your hometown and spend time hanging out or terrorizing your neighborhood. One of so many days of mischief ends differently than the others when you and Scott discover that you both have felt the same attraction to each other for all this time.
Tags: @antichrist-super-stoned
Also i thought you would like to read this @gxth-bxby @v-crow666
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It's almost 5pm. You get to your friend Brian's house and park your car in the driveway, you can see his mother, Barbara, hanging out the washing. You get down of your car and walk towards her.
-Hi, Mrs. Warner
-Oh, hello (y / n). How are you, darling?- She says with a tender voice
-I'm fine thanks. Is Brian home?
-Oh yes. He is in his room with Scott, you can go in
-Thanks- you answer with a smile and head inside.
As you were passing the living room you could see Mr. Warner sitting on his couch, watching TV. You try to sneak to the stairs and run up to Brian's room, you know Mr. Warner's dirty jokes very well and you don't want to give him a chance to start one. So you walk really slowly, passing behind his old couch
-(y/n)!- He screams with a joyful voice (but almost fake, for some reason). 
-Fuck, how does he do that?- you say under your breath -Um, Hi, Mr. Warner. I came to see Brian
-Why don't you come and sit here with me? Those boys surely are just fooling around up there
-Well I better go stop them- You say with a nervous tone and rush up the stairs
You walk towards Brian's room, and since you know Scott is also there, you fix your hair on one of the mirrors hanging on the wall.
You stand at the door of the room, Scott is sitting on a chair and in front of him he has his 4-track recorder that his parents gave him on his birthday, Brian is sitting on his bed and holds a small microphone between his hands; they are both laughing as Brian sings a kind of rap that talks about tuna sandwiches and a girl with hairy legs.
-What the fuck are you guys doing? - You say with a laugh.
Scott looks at you and controlling his laughter he puts his finger across his lips -Shh- Brian continues with the song but he can’t contain himself and bursts out laughing. 
Scott stops recording.
-I’m sorry, man. I couldn’t handle it - Brian says, trying to recover his breath
-Don’t worry, it’s a good start. But we have to record the full version someday
You walk into the room and drop onto the bed, right next to Brian
-Your father was right about you two just fooling around- you say with a sigh
-Fooling around?! We were just recording our first complete song!-  Scott is offended by your words
-No, she’s right.- Brian slides down onto the bed and sighs as he puts his hands over his face -This summer sucks!- he growls
-Sucks more than the weekend at my grandma’s- you giggle
-Oh, don’t remind me about that, a whole weekend looking only at Scott's face. At least when you are here we can pretend we are not looking at your tits
-Well I’m sorry for not having tits to entertain you with- Scott responds
-Yeah, you should be 
-Scott with tits. I would pay to see that- you and Brian snort a laugh and Scott rolls his eyes at you, then he proceeds to unplug his recorder. 
You stare at him as he gets down on one knee and tucks the wires into his bag, admiring his brown hair and round glasses. You've had a crush on him for quite some time now, and it seems to be getting stronger, but for some reason it's very difficult for you to approach him in any way other than joking. Not so with Brian, with whom you have spent some very intimate evenings, you find him attractive and the sex is incredible, but Scott has something different, he is not like the others and you love that.
Suddenly Mrs. Warner steps at the door of the room, holding her purse in her hands.
-Brian, darling, your father and I are going to run some errands. There's cereal in the pantry, be good kids
-Mom, I'm twenty- says Brian with an annoyed face
-Be a good twenty-year-old, then. I'll see y'all later- she kisses her hand waves it.
Brian stands off of the bed quickly.
-Man, I can't believe my parents leave the house more than us, it's fucking summer, we should be doing more than just staring at the wall
-We can watch tv, I think they were going to broadcast "the exorcist"- you propose
- "The exorcist" and a bowl of cereal seem like a good plan- says Scott excitedly
-But we can watch "the exorcist" and eat junk every other day. I want to do something different or I'm going to go crazy- Brian puts his hands to his head
-Then tell us your summer plan, Warner
-And I hope it's better than eating cereal or I'm going to be very pissed- Scott warns
-Ehrm, I don’t know. I can't think when I'm locked up here.
-Let's go outside then, I have the car- you show him your keys
-There we would have started, woman. Were you waiting for me to pull out my hair to tell me you have the car?
-You guys always tell me that my car is trash!
- (y / n), I am so desperate that right now your old car seems to me like the most wonderful vehicle in the world!
-Could it have nothing to do with the fact that you are not allowed to drive because you don't have a license and that my parents no longer lend me the car after I spent the night in jail for drunk driving?
-No, Scott. It has nothing to do with it. Now please shut up.- You and Scott look at eachother and laugh. He has such a beautiful smile and is not afraid to show it, he does not try to act tough like others,
-Okay, let's go then- you say as you get up from the bed
-Yes, finally some fresh air- Brian says raising his arms and going out the door
-Come on, Scott- you invite him with a smile
-I’m after you, sweetheart- you feel his words as heavy as his voice, chills run through your body and you turn your face trying not to blush
-Hurry up!- Brian shouts from outside the house
You three get in the car. Brian takes the whole  back seat for himself as usual, leaving Scott with the only option of going in the passenger seat. You always said you prefer it that way because, unlike Brian, Scott is quiet and doesn't distract you while driving, but the truth is that you like having him a few inches from you in that bench seat.
You  drove around the neighborhood for about half an hour, while Brian looked out the back window like a little boy pointing at things and people, and Scott hummed and tapped on his  thighs to the tune of the songs on the radio like "love me two times" by The doors. 
You try not to be very obvious while you turn to see him and when he realizes he just smiles at you and keeps singing. Hell, that smile could make you crash in a second.
But that's not what makes you slam on the brakes.
-Stop! - Brian shouts from the back seat -I know  what we gonna do- he says with a huge smile on his face as he points to the street name sign.
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-”Baked st”? - You say with a confused look. 
The three of you are standing in front of the sign Brian pointed out.
-Yeah! It's amazing, it would look great in my room!- says Brian
-Woah, are you suggesting we steal it? - Scott doesn't seem convinced by the idea.
-Yes! It's exactly what I'm suggesting
-That doesn't sound very legal, man.
-Yeah, Brian, there's still a lot of light, someone could see us- you point out
-Thank you, (y / n) - Scott is relieved that you're on his side
-You'll be the lookout, Scott- you say as you pat him on the shoulder 
-What?!
You and Brian laugh and bump fists.
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-We're gonna get caught. We're gonna get caught and we will be arrested. I will spend another night in jail. We should have stayed to eat cereal and watch tv- Scott mutters in a nervous voice from inside your car. He is sitting behind the wheel with the engine running, prepared to be the escape driver.
-Do you want to shut up? No one will catch us if you do your job as a lookout
-I always end up in trouble when I'm with you, Warner!
-Calm down, will you? Smoke a cigarette or something
-No! Not smoking in my car - you shout in a demanding voice -Calm down, Scott, nothing will happen
Brian kneels and you climb on his shoulders, so when he stands up you are at the exact height of the sign and you can remove it with the help of a screwdriver that you had in the trunk of your car.
-Brian, stay still, if you drop me I'll kill you
-Sorry, but the last time I carried you on my shoulders was that night when you forgot your keys and ended up with your dog biting my balls
-Haha! That's his way of saying he loves you!
-Whatever it was, since that day I can't stand being near a dog
-Don't be a crybaby ... oh, is that a doberman?
-Oh shit, where?! - Brian staggers with fear
You laugh out loud.
-That´s not funny!
-It was for me!- you're almost tearing with laughter
Scott rolls his eyes and sighs -Can you hurry? If you guys don't get in the car on time I won't mind leaving you behind
-But it's my car!
-Well ... maybe I'll wait for you- he gives you a small smile
- * cough * Get a room
-Shut up, Brian, or I'll drop this on your huge head
-Guys, I think someone’s coming ...- says Scott worried
-Calm down, I'm almost done, there's one last screw left- you say without taking much importance
-Oh oh, cop car. Guys, cop car!- Scott shouts through the window
-What?! - Brian screams
-GET-IN-THE-CAR!
-Done!- You say with a smile of triumph and  almost fall when Brian takes you off of his shoulders. 
You both rush to get into the car and Scott speeds in the opposite direction to the cops
Brian, as always in the back seat, looks through the window to make sure you were not seen and are not being followed, then he collapses into the seat and bursts out laughing.
You and Scott look into each other's eyes and laugh a little, then join Brian in his loud laugh.
-That was incredible, I think I peed in my pants- says Brian trying to catch his breath
-You almost threw me, man! - You shout from the passenger seat
- I'm sorry, I panicked!
-Scott, are you okay? Your hands are shaking- you ask
-I'm fine. I'm fine, don't worry- Scott can't erase from his face the big smile that has appeared as a result of the feeling of being almost caught.
You stare at him and you feel your heart pumping like crazy and you're not quite sure it's still due to the thrill of your successful robbery.
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The sun has already set, it is still a warm summer night. You drive through the neighborhood with the windows down letting in the cool wind, and with stupid smiles of satisfaction on your faces, without saying a word.
You go back to Brian's house and see his parents' car at the entrance.
"Shit, they're back," says Brian, rushing to open the car door and close it behind him, he leans against the driver's window to look at you both. 
-Come tomorrow and you will see this beauty hanging on the wall of my room. - He says holding the sign and then he enters his house, leaving you alone in the car with Scott.
There is an awkward silence for a few seconds after Brian is gone.
-Well, I think I should go home now- Scott puts his hand on the door handle, turns to you and looks at you over his glasses -It was a great afternoon, it wouldn't have been if you hadn't appeared- He gives you a last half smile -Well, good night (y/n), hope to see you tomorrow- he opens the door
-No, wait ... let me take you home
-Do you want to take me home?
-Of course, I'll let you drive - you say tapping the steering wheel
-You've convinced me!
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You really enjoy the drive to Scott's house, he just keeps making you laugh by telling you the story of the night he was arrested, making silly voices as he impersonates the cops who pulled him over.
And he takes advantage of the moment to do some other imitations of people you know, and cartoon characters. You just can't stop laughing.
When you are close to getting to Scott's house, he stops the car near an alley.
-I will stop here so my parents don't see us, if they find out that I've been driving they will kill me
-Oh yeah, no problem. That way you could also stay for a while to chat- you are really enjoying his company and you don't want to stop being by his side
-I guess I can, it's not my bedtime yet- You both laugh
-You're so funny
-"Oh, thank you, I appreciate it" -he says faking his voice like a talk show host, and you laugh again.
-Really, why have we never had these talks?
-What do you mean?
-Yes, you and I, we have never hang out together, why is that?
-Are you serious? I think the reason is pretty obvious
-It’s not so obvious for me. Why don’t you tell me?
-Well, it's because whenever we go out, I'm the first to be back home, whether you drop me or I leave so that you can, I don't know, take care of any "matter" you have
-What? What are you talking about? - You look at Scott with a confused expression
-Come on, you know what I'm talking about ... don't make me say it- he rolls his eyes and you look at him without being completely sure what he means
-You mean...?
-Um, yeah- he says raising his eyebrows. You drop your jaw
-He told you about that?!
-Of course he told me- he sighs with annoyance- you already know him
-When-when did he tell you?
-The weekend you were at your grandma's house ... I would like to say that he brought it up for conversation because he was bored and wanted us to talk about something but I know he likes to brag about those things
-I'm going to kill him- you say clenching your teeth
-No... I mean, you don’t have to, there’s no reason for you two to hide those things from me, if you feel something for each other, I..- 
-What? I don’t feel anything for Brian! It was just sex…
-”Just sex”? what does that even mean?- he chuckles and you cover your face with your hands
-I mean… Well, he’s attractive but he can also be a total asshole. And we had sex a couple of times but it’s not like… I don’t like him and I totally don’t “love” him
-It´s ok, I was just saying that if you were trying to have some kind of relationship… I'm ok with that
-Well you don’t need to ‘cause there’s no “relationship” nor will be. I only had sex with him because, well there aren't many guys available, you know? And apparently I'm too bad at letting the boys that I like know that ... I like them
-Really?- he arches his eyebrows
-Yeah, believe it or not- You say with sarcasm
-Well I think any guy you send a hint that you like him and if he doesn't get it then he's an idiot and you shouldn't be wasting your time with him
You snort a laugh 
-You think that?
-Totally. Of course.
You look at him and laugh
-What? What’s so funny?
-No, nothing- you stop laughing and look down, trying to avoid his gaze
-Really? Come on, we already discussed your stumbling  with Brian, that is surely the most embarrassing thing in your life, and now you are going to hide something from me and tell me that it's "nothing"? Come on, tell Dr. Love here
-Oh my god, don't call yourself Dr. Love! - You burst out laughing as you cover your face with your hands
-Ok, I will not. But come on, you were the one who  wanted us to talk, now talk- he bumps your shoulder
You take a long breath
-Is just that… I really don’t know how to tell you this. I got into this by myself and now I don't know how to get out- you laugh nervously
-You are scaring me. I'm not gonna let you drive me home again…
-It's that, when I was talking about the guys I like, I was ... really ... talking about you ...
Scott stares at you and is silent for a few seconds.
-I’m sorry, what?
You laugh again and avoid his gaze
- (y / n) I need you to repeat that, I think I did not hear you well
You raise your head and look at him with your eyes tearing a little
-I was talking about you, Scott. You are the guy that I like
Scott leans back and readjusts himself on the seat
-Wow, I wasn't expecting that
-Yeah, well …
You both remain silent, trying to assimilate what just happened. After a few seconds Scott takes a long breath, opens his mouth but he has trouble organizing his thoughts
-(y/n)? Can I...Can I ask you something?
-Yeah, of course
-And it’s ok if you don’t want to answer, I understand
-Okay…
-You say you like me ... but if that's the case, why have you been sleeping with Brian?
You sigh heavily
-Well, Scott, it's quite simple really. You see, it's because you are you, and I, well, I am me ...
-I'm not sure I understand that
-You're an amazing boy, Scott. You are kind, you are talented, you are intelligent, you are very funny without having to make fun of others
-And is that a bad thing?
-No! It is not at all!
-So? I don't understand
-It's that you're VERY good, Scott. So good that you deserve someone just as good as you ...
- Seriously?
-Seriously. And I deserve guys like Brian, I don't mean Brian is a bad guy but hey, you said it yourself, "we know how he is"
He throws his head back, looking at the roof of the car
-I guess I'm screwed, then ...
- Why do you say that?
He turns his head towards you, still leaning on the seat
-Because (y / n), during all this time, I have only been attracted to a one-single-girl
You notice his hand moving along the seat, getting closer and closer to yours. You can already feel it with the tips of your fingers, it's like an electric shock that runs through your entire arm. You look up and he's looking you in the eye.
-And that girl is you.
You feel your face turning completely red, your heart is racing, you are short of breath.
Time seems to move so slow.
-I think I'm having a heart attack- you say under your breath
- (y / n) Are you okay? - He gets closer and sits right next to you, his knee touches yours and he puts his hand on your shoulder. You have your eyes on the ground and your hair covers your face -I shouldn't have told you all that, I'm sorry- 
He leans in front of you and brushes your hair from your face with his fingers -It's just that we were being so sincere that I thought ... I don't know what I thought, I let myself go. Please look at me-.
You feel your body vibrating, trembling. The rhythm of your heart has not calmed down. And your mind is spinning.
You can see Scott's face out of the corner of your eye. You have never been so close, and you don’t know if this will be the only time. Your only chance.
- "Fuck it" - you say in your mind and raise your head. You both look into each other's eyes for a few seconds, you lean towards him and slowly seek his lips with yours. He doesn't move or say a word, just closes his eyes and receives the pleasing touch of your mouth.
His lips are so soft and sweet. Almost unreal.
Kissing him feels like an explosion inside your head, you can almost see the flashes. 
You take him by the back of his neck to bring him closer to you, you don't want a single space between your lips. He responds by putting his hand on your thigh, gently grabbing you, like trying to convince himself that you really are there.
The kiss begins to get more intense, you gently suck on his lips a little and you can feel the tip of his tongue touching you, but you know he is too shy to dare to do it. So you go and gently insert your tongue between his lips as you grab him by his shirt. He lets out a slight moan and reaches up to grab you firmly by the hip.
The feel of his hand grasping you feels so good that you tilt your head back and bite your lip. Scott can't take his gaze off of you, his breathing is fast, with his hand still on your hip, he pulls you towards him and makes you end up sitting on his lap.
You look him in the eye, he puts both hands on your hips and you give him a devilish smile to which he responds the same.
You run your hand over his chest. He looks at you with a smile and bites his lip. You lean over him and start kissing his neck, he raises his hands to your waist and his thumbs touch the bottom of your breasts. He moans a little and you pull back. Without taking your eyes off his, you take your hands to the end of your shirt and take it off. He stares, wordlessly, at your body, one of his hands goes up your belly and stops before touching your bra. He sees you again in the eyes and licks his lips, more than a look of desire, you can see tenderness on his face.
You put your arms behind your back and untie the clasp of the bra, gently lower the straps of each of your arms and drop it. He takes a deep breath and you bend down to kiss him again, pressing your lips firmly against his.
He moves his hands forward slowly, his fingertips running up your bare back giving you chills and making you shiver, and that's where he tucks his tongue into your mouth and gently grips your breast with one of his hands.
You moan and you can feel the warmth between his legs, so you bring one of your hands to his waist, raise his shirt with your index finger, and play a little with his belt before you unbuckle it. He rushes in and helps you take his pants down to his knees. You bite your lip and run one hand over his underwear. He is hard. 
You start moving your hand up and down over his clothing. He lets out a groan, closes his eyes, and tilts his head back.You give him a sloppy kiss while still stroking him. Scott puts his hand on your lower back while moaning. You stop kissing him and pull back. 
-You want me to…?- You say as you put your hands over the buttons of your trousers
-Please…- he says under his breath
You start unbuttoning them and he pulls them down, leaving you only in your panties.
He runs the tip of his index through the line of cloth that passes just below your belly, you take his entire hand and lead him inside.
 He gasps, he feels a little scared but much more curious to feel your body, so he works his way down with his fingers and touches you gently. You groan and start to feel more and more wet as his fingers get inside of you, you can't control it. You start pulling down his underwear and he takes his hands off of you. You take his bulge with your hand and stroke it making him close his eyes again. You take off your panties and get closer to him, sitting on his lap. He puts his arms around you, down your lower back, and kisses you.
-I guess today we will only do illegal things
-Does that bothers you?- you answer with a seductive voice
-Not at all- he smirks
You bring one of your hands behind you and between your legs, take hiss length with your fingers, positioning it just below you and slowly insert it into yourself. You push your hips down to get him fully inside.
You both moan loudly with pleasure. Scott has a huge smile drawn on his face. You put your hands on his shoulders and start moving your hips up and down, you can feel how he tightens you with his arms and he starts to thrust himself against you, faster and with more force than you were doing. You squeeze his shoulders and dig your nails into them a little. His body slams against yours, you can feel him getting  out completely and back in with ease. Your legs start shaking, you can feel that you are very close, you don't want this moment to end but you are about to, so you kiss him one last time and feel his deep breathing on your lips. You arch your back and press your lips together tightly to contain your loud moan of exasperation. Scott growls and you feel a wetness running down your thigh. 
You drop your body onto Scott's. Your head rests on his shoulder and he lovingly caresses your back. He looks at you and approaches to give you a tender kiss, at the end of which he smiles.
You remain silent for a while, for the moment you do not have much to say, the contact of your bodies shows your feelings.
Scott puts his hand on your head and brushes your hair from your face.
-You know? I feel very lucky today- he says
-Yes?
-Totally. I did a lot of things today that I never imagined ... like running away from the police
You laugh a little
-No, seriously, I feel very lucky, and I don't want to abuse that fortune, but if I don't do this I think I won't be able to forgive myself
-What happens?
- (y / n) Would you go out with me someday?
You blush and hide your face on his shoulder
-Of course I will go out with you
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Semi-Live Blogging: Finale Time!
With reaction images this time!
Adoradad
TRAINING EXERCIIISE
Adorabat's practicing her screaming! Bet that's gonna come in handy later.
"Fneh!" Wow what an introduction Eugene
His design is like? Really cool?? He looks practically nothing like Adorabat tho. And why does he have a spade on his stomach instead of a heart??
Badgerclops drew him with a giant ass mustache lol.
Adorabat takes banjo lessons? More importantly, Eugene thought she was at a banjo lesson FOR 8 MONTHS?!
"She scares me" lol
Adorabat ran away from home? Why?
"I thought you were a ward of the state!" Remember when everyone thought Adorabat was an orphan? Yea.
"I thought you were my conscience!" Badgerclops...you've lived with Adorabat for a year...went to her school...AND YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS A PIECE OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS?!
...why did Badgerclops use Adorabat as monster bait...
I expected to hate Eugene but he's actually really cute and interesting?? Aside from the fact he thinks Mao Mao & Badgerclops are criminals. Love to see him again sometime!
Wow her dad has a whole badass mansion!! Why doesn't she just stay there...
Oh...her mom died...that's why he's so protective of her and was so upset when she left. Also her mom looks amazing & I wanna see a flashback episode with her. For some reason I can imagine her sounding like a deeper version of Scoops?
Aww Adorabat's room is super cool! Also Eugene cracking the door for her asfgjkl
"Do you think that monsters attacking the city are gonna - wait, does that have peanut butter in it? " (Cuts to MM & BC eating ice cream while crying) That's a perfectly rational reaction to losing your adoptive daughter
"I can keep it together!" (Cut to Mao Mao trying and failing to shovel ice cream in his mouth with his helmet on) NSADGEDHAMADH
Wait a second. Mao's eating mint chocolate chip ice cream. ISN'T CHOCOLATE TOXIC TO CATS?!
"But you said I was part of the team!!" "Then you're...off the team."
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Adorabat crying while showing Eugene the picture OUCH MY HEART...
"I used to go exploring in those caves with Mom all the time..." I'm guessing those are the caves from the promo?
"She wasn't afraid of anything!" " Well Adorabat definitely takes after her mother...
"And then one day, Sonara didn't come back with you." Ooh her name's Sonara!! Pretty!! I can't tell if they chose it cuz it sounds like Sonar or because it means "pleasant sounding"
Glad to see Adorabat's still a die-hard metal fan, even with Eugene
Oof Mao isn't taking this well at ALL if he's pretending Adorabat's molt is her...
OOH SHIT ADORABAT RAN OFF TO THE CAVES - wait a minute no she didn't. OH NO EUGENE WENT TO THE CAVES
Ooh there's Sonara's looking glass, bet that's gonna be important
Yay Adorabat saved her dad!
Damn Adorabat must be super traumatized after basically watching her mother die. No wonder she tried to murder Boba-Chan!
Oh the only way to stop the monster is by screaming!
(Mao Mao hears Adorabat scream) "ADORABAT?!" ADOPTIVE DAD POWERS ACTIVATE
Ooh her mother's figure appears over her when she says she's not afraid of anyone...maybe her spirit's inside of her or something?
REVENGE TIME BAYBEY
HOLY SHIT ADORABAT FUCKING MURDERED THAT THING
Eugene & Adorabat both apologized to each other I...
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"You can't just leave without the most fearless member of the group!" YAAY ADORABAT'S BACK (Also how are we gonna explain to Eugene Adorabat's scared of the dark?)
"I'll mess 'em up real good! So good, their mommies and daddies won't be able to recognize them when I'm done..." Daaammmnnn...
"She scares me :)"
I wonder...is Sonara really dead? Or are they gonna pull a Kipo & have her still be alive but in a different form?
Badge-A-Fire explosion
Uhh...where is Badgerclops? And why is Mao Mao on the top bunk?!
Of course Badgerclops is petty enough to install a fake monster alarm on his laptop to wake Mao Mao and Adorabat up.
"This is a super-serious work meeting, as you can see by the fact that I haven't provided any snacks!" No snacks?! This must be a serious issue!! /s
"As you know, I am a creative genius. Sometimes there's so much natural creative genius that my brain overloads, and I enter a heightened state that I call 'Ultra Focus'..." Oh so basically like hyperfixation?
"...where I break into a creative sprint, inventing super-advanced technology at supernatural speeds, unparalleled by anyone in the entire field of science." Okay maybe only a LITTLE bit like hyperfixation...wait a second, IS THAT WHY BADGERCLOPS IS SO TIRED ALL THE TIME?!
Uhh did he get his arm stuck in the front door? HE TOOK THE AEROCYCLE?!
"...I forget everything the next morning." Remember my headcanon that Badgerclops represses his memories? Yea...
"Which is why it's not my fault and I don't think I should be criticized :D" TBH I screamed with laughter at this scene solely because of the expression he made
...HE GAVE THE SKY PIRATES THE GEM CELL?! I mean he clearly wasn't thinking right when he did it BUT STILL?!
"Oh hey, I told you I'd use that weird elevator thing!" Dude you LITERALLY used it in Ultraclops. What are you talking about.
"If the Sky Pirates had the Gem Cell, they would've used it already!" That is a fair point ngl.
Umm...did Badgerclops give Adorabat a BOMB?!
Tbh if my friend woke me up in the middle of the night with weird-looking eyes and handed me a timer while saying something about an explosion I would DEFINITELY not go back to sleep afterwards...
I'm sorry, IS THE WHOLE VALLEY GONNA BLOW UP?! WHAT THE HELL DID HE MAKE?!
Mao wiping Badgerclops' tears I'm
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A paper towel dispenser? Well that's not that bad - IS THAT A GIANT PAIR OF PANTS?!
Ooh it's not a shock collar it's a translator!! That makes a bit more sense... "I HAVE NO REMORSE OR CONCEPT OF EMPATHY!" ...if the monster doesn't have remorse or empathy how does it know what those words mean...
Badgerclops keeps telling Mao Mao & Adorabat not to criticize him...hmm...I wonder who criticized his inventions that made him that way...*cough* HIS MOM *cough*
"Are all your inventions this weird?!" "YOU'RE WEIRD!!"
IM SORRY DID BADGERCLOPS BUILD A DANCING MACHINE INTO MAO MAO'S BONES?! HIS BONES?! AND HE MADE ADORABAT A SECOND MEGAPEG?!
What in the absolute hell is going on dgaadhdagdadga
Okay but when Badgerclops clutched his head and started shaking when Mao Mao asked why he made those things...I FELT THAT IN MY HEART I FELT THAT IN MY SOUL
Ngl this scene really hit home for me cuz that's how I act when I have a breakdown...
The timer went off but nothing blew up - WAIT, IS THAT A REPLICA OF MECHA HOSSORAFFASNAKEARANG?!
"Initializing Totally Humane Knockout Procedure." (Proceeds to slam the Sheriff's Dept. into the ground) ajdajdgdad
Ooh...ohh they're on some sort of water park...ride...thing??
"And if I didn't want us to get out, then I made sure we couldn't...with super-strong shoe things." But there isn't any on Adorabat, can't she just squeeze herself out?
Ooh I'm getting Pirates of the Caribbean vibes
There's the Gem Cell, it must be powering the ride! Also the robotic arm slaps Mao's hand the same way Mao slaps Badgerclops' hand in Flyaway skkkk
"My amazing creativity is finally gonna destroy us all..." "Hey, at least we'll be destroyed together!" Fair point, fair point
The shoosh returneth
"I always loved inventing." So he was an inventor ever since he was little? Daww.
YOUNG BC IS SO ADORABLE!! He has a lil medical patch instead of an eyepatch which is def more accurate to real life...but what's the vest for? Protection in case he falls? A pressure stim?
That figure's def his mom since they rejected his ideas & he mentions she was mean to him. Also the theory that his mom's a villain seems a bit stronger since they straight-up hand him a tool kid + a set of blueprints with no regard to his safety...
"Also there was a bunch of other kids at school and some other people throughout my life who mocked me relentlessly." THEN WHY'D YOU TELL ADORABAT YOU COULDN'T RELATE TO HER WHEN SHE SAID NO ONE WANTED TO BE HER FRIEND?! (Also I noticed literally all the kids are other badgers, so I'm assuming Badgerclops grew up sheltered like Mao Mao did.)
So the Ultra Focus is basically a really weird coping mechanism to deal with all the abuse and bullying he went through? Holy fuckkk
"They only made fun of you because they were jealous. Happened to me my whole life!" Umm...
"Even the dance chip I surgically implanted in your brain?" Excuse me the dance chip that you WHAT
"I love you-" HE SAID IT 💗💓💗💓
"I'm finally around people who love and understand me..."
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Wait did the cannon misfire? DID IT BLOW A HOLE IN THE GROUND?!
OH HE ACTUALLY DID CREATE AN ANIMATRONIC BAND?! I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!!
"Take it away, Boss Hosstritch!" (Distorted garbling)
Oof Mao caught all the water
"We hope you all enjoyed being Badgerclops' friend." 💞💕💞💕
Not that anyone cares but I noticed there's a picture of some of the Sweetypies on the monitors, meaning 1. Badgerclops tested it out using them first, or 2. Badgerclops just likes those Sweetypies for whatever reason. Tho that makes me wonder why he'd choose Pinky of all people...
THE SKY PIRATES WERE INSIDE THE ANIMATRONICS THE WHOLE TIME?! THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTE
Zing Your Heart Out
Why are they giving out rotten sushi??
"HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME EATING SOMETHING GROSSLY?!"
Ooh god Chester's gonna be super freaking annoying in this episode, I can feel it.
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!" BAYBEY
Jesus what a prick. GET HIM MAO MAO
Ngl that background's really pretty...
Oooh no the Ruby Pure Heart's being weird again. Ooh no.
FUCK YEA ROAST HIM BABY - Did Adorabat's eyes turn purple because the Ruby Pure Heart gave her powers?
Oh so the siren in Badgerclops' robo-arm is a backup monster alarm?
More Sky Pirates - and the Pure Heart's being weird again...
"I'd tell you but despite your height it'd go right over your HEAD!" Asdfgghjjk
"For someone with two brains, you're not very BRIGHT!" EVEN BETTER
Kevin said he was raising money for a school trip, then for a trip to the hospital...which one is he raising money for?!
"SILENCE PANCAKE, LEST YE BE BUTTERED"
OOH NO SHE ATTACKED MAO AND BC
"IT FEELS LIKE THE WEIGHT OF ONE THOUSAND PLANETS!!"
"One second, I'm getting mad, and the next thing you know-" Is she freaking possessed??
Wait, is the Pure Heart TALKING to Adorabat?! How?!
Cluckins you don't ask people what's wrong with their eyeballs...even if there is something wrong with their eyeballs
"I CAN'T FEEL MY SELF-RESPECT!!"
The pure 'oh shit' on Marion's face when Adorabat turns to her
Half of the people she insulted showed up to her party! Didn't that mean she loved them?!
Oh god not this bitch again - nvm, thanks Adorabat
"Taking over the castle and ruling Pure Heart Valley forever does sound nice..." This is starting to remind me of that one AU where Adorabat turns evil, becomes the ruler of the Sky Pirates, then convinces them to kill Snugglemagne and becomes the queen of Pure Heart...she isn't gonna kill Snugglemagne, is she?
What did Adorabat tell Snugglemagne?! I WANNA KNO
Why is Pinky stealing teeth...reminds me of this
NO BC DON'T EAT THE TEETH
"I...hate myself! Therefore, I'm invincible!" So the trick to not getting your ego destroyed...is to not have an ego. Sounds reasonable.
"Your bug platter, my king?" Genderfluid Adorabat rights
"Mao Mao, your head looks like a CROW!" (Mao Mao caws) IT WAS A LIE HE ISN'T A CAT HE WAS A CROW THIS WHOLE TIME-
"It looks like a half-melted ice cream cone!!" That is...a strange way to describe your own neck...
"Well, I'm...bad (◡‿◡)" Kinda weird that the canonically depressed character can't even cleverly insult himself
...why does Adorabat's skin smell like old cantaloupe
OH SHE IS POSSESSED!!
HOLY SHIT MAO WAS GONNA FUCKING MURDER ADORABAT TO SAVE THE KINGDOM?! THANK GOD HE SAW HER JOKE BOOK, HOLY SHIT
Positivity outweighs negativity!
"WHERE DOES A 800 POUND GORILLA SIT?!" "Where ever it wants!◝(⁰▿⁰)◜" Curse you for making me laugh...
OOH NO THE JOKEBOOK! - Wait nvm Mao remembers Adorabat's jokes!
I think the reason they used that joke is because it represents Mao Mao and Adorabat - Adorabat is blue, and she wants to be like Mao Mao, who wears red. What is BLUE, and smells like (is similar to) RED paint?
YAAAY HE BROKE HER FREE FROM MIND CONTROL!! And did BC get Thanos snapped in the background?
"Thank goodness you're alright! We almost..." Fucking murdered you? Yea
"Might we have our crown and kingdom back, yes?"
"Sorry for being such a monster today." "You're a monster everyday." Is that a joke because she was today's villain, a reference to Sleeper Sofa or foreshadowing?
I hope Mao Mao and Badgerclops decide to investigate what's up with the Heart in Season Two, cause I highly doubt they'll let Adorabat getting fucking possessed go under the radar.
The visual gag of Mao trying to stomp out his ice cream cone like a cigarette is perfect. This is peak comedy everyone else go home
WHOOP CHESTER'S ASS GUYS
Strange Bedfellows
"So, your name is Boss Hosstrich, but you're not actually the boss?" How long did it take him to realize that
JFC Mao & Orangusnake are REALLY hellbent on killing each other huh...at least the deputies and the other Sky Pirates have common sense.
Hahaha nice Dragon Ball Z reference - and they both got crushed by the monster! Lovely.
...did Mao seriously think he died and went to heaven?
So does Orangusnake breathe through Tanner or do they both breathe independently & Coby can feel when Tanner can't?
Dang those skeletons remind me of the Steven Universe Future episode Growing Pains. And why is Lucky inside of Orangusnake? "THAT WAS MY LUNCH, JERK!" Ooh that's why.
"They're full of these tiny, little cracks or, as they're known in the medical field, 'whoopsie-boo-boos'." AGSADGASGADGDASG
Damn their skeletons are just gonna freaking evaporate huh...
"The doctor said I was very brave :D"
Ooh shit the Deputies and the other Sky Pirates met at the same elevator, are they gonna fight - nevermind, they're still calling time.
JESUS CHRIST ARE MAO & ORANGUSNAKE EVER GONNA STOP?!
"You don't have the guts!" "I have a million guts." That is...mildly concerning
"Yeah, I wanted to be a baker, before I realized I liked hurting people so much." Then why doesn't she just like, help Muffins or something?
Tbh I thought Ratarang was holding a gun and I'm glad it was just a weirdly wrapped banana
CONE OF SHAME. CONE OF SHAME. CONE OF SHAME.
"Aww, y'all shouldn't have - this is empty." "Just like my heart when you injure yourself!!" He loves him sm...💓💓
"Why didn't you bring me weapons?!" "Because this is a hospital, and I'm a good boy (◡‿◡ )"
"I really feel like this could be a turning point in their relationship." (Mao and Orangusnake proceed to try and kill each other again) *sigh*
Ngl Mao & Orangusnake constantly repeating themselves is getting super annoying.
That hospital bed beeping is giving me flashbacks to all the times I went to the hospital for seizures...
"You know y'all could live like this, like, all the time if you didn't go around hurting people, right?" "Pssh! Tsk-tsk, boy. You know I gots to hurt people." Uhh you guys should really listen to Badgerclops he knows what tf he's talking about
UUhh, whose egg is that? "MAMA" ASGagddahDh
Of course they had to land in freaking CEMENT to realize that maybe they shouldn't kill each other
Did Mao just deflate like a ballo- oh nvm there he go.
Boneless Mao. Boneless Mao.
And Mao saved Orangusnake!! By...breaking every bone in his body somehow.
"I'm the kind of hero who wants to save you so I can fight you later...at the right time and place." Just gonna file this along with the credit score scene from Perfect Couple in the 'Orangumao' folder.
Is Badgerclops duct taping Mao to the stretcher? I mean, at least he won't move & hurt himself again but geez
Tbh Zing would’ve made a better finale than this ep. At least it had a sequel hook
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onebangtanstan · 4 years ago
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Power Style - Chapter Twelve : The group
I am in shock. Everyone is turning to me, following his gaze. They're starting to understand what is going on.
"KIM NAMJOON ARE YOU SERIOUS???" I'm yelling.
Yoongi tries to catch me as I start walking angrily towards Namjoon. As I'm arriving near him, I extend my arm and point my finger at him.
"You and me. Outside. Now."
He follows me out, and we're now facing each other once again. This is starting to become a habit. The cold doesn't even bother me at this point, my body is so hot from the rage.
I put a distance between us to be able to fully look at him while I spit my anger. He's standing as if nothing was wrong, with his hands still in his pockets, smirking at me.
I start scolding him.
"How could you do this?! You know how photoshoots work. And you just randomly decide to change your whole aesthetic?! As if it couldn't have waited until tomorrow?!" I am telling him off as if we was my child. I barely see the boys come out, I am too focused on him. "This is my job, and probably the biggest account I've ever done, and the only thing you seem interested in is how to fuck it up for me! What the fuck did I ever do to you?!" I can't see anything but his smirk at this point, which only enrages me more. I can't stop. "You are the most arrogant, annoying, disrespectful, ungrateful-" I vaguely hear someone call out my name "-cockiest piece of-"
"GINA!" I finally turn around to the sound of Jin calling me. He's standing right beside me. "Don't give into him." He whispers, looking deep into my eyes. He's right. I start to realize what I've just done.
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. No. What did I just do?" Jin takes me in his arms, which instantly heats me up. I didn't realize it but my body is numb from the cold.
"Breathe, Gina, breathe." Tae and Kook are beside us now too.
"Dude, even I wouldn't have went that far, and that's saying something." I hear Jimin talking to Namjoon.
Hobi is on the phone and soon hands his phone to Namjoon. Someone is obviously on the line, because I immediately hear a voice coming out of the device. Given the look on his face, he's probably being told off by someone above him, and he doesn't seem happy about it.
"Are you okay?" Hobi asks, arriving near our little crowd. "Do you need anything?"
I think of something. Something I haven't done in a very long time. But it's the only thing I can think of right now.
"Um.. I don't know.. I think I.." Why am I embarrassed? "To be honest I thinks I need a cigarette." I can tell that they weren't expecting this, but I see no judgement on their faces.
"Don't move." says Kook before running off to the parking lot.
He's back a few seconds later with a packet of cigarettes and a lighter.
"They're all yours. My drivers treat." I smile at him.
"Could I have some time alone guys?" They all nod, Jin takes me in his arms once again and proceeds to give me his coat.
As they walk back inside, I start looking for a place where I can sit down. Once that's done, I hold the packet in my hand and stare at it for a long time. Fuck it. I take one out and light it up, feeling the nicotine spread to my body.
I sit there and smoke my cigarette while staring ahead of me, contemplating what I just did. I hope this doesn't cost me the account, or even my job. I royally fucked up on this one, I never should have snapped that way at him. He's my fucking client.
I hear footsteps coming towards me, making my eyes focus again. I see Namjoon walking towards me.
"Please, just go." I tell him.
"I just want a light." What? He smokes? "Don't make that face, it's one cigarette here and there. Plus, I don't owe you anything. Give me the lighter."
"You do owe me this campaign." I start. "As for the rest, I agree. But it's not an excuse to treat my like shit."
"Please may I have your lighter?" He says ironically.
I simply lift my eyes up, handing him it. I can't get mad again.
I look up at him while he takes his first puff. Ok, he's hot. The hair colour really suits him, but it doesn't excuse the fact that he did it in the middle of shooting a campaign.
"Gina," The tone he's using startles me. I've never heard him talk to me like that, calmly, no anger in his voice. "I was just on the phone with my boss. I would like to apologize for what I did. I know it could have compromised all the work you've done." Sounds like a fake apology, but ok I'll take it.
"Look, Namjoon. We don't have to like each other. It's what I told you yesterday. But we are going to have to find a way to work together. We'll be seeing each other everyday for the next 6 months or so, and I can't be in this state of mind every time we see each other. And I most certainly can't fuck this account up, if I didn't already, it would jeopardize my entire career."
"Don't worry about that, the blame is on me." This feels weird. It's the first time we're talking without fighting. "As for work, I agree. What if we don't talk unless it's about Fila and the promotion? Would that work out?"
"Yeah I guess. We don't have a reason to talk other than that so yes." Wow. That was mature of him. "But it doesn't fix your hair problem."
"I'm an ass, I'm not stupid. I had a wig made exactly like how my hair looked yesterday."
That fucker. So it really was just to piss me off. He wanted to make a grand entrance, and he wanted that reaction of me. I swear t- Stop. Don't start again.
I simply stand up, finish my second cigarette -that I lit up unconsciously- and head back inside.
The atmosphere is tense when I walk in, and all heads turn to me. I sense a general relief when they see that I have calmed down.
"All right guys, we're shooting today. We've lost enough time, so let's speed everything up to finish in time." I direct to my staff.
The boys are almost done with makeup, while Namjoon is heading towards them, his wig in his hand.
"You are such an asshole." Jimin snarks
30 minutes go by, and we are all set to go. We start shooting, but we can still sense the tension in all of their faces.
"Guys, it's not working." I let them know. "Let's take a 15 minutes brake, have a coffee, some food, some air, I don't know, but let's all come back with a good energy, okay?"
Everyone scatters around the room. I sit down on my chair and just stare vaguely at the set up. A cup of coffee appears in my vision. The hand holding it is attached to Jin. He's standing beside me, Yoongi, Hoseok, Tae and Kook around him.
"Thank you" I smile at him as I grab the cup.
"What do you need Gina? We'll do anything to make your life easier." Jin is now kneeling down beside me.
I think for a bit but know exactly what has to be done. "Could you make us laugh?"
"WorldWide Handsome, at your service, you know?" I giggle. I knew this could lift my mood.
For the rest of the brake, I just watch Jin head over to each crew member, asking them if they know BTS. Kook is back to being the carefree boy he usually is, Tae and Hobi are having a dance battle with Yoongi as a judge.
From the side of my eye I can Jimin and Namjoon near the toilet, but don't pay too much attention to them. I focus on the others.
"All right people, let's get back into it!" Everyone takes their places, and we can already feel the mood has lifted up. Jin keeps telling jokes the whole time we shoot, making everyone relax as time goes by.
We take all the pictures we need before lunch. The company has ordered a bunch of food for us, and while we're waiting for it to arrive, I have a look at this mornings' shots. They are very good. I can see each of their personalities in them, but also their complicity. I stare at one particular pictures of them, and I think it will be the main visual for the campaign. I guess Jin had just made a joke, making Jungkook and himself laugh. The others all have a little smile on their faces. They look really cute.
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"Hey, they're good looking men." Jin is looking over my shoulder. He points at himself. "Especially this guy."
"He's Jin from BTS, do you know them?" I smile at the sound of his laugh "He's known as WorldWide Handsome."
"I can see why." He answers.
The food finally arrives, and we all dig in. Well, almost all of us. I see Jimin roaming near the buffet, trying to decide what to go for. He ends up putting his plate back down and grabbing a apple and a bottle of water.
We finish eating and start cleaning up behind ourselves. I notice the apple on the table, half-eaten, and no Jimin. This is fucked up. He looks great, why does he do that to himself? I shouldn't say that, I know why he does that. Part of the reason I became an addict in the first place was because I thought I was fat. Nope, not going to think about that. I quickly clear my mind and focus on the filming part we have to do this afternoon.
The boys get changed while we arrange the set for the filming. I gather everyone around, staff and band, to give my directions.
"Okay everyone, we don't have much time to do this, and we will most likely have to do only one take per person. I'm gonna need everyone to put out their best work in order to make everyone else's lives easier. Do we all know what we have to do? Okay perfect, we can do this guys!"
Everyone rushes to their place, while I fill the boys in on what I'm going to need from them. They take place in front of the camera.
"Are we all ready? Aaand Action!"
We film all afternoon. Everything goes smoothly and I feel very relieved knowing we'll be done today. The only thing left will be the editing, and we'll be spending all weekend on that.
"We have everything we need guys! Thanks so much everyone, it's wrap!" I start clapping at my team, and everyone tags along.
I then head to the band.
"Thank you, you were brilliant today." Well almost. Thanks Namjoon. "I'll keep you updated during the weekend on how the editing is going. You can go now, thanks again."
As they head back to the dressing room, I start helping my team pack everything up. We have to empty the whole place since we won't be needing it anymore. I notice Namjoon and Jimin leave, but to my surprise, the others are helping out.
"Hey, no you don't have to do that."
"We said we wanted to make your life easier. This helps you all leave sooner." Jin says, as he picks up a cable.
"Yeah, and you and I have plans, so I'm staying until you're done. Might as well help out." Hobi tells me.
"Thank you guys, I really appreciate it."
We all get back to cleaning up, and we're done in about 30 minutes.
The crew leaves one by one with their respective equipment, but I have to stay until everyone is gone.
Jin comes up to me. "I have to go, but call me tonight?" He's holding my face in his hands. I nod and smile back at him, he answers with a kiss on my forehead. Yoongi leaves with him, and simply waves goodbye at me from afar.
Tae and Kook both give me a hug goodbye not long after Jin left. "Dinner at mine on Monday? To celebrate the launch." Tae asks.
"Absolutely!" I tell him.
Everyone is gone now, expect for Hobi who is just sitting on the floor. "Are we good to go?"
I check one last time if everything is in order, grab my stuff, and head out the door. I lock it behind me and turn to him, a smile on my face. "Let's go."
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