#and my nonbinary shaggy propaganda

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Phone Dude headcanons !

His name is David Filip-Jones! (it's a flip phone pun i'm not funny) He's 24, and grew up in Sacramento.

I don't even NEED to say this, but he is such a stoner. He gets high after work pretty often (kinda like Jeremy).

He really likes older tech and has a hobby of fixing retro games. He owns a Walkman cause he thinks they look cool, and exclusively plays Tony Hawk Pro Skater. Probably owns multiple weird pinball games that he has in his garage.

Speaking of skaters, he loves skating, snowboarding, surfing, anything with a board. Not very good at it, though.

Knows everything there is to know about Freddy's, mainly from a true crime channel called "Theories With Matt". He originally had to, since his job at Fazbear Frights was to give a little comedy spiel before people went inside, but he actually got really into it.

He's non-binary! Sorta in the same way that I imagine Shaggy is non-binary, where if you ask him he'll just say "Like, all these genders are made up" and that's it. He goes by he/him but honestly he's fine with whatever.

Dresses like someone's weird uncle. Bermuda shorts, Hawaiian shirts, sandals, the whole outfit. He's got a mullet, though he dyes the edges pretty often, usually green.