#and morrigan saying “are you trying to catch flies with your mouth?” or something like that. but the f bomb is funnier.

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I 100% think the most valid solavellan ending is the one where Rook hasn't been told a thing by ANYONE and the romance ending still plays but this time the camera goes back and forth from this intense intervention style healing thing to Rook's face as it runs the full emotional experiance from denial to acceptance until finally, as it fades to black, Rook asks "What the fuck?"

Rook, watching the man who had unleashed the blighted gods, killed Varric, and spent months manipulating their mind through blood magic, now tongue deep in the mouth of one of the most respected women in all of Thedas: 🧍‍♂️