#and my dog is my numero uno

[klanced]

Keith is such a lesbian ally his lady love interest got a yuri arc . #1 purse dog

keith is so powerfully lesbian adjacent that he sapphic-pilled acxa into a sexuality pilgrimage

[ph4ngz]

WORDS + MOANS || GENSHIN IMPACT

w/ diluc, kaeya, itto + tighnari <3

Whenever Diluc moans will always be a shock to you. It’s not that he doesn’t enjoy himself! He makes that perfectly clear with his guttural groaning and growling, the kind that almost puts you on edge and fills you up with delicious thrill. This redhead is rather quiet during sex, blessing your ears with rewarding praise at most two or three times, opting for a soft “nngh— good girl” or a simple “perfect”. But every now and again, he’ll slip up and lose control of his deep, thick voice. And when he does? Oh, it’s great.

How to get him to moan, you ask? Pull his hair and grind down hard on his lap, clothes on or not. You can rock your hips over his restrained, hardening cock, letting the friction and the light vibration that rolls down his lower half whenever your clothes catch on the seams of his pants send him to heaven and back. Or, you can manoeuvre yourself up and down alongside his freed length whilst never letting it inside, only allowing his tip to catch some of your slick so you can grind it all over his dick.

Either way, you’re guaranteed to hear something from him. A breathless “hm- huh!”, perhaps? Maybe a harsh “ugh, shit!” muffled into your hair. “Gah—! Fuck…?! Fuck, fuck,” is your personal favourite, this one only comes out if you grab him forcefully enough and put him into position. Diluc is usually the one in control, but who’s to say he doesn’t want you to take the reigns sometimes?

We all know who loves to dirty talk. Yeah, that’s right. Sweet-talkin’, sugarcoated Captain Kaeya.

He’s sly, with the way he gets into it. Starting off by bringing out the endearing yet somehow condescending nicknames when he’s got you trapped within his arms. Whispers a soft “hey sweetheart” into your ear from behind. Then, he smoothly runs his palm down your stomach and further until he’s got a grip on your clothed pussy, “oh… you like it when I do this? I’m not even moving my hand yet and you’re making a fuss” a hot moan leaving his lips when you whimper for him as his fingers tighten around your cunt.

He’s clever about it all, knows exactly how to have you whining his name in seconds. However, he’s not the only one with skill. You may not have him whining, but you can have him laughing to half-assedly disguise his state of overwhelming ecstasy.

“Ahah~ ha!” Kaeya’s voice is shaky, laughing with pleasure once your palm is firmly grasping his twitching cock, wrist flicking up and down with ease due to the precum he’s leaking. You always jack him off faster just to evoke those delectable sounds, earning you a huffed and puffed “not- not too fast…”, sometimes a humourlessly chuckled “you, fuck, you love the sound of my voice, huh?”.

There’s bonus points if you suck lightly around his swollen tip, too. “Ha- agh—! Archons, wait,” he’ll pant so sinfully, still trying to buck his eager hips to stuff your mouth full of dick even though you have an arm pinning him down.

Arataki Numero Uno Itto isn’t exactly the most composed one of all. That, and being as enormous in stature as he is, makes getting intimate with you quite the challenge if there’s people within a certain radius. This guy is like a bull in a damn china shop, wherever you fuck there’s bound to be a broken plate, a smashed window, a snapped bed, possibly even a hole in the wall. That’s obviously going to gain some attention from the public.

He’s loud too, not that he doesn’t do his best to be quiet, but he just can’t handle it! Especially if you ride him. Variants of “fuck!” rip from his throat with every snap of your ass against his pelvis, huge grabby hands gripping your hips to slam you down even harder. He’ll have his puppy dog eyes clenched shut, eyebrows bowed with rapture, letting you know how good your sloppy cunt is to him with a stunned “I, you’re so- hah, hah, hmph! Wet a-and warm, I can’t!”.

Itto gets off on your moans as well, and he’ll use his strength and stamina to fuck you faster even when you’re on top, using little tricks he’s learnt to up your volume. He has you hovering over his cock at this point, his hands lifting you up by your arms. This is when things get broken. “Baby, baby, baby! I’m so, ah, close!” is what he exclaims before the sheer bounce and power of his thrusts suddenly crack most of the wooden slats beneath the mattress. And even then he doesn’t stop in the slightest, only moaning a slurred “m’sorry! M’sorry, I swearrr” in response.

Pfft, Tighnari. Stupid, mean Tighnari, just thinking about him has you snarling. This forest watcher is ruthless with his reprimanding when it comes to you. “I thought I told you to keep it down” He’ll swiftly cover your mouth with his palm as he’s jackhammering into your poor pussy, proceeding to murmur grumpily about your stubborn behaviour. He likes to get you riled up with snide remarks or questions, things like “not so tough now, are we?” and “finally off your high horse?”

Sure he’s kind of an ass, but you almost always get him to let loose sooner or later. A contributor to this is the sensitivity of his ears, the sudden moans that come straight from his chest if you lean in and whisper dirty things are quite the surprise. “nngh~ hey, stop that—” he’ll flick them to bat away your touch as well, desperate to hold whatever level of power he has left over you while his cock grows impossibly harder.

If you put up with his snarky bullshit for long enough, you can have him all at your mercy. “Curse your needy little body, a-ah! M’ losing c-control…” he whines groggily from behind you, holding onto your shoulders to pull your ass flush against his hips. He fucks you so fast that the both of you genuinely have trouble staying upright and in position. He’ll even start to beg sometimes, switching up real quick because of the intensity and pleasure, “touch my ears, baby, touch my ears— huh! Yes yes yes, mmph,”.

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[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

reasons why the brothers in piracy have my heart and soul

aka a not-so-brief lore rundown explaining one of the main reasons why i am still crying over block game pirates

canonical golden child and scapegoat dynamic raised in a highkey toxic environment together but they reconciled early in the series

the first thing p!acho convinced p!scott to do after the reconciliation (on the same day) was to go sail out and help star get stars cute dog home (his name is dipper. he is baba)

p!scott @ dipper: "you look after him, okay?"

also same day as the above: p!scott jumped in front of a gun for p!acho. the protecc instinct only goes up from there

and during the reconciliation itself: p!scott made p!acho apple pie :((( p!acho then got p!scott some sweet treats as well

p!bek takes a bounty out on p!acho and immediately tells p!scott without knowing about the brother thing. that is how p!bek found out they're brothers and then had to hurry and carry out the bounty before p!scott could snitch

(p!bek carried out the bounty before she got snitched on but still failed it anyway LMAO)

p!acho claims to hate the heron faction and initially refuses to trust the other people in the nightingale faction to talk to the herons about something weird they found (read: server lore stuff). 15 minutes later, star is entrusting p!scott with that information, completely unprompted. absolute hypocrite, i love star <3

p!acho is one of the first people p!scott shows his tentacle grappling hook to (tbf i think he was the only other person online at the time but still. they are silly <3)

p!scott also kept his dogs at the nightingale base with dipper for a while <3 doggo family, even if p!acho has the family tree completely messed up

acho also considered having a dog park / doggy play area built somewhere between the heron and nightingale bases but no one ever got around to doing that :(

first big lore event: they go to a whirlpool. p!acho tries to go into the whirlpool and asks p!scott to lasso star and pull star back up. p!scott's response: "i feel like i would lose my lasso. and my brother." p!acho: "THAT'S what you're concerned about?!" (LITERALLY archetypical sibling banter)

p!acho then asks p!owen to lasso star in and both get dragged into the whirlpool. p!scott: "i'm not losing my brother again" *LITERALLY JUMPS INTO THE WHIRLPOOL AFTER STAR* (clip)

they immediately try to look for each other after everyone got yeeted out of the whirlpool

time skip: p!scott gets kidnapped by cultists. p!acho practically loses it. it's really telling that p!apo (guy that would start a fight with anything at the drop of a hat) has to stop star from going directly into the cultists' base to solo a reacue mission (apo episode)

p!acho: "i don't want to lose anyone. not again."

also: rescue mission time. the two brothers are the first pov characters to kill anyone in the series. also sweet reunion

time skip to halloween event (scott was not there due to life series reasons):

half the server gets trapped in the nightmare realm. p!acho's first nightmare message? "your brother hates what you have become. he regrets ever getting to know you again." (link to all messages)

star IMMEDIATELY STARTS HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN 4K. like, my guy believed that. several people reacted badly to the messages but no one else started breaking down by message numero uno and that message was THAT.

time skip again due to scheduling conflicts: big lore time

p!acho goes on big lore quest that is potentially fatal due to Trauma Reasons. decides to leave p!scott with all the money star has (over 100k, richest guy on the server at the time, like holy heck) + dipper + really freaking sad letter/intended last message

p!scott gets the letter. IMMEDIATELY tries to go after star. zero hesitation. potentially fatal? nah, who cares, brother in danger is the important bit

"i'm not losing my brother again. once was more than enough."

(also it's heavily implied that p!scott's abandonment issues were indeed started by p!acho leaving the house without a note and basically going missing in action for over a year soooo)

p!scott is the only person p!acho has ever entrusted with the knowledge of why star left the isles without a note and what happened afterward (aka the Trauma Reasons star went on that quest in the first place)

[for context, p!acho left the isles because star never felt at home there. on ao3, we call that the A+ Parenting tag. and now you know]

and guess what? dingdingding, the quest was all for nothing and was basically a trap all along! only one brother can live (like we all predicted this but our hearts still DROPPED)

reaction? THEY LITERALLY TRIED TO DIE FOR EACH OTHER like zero hesitation At All

p!scott is pretty much the first to volunteer and makes a grand ol' pre-self sacrifice speech and basically just. tries to pull the archetypical c!scott move

but this time? he fails.

p!acho pushes him out of the way of the death trap and takes the fall. literally in this case

yep, one brother got impaled in a spike pit and the other could do Nothing but watch it happen and is traumatized forever

as i said: doomed by the narrative. everyone and their mother knew only one brother would survive the series but most of us Predicted the Wrong One

anyways, canonical survivor guilt ahoy, p!scott made a grave and did adopt dipper. and then has to break the news to everyone

"i've spent the last week just… sticking to myself, thinking… i was ready and… now i don't know if i am. but i mean, i can't blame them, what do they want me to do? put on an ad in questbuy? hey, my brother's dead! don't ask questions! it's just like every time someone asks me… i'm reminded of how much i failed. i have to relive that moment again."

as i said, traumatized forever.

and then my guy brought out his ~25 pet kangaroos as a coping mechanism so people would ask him about those instead of his trauma.

iirc according to the writer's room behind the scenes stream, p!acho would have side-eyed the kangaroos so bad (which is 100% sibling behaviour)

so you see, for much of the series, p!acho would talk to the stars as "starlore", with the stars representing an important character from their year+ away from the isles (long story, solo lore stuff)

by the end of the series, the same tradition has passed on to p!scott (and p!graecie), this time with p!acho :(((

and at the end of the series, p!scott is deciding to leave the isles because it was what p!acho would have wanted to do :(

[eddsworldbish420]

Ohhhhh almost forgot about mattuardo sorreyyyyy

I feel like Matt x Eduardo is an interesting Muse x artist pairing.

Ok ok you know I'll just write it for you so I can explain it better:

Mtt: Oh this outfit looks absolutely fantastic on me, doesn't it my-

Edu: Stop, just stop right there. Hold that pose.

Mtt: Huh? What the hell, I just wanted to know if you like my outfit?

Edu: I do, hold still so I can get a good reference. *Walks to take an easel and canvas and the rest of his painting shit*

Mtt: Oh I'm flattered~! Heheh... I do agree that my face, this outfit and the rest of my wonderful, handsome self is always able to catch attention from the likes of you. After all.. only a true beauty captures the eye of numero Uno..

Edu: Hehe.. yeah there's no need to remind me of my absolutely amazing taste with that flowery.. fl..fucking poetry stuff of yours. Just keep posing there. I'm trying to capture your greatness you know..

Mtt: *scoffs* you know that's impossible!

Edu: Doesn't hurt to try, so I'm taking extra long on this one..

* 5 hours pass. *

Mtt: UGHHH..ARE YOU DONE?????

Edu: hold on... *unplugs phone* *snaps picture* Yeah...*shows canvas*

Mtt: WHAT???? THATS NOT EVEN ME!! THATS A DOG???!!

Edu: I mean you are a whiny little bitch so that gets the picture right.

Mtt: What did you have me pose for then??

Edu: Oh that.. hahaha.. yeah I just needed you to pose so my phone could take a photo.

Mtt: FOR HOURS??

Edu: Well my phone was dead so thanks for waiting hehehe...

Matt and Eduardo hate bang after this btw

Adorable can confirm that they do this

[wildechild17]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers ❤️

let's seeeeeee......

Numero uno: my dog, Dae. Would kill for him

2. Talking to my bestie @faraquezshipper5794 on anything and everything

3. My upcoming kitchen remodel bc I'll be happy to have that done and a bigger space to operate my business out of

4. The fact I am almost done with my book, can't wait for people to read it <3

5. Talking with fellow Fandom members

Thanks for this dearie it's been a while since I've answered an ask ❤️

[morbific-or-felicific]

You want Itto ideas? Fine. I'll give an Itto idea.

(Maybe it fits into the College AU who knows)

(Mans definitely got a sports scholarship and didn't actually know what to do, so he went for general studies just for shits)

Anyway~

You're driving around with this man. You get hungry. What do you do? McDonald's. Drive. Thru. There's no line. *gasp* You can go straight up to order. What does this man do? Oh, well he's got this covered. Does he know what you want? Hell no. Will he try his best to make you happy? Always.

Let the himbo try his best.

<3

okay this is fully just me whining about how i miss summer but i hope you like it <3

The warm summer air was flowing through the little volkswagen as you watched the man in the drivers seat struggle to turn off his windshield wipers. As he fiddled with the controls, you stared at him, baffled at how he fit in his little car without hitting his head on the ceiling. Afterall, he was one of the biggest men you had ever seen, but you supposed that’s just how it is when you’re able to get a full scholarship just for football.

He finally figured out the clearly very complex windshield wiper controls and looked over to you, looking very proud of his accomplishment. You smiled back at him, and you could see his cheeks turn slightly pink before he turned his attention back to the road.

It was so peaceful. The sunroof was open, revealing the beautiful blue sky, complete with fluffy white clouds. The windows were down as well, the cozy air rushing through both of your hair as you drove along with the traffic. You loved going on drives like this with your boyfriend, especially in the summer.

The plan was to find somewhere outside for the both of you to relax while you helped Itto with his homework until you both could watch the sunset together.

Before too long you both drove past a McDonald’s and a thought popped into your boyfriend’s head.

“Hey baby, are you hungry?”

“Hmm, yeah I guess, why?”

“Let’s go to McDonalds!”

“Hah, okay baby.”

His face lit up as he turned on his signal to turn into the McDonalds drive thru, and his smile only grew when he saw that there was no lineup. He pulled up to the microphone box to order, but before you could tell him what it was that you wanted, he stopped you.

“I’ve got this baby, let me treat you.”

You were once again prevented from responding, but this time by the employee taking the order.

“Hi there, welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you today?”

“I’ll get two McNugget happy meals please, with chocolate milk, toys, and fries.”

“Is that everything for you today?”

“Yep!”

“That’ll be $12.76 at the first window. Have a nice day.”

“You too, my man!”

He turned to you, looking absolutely delighted with himself before he moved the car forward to pay and get the food he had ordered.

When Itto handed you the two happy meals, he declared that he knew just where the both of you should go to eat and work. He began the drive to a little garden of wildflowers up a hill not too far from where the two of you were.

Itto parked the car near the hill and grabbed a blanket from the back of the car so the two of you wouldn’t have to sit directly on the grass. After a bit of searching, you reached an area that had enough clear space to sit down and was facing westward. Finally, you could both eat your food.

“Isn’t this perfect baby? I knew you’d like it. Afterall, I am the one and oni, Arataki ‘numero uno’ Itto!”

“Thank you baby; this was sweet.”

You smiled at your puppy dog of a boyfriend while he was practically wagging his tail at the fact that he had successfully made you happy.

“Wanna work on your work now?”

“Ughhhh do we have to? We could play a game instead!”

“Let’s do some work.”

You could see him deflate a little bit, but he was happy to do work if it meant he got to spend time with you.

The two of you worked there until the sun began to set and the golden light washed over the hillside, making everything look like a dream. Maybe this was a dream. Maybe this was all a perfect dream of a perfect summer afternoon with your perfect boyfriend, but you were okay with that because for now, you were living in that dream.

[chuuyahoo]

Zhongli x Childe

Café au fluff one-shot (1970 words)

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" Hey there Zhongli !! how are you doing today ? i hope im not too early for class" greeted Ganyu

"Im doing doing just fine and no you are right on time" Zhongli replied with a kind smile.

Ganyu, a busy med college student, very sleepy but extremely hardworking.

"Come driving rain or winds that churn, I shall return, by blade alone, armed, if barefoot, to my home.. good evening Mr. Zhongli" Kazuha said with a polite smile as he took his seat on the counter of the empty cafe.

"Good evening Kazuha , you are as poetic as always"

Kazuha, a middle school student with a way with words.

"Arataki "Numero Uno" Itto, here in the flesh! Hahaha... *cough*"

"Good evening itto .. er are you alright ?" Zhongli asked with a concerned smile

"Yeah im chill gramps"

"well thats good to hear" Itto took his seat besides Kazuha and started chatting away about beetles because "They're so cool little dude you have no idea"

Arataki Itto , an animal enthusiast and Earth science major, hes very excited most of the time.

"Good evening Zhongli !! Ei is finally free from mid terms so she's able to join us today!" Miko, freshly graduated, works in a publishing house.

"Hello." Ei or Raiden , she's in her last year of college doing business studies.

"Greetings Miko , Ei , im glad you could join us today !

We'll be making Bento cakes. They are the size of a bento(lunch box) but the rest is exactly the same as a normal cake."

All the "students" were standing at their own stations, which were just the cafe tables put together. They had a small notebook and pen in their hands ready to write down what notes Mr. Zhongli aka their teacher gave. A few actually wrote notes while some doodled "Beetle shaped icing supremacy"

Zhongli is a college graduate from Liyue College of Teyvat. He graduated in Business studies and culinary arts . Wanting to become a chef from an early age he had a clear dream in mind and was currently living it by owning a small yet popular cafe called Cafe Rax (named after his pet cat morax). He owned a few other places aswell but spent most his time here. He often gave lectures at LCT , being an alumni there.

baking lessons after the cafe closed was an impulsive decision but a good one since he found many friends. All the people came for different reasons.

Ganyu : "I feel like im too involved in work and i wanted a new hobby!"

Kazuha : he works at the cafe as a part timer "so why not, i wish to see where this path leads me"

Itto : "im gonna bake delicious stuff for granny, she's done so much for me !"

Miko : "itll be good seeing you everyday my friend , plus me and Ei can bake together"

Raiden : "for Miko"

The strength on the so called baking class was small but they were a happy lot.

"Firstly i want you all to tie your aprons and wash your hands"

Everyone in class had an apron of their choice , all of them had specific designs sewed onto them , Zhongli's had a small whale , Ittos had a little brown dog , Kazuha's had a purple and white electro sign , Ei's had a pink fox and Miko's had dango.

"Okay people now take out the following ingredients

2 eggs

1 egg yolk

Dark muscovado sugar 60g

Maple syrup 15g (1.5 tbsp)

1/2 tsp salt

All-purpose flour 50g

Dark cocoa powder 10g (1.5 tbsp)

("Thats sugar itto not salt"

"Pffftttt ofc i knew that haha-")

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He ran with a smile on his face and cheeky but slightly vacant eyes as water splashed around his feet and all of his clothing became drenched. If he didn't quickly find shelter, all of his books would be a tangled mess of soggy pages. In the distance, he could make out Cafe Rax. He debated whether or not to enter the coffee shop because there was a particular person there who gave him feelings he had never experienced before. He was motivated to genuinely live, to get up, and to improve by the person inside. If only the person was aware of him, things might progress if they did.

. . . . . . Okay maybe that was a little dramatic, they were best of friends but Mr. Ginger went ahead and fell in love .

Tartaglia had known Zhongli for at least four years, first as a senior in college, then as an alumnus delivering speeches, and last as a friend and his own personal barista who provided him biased discounts that no one had the courage to point out.

The bell jingled loudly, signalling the entry of a person into the cafe. Tartaglia came here every day at the same hour, so no one needed to turn their heads to see who it was. Zhongli looked up from where he was removing his mittens to see his best friend, whom he secretly adored staring at. Wet, vivid orange hair clung to his forehead, blue eyes flashing brightly, and a broad smile with all teeth and heated cheeks. Seeing his best friend in this state made Zhongli's heart race. He grabbed a towel and ran over to the ginger, grumbling about how he'll get sick if he continues forgetting his umbrella . "You should be more careful Childe , how many times have i advised you to carry a raincoat or an umbrella-"

He stopped abruptly when a hand came up to his face and a dainty finger grazed his cheek. His cheeks flushed at the contact, he barely managed to keep his composure .

"You had flour on your cheek" said Childe

Childe brushed his thumb again on the brunettes cheek , his touch was feather light .

It was flawless. Zhongli had a whale apron on, while Childe had a towel over his head and messy hair, all raw and domestic. Zhongli's eyes followed the tiny water droplets trickling down the ginger's face as they exchanged glances.

Zhongli extended his hand to touch Childes. He then closed his eyes and relaxed, savouring the sensation of his best friend's palm brushing across his cheek. Childe admired and loved him with all of his heart, hoping Zhongli could see how his eyes shone at the thought of the other man. The rest of the room was silent until Itto's cough shattered the tension

(his face was red from holding in the cough "dude." "sorry little guy i tried my best" "drink some water")

When the trance was broken, Zhongli returned to work with a flushed face, and Childe started doing his assignments as usual on Zhongli's desk. Both of them were focused elsewhere.

How could they focus on work when that just happened. Childe was getting tired of this 'routine'. He really wished for Zhongli to see him in a different light. Not as a friend but something more. He wanted to mean to Zhongli what Zhongli meant to him. He wanted to watch the sunset with him , hold hands , kiss him and be his forever and ever .

He distracted himself with algebra and soon enough his thoughts were lost in numbers and variables . He was so laser focused on his work that he didn't hear several ovens and the rustling of people walking out the door with the jingle of the bell.

("Cya little dude , now imma let granny taste this !!" "farewell for now my friend , i wonder how scara will like this" "Lets have a movie date ei" "of course")

Zhongli cleaned up the counter thoroughly. He collected all the bowls and other utensils used and kept them under the sink , then putting away all the extra ingredient back to their places.

He took out the freshly baked bento cake and started icing it. He had a variety of colours from which he chose blue , orange and little bit of red. He somehow managed to draw a chibi childe. He was happy with his creation. But he was also nervous because today was the day he was going to do it . Risk it all . Confess.

Zhongli had thought of the most extravagant ways to confess to childe but then he settled for the most familiar and meaningful way to do it. By baking. the cake had both his love for baking and for his dearest childe. He gazed at the ginger sitting at a desk , scratching his pencil on paper , eyes narrowed in concentration as her did his work. He couldnt be more proud , remembering the struggle the other had went through to reach this level of calm. The leg shaking had lessned and the focus had increased , his eyes were just a smidge brighter . Knowing he played a small role in the happening of that was just elating .

He grabbed the bento and softly kept it on the gingers desk which made him look up. He noticed?the cafe to be empty and all cleaned up.

"Sorry for intruding !! i should get going Zhongli"

"Its alright , i have to talk to you. Have this first , its- uh i made it for you"

(aww man he even looks professional while stuttering thought childe dreamily)

"For me?? im flattered , truly. If i may , what is the reason for such a mmmm delicious present?"(from a delicious man like yourself )

Zhongli took a deep breath as he took Childes hands in his, he could feel the roughness of his fingers , the warmth of them. He was feeling a different sense of calm. He was relaxed as he looked into his best friends eyes and dared to say the words harboured in his heart.

"Tartaglia, my darling I'm grateful for every minute you've spent with me. I'm always afraid that I won't be able to repay you. I adore you more with each passing year that we remain friends. I've never felt such intense feelings for someone before you. You came into my life and lighted it up. Your ocean blue eyes and beautiful hair never cease to amaze and entice me. I love you. With my entire heart. I would like to court you if you allow me to , beautiful. "

Zhongli looked up from where he had his eyes fixed on their conjoined hands. Blue eyes shone with unshed tears. He panicked for a second before relaxing at the sight of a smile making its way up to Childes face. There was a lot of crying as the younger shoved his face into Zhonglis chest and held onto him like he would never let go. Childe was just so happy to have his feelings returned.

After crying and blabbing out response to the confession, Zhongli looked at Childe and he looked ethereal even with red rimmed eyes and a puffy red nose . He cupped his face softly as he stroked his cheek with the pad of his thumb. They looked into each others eyes "Yes. You can court me Zhongli" said childe with a smile. They dont know who closed the distance but with the feeling of soft lips on each other , their minds went blank. They shared a single innocent kiss , till it became 2 then 3 and then countless. The love was visible in their every movement . The way Zhongli held the youngers face , the was Childe wrapped his arms around zhongli and into his hair and finally the way their lips moved against each others , something fresh and new that could never get old ....

Miko walked back to her house with a smile on her face as the sun shone down on her giving her an ethereal glow..."guess i'll get my notebook tomorrow , at least they got their shit together"she laughed and went her way...

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an : Thank you so much for reading!!! I hope you enjoyed :D it was really fun writing this, it's my first time posting here so this is new . Don't hesitate to point out mistakes!! Love y'all <3

Drink water!!

[rathockey]

If you would still like to answer 💙

🎵 favorite artists

🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog

🎂 when is your birthday?(only if you want💙)

🩷 dream job?

🩵 do you have any pets?

🎵- im assuming this means music artists bc of the music note! GREEN DAY NUMERO UNO, fall out boy mcr are my big three that i will always love forever no matter what, and then also i love billy joel and bruce springsteen :)

🖤- working out and writing and playing instruments!

🎂- february 22nd!

🩷- oh boy i wish i had an answer for this i so do fhskdhs NOT what im doing now ill tell you that!

🩵 - i personally do not but i consider my parents dog mine as well since i was living with them when they got her!

here is a picture of her enjoying the backyard ghskdh her name is roxy :)

get to know me!

[cyberdragoninfinity]

For the ask meme!!! I Know you play the card games in some capacity, would LOVE to know what kind of deck you play!!! (I forgot the number I’m sorry)

YESSSS i think it's like?? 25? 25.

25. Do you play the TCG and if so, what type of deck do you use?

OK SO DISCLAIMER i only play like actively pvp on Duel Links so that's where I develop and run all my decks BUT. I HAVE A COUPLE I RLY ESPECIALLY HAVE ENJOYED PLAYING THERE

D/D/Ds were the first deck i got rly fuckin good with and had so so much fun with (which is so funny since D/D/Ds are apparently??? notoriously overcomplicated to the point it needed Excel spreadsheets to lay out your starter combos lmao)--I love that it utilizes so many different summoning mechanics and just completely boss rushes the field it's so fun getting like 3 Big Demon Beasties out on the field and just wrecking shop. Very excited to meet Declan when i watch arc-v so i can see Triple D's in action!!! my friends the Different Dimension Demons!!!!

fav D/D/D: my puppy dog Dragonbane King Beowulf

I also really enjoyed playing Goukis!! I was running them on Leo 5D's in duel links and it was just a hoot. Again I love decks that just make 1-3 Monsters With Big Attack suddenly manifest on the field. They're just funky wrestler furries and helped me learn how to Link Summong so that's just so special for me.

fav Gouki: gouki the great ogre is so cool....his effect is so funny to drop on the field you just watch your opponent's monsters' ATKs just plummet beheheheh

Anyway my FAVORITE DECK TO PLAY!!! NUMERO UNO FAVORITE ARCHETYPE TO PLAY is my precious Meklords :3 hoohee funny robots i am hungry your synchro monster..... Gone. Theyre my nichefav's archetype so I'm biased but also I started playing them because they were doing rly well in the DL tier list for a period of time...then i just kept at it cuz theyre just rly fun to play <3 especially when you start doing crazy Xyz summons with them and blowing up your own field and stealing your opponent's monsters. They're the best. if they drop more meklord support in the future i will cry and explode slash pos

Fav Meklord: MY FAVORITE MECHAHYDRA BEASTIE TRISKELION!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM HUNGRY YOUR EXTRA DECK MONSTER. GONE.

[suguru-getos]

Hi congrats on 2k! Can i get a matchup from your event?

I'm female, she/her pronouns I'm istp 9w8 937.

PERSONALITY:

I'm ambivert,I'm very laid back and prefer to go with the flow of life but sometimes come off as ego-centric and domineering. I have to admit I’m a lazy person who prefers having a leisure more than anything else But once i find my motivation I'm actually pretty hardworking. I find it hard to get along with people who don't share my passions or hobbies or desire to excel. It would be nice to a be boss, but at the same time I like letting others operate how they want to do so. I like dealing with people at work and I want to be where all the actions, while at the same time helping people, but I just want to be left alone to do things the way I want to do it.

tbh I often think I’m above others, yet I am always willing to acknowledge that I’m a total piece of shit [very rarely tho] Sometimes i have fantasies and ideals that I want to start creating or becoming but i give myself a reality check and let the dream fade away. I’m very innovative but still choose the practical route a lot. It’s easy for me to create goals and envision the end results but it’s ridiculously hard for me to remain committed to the process.

I have a very big ego but one word alone is enough to destroy it. i Will never admit my wrong, unless internally.

LIKES:

My favourite colour is red, i love all shades of it but i especially love darker shades. I like horror genre [movies, books and etc], watching movies, listening to true crime and music[especially indie and rock music] i like Researching and learning more about myself. I love greek and Egyptian mythology. I'm really interested in psychology and philosophy. I also find researching about demonology and ancient religions interesting. I love Victorian/romantic/vampire gothic aesthetic I'm also very in love with gothic novels. I wouldn't really consider this as a hobby cause i do it once or twice a year but i also play volleyball and piano. I also really love spicy food and cats and snakes are my favourite animals.

I may not be a religious person but i love Christinan themed paintings, sculptures and buildings. I love gothic and baroque architecture.

I may not look like it and it may come of as a shocking news to a many people but i actually love and enjoy socializing.

DISLIKES:

I hate quiet places [i have trouble sleeping in quiet environment] I dislike sweet food, dogs, romance movies[i love romance genre just not in movies], "Pinterest goth" aesthetic, sweating, heat, smell of mushrooms, thought of ever growing old, getting wrinkles and dying. When grown up people act like toddlers [unless it's from a medical condition] when people make some kind of noises while drinking or eating food, cat haters, hypocritical people, i especially hate those people who say most homophobic, xenophobic and racist shit and call it a "dark humor", egg white [both smell and taste], People who ask questions during movies.

Love language:

Quality time [ giving]

Acts of service [giving]

Gift giving [ receiving]

hi i match you up w the one and oni arataki numero uno itto <3

en’s 2k event:

despite being ur polar opposite, he has high morals and standards. something he’d never sacrifice no matter what & looking for how highly u take yourself as a person, hes whipped. he loves people who love themselves. but he will love you more.

he knows you hate admitting that ur wrong, so he’d never publically argue in such a manner. however in the intimacy of the bedroom, he’d say it to you. he wants you to be vulnerable to him.

he actually asked a lot of questions in movies until he figured out you despise it ;3 then he shuts his mouth but u can still see he excitement beaming in his eyed

has no prob letting you take the lead but hes the dom in bed idc he personally told me that 💅🏻

will find the onikabuto for you for beetle fights, will probs cook the best lavender melon dishes as well <3

[zoot580]

10 Things I Promise To Do If Elected President

I'm jumping in as a last minute candidate. Here is why you all really need me to be your president. I promise you'll agree with what I've got to say...

Vote for me. That’s it. Vote for me. I’ve decided to throw my hat in the ring for the position of Commander-In-Chief. POTUS. Numero Uno. The Big Dog. Head Honcho. Why? Because year after year, decade after decade, the candidates never seem to address, or act on, the REAL issues. What’s most important to you and me. It’s too late to jump in the debates, so I’m simply going to tell you what I’m…

[mikichko]

ooooo fellow hammy boi lover? welcome!

you've joined at the right time, he's moving to ferrari next year. ferrari are clown team numero uno. it's going to be so fun (not) watching them fuck up strategies. if you need help with f1 stuff, yell into the void and ill try my best to answer

GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEEEEEAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT READY FOR THIS!!!!!1

but yes i like that stupid man and his silly little dog

[kaleschmidt]

TKP Character Skins for IDV

you have to let me be. Ok. I have the tism and it's important for me to have this. Trust.

Charon - Coordinator, but I'm a little loose about this. Idk, they have some kind of similar vibe to me. The coffee vibe. Also Charon should have a gun (ignore Martha has a flare gun. He has a firearm either way ok). Otherwise, Charon would be some kind of container, wanting to keep their employees/teammates from harm. Unfortunately the one who'd fit what I imagine for Charon is Orpheus as the Narrator.

Darrell - Postman. It's mostly because of the delivery of it all and Darrell WOULD have a dog like postman's. Also vi would def be a support type

Chazz - Prisoner. It's part bc of the snaggletooth, part bc I think she should be able to electrocute if she wishes. My other choice is Merc because he bounces around a lot and the speediness makes me think of scout from The Fort. 2. And I associate scout w chazz a bit so! Yea

Sven - Sven was hard because I couldn't think of a good assist character. Eventually I chose aeroplanist as a rescue character

Tammi - Tammi gets THREE choices bc peps numero uno. Professor, Perfumer, and Cheerleader. Professor is a top choice for the reptile of it all and I think contain + assist fits her a lot. Perfumer is from a vague knowledge of what I know of perfumer's backstory but guys I promise Tammi isn't doomed siblings. It's a different facet. But also Perfumer is a very loose choice still. Cheerleader because I think Tammi should be able to run behind her teammates cheering while their lives are at stake. Fuck this is kinda long huh. Tammisweep

Percy - also hard to think of. He'd be a decoder because I can't see him being a good rescue OR contain character. I refuse to make him lawyer because I can't do that to Percy. Idk. Fuck. Seer???????

Psike - Embalmer. It feels the most fitting, along with the anxious trait. Puppeteer is my other choice because :transgener flag: n puppets.

January - Lucky Guy. It just makes sense to me that January's an all-around character of sorts. WELL. Lucky Guy is just a container, but his easy control makes him a good tutorial char of sorts and I think it fits January. My second choice is Ganji for the batter of it all

Aster - Faro Lady. Having Aster being a decoder and terrible at rescuing feels like it would track. I considered psychologist for a bit. Antiquarian is also a choice

Kale - I was so tempted to just make him Explorer because I love the both of them. I still might. I can see Prospector being a good fit too on the account of Trust Me. Let Kale have fun and repel and attract

<Edit: Kale gets a hunter costume so. Smiley face. That's all>

Naomi - Mechanic. Mostly for the mechs. The thing that kinda repels me is Mech being fragile because. Naomi is not fragile. Another choice is journalist but the debuff for decoding.. it's tough out here

[originalkingdomwombat]

Cinity

Real Person Text created this song AI Diss

Uh yo the blaster mastermind With The Numero uno pen refuses to lose Ever and now and then again Quality breaks the silence when I am around but while we're here let's talk about this AI clown Because we can take off the gloves and throw down aliens From the future above and or underground I step to the mic audiences far and wide declare me the lyrical king with a crown know when I'm around uh yo im like 23 dunking on Artificial intelligence in through the hoop and down AI is so easy everybody can get it now and I bet AI is cleaning up it's face from a mass disgrace by the entire human race right now yo I'll leave AI at the bottom of charts when push comes to shove show some love I am an Angel lip Pouring Mr Pip on the AI Diss ignorance is bliss Resurrection of AI Goes like this Devine Power of God Bring AI back Just so I can slay AI again on this track like Yoda I am Back Taking off my Vader mask or vice versa whatever one hurts AI the most bra I am the highest life form on earth for what it's worth and I put the P in Power E in Existence R In Really F in the Flicking you off without flicking you off E in the earth is mine And T in all roads end at the Cross And that spells Perfect tilted hat sideways baby Ganksta no wanna be just an ally cat tv after cd because you cant get with these lyrical Darts Aiming at AI easy the light or Dark hitting flawlessly Tearing AI all Apart Brilliantly listen to the Sound of the AI king Pin fall infinitely while I've got that AI clown on the mat one two and three because there's Greater Intelligence in me pointing down at AI relentlessly Forever Cinity the Crown you put your faith in me now Above and underground Cinity Best Ghost writer in the Universe and beyond such to be found under God And what now AI shot down Like a hunting fowl Eatin up like dog chow AI Taking One L ringing a quitting Bell Cinity Victoriously Excels With the Greater Lyrical smarts best forever poetic works of art letting out a W Yell to people outta hell Crossing the AI Ringing that Quitting bell In a lyrical war Contracts torn outcast AI Response Washed up on shore and it didn't sound that bad but it was greater than that of what I Have just presented you on this personal person created blank Computer pad Holla at ya boy Cinity That Songs Texting professional Lad human Ad

[mindinated]

TUM P.

My name is Tum Phillpot  De Villanee

You all know me. I am the main man, top dog, and head honcho. Call it what you want. I am it.

If you all do not know me, you better ask somebody.

I am the head honcho; numero uno, as my frenemies may have finally realized and accepted.

 Loved and admired by all and sundry because I am the embodiment of truth. Truth is my passion. I am an avid truth-teller

 My people love me, overlook and even totally disregard my inherent lack of social intercourse.

True, I am rash, and brash and have been known to smash and trash conventions.

 Numero uno.

 Call me free-spirited. I am like the wind. I go anywhere I feel like going and say whatever I feel like saying. I have no filters whatsoever; and why should I, the scales are always in my favor.

Like the wind, I blow against, blow through, blow down, and blow away anything that stands in my way.

I have even been known to blow trash and rubbish into a cul de sac.

Here is a funny story. My detractors, especially my rivals, are fond of using my mother's maiden name, "De Fellonee", to address me. That is like water off the pigeon's back. Is it pigeons? Whatever, it is some kind of animal with feathers

Like I care. That is a good name. That is how I got my smarts.

  Well, that is all water around the island as far as I am concerned.

Remember this...I am the main man.

Who can out-trump me??!!!

[thetruekyle]

In a world, designed for the women, I am the villain, because I still want to catch them all with their pants down, to put my seed deep within and create mother Gaia anew, over and again, to grow a reverberating kingdom by my own loins, and to subjugate this prejudiced and catering, wild, wily world of domesticated humanity, to make it 'my bitch' in all the dogged ways that matter, and to inflame the gravity from within her constrained belly, swelling it to the point of bursting, that it may break and flood with new life, teeming with possibility and good old fashioned room to breathe, damming artificial scarcity by taking the reins of natural reproductivity and purposeful husbandry et al by its gritty honchos; I will never be the nice guy ever again, even if I tried- and instead I shall sweep and infuse every wombun with this bread, rejoin flesh with my own flesh, and reunite every bone once more with my bone, instead -a volTRON gone Rinzler- turncoat and fighting for user numero uno, but standing up a solidly-founded home, heaven scent, a rent-to-own, and comprising a whole BLT sammich, without the lettuce, like I am a missing puzzle-piece of a man called B.T. Bruno... jogging left, looking after you, but as always, all love for the anchor dropping off that edge, with that cool splash in your see, with the sheer breadth and relative dimensions of my dreadNOughT on full display, I can be the bad guy, I always could, the real challenge is doing it scarily easy, while holding onto that slack line amid a freefall- and still somehow remaining 'me' . . .

Thus~!