#and mari will keep the secret

[genzsherlockholmes]

🌠sapphoshards follow

why the fuck did we need to move to britain. i hate it here

🥀its-mari-bitch follow

welcome to hell! i said much the same thing when i moved

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🏉jhwatson follow

i h8 going 2 ikea but the highlight is prob my mum trying 2 pronounce products. ur not swedish its ok love

🚂cluelock follow

Didn't your mum say "Dskungelskjog" last time you went

🏉jhwatson follow

how do u rmbr that m8.

🚂cluelock follow

Have it saved

🌠sapphoshards follow

you cant just say that and then not show us the video smh my head

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🍆phatass follow

i get the argument about men changing in girls changing rooms and like hell yeah get em but can we also talk about how bloody weird it'd be to be changing next to a bloody girl.

🥀its-mari-bitch follow

the way you consistently have the worst takes on this site is astounding to me. no one fucking likes you philip.

🍆phatass follow

he/him using lesbian dont talk to me fucking weirdo

🥀its-mari-bitch follow

mhm and how does your girlfriend feel about this post? oh i'm sorry do i need to clarify which one

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⭐gracelestars follow

brother came home crying today bc someone took his gf. he's SEVEN.

🌠sapphoshards follow

😨

🔥fredweaslesleftsock follow

your brother has game 🤷🏼‍♀️

⭐gracelestars follow

NO.

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🏉jhwatson reblogged

👽tearsforqueers follow

rb if you still have your first binder (and put in the tags if you still use one)

#yep i do #not old enough to not need one

🏉jhwatson follow

its-mari-bitch asked:

john yk what a binder is right

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yea???

[quietwingsinthesky]

once again. i am thinking about an alternate end of time ending where the master joins up with the doctor on the tardis, but now specifically, an au where the doctor still ends up regenerating and crashlanding in amy's backyard. au where the doctor doesn't show up 12 years late because two timelords piloting a tardis is (marginally) better than one, and now amelia pond is going on adventures in time and space in the care of the two least qualified being in the history of the universe to take care of a seven year old.

[marigoldbaker]

yeah yknow what i wrote this today. i will put it here only :) i don't know WHO the target audience is (3 ppl?) but. sometimes a girl wants to put her girl places

Buffy noticed the girl first. Her hair was red and frizzy in a way that was basically asking for a Cordelia Chase dressing-down, and she wasn’t exactly thin, but she was surprisingly pretty even with all that happening. She was dressed like a grown-up, which…honestly, probably wouldn’t stop Cordy from saying something anyway, though it minimized the possibility that the blow would be cutting enough to take the girl out at the knees. Lady. She held herself like a girl, though, and she was about as tall as Buffy and Willow, which was probably what had thrown Buffy off in the first place. That, and the fact that she was sitting like Willow while Giles yelled at someone on the phone.

“—no, Thea, I am not being unreasonable, you’re being unreasonable!” Giles was saying. “To me? To a Hellmouth? Do you not have any other friends you can call upon?” A brief silence, presumably while the other person answered, and then Giles said, “Oh, I’m sorry, yes, of course your other friends are conveniently either indisposed or in England. Really, Thea, how terrible is—well, that’s hardly—she’s twenty-three, that is certainly old enough to make her own choices!” Another pause, during which Giles’s face reddened, and he said, “That is beside the point!”

“You can always send me back!” said the girl, raising her hand. British-y, Buffy observed, but not necessarily Watcher-y; the Watchers she’d met all felt a little more seasoned than this girl, and Giles probably wouldn’t be half so upset about another Watcher on the Hellmouth.

“Oh, I can, and I will, and as soon as I get this sorted with your mum, you are going back,” Giles snapped. Something on the other end of the phone caught his attention. “Yes, Thea, she is going back, because I hardly think that her falling in love with—what did you call him, a failed wizard? How is that even possible? No, don’t tell me—”

“He’s already buying a plane ticket,” said the girl helpfully.

“Marigold,” said Giles, “for the love of God, please let me manage this on my own.”

“Can I have the phone?” asked Marigold.

“Christ!” said Giles, shoved the phone at Marigold, and stalked into his office.

It was at this point that Marigold finally noticed the other person in the room. “Oh, hello, Buffy!” she said, as though they’d been friends for quite some time—which, yeah, sure, maybe everyone in England knew about Buffy, or at least everyone in England who knew Giles, so Buffy decided to just sit down and watch this. Way more fun than trying to do early-morning trig homework.

Marigold shifted the phone to her ear. “Hi, mumma!” she sang out. “You know he’s not going to change his mind. Mhm. Well, you know I’m not going to change my mind, and neither is my sweetheart. Hm. Yes. Yes. So is your plan to just send me to get killed on the Hellmouth, then? Because you know I’m very accident-prone and have a tendency for—well, yes, Mr. Giles is here, but there’s really only so much Mr. Giles can do, given the circumstances, and especially if he’s watching over a Slayer of his own, and I’d hardly call protecting me a Slayer’s top priority when really what she’s doing is—no, I am not being difficult. You’re the one who sent her daughter to a Hellmouth rather than accepting that she is getting married, never mind what you have to say about it.”

Oh, this was definitely going to be the topic of lunchtime conversation. Buffy pulled out a bag of popcorn.

The rustle of the bag opening caught Marigold’s attention. She glanced half over her shoulder, grinned a bit, and said, “By the by, mumma, Mr. Giles’s Slayer is positively adorable! So I hardly intend to put her out, asking her to protect me—yes, well, if you think I’m making unwise choices, perhaps you shouldn’t have sent me mostly unsupervised to a foreign country! Why, who knows what sort of wizards I might meet here? In point of fact, I believe Mr. Giles mentioned an Ethan Rayne surfaced here more than once—”

The dial tone rang out. Marigold dropped the phone delightedly and called, “Mr. Giles, she hung up on me!”

Giles poked his head out of his office and said, “And why did she do that?”

“I like to believe I was so desperately insufferable that she’s on the next plane over to Sunnydale,” said Marigold, “and then she’ll take me back home, and I can do what I like without her deciding on my behalf to send me here. Which, of course, I don’t mind overly, I just think she isn’t thinking very critically—”

“Nor are you,” said Giles. “Marigold, how old is this man?”

“Oh, wow, Giles,” said Buffy, unable to keep herself out of this part of the conversation. “So I date a guy two hundred years older than me and you don’t bat an eye, but this totally British grown-up is dating some wizard guy who’s probably totally human, probably way younger than Angel, and that’s a problem?”

Giles didn’t seem to know what to say to that.

“Buffy!!!” said Marigold exuberantly, as if they’d been besties forever, which, actually, Buffy kind of liked. Besties in dating older guys, apparently. “Come sit next to me and tell me all about your paramour. Mr. Giles didn’t say anything about that!”

“Thea is going to kill me,” said Giles to the ceiling. “Thea is going to fly here, see this conversation happening, and kill me.”

“Entirely your fault for negotiating with Thea,” said Marigold primly.

“I didn’t—you showed up at my house—she told me after the fact!” said Giles, who seemed too outraged to string a full sentence together without a few others tagging along.

Marigold took the phone and began dialing another number. Giles sat down heavily in the chair next to Buffy and buried his face in his hands. “Hello, sugarplum!” she sang. “Oh, of course it’s me! Don’t worry about that; this phone’s a Council phone, so it can make international calls magically and free of charge—”

“Are you calling him?!” said Giles, and made a mad dash for the phone.

Marigold yanked the phone out of the wall and danced back. Normally that usually ended a call, but the phone crackled with a funny, fizzy sparkle that tickled Buffy’s nose delightfully. “I just wanted to make sure you know that I’m having a lovely time and there really isn’t any need to come down and collect me!” she continued, scrambling back and away from Giles as he tried to grab the phone away from her. “I’m personally looking at this as an all-expenses-paid vacation while mumma gets her head on straight about this marriage, which absolutely is happening, so don’t worry about that either.” She listened. “Yes. Well, I am with a Watcher and his Slayer, so I’m surely going to be completely fine and there’s no need for you to come down and—sugarplum? Sweetheart?”

She frowned at the phone, shaking the receiver. After it became clear that either the other person had hung up or the weird magic connection had cut, she tossed it back absently towards Giles, who hadn’t been prepared for this and caught it directly to the face. He crumpled.

“Oh,” said Marigold, “fuck!”

“Eh,” said Buffy. “This is just Tuesday for him.”

[black-and-yellow]

Wake up it's time for Hotel Dusk posting.

[joanna-lannister]

Sophie posted a goodbye post to 2024 and there is no pic with her and Kit xjfjdjdjdjsjs

[littleplantfreak]

everyone stop what you’re doing and look at little ume with his mom and dad even tho i swear ive talked about how much i love it before (its under the cut in case some people dont want spoilers)

They are the cutest!!!!! sometimes i go back and read his backstory like multiple times. I wanna know the little things like the pieces of his parents that stayed with him that just make him Ume yknow? yea he gets his "eating with the people you love makes the food taste better" thing but does he laugh like one of them? Who does he get his bad eyesight from? I need a 10,000 word expose or ill have to start making my own stuff up

[fuckedupwizard]

i feel like if mari survived in yellowjackets she’d be the one to completely ignore the pact and really milk her ordeal for all it was worth. she’d be giving press interviews, magazine exclusives, have a multi-million dollar book deal, probably even a range of survival equipment, and in all her interviews she’d be super flippant like “yeah, i hunted and ate some people. it was them or me, sooo... sorry, but survival of the fittest, you know? looks like the strongest girl won”. iconic behaviour

[maraudersmumu]

{ mary tag dump }

[lizziestudieshistory]

I don't know whether to read Lady Audley's Secret or The Custom of the Country... Someone tell me what to do!

[homoeroticvillain]

imagining how messy the luci geist dating reveal was [mostly for dan lets be real, he was having a mental breakdown]

dan was already upset when luci told him he was dating someone but refused to introduce them, a fact he vented about to bianca once they started seeing each other. only to end up feeling very vindicated when luci and his mystery partner broke up, of course he ended up feeling bad about how happy he felt considering how completely heartbroken luci was afterwards. it went on like that for a few months with dan comforting luci while still being kinda mad luci refused to really actually talk about who he was even dating.

then one day geist shows up at his doorstep out of nowhere pleading their case cause they are currently getting framed for murder and dan is the only detective they trust. dan is maybe willing to listen until luci walks in, sees geist, and immediately starts bawling. geist reveals why "wait, he never told you? we dated." dan is now mad a both geist for dating the man he's been in love with for practically his whole life and at luci for dating the fucking thief he's been trying to catch for over a year now. then the other thieves show up to try and fix whatever the hell is going on.

but then dan sees bianca, his girlfriend, there. who is apparently also a thief and never told him. but more importantly! she knew that geist was the one who was dating and subsequently broke luci's heart and didn't tell him

to say the least the fact that dan ever managed to end up helping geist with the whole framed for murder thing at all is a miracle, dan is a saint

[starlightoath]

Alternate Origins

Hear me out. Instead of the Patently Stupid Origin for why Regina hates Snow we got. What if there was a more tragic reason for it. Suppose one day Snow White caught a Magical Illness and Regina went to let's say Rumple to cure it. But there was a Price for the potion The Dark One gave her. It wouldn't be Regina's capacity for Motherly Love. Oh no, that would be too simple and would mess up The Story. No. It would be, Specifically, Regina's Motherly Love for Snow. Regina, knowing Snow wouldn't survive without the Cure, agreed to the Price. It was on this day Regina became the Evil Queen and Snow White lost her Mother. Incidentally Regina's Love for Snow is kept in a wooden box shaped like an apple. Later Emma finds it and gives it to Regina who opens it three episodes later and is Overcome. Mary Margaret happened to be on her way to confront Regina at her house when the door flies open and Regina looks at Mary Margaret with Such Love and Contrition that she's at a Loss for words and Regina bolts past her.

Emma, who came for moral support, asked what happened.

Snow: *in a small voice* Mommy? *Runs after Regina*

End Season two.

[hello-delicious-tea]

WHAT THE FUCK, RAYMOND.

[mntacuyan]

pretty sure my favourite part about this fanart was playing with lighting 😇💙💜🔪 for my incredibly talented friend Soo and yee fellow Danganronpa fans~

[beansidhes]

𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽  :  the lion & the snitch pub, horizont alley  !

barwork, as the age old saying goes, wasn’t much ; but it was honest work. healing was only really considered a transferrable skill if she had the appropriate documentation to practice in muggle london - which in her circumstance was difficult to come by - or a wand to make use of what she had been taught during her first war years at st mungo’s. returning to the wixen world was not a decision that they had made lightly but for mary, actually rejoining it, accepting a place within it, was another story altogether. she’d made plenty of promises to caradoc over the past year about appointments at ollivanders to solve the main issue and letters written for jobs at the hospital, and these white lies were remarkably easy and totally unsustainable, in the long run. she knew it was only a matter of time before something or someone prompted her further, so she made sure to appreciate the hours spent behind the bar. working at the heart of wixen london while remaining so firmly off the beaten track was a nice middleground - one foot in, one foot out, still with the freedom to leave at any time. it kept her busy and taught her plenty, and mary was in no rush to change that and so makes herself inexpendable as the best barmaid she can be, moving to action before she’s ever even called upon. “can i get you a top up, pet?” she asks with a friendly smile, wiping away a spill from the surface of the bar with the rag that she’s carrying. “or anything for the road?” 

[feroluce]

incredibly sexy of you to be blankshipping on main and in the tags <3 and with incredible takes and ideas on top of that!

Thank you Anon, it's so hard having the biggest dick in the room, but someone has to do it 😔

As a slightly? more serious answer, I think it's good and even important to have people being loud and proud and totally self-accepting on main in the proship circles. Like there needs to be someone showing the people who got bought in on the anti stances and are then beating themselves up for totally normal things that it's ok. You aren't a bad person just for liking something problematic about a play-pretend character in a make-believe scenario and you don't need to sink into self-loathing over such a thing.

Because some of them are in actual agony over this stuff, and some of them have already accepted this about themselves but are too deep in the anti circles now, so they'd lose their entire support system if they were outed. Not to mention how creepily violent and invasive antis get about proshippers- and as someone in actual anti spaces, you'd have a front row seat to all the atrocities people would wish on you, or maybe even go so far as to commit them themselves.

Like you know how people talk about extremely strict religious parents? How they would try to control a lot of the thoughts and actions in their child's life? And then sometimes even get violent when they didn't comply? All while excusing it as trying to keep them from sinning or being a bad person? It's the exact same thing. And it has a lot of the same effects, too. Antis aren't beating the problematic out of each other. They're just plain beating and traumatizing each other and then making each other into better liars who secretly hang out on the proship servers on the downlow.

And it sucks! It sucks so bad! Because I've talked to people in those exact situations and like. Especially the fact that a lot of them are still young. Like barely young adults. Some of them are still technically teenagers. They shouldn't be dealing with this bullshit at what's already such a tender and difficult age. And it makes my heart ache and my blood boil because some of them are outright scared and there's just not a lot that I can do about it. You can't shield or protect someone from all of that and it sucks.

So like yeah I'm gonna be noisy and annoying and yowl right on main because at least with that I can give people somewhere to go where they feel decently safe and accepted, even if they never interact once. That's what got us the blankshipping server, because our creator was in the anti servers while sending me blankshipping asks and decided "you know what this sucks actually" lol. That's what brought in a lot of our members, because I could yell my heart out into the void here and! People heard! And then they joined the server and found a place they could finally breathe! And it's so much fun in there now!! ♡

Anyway tl;dr thank you dear lovely Anon you are entirely correct I am incredibly sexy and everyone desires me carnally and my dick is huge and I haunt the submas servers with how I live in their minds rent free skzjkdksjd

[rdlain]

He Would Not Fucking Say That lmao