#and my FM has a cute little elf hat

[oflgtfol]

i have like zero christmas spirit anymore after years of depression and years of working in retail where christmas starts in september. but this year ive really been going crazy about like dressing up all festive and doing fun things for it - not out of any genuine holiday spirit, but just because ive learned the simple joy in breaking the monotony of everyday life and being a little sillay. i am the only one in my store who will actually enjoy wearing the santa suit and so i will because it makes everyone laugh whenever they see me and so it makes me laugh too. i will wear my stupid ugly light up christmas sweater with a matching headband because people say i look cute with them but then i say “wait just watch this” and then i turn the lights in my sweater on and it makes everyone lose their minds. its fun! its fun to be a little sillay and its fun to be silly by making a bit of a fool of myself and right now december is giving me the perfect socially acceptable way of doing that and so by god i will dress up as santa today for my entire 8 hour shift and i may even continue to wear it on my break as i go pick up my tropical smoothie order because i think waltzing into tropical smoothie dressed as santa claus is fucking hilarious

[nanalikessurveys]

I am tall I love soccer I am most happy when I am at school I have more than 30 friends I think football is gay I own a digital camera I like coke better than pepsi I have more than 3 online journals I am an anime freak I like english better than science I know more than 3 languages (or exactly 3) I think holidays are exciting I have annoying little brothers and sisters I hate orange I am a visual learner I spend more than 4 hours each day on the computer I have never worn make-up before (not counting chapstick or lip gloss) I like to wear hats Sometimes I tend to space out I have small eyes I have a personal diary I have had music/instrument lessons before I can’t decide on my favorite food

Bubbly baths appeal me I have had my birthday this year Whenever I think of Australia, I think of kangaroos I like to make layouts I am an artistic person I have more than 5 pairs of shoes (or exactly 5) I like to play DDR I am a late night sleeper I am currently in love I am a bitch I can cuss really good People have said that I am fashionable before I have glasses I think snakes are cool I own a diary I have had a first kiss before Bedtime stories are cool Sometimes I wish I was someone else I call more than 2 hours daily I am single My mood is always changing I am self-conscious I have braces I don’t go to church My room is blue My schedule is busy I hate spaghetti I’ve taken a psychology class. I don’t like pastel colors. I tripped or fell today. I hate all of my teachers. Sometimes my friends ignore me. I have a turtle. My back hurts. I have a mosquito bite. I don’t listen to Jack’s Mannequin. I like curly hair. And curly fries. I’ve been to iminlikewithyou.com. I like taking quizzes on Blogthings. I don’t like All Time Low. I’m wearing shoes. There is a space heater in the room I’m in. I listen to Something Corporate. I match everything with colors. I have a Last FM account. I have an account on an online dating website just because I was bored one day. I don’t see what the big deal is about Post-Its.  I loved dinosaurs in elementary school. I used to watch the show Dinosaurs. The socks I’m wearing don’t match. I prefer Zunes to iPods. I can play Brain Stew on guitar. My phone is a color other than black or silver. I own something I got at Goodwill, the Salvation Army or another thrift shop. I have a piggy bank. I want an eel. I used to watch Timmy the Tooth. I was afraid of the theme song from Are You Afraid of the Dark. I didn’t think You Don’t Mess With the Zohan was all that bad. The only songs I know from Annie are “Tomorrow” and “The Hard Knock Life.” I’ve heard the song “Hard Knock Life” by Jay-Z. I know someone who’s completely obsessed with one band/artist. I don’t understand why people take tags off surveys. Is it that annoying or something? I hate Sudoku. I’ve never been to Hibachi. I think Robert Pattinson actually looks kind of dirty outside of Twilight. Chace Crawford is really hot. I’m a sucker for sweet talk. I’ve never seen Titanic. There’s basically a huge group of people who all hate me. For a really dumb, basically nonexistent reason. I own a hoodie that isn’t black. I’m afraid that I won’t have enough money in the future. I’m afraid that I’ll never find someone to be with forever. I’ve smoked more than one cigarette today. I hung out with a friend today. My best friend’s name starts with a J. I’m not sure if I like someone right now. The cheerleaders at my school suck at cheerleading. I hate how on Firefox, you can’t use ctrl+B to bold things. I’ve used a typewriter. I never liked the Spice Girls. I still don’t like Britney Spears. I thought Kristen Stewart did a terrible job acting in Twilight. I think Jasper’s hotter than Edward in the movie too. I want to see Four Christmases. I often think that I would get along well with characters in movies, books, TV shows, etc. We have senior projects at my school. I haven’t taken my SATs yet. Hardly any colleges around here have my major. I want to major, or I do major, in English. My birth stone is a shade of green. I hate winter. I only like a few Christmas songs. Very few. They always get stuck in my head. In fact, one’s stuck in my head right now. It’s Jingle Bell Rock. Elf is my favorite Christmas movie. It’s also the only movie I like Will Ferrell in. I want something really expensive for Christmas. My favorite month is May. I’m friends with someone three years older than me or more. I’ve seen dirty pictures on a friend’s cell phone. I have weak knees. I have a fat ass. And fat legs. I love Jalapeno Cheetos. Salsa is better at restaurants than when you buy it in jars. The mall closest to me has only a few good stores. I think reindeer are cute. I never really cared for the movie Bambi. I don’t think I would enjoy pool quite as much if the balls weren’t so colorful. I like Rosie O'Donnell. But I got really tired of hearing about her. My car has no bumper stickers. I like my homeroom teacher more than any of my other teachers. I own a pair of purple gloves. I had soup on Thanksgiving. I don’t like marshmallows. I have a Deviant Art account. But I never put pictures on it anymore. I used to love Eminem. But now I don’t really like him that much. I know all the words to Baby Got Back. I know someone who’s never heard of Katy Perry. I actually like some country. I hate American Idol. It’s only entertaining when the singers are really bad. My mom sings, loudly and terribly, all the time. It’s embarrassing. I know someone who’s at least eighteen and doesn’t have a driver’s license. I know someone who doesn’t have a middle name. I wonder what the point of Leap Years is. My mom’s birthday is in July. My dad’s birthday is in January. My sister’s birthday is in February. My brother’s birthday is in April. My birthday is in August. I have half siblings. I wish I lived somewhere warmer. I used to (or still) have the Home Alone soundtrack. 

[mollymoonpie]

#815

I am tall I love soccer I am most happy when I am at school I have more than 30 friends I think football is gay I own a digital camera I like coke better than pepsi I have more than 3 online journals I am an anime freak I like english better than science I know more than 3 languages (or exactly 3) I think holidays are exciting I have annoying little brothers and sisters I hate orange (the color is just trash. the fruit i’m ok with) I am a visual learner I spend more than 4 hours each day on the computer I have never worn make-up before (not counting chapstick or lip gloss) I like to wear hats Sometimes I tend to space out I have small eyes I have a personal diary I have had music/instrument lessons before I can’t decide on my favorite food Bubbly baths appeal me I have had my birthday this year Whenever I think of Australia, I think of kangaroos I like to make layouts I am an artistic person I have more than 5 pairs of shoes (or exactly 5) I like to play DDR I am a late night sleeper I am currently in love I am a bitch I can cuss really good People have said that I am fashionable before I have glasses I think snakes are cool I own a diary I have had a first kiss before Bedtime stories are cool Sometimes I wish I was someone else I call more than 2 hours daily I am single My mood is always changing I am self-conscious I have braces I don’t go to church My room is blue My schedule is busy I hate spaghetti I’ve taken a psychology class. I don’t like pastel colors. I tripped or fell today. (maybe..) I hate all of my teachers. Sometimes my friends ignore me. I have a turtle. My back hurts. I have a mosquito bite. I don’t listen to Jack’s Mannequin. I like curly hair. And curly fries. I’ve been to iminlikewithyou.com. I like taking quizzes on Blogthings. I don’t like All Time Low. I’m wearing shoes. There is a space heater in the room I’m in. I listen to Something Corporate. I match everything with colors. I have a Last FM account. I have an account on an online dating website just because I was bored one day. I don’t see what the big deal is about Post-Its. I loved dinosaurs in elementary school. I used to watch the show Dinosaurs. The socks I’m wearing don’t match. I prefer Zunes to iPods. I can play Brain Stew on guitar. My phone is a color other than black or silver. I own something I got at Goodwill, the Salvation Army or another thrift shop. I have a piggy bank. (it’s not a pig though lol) I want an eel. I used to watch Timmy the Tooth. I was afraid of the theme song from Are You Afraid of the Dark. (not sure..maybe) I didn’t think You Don’t Mess With the Zohan was all that bad. The only songs I know from Annie are “Tomorrow” and “The Hard Knock Life.” I’ve heard the song “Hard Knock Life” by Jay-Z. I know someone who’s completely obsessed with one band/artist. I don’t understand why people take tags off surveys. Is it that annoying or something? I hate Sudoku. I’ve never been to Hibachi. I think Robert Pattinson actually looks kind of dirty outside of Twilight. Chace Crawford is really hot. I’m a sucker for sweet talk. I’ve never seen Titanic. There’s basically a huge group of people who all hate me. For a really dumb, basically nonexistent reason. I own a hoodie that isn’t black. I’m afraid that I won’t have enough money in the future. I’m afraid that I’ll never find someone to be with forever. I’ve smoked more than one cigarette today. I hung out with a friend today. My best friend’s name starts with a J. I’m not sure if I like someone right now. The cheerleaders at my school suck at cheerleading. I hate how on Firefox, you can’t use ctrl+B to bold things. I’ve used a typewriter. I never liked the Spice Girls. I still don’t like Britney Spears. I thought Kristen Stewart did a terrible job acting in Twilight. I think Jasper’s hotter than Edward in the movie too. I want to see Four Christmases. We have senior projects at my school. I haven’t taken my SATs yet. Hardly any colleges around here have my major. I want to major, or I do major, in English. My birth stone is a shade of green. I hate winter. I only like a few Christmas songs. Very few. They always get stuck in my head. In fact, one’s stuck in my head right now. It’s Jingle Bell Rock. Elf is my favorite Christmas movie. It’s also the only movie I like Will Ferrell in. I want something really expensive for Christmas. My favorite month is May. I’m friends with someone three years older than me or more. I’ve seen dirty pictures on a friend’s cell phone. I have weak knees. I have a fat ass. And fat legs. I love Jalapeno Cheetos. Salsa is better at restaurants than when you buy it in jars. The mall closest to me has only a few good stores. I think reindeer are cute. I never really cared for the movie Bambi. I don’t think I would enjoy pool quite as much if the balls weren’t so colorful. I like Rosie O'Donnell. But I got really tired of hearing about her. My car has no bumper stickers. I like my homeroom teacher more than any of my other teachers. I own a pair of purple gloves. I had soup on Thanksgiving. I don’t like marshmallows. I have a Deviant Art account. But I never put pictures on it anymore. I used to love Eminem. But now I don’t really like him that much. I know all the words to Baby Got Back. I know someone who’s never heard of Katy Perry. I actually like some country. I hate American Idol. It’s only entertaining when the singers are really bad. My mom sings, loudly and terribly, all the time. It’s embarrassing. I know someone who’s at least eighteen and doesn’t have a driver’s license. I know someone who doesn’t have a middle name. I wonder what the point of Leap Year is. My mom’s birthday is in July. My dad’s birthday is in January. My sister’s birthday is in February. My brother’s birthday is in April. My birthday is in August. I have half siblings. I wish I lived somewhere warmer. I used to (or still) have the Home Alone soundtrack.