#and kiss to spite him

[rattlung]

again idk if this has been said before but i love the lucanis approval when you're going after zara and illario meets you half way. lucanis is trying to get him to fuck off but illario ignores him and addresses rook, flirts w them, tells them that they should let him give them a tour. and when they also tell him to fuck off cause their honey said so, lucanis likes it. he follows up with "this isn't your job, there's no one you can charm into dropping their guard". and idk it kind of reminds me of the comment lucanis makes during the coffee date cutscene where he says smth along the lines of "even before i was captured, most things were determined for me" and adding that w the implication of illario absolutely hating when attention isn't on him paired with his resentment toward lucanis for being their grandmother's favorite AND lucanis telling emmerich that he "doesn't have illario's gift for flirting" like idk i imagine illario poaching any person he sensed lucanis had even a passing interest in just cause he's a spiteful mf

so here "there's no one you can charm" = "this one is mine, they won't fall for it"

i just think the mutual possessiveness is neat :)

[thimblings]

rook [after drinking several bottles of bad wine together and listening to them trying to one-up each other]: "that's nice boys, but i could take you both! at the same time!" (davrin is gonna be smug because he managed to get BOTH these idiots to finally rest for once) (spite is letting lucanis sleep, he's hanging out with assan) (these two are my main party, and lol guilty pleasure ot3, and lucanis is still demi - he loves both!! of them!!)

[everysongineverykey]

as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley

[lightgamble]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09

You asked me for a favor. I did it.

[affectionatecorpse]

Redd will never stop being the absolute funniest Animal Crossing character to me. It's illegal how underrated he is. He's got either a londoner or new yorky accent depending on how you read it. His logo is a blatant ripoff of Tom Nook's. He's fuzzy. He wears nothing but an apron. He's a bastard. He's clever. He's amazing at art. He does not utilise this talent in a genuine way. He painted the Mona Lisa at least 5 times but with angry eyebrows and no other change. He went to art school. He's divorced from Tom Nook. He has a million cousins. His old colleague now works for his ex instead. He lives on a boat. He has to hide said boat from Tom. He doesn't even know if half his art is real or fake. He's a kitsune with no powers so is essentially just a normal fox. He recreated an entire stone tablet and the only thing he changed was he made it bright blue. Blathers hates him. He's an enemy of the state. He openly admitted he was crazy before realising that was a bad sales technique. He replaced the adjective with 'jolly'. In old games people were blatantly racist against him being a fox. He has the same criminal motivation as Nick Wilde. His name is just the colour of his fur. His password is a spiteful jab at his ex. He's REDD.

He's just so damn FUNNY.

[canisalbus]

I've been following you for years, and I love your art. Seeing you repost your older art pieces reminded me how much I loved the angry, bitter, miserable Machete art and how it resonated with me... but a part of me is also so happy to see the current art of him being happy. Cute art of him as a unicorn, or chilling in a bathtub with Vasco. Like, we're all growing and healing :')

[pupkinpumpkin]

Rook and Lucanis are kissing a bunch when they finally get together, we just don't see it bc Lucanis gets nervous when on camera

[vaguely-concerned]

rook x lucanis: romance with a commentary track! solas and spite contribute with their thoughts and opinions along the way whether anyone wants them to or not. it's like a MST3K episode up in here as you try to get hot and heavy. in. in the pantry. love among the radishes at the end of the world (rifftrax version)

[chronicowboy]

okay pitch for season 8. 911 redux of captain bill hader catching jake and amy making out at work and having a heart attack but gerard walks in on buck and eddie's first ever kiss which inevitably turns into more and just drops fucking dead on the spot.

[yanderefarm]

yandere volo..... yandere volo got that obsessive mentally ill pussy.... imagine him worshipping at your feet and praising you as his god with all the sexy bitterness of brutus...... forced by his own weakness to only be graced to taste godhood on your lips and never know the feeling of real power.

[sebthesmoll]

Ugh! I love Spite so much!!!

[ghostie-selfships]

I got two boyfriends for the price of one. 😎💟

[ruleroftheimps]

I made a post Radiosilence would be the little mermaid (Fairy tale) and Radiostatic would be Beauty and the Beast (Movie).

I have come to the conclusion that this means Angelicradio (Adam x Alastor) would be Snow White, except Alastor just ignores Adam when he eats the apple, and Charlastor would be Sleeping Beauty except Alastor just robs the sleeping castle and dips. Radioapple's Cinderella, except Alastor's more confused at the fairy godmother for giving him glass shoes than romance. He's just going to the ball to spite Vox. Only reason he's doing anything with Lucifer? Vox wanted to and Alastor's petty.

Moral of the story is don't put Alastor in a fairy tale, he will not work out well as the prince unless he's cursed and making him the princess is the surefire way to die.

[ninawolv3rina]

Someone help him he’s been stuck like this for hours

OC: Micah (he/it)

[platoapproved]

Finished season 2 of IWTV with my friend who was totally canon-blind, who helpfully chimed in right after Louis delivered his "when I come back you better be gone" line to Armand: "so uhhhhhhhhh this is why the day after this aired everyone had to listen to your 'heavy metal heartbreak' playlist for 8 hours at work?" with me just sat beside him like "😭💔😭💔yeah 😭💔😭💔"

[bretwalda-lamnguin]

Maybe I've been thinking too much about Northumbrian worm myths but I wonder if Glaurung could have been tamed or at least appeased by giving him milk...