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pathetic-men · 1 year

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i had such an idea the other day. what if paul was transmasc but no one knew and they all thought he was just a Regular Cishet Guy and then alph rolls into town and they get closer bc you know trans people can smell each other from a mile away. except alph because he’s stupid. but paul is getting the vibe (and by that i mean he’s actually also stupid and didn’t really know alph was trans but he’s in gay love) so one day paul is like btw ur a doctor right… can you get rid of my bazoingers… and alpha like WHAG. WHERE DID THOSE COME FROM.

#also it’s the 50s #alph is becoming less of a mad scientist bc i don’t want him to be herbert #and more of a mad doctor??#bitch will just cut people open #you know he’s done a lobotomy or two #paul and alph #oc #original character #this is in the same story with mary and everything still #but i like alph being less of a scientist and more of a doctor with a side interest (s-s-s-special interest?!) in the paranormal #and paul’s wife is soo paranormal #also the reason she doesn’t know he’s trans is because they don’t have sex #like even before paul’s wife was replaced by a creature they didn’t have sex #not because i think people didn’t fuck in the 50s #just because i think paul wouldn’t fuck #i’m sorry he’s pro women but he’s not a woman lover #but being trans would not change paul at all #he is still the exact same guy i think he barely thought about it when he changed his name and prns and everything #like yes fun of course he gave it some thought it was the 50s and he was making a Decisions]#*decision #but back then man you could just roll into a new town and no one knew anything about your past and maybe you look a little feminine but #paul passes well enough #guys am i the most genius of all time or did i nearly swerve off the highway when i came up with this idea for nothing #also maybe paul fucked a couple times and his wife was ok with it #am i gonna make paul bisexual…. PAUL?!?!

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