#and may b get the munchies and eat too much - they never smoked before hand so they arent used to all of this

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NSFW Alphabet | Ash Williams

A= Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)-

Ash would chuckle at how good the sex was and pull you in closer than ever. He made sure to always ask you his checklist- do you need some water? Do you want to eat? Do you want a joint? Then he would roll out of bed to grab whatever you requested and burger for himself. 

B= Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)-

He loved admiring your ass and thighs the most, but he loved some breast too. He was weak when you would wear anything body clinging. But he loved that his left hand became more ‘sensitive.’ He loved finger banging you until you begged for his cock.

C= Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)-

His favorite method was simply just filling you deep. His second favorite was just coming on your chest; the sight of you playing with yourself while he dripped on you was heaven in his mind.

D= Dirty secret-

He would stop what he was doing when he heard any slight moan come from you, even by complete accident. Your moans sent him to a primal side and for the rest of the evening he couldn’t shake the thoughts of just bending your over and giving you cock. PS. call him daddy and there’s no stopping him.

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)-

This isn’t his first rodeo, so he’s completely in his element. But you’re the first that made him feel as though he didn’t need to put on some persona in bed.

F= Favorite position-

He loves doggy, pinning/ fucking you against walls, and on special occasions car sex in the Delta.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous)-

Ash cracks his charismatic jokes to hear you giggle, just to range how comfortable you are. Sometimes he enjoyed torturing you with tickling, he just loved flirtatiously playing with you.

H= Hair (How well groomed are they)-

Ash would leave his downstairs alone, he liked being all natural. He also took pride in his chest and happy trail hair. 

I= Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)-

“I think you’d still look this beautiful with nothing on baby doll,” Ash would say with his wink and smirk. His husky voice made you feel A LOT of things, especially when he would brush your hair from your neck and whisper. Ash never makes you feel anything other than his while lovemaking or any activity really. 

J= Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)-

Ash has a stash of pictures of your ass that you took as a Valentine present in your stockings/fishnet and of just your soft bare ass when he finds himself alone when you’re away. He would play some classic rock and flip through your photos until he found one that peaked him. His libido was higher than average for men his age so an occasional jerk could tide him over.

K= Kink (One or more of their kinks)-

He loved loud sex, he’s not a stranger to a noise complaints from people who were in the vicinity of the airstream. He craved the loudness of your moans and climax (if you do).

He was totally into talking dirty anytime of the day, he was a sucker when you started it first. If you were to say “Daddy I’ve been thinking of your cock all night,” after smoking a joint,  Ash would instantly feel his pants tenting.

L= Location (Favorite places to do the do)-

The bed in the airstream was his private alter to worship your body, but the occasional sex in the Delta was nice too.

M= Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)-

Whenever you would bend over to pick or grab something. When you would look your best on dates because he knew how much of a mess he’ll make you look by the end of the night. When you would wear lavender perfumes. Something with the lavender scent would awaken a different part of him- he came up with the answer of, “It smells so peaceful that it’s a little sexual.”

N= No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)-

It’s a no for anything that would run a risk of hurting you. No slicing and dicing. No cock and ball torture. 

O= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill)-

Ash likes receiving and giving back to you equally.

But he loves when he gets you to the edge and then makes you beg for his cock or when he just leaves you a withering mess. 

P= Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)-

He tried being slower in the beginning but honestly he goes in between slower and rough, there’s no control, there is no pace. 

He was honest about his problem being useful in bed for about 30 secs but he tried to get you to or close to orgasm before he finished. And then there’s the times he would finished faster because of your clenching orgasms; he could never resist finishing when he accomplished his ultimate goal. 

Q= Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often)-

Ash rarely asks for quickies but if he did it was because you were looking extra fine that night on a date. You guys have participated in at least two bathroom quickies.

R= Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks?)-

There were a few instances where you two were almost caught by Pablo, Kelly, and even Chet. But other than that, nothing really. He likes sticking to what works for you both. But if you came up with a new position he may be open to try it at least once. 

S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last..)-

Ash was a definite one and done kinda guy. In his younger years he could reach round two no problem. He is a bit disappointed in how fast he finishes but he wants to learn to control it.

T= Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)-

Ash never really saw a reason why to get toys until he met you. He could sit there for forever watching you play with yourself with the purple dildo he had bought for your birthday. He especially likes your panty vibrator; he took pleasure in using the remote to tease you when you wore it in public.

U= Unfair (How much they like to tease)-

He only really teases and edges you when you’ve been ‘naughty’ that day. Extra spankings were also a ‘punishment’. 

You then would get your revenge while riding him painfully slow, edging him multiple times.

V= Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)-

Ash grunted and groaned loudly. You would match his grunts with howls of pleasure and moans.

W= Wild Card (Random headcanons)-

He thinks it’s incredibly sexy seeing you handle yourself in a fight. Ash loves it when you compliment his abilities and badassery.  And the way you would cuddle up to him before bed, rubbing your fingers through his chest hair. To him you felt so soft and he just wanted to always be there to take care of you, to protect you from evil.

X= X-Ray (What’s going on down there?)-

Ash was well endowed and he had confidence in his 8 in. cock. 

He was also quite thick, cock size and body. You talked him into not wear his girdle anymore, giving him a bit of body confidence. 

Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)-

Ash’s libido never changed as he aged, it may have even heightened. He was in tune with your cycles so he knew when you were craving it more than usual. And daddy will most definitely take care of you. You’re always on Ash’s mind, and no it’s not all sexual. Sometimes he would be out with Chet and Pablo when he felt a silly grin grow because he had thought of a silly moment with you the day before. You were really his first bit of sunshine. 

Z= ZZZ… (How quickly do they fall asleep)-

Usually after sex Ash would grab a bong/joint smoke it, then make food for both of you, and after he’s done with eating away his munchies he’d pass out.