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[thelvadams]

ALIEN: ISOLATION (2014) • Creative Assembly

[girlnut]

computer show me men furiously jerking off and desperately rutting their hips into their own hand. puter let me see men mindlessly grinding into whatever they can get their hands on until they finish in their boxers. computer i wanna see men throwing their heads back in pleasure as they gasp and pant and whimper. puter give me eager men just trying so desperately to get themselves off. puter can you hear me

[poetsoflove]

Making a boy cum in his pants and then praising him for being such a good slut is therapy

[poltergirlst]

[vintage-tigre]

Cassandra Peterson and her alter ego, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, 1980s

[becomingvecna]

Elvira, Morticia, Nancy and Wednesday as 80s cartoon characters by dollycypherart

[yocalio]

THE MUMMY (1999) Brendan Fraser behind the scenes

[nikkinorth00001]

Reblog and DM to get your free nude 😜

[causalityparadoxes]

The Moon and the President's Wife // BOOM

Bonus:

[phantomrose96]

Actually the funniest part of the entire James Somerton debacle is the response his cowriter Nick gave. For context, Hbomberguy talks a bit about Nick as a cowriter, and there is not any strong evidence implicating Nick of also plagiarizing, so Hbomberguy takes the angle of "Nick is probably not (also) responsible for the plagiarism".

Nick's response?

To claim he could not be part of the plagiarism, because he does not read. And does not do research...

SOURCE: I Fact-Checked The Worst Video Essayist On YouTube - YouTube, video essay by Todd in the Shadows.

The second screen cap is maybe a tongue-in-cheek joke... but bold choice when everyone's eyes are on you to respond to serious allegations. And this screencap doesn't include the other wishy-washy statements, pre-video, from Nick saying to the effect of "I write based on vibes. I come up with an idea and ruminate on it." For research videos. For educational videos about queer history and queer media culture.

Adds flavor to the Todd video, which goes through two-dozen examples of Somerton videos which just claim... provably factually incorrect bullshit.

This guy is a writer. An author. You could not waterboard "I don't read" out of me if I were aiming to launch a writing career.

Beating the plagiarism allegations by confidently asserting you suck too bad to ever get that far.

[merysteven007]

Would you fuck me? ☺️

[cinematv]

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) Dir. James Signorelli

[girlnut]

pretty boys that grind against anything they can when theyre desperate. pretty boys that just sit there and let themselves get annoyingly hard until they leak into their boxers and their hips are unconsciously twitching into the air for any friction they can get. pretty boys that mindlessly suck on a pretty girls fingers and grind their bulge against her leg just because she said so

[eurodynamic]

CERULEAN COAST Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree (2024) dev. FromSoftware

[poltergirlst]

hardcore porn: massaging his scalp until he falls asleep in my arms

[poetsoflove]

Baby boys with a praise kink are so adorable! You can literally see the sparkle in their eyes when you tell them that they are a good boy.

They get so squirmy and excited, covering their faces with their hands and getting all flustered while whispering thank you mommy.

Oh, and by the way, if you call them such good boy, they might start grinding on your thighs, so be aware of that.

And if they are super shy and in a super good mood and you call them my good baby boy and get a little possessive over them and shower them with attention, you might end up with a moaning mess underneath you.