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rainbowgod666 · 4 months ago

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One day im gonna be in a PM seymour video and hes gonna be like "heres Alex. He named his One And Only OC (which is a self insert to the point that his lore is "self insert") after him. He claimed dr bright and betty glitchtale after he heard what their authors did. Pretty sure he has an army of transgender tweens/teens who probably know guns more than they know maths. For some reason hes shaped like an alternate but he purrs like a cat. 90% sure the only reason he wants to learn about computers is so he can delete all the money off accounts of problematic people. Hes very nice but yeah if it wasnt for his parents teachings he would have already killed someone in a comically gruesome way."

And i genuinely have no idea wtf to do with that

#and thats excluding my #welcome to the multiverse #thing #like seriously we have #cyana going OOC whenever i try to talk to her by swearing up a fucking malestrom #Director House from SCP (aka rounderhouse) being the CEO of hell #<- and also that whole “the only devil that can still be called such with a big The is the one from hazbin hotel” thing but whatever #then we have to talk about all the shit on the moon #gabriel ultrakill and gabriel tmc being the same guy and also friends with FUCKING MERU THE SUCCUBUS BECAUSE BOTH OF EM R BOREÐ #not to mention the whole “belowstory” thing which started as The Strongest Sans That Isnt A Mary Sue But Is Also Horror And Creepy #and deevolved into “you thought HELP_TALE was fucked up? oh you sweet summer child.”#and lets not talk about the whole SCP Shitfest of Cringe Parodization #like- 2317 doesnt want to be the bad guy? 166 and 239 are dating because they're close in age?? BRIGHT AND SHAW COEXISTING?????????#yeah look #pm seymour #if you read this #keep the ibuprofen close #and dont ask too much about the whole “manager of Gay Shit (even tho im straight)” thing.#like yeah i get to be near cute tgirls but... thats it?????? i guess????????#i mean i give em their meds and hormones cause i wanna help and-#(insert miscellaneous unhearable yapping)#(possibly about geopolitics)

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