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blackthornass · 1 year

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the funniest thing about afab puberty starting a year before amab puberty is that in like. sixth grade. most of the cishet girls have had the switch flip where they get actual real crushes on boys based on looks and personality and stuff that adults are attracted to other adults for. but the boys haven't had that switch flip yet. they're still in the stage where theyre like oh i know what attraction is! Attraction is when a Girl can Run Really Fast. so being a straight girl in sixth grade is like literally a war zone because you'll be like oh randy is so hot <3 meanwhile randy isn't interested in you he's interested in the girl who was the last girl to be disqualified during the pacer because thats literally the hottest thing a girl can do when you are an 11 year old boy

#i am not a girl now but i was a straight girl when i was in sixth grade #and i asked TWO different boys to be my boyfriend that school year #and they BOTH said sorry i have a crush on [lesbian who was the last girl to be disqualified during the pacer]#and were both kind of like ew why are you as a girl asking a boy out. you're not performing femininity correctly #and of course i didnt have the vocabulary to figure out why that seemed cosmically unfair at the time #but now its like. DUDE. YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THE MOST BUTCH GIRL IN THE GRADE #BUT YOU ADMONISH A GIRL FOR ASKING OUT A BOY. THATS TOO FAR #like are you into women being gnc af or not. make up your mind. smh #i think it was for the best because both of those boys are like. republicans now #so i dodged a bullet #i do not remember what the point of this post was. take it #luke.txt

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