#and lest we forget: theres only one character whose name starts with a B who says 'pog'

[blacktobackmesa]

HLVRAI fandom loves taking traits from the old men and giving them to Benrey. Raised immorally in a lab? That's just Bubby. Eats nonfoods to get a reaction out of people? Doctor Harold Coomer had his colon replaced so he can no longer acquire dysentery from consuming weird shit. Swallowing an entire military grade radio is only the second worst thing he's eaten in the series

Anyway Benrey learns from the best