#and minigun for as much of the fodder as you can

[cyborg-hydra-girl-thing]

I think this is my favorite build so far. A perfect blend of performance and firepower. I've got 10 quick boosts in a row, rocket volleys in 10 & 13, a minigun, and songbirds grenade launcher. Ammo runs tight on some longer missions, but when they're dry I just get faster and more energy efficient

[harleyshellhole]

DnD recap thing

Okay, so a bit of a forward, its kinda a meme game based in ultramodern, but fantasy characters are in it. And its set in an SCP. That being SCP 3008, which is basically an infinite Ikea that links to the multiverse, the staff are hostile abominations that want you to leave when the lights go out, and a bunch of other weird shit happens. 

Party consists of a doctor from the SCP foundation, he’s somewhat a deadpan sociopath that is akin to the Medic of TF2 but much less enthusiastic. A Barbarian from a fantasy universe barely understands anything, but just rolls with the situation in order to survive, a dude from the future who is hinted at being an explorer of sorts who’s gotten into the IKEA on purpose. A halfling ranger who is happy go lucky as can be. A kobold Gunslinger who has a penchant for getting himself in trouble. And a Mentally deficient mutant rat.

To catch up the tldr on what’s happened thus far, the party built a boat to attract Phil Swift who is currently running around the Ikea with a chainsaw, they realized they couldn’t get it back to base in time, so they attached some wheels and a motor to it, essentially made a car out of the damn thing. And the boat has been an instrument of destruction ever since. Being used from kidnapping KGB agents to running over and gunning down several in a single turn Class D’s. An alternate version of Putin is running a communist state that the party upon hearing “National Healthcare” Audibly screeched and yelled commie and proceeded to hunt down the leader, to which Putin pointed a fuckin minigun at them and told them to get the fuck out. A bunch of Class D’s and equivalents from various universes have all banded together to stick it to any foundation or equivalents that come through. 

Alright now, let’s begin with the dumb shit that happened when I was drunk last session.

The party had just gotten through a giant encounter with some of these Class D’s and had to head back to base. The Barbarian got there the night before after eating some bad twinkies and vomiting all over himself. He noticed that the cultist that joined them and the communist they captured are missing upon reaching their base. Telling the others, they track some footprints in the dusty linoleum to the main communist town. And proceed to attack. They attack one of the outer guard posts, our party intimidates the group of defenders, this post, in particular, being weakened by a previous attack by proxy and boat kidnapping of its officer. Our barbarian throws the rat, who then shoots up the current officer. The rest of the guards back the fuck up, and the halfling reveals himself to not be the party's halfling and in fact a traitor. To which the rat shoots him down to one HP. And the halfling gets in a shouting match with the doctor, to which the doctor says CAPITALISM with such gusto, I was forced to give a constitution check to the traitor, he nat 1'd and died. Meanwhile, the techie is attempting to recruit some of the people in this camp, two kill themselves. The Doctor revives the traitor, gets a bit more talk out of him, and then gives the signal to the kobold, who was up on one of the shelves, he proceeds to yell assassin's creed and fucking stab the shit out of the traitor. Another guy attempts to run but the kobold stabs the shit out of them. They grab a dagger off the traitor that allows them to disguise themselves as someone else barring that they have some skin to spare, and are alive. And the Techie gets two new recruits, one who had a MASSIVE chin and another one who was just there. The group fuckin goes up to the main communist town and gives instructions to the new recruits to go in and open the door for them. They obviously make a break for it, but the party catches up to them, they get in a shootout with some guards. KO the recruits, the doctor throws a grenade, kills three of the guards and injures the fuck out of an officer.  The techie then persuades the remaining soldiers to shoot up their officer with a nat 20. And they have joined in the Jim Squad. The officer is then hunted down. They use the new dagger on the guy with the Chin. And get the Kobold to turn into a real boy. The Kobold gets in, they send some officers to go investigate what happens, the party ambushes the officers, critting one so hard he not only loses 90% of his health in one fuckin baton swing, but is knocked into a spike pit and dies. From there an all-out fight ensues. The Kobold gets in a close quarters fight with an officer, and proceeds to have the longest drawn out slap fight off the game thus far. With them, both attempting and failing to shoot/ stab each other. The doctor gives the barbarian an injection of adrenaline. AND HOLY FUCK. Barbarian runs out, cuts a guy right in two. Rat shoots another guy three times in the chest before he could draw a shot. Reinforcements come in from both the barracks of the town and behind them. The techie holds his position guarding the KO'd Jims. The rat comes up and joins him. 

So first to the situation in town, its the Doctor, Kobold, and Barbarian. The Doctor runs up to the Barracks. Proceeds to fight one of the patrolmen with his baton. Barbarian runs up to another, cleaves him in two. As the officers fucking retreat back into the barracks. Soon the cannon fodder is through and the Barbarian then BREAKS THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL AND PLANTS HIS AXE INTO ONE OF THE OFFICERS The doctor runs up and proceeds to try and intimidate the other one after dispatching the minion. Kobold comes in and attacks the officer that got axed. With another swing and stab that officer is dead, and the other one is still going mono e mono with the doctor baton to knife. And then the kobold and barbarian realize that their friend is in the barracks.  Next onto what the techie and rat were up to. They held their ground, then when they started receiving fire. The techie attempts to try and persuade the patrolmen to join #jimgang failing, he runs up to the officer and proceeds to start stabbing the fuck out of him, and they have a stab off. Him receiving a few bullet wounds in the process. The rat fucking shoots the officer and then two of his fodder. Its only after a few stab trades does the officer fall- AND THE BARBARIAN BURST THROUGH THAT WALL TOO grabs one of the patrolmen and throw him through the hole towards the doctor.  The doctor gives the last officer one last chance to surrender, he refuses, as such the doctor pulls out a shotgun, and blasts the man in two. So in total, the party gained 8 cannon fodder. Is still missing two, and barely took a scratch in trying to tear down the iron curtain.