#and maybe you expect Q to similarly have a hickey or three- but he is hastily doing up his fly & righting his shirt but otherwise pristine

[halfbaked00q]

James Bond walking... into Q Branch? suspiciously out of a supply closet? With his tie loose the top button of his shirt unbuttoned, a prominent bite mark just peeking out on his upper trapezius. "You should see the other guy," he says (that old chestnut). Behind him, comes stumbling in (out?) Q, who is rumpled and blushing and looking faintly but decidedly pleased with himself, but otherwise not a single mark on him.