#and now i got big brudder brain rot

[whumperooni]

I gotta ask before I go to sleep--top five bnha big brothers!

nii-chans! nii-chans! nii-chans! (*°▽°*)

I, uh, maybe got a lil rambly toward the end, but I just couldn’t help myself;;;;

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1) Natsuo Todoroki

The blueprint, my heart, my love, the keeper of my soul. Natsuo-nii is the best big brother ♡♡♡♡♡ He just wants to make you laugh and smile and stuff your lil cunny with his cum until it can’t fit anymore in. King of aftercare and simp of the year. He gets jealous, yeah, but that only makes him dote on you even more so all your attention goes back him ♡

2) Mirio Togata

Maybe a little out of left field for me, but Mirio would be such a good big brother!!!!!! He’s caring and playful and always up for adventure! He’ll keep you out of trouble while making sure you’re having a good time and he’s always down to watch so good they’re bad movies that leave you wheezing and giggling on the floor. Loves to tickle you and see how breathless and blushy you get. Loves to kiss you in the middle of it and get you mewling when his tickling fingers switch to kneading your breasts. Big bro Mirio is more than happy to let you sit on his lap and he’s even more happy to let you sit on his face!

A silly nii-chan who thinks you’re nothing short of perfect ♡

3) Keigo Takami

Keigo-nii is only number three just because he’s always so busy :c It’s not his fault he’s a busy birdy, though, and he always, always makes it up to you! Whenever he’s home, he takes you on shopping trips and buys you the prettiest lingerie and all the shiny jewelry you could ever want. He loves to come home and find his cute little sister in the kitchen making dinner for him and he loves to eat our your sweet lil cunny while you’re trying to do the dishes ♡ 

King of cockwarming- he adores nothing more than to have his adorable little chickadee sit on his dick while the two of you watch movies and chit chat. If you fall asleep on him, he’ll slowly and softly hump into you until you’re nice and warm and bred and then he’ll carry you to the bedroom so he can tuck you in.

4) Eijiro Kirishima

Kiri-nii is loud and happy and so energetic! There are moments of weakness, though- little slices of time whenever you can see the self-doubt worm its way into his mind and flicker across his face. All he needs is a big, warm hug and several kiss to the cheek, murmured words of validation from his lil sis to make it all better.

He’s a great cuddler and he revels in domesticity- he loves it whenever you wear an apron when cooking and he actually has fun cleaning the house for you because that means turning up the tunes and singing loud, grabbing onto each other and laughing while you spin around the kitchen and dance.

Kiri-nii likes to go out with his friends and he loves to drag you along too! He’ll brag on you so much it’ll make you feel like you’re head is gonna pop and he loves having you sit on his lap so he can wrap his arms around your waist and hook his chin over your shoulder while you beam and soak up the attention from his friends. If he goes out without you, you can expect him to come home drunk and grinning. He’ll be quick to pepper you with warm, smacking kisses as soon as he sees you and he’ll be even quicker to throw your legs over his shoulders so he can indulge in his favorite treat ♡

5) Hitoshi Shinso

Oh, Shi-nii. Oh, Shi-nii. 

Hitoshi is a stricter big brother than the rest- he’s a little quicker to annoy and a litter quicker to snatch you away from anything he deems is inappropriate for his lil sis to be involved in. Shi-nii has a long list of rules for you and as long as you follow them, everything is peachy keen! But if he thinks for just one second that you’ve broken one, then you’re in for it. He’s not afraid to use his quirk on you and he’s not afraid to lay you over his lap, spank you until you’re sobbing and apologizing with broken little pleas. Hitoshi is possessive and protective, but it’s all for your own good- he reminds you of that when he’s wiping your tears away with his big hands, when he kisses your forehead and tells you that he only does what he does because he cares.

Which he does! He loves his lil sis and he wants to make you happy. When he’s not being a strict guard dog, he’s busy doting on you in his own little way- making your bento each morning and picking up your favorite treat from the store, dropping lazy kisses to the top of your head while the two of you snuggle up after dinner to watch a movie. He helps you study and he listens to your problems, takes them in and mulls them over before dishing out his always solid advice.

You sleep with Hitoshi every single night- there’s no doubt about that. While he doesn’t really sleep as much as you do, he’s content enough to lay with you curled up beside him, content enough to stroke through your hair while you nuzzle up against him in your sleep. Shi-nii likes to wake you up by burying his face in your sweet little pussy and he loves whenever you wake him up by mouthing over his thick cock. He’ll give you lots of praise and send you off with a cunny stuffed full of cum before he lazily begins to get ready for his own day.

A good, strict nii-chan that just wants to keep his lil sis out of harm’s way ♡

Honorable mentions: Shoto, Bakugou, Kaminari, and Shoji!

Dishonorable mentions: Touya