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weregreatatcrime · 1 year ago

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so i’m adding in a lil spec of stockman’s pov, and since i hardly doubt he thinks of himself as “stockman” and i just. i just can’t accept “baxter” for some reason for him, i was tryna see what sort of nicknames folks have for baxter and i’m fucking dying yall

the first thing to pop up was cute pet nicknames and it took me a whole minute to stop laughing because it caught so fucking off guard-

#me? forgetting people give their pets humans names???? more likely than u think #mine are all funny names #and cute #madamme chungus and itty bitty and spork and shillelagh #and my bo who is actually short for 'bodacious' which my mom named him first ksjjdkjdfg #actually it might be short for 'boceaphous' or however tf THAT'S spelled #idk my mans he goes by just about every other name you can get from bo rather than normal names #i think houdini might've been the most basic name i've given a pet #my first two rats were named fili-cheesesteak and bacon cheesy fries #itty bitty's FULL name was ittby bitty bitty bye #don't forget tater tot #the only human named animals in my family were named by definitely not me #two daughters au #just for the baxter thing

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