#and no no one may mention my wife mei terumi

[darkclouud9]

okay I'm being silly just a few hermits and what naruto clan I think they'd be part of if they were in that universe (plus some explanations bc. non nart moots)

Etho would obv be a Hatake. the only two known members are Kakashi, and his father, Sakumo. they're known for their silver hair and white chakra blade (that Kakashi breaks). Etho's got silver hair and looks like Kakashi I mean what do you expect.

Pearl would be a Yuhi. again, very few known members, being Kurenai, her father, Shinku, and her daughter, Mirai. this one's based on the Pearl plush because her eyes resemble the Yuhi red eyes (also just as a small thing, Kurenai and Shinku's names both mean 'deep red'. their eyes are two shades of red, plus Kurenai has red lipstick. 5am Pearl skin, do you hear me.)

Stress would be an Uzumaki. there are a few named Uzumakis, being Naruto, his mother, Kushina, Mito, Karin, and Nagato. (all the females have more pinkish red hair, while Nagato, the only male, excluding Naruto, has more base red hair.) they're known for their insane healing abilities. so not only do I think Stress would fit in as a healer, the whole pink/red hair just suits her <3

now here me out. either, Uchiha Tango (which doesn't quite fit. Uchiha are known for their fire jutsu, but their hair is mostly black with a blue tint) or Terumi Tango (we only know Mei Terumi, but she has both, lava release and boil release, and I just think that heat/acidity is very Tango coded) my first thought was Terumi before I remembered Uchiha also have flames <3 also the colour of Mei's hair is more Tango than the Uchiha blue.

those are all the ones I thought of

but I wanted to think of someone for Senju

and honestly. Impulse and False are perfect for that imo.

firstly, both their hair colours are found within the Senju clan (in Hashirama and Tsunade respectively). I already thought about Impulse being similar to a character with no mentioned clan, being Yamato. (the reason that's even remotely relevant is because Yamato has the same wood release as Hashirama (but not nearly as strong) and people speculate he may have Senju blood in him that made him compatible (because every other test subject died but him.))

Hashirama's wife was Mito, and he had at least one kid with her. so beyond that line, kids after that would have INSANE healing abilities, bc. Uzumaki. and hundred healings. so I propose False being somewhere in that family, after Hashirama and Mito, so she'd be part Uzumaki and have those healing abilities.

Impulse would be somewhere along the line of 'the Senju split up and he was born into "another clan" to hide the strength of the Senju'. (to explain a little bit, an example: people had come to form theories that the Hatake developed from specifically Tobirama Senju, since those three characters all have silver hair. but they changed the last name to split this line from the Senju. there's almost no mention, no history, and no special characteristics of those from the Hatake clan. so it makes sense for them to have descended from some other clan. again, this is only a theory.)

[konansgirlfriend]

Six am thought: i HATE character design when one or both eyes are covered and it turns out they just have. normal eyes under there. What’s the point?? Sacrificing perception of depth for aesthetics??? Anyway this is why Deidara is better than Ino