#and look what happened when pang tong ignored those rules huh
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very funny how zhuge liang sent a letter saying hey just a heads up i’ve seen these astronomical signs foretelling disaster, and pang tong immediately thought he’s Jealous of me he wants to Undermine my relationship with liu bei. and swooped in like haha ignore him he’s lying about those signs because he doesn’t like me, i saw the signs too and they actually mean everything’s peachy :) like come on buddy calm your tits and stop projecting. if there’s anyone here who has never experienced jealousy it’s zhuge liang without a question
#pang tong never grasped the fundamental rules of being close with liu bei#ie he WILL trust you so DON’T ever lie to him#and his horse IS unbelievably cursed so DON’T ever ride it#and look what happened when pang tong ignored those rules huh#ryddles
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