#and my love for lore-dumping about pdbc stuff

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live Nelle reaction

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UGHUGGUGHBUH SOBS. I LOVE THE PUMPKIN DADDY APPRECIATION GOING ON GENUINELY MEANS A LOT THAT PEOPLE AT LEAST SOMEWHAT CARE AUUGHHH SOBS EVEN MORE GLAD TO SEE THE GOURD FATHER IS A HIT. May do another info dump if I have the time later but who knows. But for now to yap about what was left in the tags here:

with the hypocrisy with the fish daughter! That is true, it’s quite hypocritical, but the situations were also quite different because Gourdie was a lot more reckless with it! She gave her fish human life without thinking of the consequences or what that fish daughter would require, and she gave her human life via demonic means which is what pumpkin daddy was constantly telling her Not to do. Honestly he’d probably be on board if she just wanted to turn a fish into a human to see if she could. But yeah it’s still hypocritical lmao he’s not a total monster but let’s be honest here he’s not that great of a guy either.

and YES he would DEFINITELY be pissed off at the island name change. But ERM ACTUALLY 🤓👆 Gourdie would/is probably be more upset than he was! She in fact she wanted it to stay very badly but everyone else was like “we are not keeping that name, please stop.” And you’re right, he’d probably be indifferent to his legacy being erased. Again, Gourdie was more upset over that. Pumpkin daddy pretty much erased the previous island owner from history so now he’s getting the same treatment. He probably wouldn’t/doesn’t give a fuck but Gourdie DEFINITELY does because that’s her BELOVED HUSBAND and how DARE you do this to him. A trait I don’t think ive ever mentioned is that Gourdie is terrified of being forgotten and she’s literally watching pumpkin daddy being forgotten as the months pass so she is NOT having a good time

And I mean. Yeah he’s not that terrible of a guy but you’re gonna have to keep in mind that he ripped people’s eyes out out of sheer curiosity and has tried to beat up children because they insulted him and he ruined an entire island’s economy. So uh. He is not exactly trustworthy

AND FOR THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS: I’m not sure I actually have any full ones. Woe. I do however have a variety of shoddily drawn/edited shitposts but I don’t have enough space to add all of them so I will only add the one where a toad nearly usurped him

What a horrific experience 😞😞😞

AND. I may do a longer post about the dimension stuff sometime. I do not know because admittedly I don’t understand it much myself lmao. I have this whole-ass diagram trying to explain a dimensional time theory and I completely forgot what any of it means. It has shit like “A + X = Aa, Aa =/= A, Aa = C” I don’t remember what the fuck any of it means but I’m sure I could remember if I tried hard enough

BUT UHHH YEAH THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO READ THROUGH THAT ENTIRE RAMBLE (RUNS AROUND AND EXPLODES)

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woah!!!!! it’s pdbc characters lore dump time (can’t call em OCs when half of the ones listed are technically not……….whatever)

tis but a brief summary of a few characters bc I can’t get into them fully, or we’d be here all day. but nonetheless, quick overviews and quick doodles. just because.

uurghghghg first of all Gourdie. I think I’ve mentioned her before? I love her heehee. I would get into the whole fish daughter more but she doesn’t have a set design yet soooo. anyway yeah Gourdie. she is great. she somehow survives by the end but at what cost!!! did not mention it here but one other thing is that she’s accidentally killed someone!!! Whoops!!! It was in self defense, kinda, but even with the almost nonexistent morals most of my characters have that’s still a universal no no, so she never told anyone and blamed it on a bear attack (why a bear would choose to kill someone by throwing a rock at them instead of, yknow, mauling them, is something that was somehow never questioned). anyway I love her

mmmm next up is less of a fleshed out character and more so just…whatever it is. Couldn’t really get into the details of it all here but maybe I will in the future cause I think the illusions are cool………mostly just mentioning this fella bc he’s important to The Lore. Also noooo I can’t believe I forgot to mention it here, but like I said before, Turtlemeister was (maybe) the one who summoned this thing in the first place!!

my beloved……uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu love her SO much. hey guys look it’s one of those ocs that aren’t technically original. Don’t even ask how I managed to twist a character who was in the source material for 7 panels into one of my favorite characters, I don’t know either and I don’t want to think about it too hard bc it makes me feel like a very bizarre person. I wish I could get into her more she is SO awesome and funny. I feel like she comes across as really depressing in the description but she really isn’t lmao she might be a Little traumatized but no more than everyone else….she’s just chillin half the time. UUUURRGHH love her so much……………unfortunately she is, as I said, dead. anyway who’s up next

OH GREAT HEAVENS.

NOT EVEN GONNA TRY TO FIT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FREAK IN ONE IMAGE. WHAT THE HELL. TOP 10 PUMPKIN DADDY OF ALL TIME. ERM. UH. WGHERE DO I STAFT. HUH. UHHHHHHH so he is objectively the best and if you disagree you’re wrong. favorite character ever he is the only reason PDBC exists. genuinely will not be able to list even half the things about this pumpkin bastard but I will rapid fire go over whatever pops into my head first

Has a citrus fruit addiction. Allergic to horses. License plate is NOVFD. once ate part of his own leg by mistake because it was in a roast beef sandwich at a concert. is scared of gloves (except for one (allegedly) magical glove named Lucretius). Is scared of King Arthur and the knights of the round table. was once a professional wrestler but had to quit because his opponent Tried To Fucking Kill Him. That’s kinda an important aspect I should go into more but I won’t because this is long enough already. Anyway. hates saltine crackers. technically has hundreds of children depending on what you count as children. they’re not biological children they’re…….ehhh that’s not worth getting into. sorta like the whole fish daughter thing but way more complicated. Has some weird biyearly peach scavenger hunt tradition??? learned to break the laws of physics and all he did was make a beach on the ceiling. is a pyromaniac and has set so much stuff on fire. Including himself but that was by accident. Has a complete monopoly on almost every business down to the smallest of industries like umbrellas. Has a band that makes…songs of debatable quality, on topics such as leprechauns. Somehow has never killed anyone. There are hundreds of thousands of people who want him dead. He likes banana bread and will break into your house to give you some.

As I’m typing this out it sounds like his entire purpose is to be random but I can assure you this all has explanations and he’s surprisingly rather normal. just wanted to clear that up back to what I was saying

He has a grudge against a family of woodpeckers (they wronged him). He has Many Mushroom Memorabilia. He has a bunch of pet mice, his favorite of which was tragically killed by some sicko working at a home improvement company. His dead mice are laid to rest in a mausoleum (GET IT???? MAUSOLEUM??? MAUS!??? GERMAN FOR MOUSE! ! ). he has a medical condition in which your brain physically operates too quickly which can lead to adverse side effects. the second the first snowflake falls he decorates for Christmas (including a living deer with LED lights tied around it). He’s friends with a little alien named Blarg. He has an abnormally low body temperature. He hates Mickey Mouse, and a moth named Michael moth (I think that’s its name?) because it eats his ties. Oh yeah he’s an ungulate, don’t remember why. Has pet llamas whose hair he uses to knit sweaters. Once got hit by a plane. Has had hundreds of thousands of strokes. Has fallen off a mountain (the incident was filmed and used in a commercial). Has the bizarre curse to constantly injure his heel. Once gave out baby pigs that he rescued from a slaughterhouse. Worked in the mines. O’chunks from super paper Mario crashed his wedding. He likes the letter M. He’s scared of snoopy. He’s allergic to turkey. Has little gopher versions of himself. Gets attacked by bugs often. Has high serotonin levels. Absolutely despise mystical creatures called Dinkies and would exterminate them all if it was allowed. I have no idea if he’s dead or not he just disappeared with only a cryptic email left in his wake. A skeleton once threw chemicals at him. Has a cat named shart. Can play guitar and piano. weird….cat….thing….I don’t even know man I can’t explain any of this in a way that makes sense. Maybe someday I will go into further detail but for now you just get an incomplete list of random things I remembered. he has a cohesive narrative I proooomise. if yall want a complete deep dive into him I will provide you with such, but unless there is demand I will spare you guys from having to deal with all of that stuff because it is A Lot.

anyway. face burning in embarrassment. here are my silly little guys thx for reading (coughs up blood)