#and my strategies is like. I want my kid to lick baltimore dirt. lead dirt.
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Sometimes I spook myself out of wanting a kid but then I go out w my friends who have one and relax like “I do not live in suburbia the people who hate having children are reaping rewards in their McMansions”
#it is kind of crazy tho bc you will read the crazier shit#and realize they live in a cultural wasteland where Facebook takes prescendent#and I calm down like#I will have a sick ass kid who I take to the park#I will not struggle bc the city is my village in a way. there are resources.#I saw a post that was like ‘where do you source metal free dirt’#‘I want my kid to play in mud safely’#and my strategies is like. I want my kid to lick baltimore dirt. lead dirt.#I can’t even imagine. I microwave my leftovers in Tupperware.#I hope my kid eats dirt. yknow?
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