#and now its stevon

[spottedbread]

omg wait

[pup-pee]

WET BLACK JACK WEDNESDAY MIRACLE

[artsycooky13]

Where did you get the inspiration for Vonvon?

*cracks knuckles* glad you asked

I know the question may not seem much and you probably expect a straightforward answer of who, what, where and how the inspiration came from

but no lets go on a freakin wild ride with this, cause you know what?

i dont get asked a lot about this

And I am gosh darn invested in this stuff

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not very surprising but

surprise~~

Stevonnie of course!

I always thought of a connverse child looking like Stevonnie, since children are pretty much a fusion of their parents! Of course, Vonvon would look different from their parent’s gem(?) fusion.

As for WHY they are a they/them kid like Stevonnie... well...

Its not everyday you came across an intersex person, nor an intersex child for that matter. And SU is a cartoon about all that representation for people and being seen and stuff.

Stevonnie is a fusion and they’re nonbinary-intersex

Why not also have a kid, who’s technically a fusion, also nonbinary-intersex.

Cuz like i love that representation yo.

Anywho to the design!

Their design was just small Stevonnie with a bun

(Early designs may look a bit iffy but hey, we’ve come a long way.)

Their skin tones are lighter than Stevonnie’s. Their striped shirt with the collar was inspred by SUF Connie’s wardrobe (which is, you know, the same shirt but re-coloured)

The stripes were of course, inspried by Undertale’s logic of ‘‘if you wear a striped shirt, ur a kid too’‘. The green and white, well... They mean something a little deeper than what I had when the concept first came up, but thats for you to try and find out in Dadgem.

Their hair was just kinda all over the place at first, but I just always stuck with that poofy front and messy bun at the end.

Recently, the hair has evolved into a much simpler design

Their shaped more like a friend now :D (you know.. spinel...  stuff)

If you also noticed, Vonvon’s hair has a similar design to my adult Steven’s hair!

Like Father like child as they say!

Now the name Vonvon, I just broke down the name Ste-von-nie.

I didn’t want to name the kid smth like Rose, or Nora because I already came across like more than a dozen connverse kids that had those names, especially Nora. I also didn’t want to give them a common name or a complicated name that I won’t remember.

(Cuz you see, the character vonvon was created during a math class.

And i was TOTALLY paying attention to that class.)

So I broke down Stevonnie’s name for a while; Stevie, Stevon, Vonnie, Von...

Then as the person who only spoke one word of french at the time, which was bonbon. Me being a big brain went-

Bonbon... Von...

Von..von...

Vonvon!

So yeah my brain instantly went to lock and remember this shizz forever cuz omg you cant NOT say thats a really cute name for a kid!

buuuut yeah, thats my really long rant for this child, if you read this far i am forever thankful you took the time to go through that mess.

And one more thing before you head off

Vonvon is forever a tiny child and that is definately their only defining trait.

Nothing influenced the reason they are small in the first place, they are just smol bab from the very start.

[jojofurkmelifu]

Steven and the Diamonds

White Diamond: Yes I will look at the memory data on this Pearl *looks at it* Steven:So anything? White Diamond:Quite the adventure you have been on Pink Diamond, no Rose Quartz Steven:Rose Quartz? White Diamond:Oh sorry I meant STEVEN UNVIERSE *Steven shits his pants* Steven:Um I can explain White Diamond:No need you thing I understand exactly what you are, but the fact something of your existence has set foot in my presence really bothers me Steven:I guess I'll just be going now heh heh White Diamond:No stay Blue Diamond:Huh shes not Pink? Yellow Diamond:Where is PInk? Tell us Rose! White Diamond:Thats not Rose you idiots, Rose is just one of Pink's many alter egos she tricked us for thousands of years Blue Diamond:So she never died? Yellow Diamond:What? What? Then what is that thing down there? White Diamond:Some sort of combination of gem and organic from Earth identified as the sound "Steven Universe" Blue Diamond:So thats what you meant by Steven you little! Steven:Diamonds please I can explain White Diamond:Calm down you two dont make noise in my court *Blue and Yellow shit their pants* White Diamond:Pink my dear Pink perhaps its time I give you a reality check Steven:Huh White Diamond:Millions of years ago I decided to create three constructs to follow my grand creation the gem empire that would one day conquer the entire universe in time. I didnt have to create you three I could have ruled it by myself, GEMS ARE MY CREATIONS NOT YOURS I JUST LOAN THEM TO YOU REMEMBER THAT. It also means you are also mine you do what I say, i gave you life and I can take it away anytime I wish. So the least you ungrateful children can do is MAKE ME HAPPY! Blue and Yellow are wonderful daughters but you you you you ohhhhhh. Im so disgusted I cant even think straight *breathes in* Pink I gave you a colony 900,000 years ago and you messed up big time so I decided to held off giving you one until after you matured. I thought you matured but I was wrong

White Diamond:It seems as though you are unfit for running a colony or commanding gems meaning you have no purpose as a diamond. It means I was wrong I HATE BEING WRONG I HATE IT! Me a perfect being wrong its unfathomable! Three perfect creations that all I asked for! ALL I ASKED FOR! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The failure of gems dont matter to me but you are my personal creations you must never fail you have to be perfect like me why arent you like me! *she breaks down into tears* Blue:Pink you made White cry Yellow:Steven I know Pink is there I can sense her in you, what do you have to say for yourself Steven:Look I dont know whats really going on here Im just a human from Earth, and Pink Diamond is my mom Im just doing this because I dont want the Earth to be seen as an enemy to the Diamond Authority so could you please leave Earth alone? White Diamond:Leave it alone! That planet is now a reminder of my imperfection it must be eviscerated. Blue:I agree Yellow:Absolutely Steven:Oh no :( White Diamond:So Steven Universe return to your rock and enjoy your last days with your species until their extinction at our hands, and blame no one but your stupid "mother" Pink Diamond for your suffering. Steven:Wait please dont do this, kill me instead leave the people of Earth alone! Blue:Never Yellow:We never let any species that disrespects us live at all its just protocol Steven Universe White Diamond:As for you Pink I can believe Im doing this, you are clearly banned from the Diamond Authority forever. You will be seen as a nongem to all gems form this moment, you will have no diamond privileges, you will not be allowed on any gem controlled territory either. Your court will be split and shared among your sisters, and your planet will be given to either Blue or Yellow but it seems they want to destroy it so Ill just give the entire star system to one of them no need to waste all of that matter.

*Steven breaks down in tears* Steven:Please Ill do anything to make you not destroy Earth Blue:What part of Never can you not understant SteVON Universe? Yellow:Hmphf we are done here now get of this planet White Diamond:Remember you thing this is all Pink Diamond's fault, gather up this worthless Pearl, those "crystal gems" and your pet leave this planet. Never come back or you will be sorry Pink Ill do something far worse than killing you stupid girl. *Blue begins crying* Blue:You went too far this time! It breaks my heart that I cant even consider my sister one of my own anymore but I'll still love you no matter what Pink we just wont see each other anymore forever Yellow:Stupid runt this is goodbye it was fun I guess little sister *Yellow Diamond shows slight signs of sniffling* White Diamond:If you are gonna make that noise do it outside my court! *Blue and Yellow leave* *Steven gets the gang and they take a ship back to earth, the ship self destructs after it leaves them on Earth to ensure they can never get back to Homeworld* *Steven falls to the ground in utter defeat unable to even talk* *Connie begins freaking out about the upcoming gem invasion* *The crystal gems begin crying as well*

*weeks past and Steven is suffering from intense despair and depression over the ordeal* *Greg is sad as well his Stewball is a sad sack* *Back at the temple* Garnet:So its war then a second gem war but we have no forces we need some sort of rebel army Bismuth:We only survived because it was staged by Rose I mean Pink Diamond in real war we cant beat the Diamonds Garnet:So what do we do? Bismuth:Look I know Rose sorry Pink Diamond loved this planet but if it means Im going to be killed for it then Im out Lapis:I agree its just one planet out of many that has water on it Peridot:A logical assertion but Steven really likes this planet so I cant give up on it because hes my friend Lapis:Steven will be really happy with me and him just alone somewhere out there in the cosmos just us two hehehehehe *Bismuth gives a wtf expression* Garnet:Steven cant be reasoned with right now hes pretty down so all we can do is try to make him happish by giving him hope he can stand on Bismuth:Yellow can instantly end us this is not a fight at all its a massacre its like a star fighting an asteroid there just is no chance at victory. Peridot:Maybe the cluster can help? Garnet:Huh? Peridot:Its friends with Steven but the cluster should be able to match the diamonds in power Garnet:Its a gem fusion meaning one hit from Yellow and its over Bismuth:In my fight with the diamonds they are pretty indestructable nothing we used even scratched them and that White Diamond is said to be even more powerful than those two combined and shes coming here too Garnet:Right White Diamond how do we stop her? Lapis:Lets just run away and take Steven with us! Hes gonna outlive all the creatures on this planet anyway but we can live forever with him. Bismuth:I made an oath to Steven Lazuli I cant just betray him Im not his mother Pearl:Uhhh well are there any bright ideas?

Peridot:The only way to beat a diamond is to use a diamond, a diamond has more power than all gem armies put together non fusion wise I mean if we had one we could destroy every army Homeworld throws at us Bismuth:We do? Garnet:Steven isnt Pink Diamond Pearl:Actually the gem on Steven's belly is Pink Diamond so we could bring her back if Steven were dead? But I would never do something like that even if the planet Pink wasted her life on was threatened. Bismuth:Right.... Garnet: If only there was a way to summon Pink without killing Steven, Steven even if he could use Pink's power doesnt have the mindset to really fight the Diamonds we need her Pearl:Well Im not supposed to tell you this but you could talk to her you know *every gem looks at her dumbfounded* Garnet:Pearl why? Why?! Bismuth:You have got to be kidding me I think Im gonna drown my face in some magma again this time for 400 years Peridot:What a revelation! hahaha Lapis:What? Pearl:Im sorry I couldnt really tell you Garnet:Talk to Pink Diamond I dont know Ruby and Sapphire wont like that Bismuth:Its the only way Pearl:Very Well then Ill show you.

*They are in some sort of dimensional space for minds or something* *They see Steven playing in field* Garnet:Steven why are you so cheerful? "Steven":Im always cheerful Garnet I love being human and happy ahahahaha Garnet:Rose Steven:Oh no you found out *Steven morphs into Pink Diamond* PD:So you found out huh? What did you think was it funny? Garnet:Funny? Do you have any idea how many gems died because of you? PD:Oh man you should have seen Blue crying it was hilarious Garnet:Pink why did you start the rebellion? You told me as Rose it was the protect the Earth was that true? PD:This again Garnet I already told you no more questions, but if you wanna know yes I did start the rebellion because all attempts at the Earth being ran my style failed Garnet:Was it worth it? PD:Earth is still here right so yes Ameythst:Uh hey Rose I mean Pink Diamond you are my diamond right so like Im supposed to follow you. PD:No I dont care what you do I dont really care if gems grovel to me Ameythst:Wow you are so much cooler than those duds back on Homeworld PD:My Ameythsts understand me so well Bismuth:You told me that the diamonds are the enemy and that our reward for winning the rebellion was freedom, and yet you bubbled me PD:Bismuth how are you doing, it been thousands of years still making weapons I see Bismuth:Dont change the subject PD:Sigh you have freedom no diamond is telling you what to do right? Theres your freedom embrace it Pearl:My diamond because of your actions planet Earth is at risk PD:What but the faking of my death? Pearl:Unfortunately thanks to your son the diamonds found out about it PD:Oh Steven Pearl:So I ask you what we your orders for the upcoming invasion? PD:I dunno why are you asking me I dont anything about tactics, Rose Quartz was really me thinking up stuff on the fly Im not military person you see Bismuth:Um..... Pearl:My diamond I understand you can be quite whimsical but this is serious

PD:Well nobody told him to talk to my sisters did they? Pearl:My diamond hes only a child he felt guilty over the things you did and he felt it was the best way to save Earth PD:A child ignores what mom and dad keeps hidden from them, I guess Steven's just a bad kid reminds me of myself sometimes Im so proud of him Garnet:Ahem, your sisters are gonna invade this planet what are you plans? PD:I just told you I got no plans Pearl:What if Earth is destroyed? PD:Oh well at least do me a favor stuff my sweet Greg into a pocket space so I can play with him for the rest of time will you Pearl Pearl:You remember the human PD:Oh Greg I miss you so much how I loved your organic tentacles inside of my body! Pearl:Too much information my diamond

(courtesy of /sug/ we need this as you do)

[mason59hensley-blog]

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[theashesofthefirststar]

Queerness being regulated to sides characters is not revolutionary. Its the exact same trajectory we've been on with representation for years now. I love Noelle Stevons work out side of She Ra and I love She Ra in and of itself, but please think a little and stop forcing your mediocre standards of representation onto other queer people.

anyway im at my limit

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Joe Biden, N.F.L. Draft, ‘Avengers: Endgame’: Your Friday Briefing

Sri Lanka’s leader blames security officials

President Maithripala Sirisena said today that he had not been warned of terrorist threats and that Sri Lanka’s security apparatus would be undergoing a “total reorganization.” Mr. Sirisena, who is also the defense minister, has faced intense criticism since the suicide bombings across the country on Sunday.

Adding to questions about the government’s competence, on Thursday the Sri Lankan authorities vastly revised the death toll from the attacks, saying that about 250 people had been killed, not 359.

Another angle: The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for the attacks, offering a reminder that it doesn’t need to control territory to be a threat.

Closer look: Zaharan Hashim, a radical Muslim preacher accused of leading the attacks, had spewed violent rhetoric for years. Many in Sri Lanka dismissed him.

Seeking deals on trade

President Trump and Prime Minister Shinzo Abe of Japan are to meet in Washington today to discuss a bilateral trade deal that could give American farmers greater access to Japan and forestall tariffs on Japanese cars.

Japan initially insisted that the U.S. return to the 12-nation Trans-Pacific Partnership, which Mr. Trump abandoned two years ago. But concerns about North Korea and China have helped restart negotiations.

Yesterday: Mr. Trump said that China’s president, Xi Jinping, would visit the White House soon, fueling anticipation of a trade deal.

Anita Hill isn’t satisfied by Joe Biden’s regret

On Thursday, the day Mr. Biden announced his run for the White House, his campaign revealed that he had recently called Ms. Hill to share “his regret for what she endured” 28 years ago after she accused Clarence Thomas of sexual harassment during his Supreme Court confirmation hearings.

Mr. Biden, then a senator from Delaware, presided over the hearings as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Ms. Hill and others have faulted him for refusing to seriously investigate her accusations or to take public testimony from other potential witnesses.

Ms. Hill is now a professor at Brandeis University. In an interview with The Times, she said she didn’t consider Mr. Biden’s call an apology. “I cannot be satisfied by simply saying, ‘I’m sorry for what happened to you,’” she said. “I will be satisfied when I know there is real change and real accountability and real purpose.”

Closer look: Mr. Biden’s entry into the sprawling Democratic field immediately reshaped the race, but he faces deep skepticism. Here are five questions confronting his campaign.

San Francisco learns a hard lesson on integration

For decades, the mantra in education has been that ZIP code shouldn’t determine school quality. Few cities have pushed harder to make that ideal a reality than San Francisco.

The city lets parents apply to any elementary school in the district, having done away with traditional school zoning in an effort to desegregate classrooms. But what was once seen as a national model hasn’t worked as intended.

Quotable: “Our current system is broken,” said Stevon Cook, president of the district Board of Education, which, late last year, passed a resolution to overhaul the process. “We’ve inadvertently made the schools more segregated.”

If you have 23 minutes, this is worth it

Australia goes to war on feral cats

Feral cats are formally deemed an invasive pest in Australia, and they are driving the country’s native species to extinction — particularly threatened rodents and marsupials.

The government’s response has been to try to kill two million cats by 2020. Methods include dropping poisoned sausages from planes.

Here’s what else is happening

Invalid voting maps: A panel of federal judges ruled on Thursday that 34 districts in Michigan are extreme partisan gerrymanders and unconstitutional.

Abortion rule is blocked: A federal judge has issued a nationwide injunction temporarily blocking a Trump administration rule that would bar organizations that provide abortion referrals from receiving federal family planning money.

New cyclone hits Africa: The storm, Cyclone Kenneth, has made landfall in Mozambique and other countries, just over a month after Cyclone Idai killed more than 1,000 people and displaced millions in the region.

L train slowdown: Starting tonight, the line’s tunnel between Brooklyn and Manhattan is partly closing on nights and weekends. Here’s what to expect.

Bill for captive: North Korea demanded $2 million for the medical care of Otto Warmbier, an American student who fell into a coma while being detained and died days after his release. It’s unclear whether the Trump administration complied.

Uber’s I.P.O.: The ride-hailing company is said to be planning to price its shares at $44 to $50 for an initial public offering next month, valuing itself at as much as $90 billion. That would make it the most valuable of its generation of tech start-ups.

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Late-night comedy: The hosts had fun with Joe Biden’s campaign announcement. Trevor Noah was incredulous that Mr. Biden’s run in 1988 was cut short by an accusation of plagiarism: “That was a scandal?”

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And now for the Back Story on …

The bard of the comments section

April is National Poetry Month. So we thought we’d look at a different kind of poet: Larry Eisenberg, a prolific commenter on nytimes.com who posted in verse, mostly limericks.

He turned a decade of news into poetry, from the doings of President Barack Obama and President Trump to sports to TV reviews. In 2011, he took on the topic of social media:

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That’s it for this briefing. See you next time.

— Chris

Thank you To Mark Josephson, Eleanor Stanford and Kenneth R. Rosen for the break from the news. Remy Tumin, on the Briefings team, wrote today’s Back Story. You can reach the team at briefing@nytimes.com.

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Paint Over It or Cover It? School Mulls Options for George Washington Mural

A couple of months ago, a working group was hired by the San Francisco Unified School District to determine whether or not a mural of George Washington was offensive enough to demand action from the district. The working group, undoubtedly comprised of UC Berkeley graduates who see offense in everything from a cop car to the American flag, unsurprisingly concluded that it was. With its depictions of Native Americans and blacks, the group said, the mural was far too demeaning to leave on display in the halls of…George Washington High School.

Next week, the San Francisco school board will take a vote to determine how to move forward. The choices: Paint over the nearly 100-year-old mural, or find some way to cover it so that it isn’t offending sensitive students on a daily basis. No option is on the table that would leave the painting of our country’s founding father open for viewing.

The mural consists of 13 panels, several of which the working group said “traumatizes students and community members.” Those panels depict Washington near a group of explorers walking by a fallen Indian. In another panel, Washington observes as slaves perform manual labor. None of those things actually happened in American history, apparently. Or, if they did, they are far too painful to commemorate through the medium of art. We have to change history, lest our young snowflakes have a breakdown on social media.

At a meeting last week to consider the proposal, school board members were themselves “traumatized” by just hearing about the mural.

“Commissioners Gabriela Lopez, Alison Collins, Stevon Cook, and Mark Sanchez commented on how emotionally draining it was to hear — and have other rehash for them — the pain they know firsthand comes from violent, demeaning imagery like this,” reported San Francisco Weekly.

Aw. Someone get these poor school board members some smelling salts and a cup of tea. They’ve clearly been through a lot.

We don’t believe for an instant that a majority – or even substantial minority – of students at George Washington High School were clamoring for this mural’s removal. This is campus hysteria, writ small. Now that far-left, identity-politics-soaked mobs have ruined higher education, they are beginning to trickle down into our high schools. If this mural got more than one or two official complaints, we would be surprised.

Emotionally draining. Please. For more than 200 years, Americans have had the guts to look our own history in the eyes without fainting. Now all of a sudden, we’ve been overtaken by a small subset of professional complainers who don’t come fully alive until they are “offended.” If we don’t start taking a stand against these Social Justice Warriors soon, we’re going to lose more than murals and statues.

[dangerouslychocolateobservation]

Smells like Reality......

(Another different plot to Reality returning and wanting to kill those who caused his death in S19.... The tittle is based on Think up anger smells like teen spirit, I just love that song~)

It was a rainy, dark shitty night at south park.... Makes U wanna wish back those less shitty snow days....

Cutscenes to Randy, who is with his dad at his old war friends shitty house... The only elderly man who hasnt been sent to the old folks home for some strange reason...

It was poker night, every month they catch up chat about their old glory days. Its enough to make U blow Ur brains out..... Or if U dont have a gun, stab yourself in the throat...

Marvin was bragging about him taking another victory tonight as he always fucking does....  They actually had a camera on to capture there long boring moments as if U wernt tortured enough.....

Sparky was sniffing about in the room, Randy was forced to bring Sparky with him... Since Sharon is working night shift, Shelly is at a slumber party and Stan was working on another retarded project with his friends....

Randy was messaging on his phone, texting Steven about his misery right now...

Amusing each other with classic emojis~

Marvin told Randy to get off that darn phone and come see how how poker is really played! Randy sarcastically informs him that its a mobile phone, not phone....

Marvin then tells him if he is gonna be a sarcastic prick, informing Randy that he knows a little sarcasm himself..... He suggests that he takes the dog out for a walk, his sniffing is making his old war friends feel uncomfortable....

Randy, still messaging like a teen XD Says its raining enough of cats and dogs without him adding on another one...

Marvin trying to calm himself... Then tells Randy that he can film the house with the spare head cam for them. 

They want footage from around the house, so they can document it, so poor lonely bastards can see where the poker champions compete every glorious night...

The one thats filming there poker game shows losers how to be a real poker champion.. A game that requires strength and patience, Randy yells okay before his dad could go on any fucking further!

He takes Sparky, grabs the head cam and heads upstairs, Randy was still surprised of how men in there 90s got a hold of seriously high tech equipment... Randy staps on the headcam and starts rolling.

Sarcastically talks about the house and its history... Knowing Randy.. It goes on for a while.... Randy documents while still texting Stevon, telling him that he is now filming a documentary that can kill U in just 30 seconds from just watching the start of it....

Steven texted him lol XD 

Its worse enough that he has to film this stupid documentary but he has to fucking have Sparky with him..

Randy growls and snarls at him... Both Randy and Sparky have a strong hatred for each other... Its why U never see them together... Randy seriously cant remember agreeing to let Stanley have dog in the first place...

Not only is Sparky a dumb gay dog that humps about any living thing and none living thing... Thats typically speaking, even if its dead.... Randy remembers how embarrassed he was when Sparky kept on humping Pc Principals leg....

THE DOG COULDNT KEEP HIS PENIS IN HIS FUCKING PENILE!!!! Sparky thought Randy was the one to talk.... Rolling his eyes....

Randy glared at Sparky..... God he fucking hate dogs... He aso remembers those days with his dads old dog Patches.... He tried to forget those days...Why the hell couldnt stan have a cat lover instead... 

He cant think of a creature more irritating.... (We can XD) 

Randy hurried on ahead so he can get this fucking documentary over already... All he had to do was film the rooms and the attic, Randy continues to comment while doing it...

Randy suddenly heard something... He turned around, no one was there... Randy then thought it was just Sparky making a fool out of him and carried on with his filming... (Randy U don't need someone to make a fool of U...)

Randy entered one of the rooms and filmed some footage,it was just a regular old boring as hell room.... Randy sighs before turning round to exit the room...

He jumps when a unknown figure is infront of him!

Randy breaths heavily while examining the stranger... who was dressed in an an old fashion coat with really high collar... His face was covered with a black mask, hiding his eyes and mouth....

The mask figure didnt speak, just stared at Randy.... Or at lest.. It looked like that he was staring Randy down....

Randy catches his breath back and assumed it was on of his dads old friends pulling a prank on him.... Or a test to see how he handles this situation.... Fucking old senile bastards he thought.......

Randy sarcastically asks if this was the part where he was supposed to act scared? The masked figure didnt answer so Randy assumed yes and acts like he is scared out of his mind... With little acting or effort....

Randy then notices Sparky backing down,growling and snarling at the stranger... Dogs only do that when they sense evil....

Randy stops.... He looks back at the mask figure.... Randy slowly backs down...

The masked figure then took out a knife.... He aims for Randy! Randy screams and tries to run out of the room with Sparky!

Randy and Sparky try to get away as fast as they could while the masked killer tries to pull back his knife from the wall! Once succeeded, he chases after them!....

Randy pulls out his phone to text Steven for help! But the killer attacks him, pins him down to the ground! Graps his phone and throws it against the wall!

Constantly trying to stab Randy down but he wont let him! Randy tries screaming for help! But his dad has the fucking old music box playing! So there is no shit chances of him or friends hearing them cry for help!

After a few escaped stab attempts, Randy dashes to the attic!, grabbing his phone before bringing down the stairs and tells Sparky to come on!

They quickly make it up and shut the hatch! gasping for air!... He was in real deep shit this time.... Of all the days he didn't bring his gun.....

Randy looks at his phone, it is all smashed... There was no way of him contacting for help....

Randy tries to think.... There has to be another way out of here... He looks around to see if there was any windows but he remembered its one of those old creepy attics....

Everything in this house was a fucking antique!!

Randy hears the killer, he quickly hides behind some boxes.... Sparky hides in the corner....

The killer makes his way up.... He looks around... Dangling his knife by his side.....

Randy covers his mouth to stop him from making any sounds... As the killer walks..... Randy puts his head to his knees to say this was the end of the line....

Instead he walked by Randy and headed to the corner of the attic where Sparky was... Sparky quietly whimpers.....

Randy had to do something... He took a piece of junk out of one of the boxes and threw it over at the other side of the attic. It got his attention as he goes over to look...

Randy gives spark the sign to quickly come over! Sparky quietly runs over to Randys side and hides with him...

As they still hear the killers footsteps..... 

P2...

(Sorry im stopping it there guys! Im really tired! lol! Havent slept well the last few nights cause of an irritating rash on my feet and hands.... Getting a bit better now so hopefully ill get a good sleep tonight and write part 2 tomorrow where the new sp ep is aired! ^^)

Stay tuned guys!>