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ordinarytalk · 5 years ago

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Ah, yes. We have entered the time of year where I start getting ready to plant my porch garden, and I get very dramatically sad that I don’t have actual land and can’t grow cold-hardy pomegranate trees or purple yams or Japanese black sticky corn or anything that can’t fit in about five gallon-buckets of dirt on my porch.

I am starting seeds in a single egg carton and sighing dramatically a lot at how unfair this is. My family wasn’t farmers for the past two centuries to settle for porch gardens.

#I want to try crossing a Black Krim with a Pink Brandywine and my lifestyle won't allow me to experiment on tomatoes like a mad scientist #What the hell would happen if I crossed a Black Krim and a Yellow Pear mini tomato? I need to taste this abomination of science!#I want to grow the egg eggplant and the striped eggplant and the orange eggplant that looks exactly like a pumpkin!#I WANT TO CAN THINGS #my ancestors are calling to me and they're saying 'you need at least twelve rows of sugar snap peas or you're a damn fool'#personal stuff #I spent like a good ten minutes in Chinatown yesterday looking forlornly at a potted mini citrus plant that my cat would definitely eat #and my desire for mathematical broccoli only increases

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