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ratwars · 6 months ago

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Woke up multiple times from weird dreams again but maybe the stress is dissipating a little. The stakes were so much lower. Like there being a White Zombie halloween reunion show (impossible Rob said they would never reunite) in nyc and I won tickets but then it turned out I only won a discount on tickets that were 500 dollars (what) so I was like fuck that shit. It was a package deal that came with a pumpkin. Like that was supposed to make it worth it.

#blah blah blah dreams are boring but what if they started including various kinds of squash in ticket packages #you have to bring the squash to the show or they dont let you in. they can combat ticket reseller bots this way #because they have to have a functional address to recieve the squash #and no one will buy resold tickets if they cant guarantee the squash #e-scalping market collapses #tickets can only be sent so far in advance from the show so the squash is still good.#which is also an existing measure against bot buyers and resellers #ticketmaster collapses in this scenario as well somehow venues all go back to selling their own tickets #i just woke up sry sry if you read all that lol #-pers

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