#and it'd help give him more 'insomniac english teacher' energy
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nevermind looking at brian makes me even madder look how they massacred my boy (he's like 38)
looking at joseph makes me mad
#random thoughts#dream daddy#the thin waist. the beard which he only has to cover up a double chin#the fact the only pose he has shirtless is with his hands on his hips to make his chest as tight as possible#why doesn't he have more hairrr#the sprite im editing is his shirtless sprite so i can put new clothes on him later#but also i do think brian is the type to just take off his shirt in public#with robert egging him on#'WOOOO TAKE IT OFF'#brian shirtless + robert with betsy = they are kicked out of their local mcdonalds#daisy gets embarrassed abt it but when she grows up she looks back on it like 'huh i had like zero body image issues growing up'#'but also did he have to take his shirt off at church'#(it was at a church bbq and he was changing out of his Good Church Shirt into something which could be stained)#oh god now im imagining craig and brian doing hard labor together and getting into a flexing contest for shits and giggles#robert is there on the sidelines just enjoying the view#with mary who is also there. they're drinking mimosas#YES robert could also help but also why would he#anyway i have successfully given brian mutton chops smoocha him on the chin#may give hugo a full beard instead his jaw's too strong for his own good#and it'd help give him more 'insomniac english teacher' energy
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