#and my soul just went “YEAH FUCK UUUUUUUUU” and i just acted like kinda sad for “wanting to know what he would ask me”
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the-improbable-one · 5 years ago
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A friend just closeted me out in front of my art teacher but I saved my ass I never felt danger so close and so far I swear on my Yeezys I literally saw God on the eyes and punched his dick
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#atomposting#if someone didn't knew yet im trans lol#but the shit goes that this friend always calls me by my preferred name#but i told all of my friends to NOT say that name in front of my art teacher cause he didn't knew it yet#and today we were talking normal as usual after class with this teacher#and everything normal#UNTIL she starts to call me ‘he’ and by my pn but i normally don't pay attention to it as a way to say “she got it wrong lmao ha”#AND SHE SAYS A STORY WE MADE AND SAYS MY PN AND THE TEACHER ASK “Wait who's *pn*?” AND I LITERALLY FELT MY BLOOD GET TO MY FEET#and she looked at me and i just played it cool like “hey teach do you have a gf?” and it actually worked#BUT THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN AND HE LITERALLY STOP THE CHAT AND SAID “Why do you refer to she as he?”#I. LITERALLY. DIED.#and we went silent for a solid second before I came with some meme and destroyed the awkwardness#so we kept talkin UNTIL HE ASK SOMETHING#he looked at me and said “Hey *bn* can i ask you something?”#and i fucking felt my soul exit my body but on the outside i played it cool like “Yeah what's up m8?”#he was about to talk but shush himself and went '“How much trust do you have with these (my friends) from 1 to 100?”#i KNEW what he would ask so i said “Oh like an 80 or 90?” and he just went “Oh ok nevermind then. If you said like 90 or 95 I would say it”#and my soul just went “YEAH FUCK UUUUUUUUU” and i just acted like kinda sad for “wanting to know what he would ask me”#but the rest of the talk was normal#after the teacher went i literally yelled to that friend “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU ALMOST DO MOTHERFUCKER?! I ALMOST GOT KILLED”#so yeah#this is the story of how i saved my trans closeted ass#shit this are too many tags
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