#and my cybercock

[andconcussed]

I’m so forgetful I’d forget my neuralink if it wasn’t NANXKAKAKSMWMDNFJSKKWKEDM

[themainspoon]

Dumb and wrong:

"Cybernetic modification in my Cyberpunk setting is dangerous because the more machine you are the less human you become!!"

Based and correct:

Cybernetic modification is dangerous because the entire cybernetics industry is run by dumbass greedy techbros who have 0 knowledge regarding ethics and also don't give a fuck about you. Like, I hate to tell you this but your Drippr™ Cybercock is running on abandonware, yeah that company was a startup that went out of Buisness 2 years ago. Your penis ain't getting security updates anymore, and it's plugged directly into your fucking nervous system! That fancy new brain chip you got is filled with fucking adware and bloatware. The reason you've been having chestpains recently is because they've been using your pacemaker to mint NFT's. Your childhood memories are being used to train "A.I." without your consent.

[grandhotelabyss]

How repugnant do I have to be to potentially be a literary genius? Is it bad enough I call Dimes Square fascist, only because I’m secretly jealous of Mike Crumplar who got publicly scolded irl by a bunch of a Catholic girls, which has been my fantasy ever since I was 13 and read “Parker’s Back,” and I still have dreams of Flannery (that now include Dasha, Ana, and Honor Levy) in a habit whipping me for being a naughty boy?

It sounds to me like you're on the right track. You should write this all up as an extended narrative into a latter-day Story of the Eye. Maybe Dasha will adapt it for her next movie. Speaking of dirty fantasies and of our neo-Balzac, M. de Crumpleur, I do appreciate this as prose, as visionary Burroughsian pastiche—

My cybercock picks up a transmission from outer space. Bugman extermination imminent. Kamala twinks trapped in the trumpus room. Based pederast regime. No need for the administrative state; new forms of mind control. Leading scientists find Tao Lin’s faux-naive self-infantilization especially promising. Different methods work for different neurotypes. The genial extrovert: “My politics are simple. T.T.S. Total Trump Sycophant. If Trump told me to transition I would do it.” Erections are already up 12 percent in anticipation of mass arrests and abolition of seed oils. They have to go back. All of them. We’re gonna clean up the streets. A grinning, alien hallucination of Doctor Bardamu/Benway: “Crumps, my friend, we are soldiers, lost and sinking in this mire of filth. I always knew you were a real one. We’re gonna get so much pussy now.”

—but how likely is any of it to happen? I mean aside from the pederasty, which I assume happens (to boys and girls) no matter who's in power. There is something promising and something deeply American and deeply modernist, something of both Emerson and of Stein, who liked to be called "baby," in "Tao Lin's faux-naive self-infantilization," but I who learned to write from people posturing as world-weary jaded aristocratic sophisticates could never pull it off, nor do I find it a definitionally Trumpist aesthetic as Lin first emerged as an Obama-era figure, and Obama's was a naive and infantile movement more than Trump's is.

[transmechanicus]

Mind if I find out what that cute and colorful cybercock tastes like? 😏

Yes i do mind, mostly because it’s my gf’s turn with it tonight~ 🥰

[knxfesck]

was listening to some nice dubstep before bed while in some kind of state and started writing down shit, woke up to my notes app open scrolled so i could only see the bottom of the last paragraph that read "L + ratio + cybercock" because i wrote a full page on a cyberpunk universe

[mothmans-juicy-ass]

You know what else is a hate crime? Letting you choose your junk and then not be able to see it outside the inventory screen

What's the point? If i can't see my eight inch cybercock hanging out why even have it?

Cyberpunk romance options are so funny it's like

-super cute hacker who edits porn all day

-badass road warrior

-washed up Rockstar

-cop

Straight girls stay losing i guess