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phoenixkaptain · 9 months ago

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Me: I need to pick up a few comics about Jason Robin and read them so that I can understand Jason Robin. I skip around all the time in comics, so doing so again won’t be that big of a deal, and after I have a better understanding of his character, I’ll be able to comfortably write that one single part of that fic that I’ve been working on, and I’ll probably be inspired to write a dozen other fics. Literally nothing about this could/would/should hurt me in any possible way, there will literally only he benefits.

Also me: If I pick up a comic about Jason Robin, I will die

#the inane ramblings of a madman #hey guys #i’ve been working #on a more #i don’t want to say realistic #but based in some sort of reality animal shifting fic #it makes a lot more sense and it has martha and thomas wayne in it #bruce is a lil bat because yes i do think he’s That Guy #dick and jason are ferret and mink respectively #chosen because have you ever seen ferrets??? noodles #and minks look a lot like ferrets despite being separate allowing for jason’s issues #tim is a raccoon #because i think it’s funny to make him the biggest one #and damian is also a bat #so he can be hold #this fic is gonna be great guys it’s alreayd great #i will never touch it until i read a jason robin comic #i will never read a jason robin comic #and thus we come to a self imposed crossroads

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