#and it does a bitch some GOOOOOOOOOD

[000life-is-meaningless000]

Hhheeeeree's a Goooooooood, Boy !

🤨 - Did, Any of Your Fyk'n Love Matter !

In, The Fucking, End ?

Huh ?

All your hard work all your kisses all your pets all your bond all your love and the end it was nothing now you're broken hearted cuz you can pour love into a stupid mingy animal that has a fraction of a lifespan of you !

Life is meaningless and then you die, we we are souls and bodies but then again in life we are just organisms

Your organisms trying to Survive, life has no meaning, life has no purpose.

There is nothing intrinsically spiritual about existence.

. . .

Everyone takes the concept of the soul and Consciousness to the extreme of proof of spirituality but it's not proof of spirituality, But, Spiritual Existence.

Life is meaningless God is an asshole most deities are selfish fucking pricks and one day you're going to die and that's the only love and blessing God ever gave you.

It, Was Your Mortality

🙂

Be happy you're not immortal, immortality will extremely fuck up your soul completely damaged absolutely completely destroy your sanity.

Immortality will destroy your soul, it's not if but a win and how long everyone lasts a different rate everyone has a different endurance when it comes to immortality, or duration of light but the soul was not meant to be alive forever.

Little do you fucking know that death is a great release the sweet release

Death is the ultimate Mercy although killing is dark, yes

Killing does come from dark it is a dark thing then again you can have a hero killing a villain but killing is always going to be dark that would just be Neutral or Gray !

Killing is always going to be a dark thing.

But, Death, in the Essence !

Death is sacred death is good death is the great release

Getting hurt or being murdered is Evil dark and or bad but being dead is not nearly as bad you can conceive of it

Being dead is a wonderful experience, dying is a Monumental horrible bitch

But being dead is fucking wonderful you probably wondering if it's so wonderful why the fuck are we alive

Some people are alive because they were forced against their free will, that's called necromancy necromancy can happen to technology you can happen through paranormal mobility it can happen because some deity or an entity it's a fucking asshole

It can happen because you made a deal or a pack or a bond or an agreement with some entity or higher power or just fucking something

But you have to fulfill so you were forced into life.

. . .

Some do it because they were bored being spirits and they wanted, more,

And some people are just so spiritually unconscious are so spiritually subconscious they're not even aware of the day accidentally got themselves incarnated.

True !

So really we are souls, in the vastness of The emptiness of the cosmos

And the spirit realm is infinitely bigger than the multiverse the multiverse is literally a particle of dust in comparison to the fucking Spirit Realm

And the universe is a particle of dust compared to how big the multiverse is and our planet that we live on right now is a particle of dust compared to how big the fucking universe is !

😐 - Life Is Meaningless and then you just fucking, Die !

[lihikainanea]

thinking about jealous bill a lot these days, lei, and how he’d fuck her so good after. one of those fucks where he’s just making her HIS, fucking her from behind and just making her forget any words. especially if she was already small and some guy hit on her at a bar that she already didn’t want to be at and bill just assures her the whole time home. but once they’re home? he knows what he’s gotta do and that’s making her mind blank.

Oooooooof I've been sitting on this for too long, but it has had me tingling for days. I've been itching to get my thoughts out on it, but idk sometimes this routine that I think I have nailed down with my little furry dude just goes to shit all of a sudden and there's really no reason to it. Last week I was rocking it, his nap times were on point, I was eating dinner by 7, we had walks, play time, then he conked out. This week I'm like DURRRR HOW DO I DOG PARENT? and I'm eating dinner at 10 and I feel like even Bongo is looking at me like he really needs me to get my shit together.

ANYWAY.

Let's get into this.

What I love about this here is the small but incredibly important detail that you mentioned that like...maybe tiger is already a little small. Maybe she's somewhere she doesn't want to be and Bill knows this, maybe she's not feeling too great about it and is getting worse, maybe she wants out or needs a reprieve and Bill knows it. And that right there flares up his protector side, the primal side of him that just wants to pick her up and carry her out, get her somewhere dark where she can sit on his lap and he can shove his thumb in her mouth and hold her there for as long as she needs. Tiger being a little overwhelmed, a little uncomfortable in a place she doesn't want to be in, tiger getting a little small in a place that's not safe for her to be small in and she knows it so she's spiralling a little...oof, Bill morphs into the alpha male that he keeps buried deep, and his own instincts are on fire to protect her, comfort her, provide for her. Throw in a little jealousy on Bill's side because tiger being small is....like, that's his you know? Only he gets to see that. And her mood is completely imperceptible to everybody else, but she may as well have a sign on her forehead that says "PUT ME ON MY KNEES" to Bill. It's so obvious to him, and his feathers are all ruffled because that's his. That's his look.

So alright, maybe tiger is just having a fucking shit week. She's due to be riding the crimson wave in a few days so she's bloated and the tatas are sensitive , her clothes aren't fitting, she's been kind of nauseous all day with a dull ache in the base of her skull. Maybe it's 38754596660 fucking degrees in a heat wave and like, tiger doesn't do heat. Her commute to work is not air-conditioned, so by the time she gets home she's overheated and sweaty and even more puffy and just full of fucking bad feelings. She's physically uncomfortable for a million different reasons, she's tired, SHE'S SO DAMN HOT--it's just all bad.

But it's a friend's birthday and at the moment, tiger kind of thinks that friend is a fucking asshole for organizing something in the middle of the week--let alone the worst week of life--but she's going. They're going. They have to.

But Bill's not convinced.

"You know kid," he says gently as he leans against the doorframe, sipping a beer as tiger tries on the millionth dress. The rejects are in a heap on the bed, and she struggles with the zipper as she shoots him an annoyed look.

"We can sit this one out if you don't feel like going," he says. He doesn't move to help her with the zipper--not when she's in a mood like this. Instead, he just swigs his beer.

"No we can't Bill," she snaps, and with a frustrated huff the dress goes up and over her head and is tossed into the pile of rejects. "She'll be pissed if we miss this."

"Then she's pissed," he shrugs, "We can make it up to her."

Tiger yanks another dress out of the closet, pulls it on. She pokes at it, turns a few ways in the mirror.

"That one's cute," he says.

But then she unties the belt, flings it off so the dress billows loosely around her frame.

"Fuck it," she says, grabbing his beer on her way out of the room, "I'm fucking wearing this fucking potato sack to fucking dinner."

Bill watches as she downs the beer in two gulps.

"Ugh," she mutters lowly, "Fucking lite beer bullshit."

At this point, he really just has all the sympathy in the world for her. Her friends are important to her, and tiger always feels a sense of obligation to never let them down. He knows this is the last place she feels like going tonight, but she's forcing herself to.

And like the thing with tiger's bad moods is sometimes they make her full of piss and vinegar and ready to fight everyone, and sometimes they just make her small. Bill never knows which way it's going to go, but given the fact that she's a little hormonal and he knows she's close to shark week, he can take a guess at which way the dice will roll tonight.

And it basically starts in the car on the way there. She's fidgety, even with the A/C cranked on high. She's pulling at the hem of her dress, huffing, she's rubbing at her temples. At one point she takes the seatbelt, pulling it away from her body and Bill shoots her a quizzical look.

"If my tits could stop feeling like they're about to fucking burst, that'd be great," she mutters.

"I'll give you a massage later tonight," he kisses her knuckles.

"Fuck all of this."

"I know, kid."

And it just gets worse. When tiger is in this kind of mood, really the thing that makes it worse is to just....surround her with people. Surround her with people that she has to fake joy and happiness with. She doesn't have the patience or the fucking energy for it, and despite her best efforts, Bill can see the scowl permanently etched in her forced happy face. And he can see the shift start to happen--the way she fidgets a lot more, and can't get comfortable. The way her shoulders hunch over. The way she's flinching or jumping at loud noises, squinting or wrinkling her features at the bright lights. Her eyes are getting a bit of a spaced out look, she's not really engaging in conversations--everything is just too much. The environment is starting to get way too stimulating, way too overwhelming, and she's getting small on him. He gives her knee a hard squeeze, hard enough to ground her and catch her attention and she jolts.

"You good?" he murmurs lowly. And he knows she's not. SHE knows that he knows she's not. But she forces a fake smile, so wide that it's almost sarcastic.

"Peachy."

A few minutes pass, her knee bouncing, her eyes flitting everywhere, and she stands.

"I need some air," she says, "It's too fucking hot in here."

Bill stands immediately, but she puts a hand on his shoulder and pushes him back down.

"I'm fine," she says, "Really. Just give me a minute."

He doesn't like it, not one bit, but he lets her go. Alone.

A few minutes pass, and sure enough she comes back in. She motions her hand to the bar, but Bill holds up his full pint to let her know he doesn't need another round just yet. She nods, heading there anyway to get a refill for herself.

Bill has eyes on her. Bill always has eyes on her. And tiger doesn't see it, but Bill does--he sees the guy standing next to her give her a little once-over, sees a smirk tilt up the guy's lips, and Bill knows what's about to happen. He doesn't hear the conversation, but he doesn't need to. He sees the guy speak. He sees tiger tense up a little, a tight smile in politeness, and she turns her head to try and make eye contact with the bartender a little quicker.

The guy doesn't get the hint, and keeps talking. Bill stands up. His eyes are on her the whole time, and now she's ignoring the guy. Turning her body slightly away, leaning forward a bit in hopes of getting her order in with the bartender faster. Her shoulders are practically up by her ears, and the guy with the sleazy smirk is still talking. Bill is ready to fucking punch the guy into next week just for the reaction that he's eliciting from his girl--making her scared, making her uncomfortable, even fucking daring to talk to her when she's like this. Bill eats up the distance with quick strides.

He makes it in the nick of time, right as this guy had raised a hand and was poised to place it on tiger's back in a rather unwanted caress. Bill grabs his wrist, steps between him and tiger, and gets real into his space.

"Just try and touch her motherfucker," he growls, "I dare you."

And listen, if nothing else--Bill is tall and that's intimidating as fuck when it gets right up in your space real quickly. But Bill also came out of nowhere, he looks a little crazy, and this guy suddenly ain't so down to rumble.

"Bro, I didn't know--"

But Bill just stands even taller and tiger actually shrinks behind him, her hand gently on his back, and it's the only thing that's keeping him remotely calm. This isn't about his anger. This is about protecting her, especially when she's like this for him, and nothing else matters.

The guy just holds his hands up, and backs away into the crowd. When he's out of sight, Bill turns to her.

"We're leaving kid," he says, and god it's so gentle, "Go wait for me by the car okay?"

"No," she mumbles immediately, fisting at his shirt a little bit, "No, can I stay here with you?"

And he realizes that she's a little scared and just a whole lot overwhelmed, and Jesus he could fucking melt into a puddle for her right that second.

"Of course you can," he tugs on a lock of her hair gently, "Of course you can."

Bill gets the bartender's attention in no time--a giraffe at your bar will do that--and he pays for everyone's tab. They make a hasty exit but he takes the blame--it's par for the course when you're friends with Bill, he's often tiger's ride and he's always getting all kinds of urgent calls--and then they leave.

And listen, the second that they're in the car? Tiger can finally start to let her walls come down, which is just fucking igniting Bill's jealous side and his protector side.

"Are you okay?" he murmurs to her. She looks so fussy, so small for him.

"I want to go home," she whines.

"I know sweet girl, I'm taking you home."

"He was awful Bill," she says, "Ugh, he was so sleazy and so slimy and--and he tried--"

"He tried tiger," he says softly, "He can try all he wants. He'll never have what's mine."

"No he won't," she sniffles. Bill tucks her hair behind her ears, taps two fingers against her lips and she sucks at them.

"Are you mine?" he asks softly, "Is this mine?"

She nods, but he tuts her.

"Yes," she mumbles, "Yours."

"Good," he murmurs. He pulls his fingers from her mouth and she whines, but he drags his hand down and cups her mound softly. She moans and grabs onto his wrist.

"What about this?" he asks, "Is this mine too?"

"Yes," she chokes out, "Yes. God Bill get me home."

"I will sweet girl, I will."

And listen, when they get home? oof. There's no stopping Bill. He can't switch it off, he doesn't want to tame it, and tiger doesn't want him to either. She's his. He's possessive, he's rough, he's jealous--and all it does is make her smaller for him, make her even more soft and subby, which just makes him even more alpha. It's rough because he needs it, SHE needs it, needs the pain of it to feel grounded, needs the sting of a spanking so that she can feel his strength, so she can feel like she's his, so she can feel owned and possessed and protected. And Bill needs to mark her to feel like she's his, because goddamnit it came so close tonight to everyone seeing her only the way he gets to. Too many people almost saw what is only his to see.

For as much as he wants to wreck her, maybe tiger wants to be on her knees for him. Maybe she needs to be on her knees for him. And for however much he might need something else, nights like these are always about her, and what she needs comes first.

[saintobio]

I couldn't control it when y/n saw Gojo and Sera together that I literally crushed the bread in my hand cuz I was having breakfast while reading the new update. It's sad that y/n feels like she has to go all through this torture for being with Satoru. I had fun reading the part where Naoya was pissing Gojo off but Naoya is still Naoya(that misogynistic bij). I literally cried when Toji said Gojo's lucky to still have his wife. Pain. It was all too much but I think Sera should expect these kind of things. Satoru is married to y/n and even if it's not out of love, there are parts to be played. I can't wait for y/n to let it all out. Ms.ghorl deserves all the good things in the world and I wish Gojo will go down miserably.

This was kinda long I am so sorry. Thank youuuu for today's update 💗 Take care,aiii❤️

Anonymous said

hope mc takes gojo’s words to heart and acts like she doesn’t care anymore. it’s like all the fboys channeled their energy into making gojo 😭 y/n also had chest pains again, which makes me wonder if she’s sick. also toji’s comment on how some wish their wife was still around :(( i hope y/n and him get together because he seems so supportive of her dream. it was so nice to see her have someone to talk to. maybe she can become a designer and build an empire with toji and leave gojo’s toxicity

Anonymous said

Aaaaaa the chapter was so goooooooood!! Toji my man let's run away and merge our companies and live a happy life! T^T Also, YO I was heavily sweating when y/n mentioned that Gojo can't make her pregnant hdkfbskxnskx Y/N YOU IDIOT ��💦 And I'm really angy that Gojo blames y/n for his stupid ass falling asleep as well hskfbakjlebdw--- ANYWAY thank you for this chapter, heartache 10/10 would cry again. -🐳 (I hope this Emoji is still free)

Anonymous said

yeah no😀😀 lets date toji yeah? sounds like a great idea yeah?

im burning with anger if you cant tell— my stomach churns just from reading this—

DID GOJO SERIOUSLY TELL US TO STOP BEING AN ATTENTION SEEKER?? DID SERA REALLY BLAME US?? NO CAUSE IM SO FUCKING MAD AT BOTH OF THEM RIGHT NOW.

FUCKING SHITS BLAMING IT ON Y/N AGAIN FUCKING LOSERS ASS SHITFACE

everytime gojo gets soft with us he always throws his attitude back at us when it comes to sera😭😭

nothing can explain how mad i am right now. can we just date toji already? like... I CANT HOLD IN MY ANGER I FEEL DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW.

GOJO FUCK OFF. SERA FUCK OFF.

Anonymous said

I honestly have no words for this chapter. my heart is HURTING. I just wanna give sweet baby Y/N her happily ever after bc she deserves. i really hope her fashion career takes off and she gets to do what makes her happy. and Toji😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏hey bae. he was so sweet to her and it was so nice to read how she felt appreciated by him.

but here comes Gojo to ruin it like always😐. cmon gojo, let’s step outside rq😐. he’s such an ass and at this point idk if i wanna see him redeemed. cause does he deserve it? no, not at all.

but Ai, my sweetie honey bun boo bear, we have all been fed well😩😩❤️. plz keep up the good work and take care of yourself love <33333

-🧎🏽‍♀️

Anonymous said

IM SOBBING FROM THE LATEST CHAPTER OF SN GOOOODDDDD I'm tired of gojos bs why cant reader just run away and start her own business <//////3 uve really hurt us w this one T___T also im looking forward to the next chapter!!! this one was amazingly written as always !!!

Anonymous said

Gojo that son of a bitch!!!! he was kinda getting better ngl but he ruined it at the end.. But damnnnnn how can you write this good?!?! Literally can’t wait for the next part!!! I’m always checking your ac every hour LMFAO thanks for your hard work!! I don’t really like angst but your writing Is damn good honey!! <3

Anonymous said

ALSO HOW DARE GOJO CALL US AN ATTENTION SEEKER.. BAFFLED NOISES. HE IS ATTENTION SEEKER PERSONIFIED.

Anonymous said

after this chapter, i really hope that the mc has the courage to snap at gojo. like what he said was so hurtful i gasped 😹😭 i can’t wait for the mc to have her moment and be like “ i’m the reason why you’re getting so much attention w/o me, you ain’t shit” or “i’ll finally be the villian you portray me as”

i want the mc to have her #girlboss moment so bad 😭 and runaway with toji and be a great step mom to megumi living her with a company of designing clothes! honestly, sera and gojo deserve each other at this point bc they will both be their own downfall :/

anyway, you’re writing is absolutely so beautiful and amazing. i hope you stay well and happy! until next time ‼️💞

MY LOVEEESSS!! aaah thank u so so much for all these messages they were very fun to read i’m sorry i can’t respond to each of u individually but i’m doing my best to compile bc i don’t wanna seem like i’m ignoring you guys 😭

[itsakpopalypse]

Suga/ Min Yoongi Astrology Ask: How He Loves

Risin“Ok a few things before I get to what I'm asking about... First off, you are hella pretty and I love the purple hair! 😍 Secondly, I just found your blog just recently and I absolutely adore it!! Especially the Kpop astrology posts you do! Which brings me to why I am in your ask box... Could you do Suga of BTS for me pretty please?! 🥰 I would be for ever grateful! Thank you in advance 😘 “  @daughterofthemoon92

A/N  First off, you are the absolute sweetest !!! Thank you for your compliments and I am so glad you have been enjoying my blog and posts!! And I am happy to! Thank you for your request and for being patient!!  Here it is I hope you enjoy it !! 💕💕💕

  how does one pick just one Suga gif I swear 

We all know he’s a Pisces

but we estimate a rising as Cancer and his moon is Virgo

So let’s talk about what that means!

Rising Cancer means sensitive 

also a bit private

unlikely to open up to new people, you almost have to pry details out of him, but he will be a lot more sentimental than he at first seems

a squishy ball of feelings 

can be a bit moody, and if he hears criticism he wasn’t expecting he will probably withdraw until he has centered himself

Water signs are emotional, empathetic and maybe a little more psychic than other signs, so between his rising and sun you can bet that he is going to have so many feelings

BUT your moon is your emotional state and how you express it

so since that is the VERY earthy and very structured Virgo, he will not likely speak about these things

Virgos like things to be very specifically this way

well planned, detail oriented and perfectionist.

Tireless at tasks they set themselves to and probably needs someone in his life who can tell him when enough is enough and he should take a break!!

In relationships this means- when you meet he is going to be pretty reserved. 

he won’t even really like or dislike you at first. He will think about it deeply though, and if he sees you express your emotions over everyday things that’s when he will start falling

remember all those water sign energies are very empathetic. So if you get SO EXCITED about like IDK the moon or something, he will catch himself with a soft smile thinking how beautiful happiness looks on you

and then he is like oh... oh no,. 

Then every little detail will stand out to him and he will fall much faster than you do, because he is so wrapped up in the tiniest things you are that no one else sees.

he will show this quietly

say you’re meeting up for coffee or something and when you get there he has it in his hand and holds it out with a blank face and then just spouts off your incredibly complicated order.

and you’re like... how did you know?

and he will shrug it off and say “well it’s still hot out so you’re not drinking your hot coffee yet. This is what you get before fall starts.”

And you are flabbergasted because of course he is right about both orders

probably doesn’t ever come right out and STATE that you are dating for a while... 

isn’t really sure if he wants to 

he knows he’s sensitive and he’s a little scared of what that means

but he will know if you like him back because his attention to detail is impeccable

he isn’t really sure how to word it since he is Pisces in Mercury 

he’s heavily drawn along but his feelings 

you’re going to get through to him better if you just say it

“Yoongi, we have been going out on our own without anyone else for a few weeks, do you want to start calling these dates or??” 

and he will shrug it off and act like his insides aren’t combusting 

they are

“Yeah you’re my girlfriend, you know that.”

you’re like 👀👀👀

okay??

and he will just hold out his hand for you to take and make sure your fingers are laced tight. 

and it will be natural after that

he isn’t one for huge public displays of affection, but his Aries Venus (Lord that is gonna be a ride)

suggests that he is the aggressor in the relationship

meaning if there’s a next step and he knows you want him as much as he wants you, he has no problem moving forward

Aries can be a bit uncertain about being tied down in long term relationships but since his Virgo and Pisces are in important placements I actually think he would lean much more comfortable with a partner he intended to stay with

Virgos are a sign of service so he is going to do SO MANY little things for you without you asking

he saw you looking in a window at a new sweater and he will buy it when fall comes around and give it to you with a note that says “Stay warm.”

or if you are stressing about work or college or whatever he is going to help you study or prepare for whatever is coming and make sure your lists are practical and thought out

hello may I have 2 of these please wow what a man

he is going to want to ensure you feel his love through the quiet ways he expresses it, but will crave affection in return

you can be loud about loving him, he will soak it in with the biggest smile

I’m soft his smile is the most precious thing Istg

His north Nodes Is Sagittarius so he will have an adventurous side

probably loves to take pictures in really beautiful places and when you’re not looking he snaps some of you instead of the landscape 

and you won’t know until you visit the studio and there’s all these candid shots in a collage on his screen 

his sentimentality will come to the front for anniversaries and birthdays, expect him to make a big deal out of these things for you and get extra romantic 

you know we were waiting for this part, lets get to sinning eh?

18+ below the cut

OOOF fuck me up Yoongi 

HONESTLY 

the amount of water and well placed fire in  this mans chart

goooooooood luck

as these are on different aspects of the energy spectrum, he is not going to be super predictable

Some days he will lean HEAVILY into the Pisces and be a careful, deeply emotional lover

others his Aries venus is going to be desperate to see you fall apart

regardless of which it is, when the 2 work together you are probably in trouble

Fire plus water equals steam and he is one steamy bitch okay. 

I don’t think he would be super rough?

like if that’s something you liked he would try it but he would probably just be hella passionate

Aries, while a very dominating sign in Venus, aren’t particularly rough, they just have a lot of energy to let out

Since his mars is Cancer I could see this coming out as really passionate and hot 

wants you to tell him how good it is and beg for him to give you more

he will want you to stroke his ego among other things

and we don’t have to talk about the hands and tongue on this man you know what is coming for you 

his Virgo moon will make it so that after the first couple of times, he will know what makes you cum better than you do,

you will give up on masturbation cause honestly nothing does the job like him

He is going to be a bit jealous with his affections and not want anyone to know what goes on in the bedroom

probably a fucking tease if I’m being honest

fuck

I can see edging and overstim being a huge part of his arsenol

but more than that he wants you to feel his love in the way he touches you 

so as much as he will tease he will also be sure you are satisfied

definitely in to dirty talk

probably grunts a lot but that low gravely kind that really hits you in the gut

oppa kink

i didn’t say it he did

wants to fuck you breathless and leave you 

holding your hands above your head and twining his fingers in yours as he fucks into you 

probably starts with dizzying lazy strokes and speeds up until you can’t stop screaming

10/10 wants you to be as loud as you can be

choking

but the hot kind

definitely spanking, but like, wants you to lay across his lap in a skirt that he flips up to rub all over your ass between swats.

have you seen his hands that is so fucking-

Marking is a thing, but I think discretely

leaves a wring of rubies around your thighs when he’s making you scream

face riding is absolutely his thing, grips you by your thighs and pulls you down onto his tongue with a smirk

honey once you get started it’s a long night

aftercare is sweet. 

checks on you and brings you water or tea

pulls you into bed beside him and strokes your hair until you fall asleep tucked into his neck

husband shit

thank you for requesting!! I hope you enjoy!

Requests are open, and if you’re patient I will get to everyone! thank you !

[janebae]

If Memory Serves

1.      This is cute. Kind of exhausting as someone who doesn’t like the original series, but I like all the character and plot stuff, it’s a neat episode, and I see the appeal if TOS is yo thang

2.      I cant help but look at where this franchise started and where it is….my bbies

3.      God Georgiou is a bad bitch. I love her

4.      I cannot convey in any mortal tongue how much I love Michael burnham and Sonequa martin green’s portrayal of her. Im obsessed

5.      I like the interpretation and update on the 60s aesthetic. Its dope AF

6.      Baby spock is my baby yoda

7.      iS iT GOOOOOOOOOD? I love stamets.

8.      Poor culber. The poor man is so confused he needs a THERAPIST. GET THE MAN A THERAPIST WHY IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS

9.      Spock being salty at burnham is a fuCKIN MOOD

10.  I love this scene between tyler and culber. Like, saru’s right, I think it needs to happen, but ONLY In disco’s universe does that make sense. I think one of the main things that discovery does which interests me is the idea that people will always be people. I mean, its true and its interesting, but it takes away some of the fantasy of believing that one day everything will be fixed. It is truly the star trek that fucks.

11.  The LIGHT SHIFT ON STAMETS DURING HIS CONVERSATION WITH CULBER I love that like, as the relationship becomes less intimate the light becomes colder and harder. We STAN visual storytelling

12.  Ohhhhh theyre pushing all of the OW buttons on tyler and I love it

13.  The flipping to the adult actors makes this scene hurt so much more

[giggleangels]

Tell me about Varha? I want to know everything, she seems like an angel and I need to know more about her!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD THE LOVE OF MY LIFE APPLE OF MY EYE!!!!!!!!!! the queen herself. 

Varha grew up to a very loving, close family, with two sisters and a brother, she was the youngest. Her mom was a nurse and her father was a lawyer. She decided from a super young age she wanted to be a nurse as well, and her mom was like YAY!!!!! Unlike Ethan, her mom and dad loved each other unconditionally, and loved their kids with everything they had. 

At the time, the only school in Promise was a christian school, and Varha and her family were Jewish, but they hid it from everyone to get into the elementary-highschool wombo combo school idfk. 

This is where she met littol ethan, who came to school with bruises and scars and black eyes from his dad. She spent most of the day at the nurses office, so she saw him alot, but they didnt click yet ( i have this one scene in my head where varha is like “ why dont you smile? smile for me!” and ethan smiles kinda and his two front teeth are knocked out and shes like <:) “ beautiful smile!” and hes like uwu )

She did get bullied for being black, in a school where the majority were white. Ethan helped one her out one day after she got pushed, and he just fucking WAILED on the bully ( his name is chad), and walked her home. After this they kinda had a friendship? kinda? its complicated.

For college she moved away from promise, to the same school her mother went too. She took a minor is psychology. during this time Ethan was in the military and ALSO was away from promise. they kinda forgot about each other.

when varha was 20-21, she came back to promise to work for the Promise Memorial hospital idk. Ethan was a cop at this time, and they met again when he got shot in the shoulder and she was the nurse to take out the bullet. he recognized her but she was like “ who??? the fuck are you???”

he was so enamored by her, he came by everyday to give her treats and flowers and ask her on dates. In the beginning she was super uneasy like what the fuck who does that? but as time went on she kinda fell into it? like “ this man really does care. also free food fucking SWEET!”

She really REALLY felt the same way about him when she was dealing with a really rowdy patient, who got up and was like” im gonna kill you!!!!!!!!!”, and stabbed her with a scalpel NOOOOO!!!!! ethan was there for her daily flowers and snack, and he helped her calm the patient down and made sure she was ok while ALSO talking to the patient to try and keep them calm. she was like “ <:O hes so sweet when he wants to be”

after this, he finally came out and was like “ hey im...im a hitman <:(” and i dont really have a plan for how she takes this but he’ll explain what he does and why hes does it, and she’ll be like idfk god this is hard.

then they got HITCHED OH FUCK!!!!! marriage time my dudes.

they tried to have kids for a bit, but learned varha was infertile and unable to have kids, so they adopted tarla, then took in kyrin ( WHO ETHAN FUCKING KIDNAPPED LMAO HER LIFE IS CRAZY)

then she was levi and her and ethan are like “ BABEY??? HOW???” but theyre so happy and in love and tarla is super happy and kyrin fucking hates it because he doesnt want a baby in the house so he cries.

( theres also a little side story where the hospital varha works at is killing patients to sell to this one bitch ass hoe named Jakoba morningstar, so he can experiment on them to find eternal life. anyway, she finds out after doing some digging after seeing a spike in deaths at the hospital, and finds out whats going on. so when Jakoba finds out she knows, he sends someone to kill her.)

One day while taking the kids to schoolio ( the christian school in promise is now totally gone and is just a public school now), she gets in a horrible accident with the kids in the car. She dies on impact, and the kids are stuck in the car while the firefighters try and get them out. mega traumatizing. 

the person who hit her car was going 150 mph, and got up and ran the fuck out, so they never learned who did it. ( IT WAS JAKOBA !!!!!!!!! WE BEEN KNEW!!!!)

this leads to ethan becoming mega obsessive with finding out her killed varha, so that he could get REVENGE!!!!! but he never finds out who did it <:( no closure....

god thats long!

anyway, varha loved to sing! she would sing in the car, in the shower, in the garden, on her bike. anywhere! 

She loved her kids, more than ANYTHING. she would KILL for her kiddos. she would murder O-O

She kinda fought with ethan about his whole secret hitman life, but she doesnt like to be controlled so she doesnt control anyone either. she just asked him to be safe and keep them safe. he failed.

she wears to pants in the relationship. Ethan has a habit of spending money on gifts for his kids and her, so she runs the finances and stuff! she is the treasury department of BAD BITCH!!!!

Shes taller than ethan by an inch, just an inch, and shes older than him by idk how much i just know shes older.

her favorite color is pink, and she loves dresses. she loves pink so much she died her HAIR pink. like....the audacity. i love her.

when she met ethan, she could tell he was super lost in his life, spiritually. she introduced him to her temple and he felt really at home in it, so he converted to judaism. She’s not THAT spiritual, but she likes the feeling of having a greater power, like a big family lmao. 

thats all i got right now omfg im SORRY 

[lynxgriffin]

Straight Outta Monster Narnia

HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK

I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE

THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!

Here we GOOOOOOO~!

Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!

I am here yes!

Truly excellent dude

OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort

NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…

Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.

STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks

The legs are almost all the same LMAO

This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT

Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft

BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO

You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk

Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…

But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes

OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA

Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!

That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there

Also Kris, you need some eyes

RELIGIOUS SKA

So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay

Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat

It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!

It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it

CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!

Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here

“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor

DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes

ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT

PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS

DAMN who do I pick as my partner

Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…

Random snake is also very good…

Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined

HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK

Thank you cool snake I love your origin story

Oh this reindeer girl is very cute

MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE

I instantly love her, goodbye

Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble

I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK

Susie are you eating chalk

Oh sheet I like Susie less now

GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY

Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face

Haha totally cut off my answer there

Hmm. I sense…a theme here.

Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here

Now that’s a spooky face

Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls

Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay

Hi there creepy waving things!

To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT

Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES

Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie

LOL so much for a party member following you around

Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics

Such interesting and different architecture

THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS

Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy

THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know

About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch

LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”

JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT

VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM

“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”

CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY

Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it

RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game

The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute

Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!

“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.

Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…

It’s an inverse papou fruit!

Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right

Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items

YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW

“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE

Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…

“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”

Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY

FRIGHTENING FANFARE

Damn that puzzle still is tricky

Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying

We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE

Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!

Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already

Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword

Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right

THEY GOT BARRY

These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex

“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie

It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone

Oh now that light trick is weird

They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious

Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN

LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something

Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!

THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS

“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.

Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again

L E G S

THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE

Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE

Cakes…are also my enemy…

Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming

Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either

Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP

This jack’s got my number

That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig

Awww I like Clover

“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE

Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE

Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.

Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice

It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S

Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here

Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!

Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones

Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing

Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER

Why does it say Tuna on it

“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had

GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA

Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!

YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD

OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE

Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat

STOOL FORME

I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with

Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long

You done got locked in the dungeon

Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in

HUH, we’re controlling Susie now

In which choices do not matter…

SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED

And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?

A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!

Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail

Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking

Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!

So, this about final boss point for this business?

Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot

And just who is this sassy lost child?

BAAHAHAHAAA

HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN

I am now BED INSPECTOR yes

Hello again fancy blue boy

“Can…can we see it” / “No.”

This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO

Awww he put his bicycle to bed

‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH

I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!

Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!

JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT

Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez

WHELP this looks like final boss time…

Hiiiii there Lancer

Oh dang is gettin serious now

Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there

HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…

Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…

W H E L P

DAYUM that face from Susie!!

Awwww poor Ralsei

We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH

DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)

LMAO Susie’s face

EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC

Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects

Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet

So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat

Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia

Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST

LIBRARBY

YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE

Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!

ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE

OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME

I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad

PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED

I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN

The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!

Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING

Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!

“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.

HIIIIIIIII SANS

Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS

Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!

Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS

10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW

HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”

That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing

Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!

Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!

Brother Doug…?

Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!

ASGORE, HELLO

OMG Asgore hugs

Soul flowers….???

Awwww got some flowers for Toriel

THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY

It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE

Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.

Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right

DOG GRAVE, NO

Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…

Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…

Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…

ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED

Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!

OKAY decided to go to sleep here.

…Well that didn’t work out great

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT??????????

WHAT????????????

WHAT?????????

HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??

THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING

No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT

OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE

[fluffyllamas-23]

SO for a prompt… I’m kind of torn between “Please don’t leave me in here alone” and “Don’t cry. Where do you hurt?” for my fave boys Chason???? Because I’m evil? Or… if you thought they went together maybe both? Your choice obvs I just love them so much?

The fact that you love my boys makes me so happy??? Also, I was hoping this would be better, but it is what it is and I hope it’s okay 

There’s some mentions of emeto in this, so just a warning! Fic is below the cut

Mason is practically vibrating with excitement.  Chase had been gone all weekend for another conference, and even though he goes on them all the time, the bed still feels too big and too empty without him.  It’s lonely, and something Mason will never get used to.

Mason looks up when he hears the lock turn, and as soon as Chase walks through the door, he grins widely,  “what are we doing tonight?”

“God, Mason,” Chase grumbles, “We haven’t seen each other in days and you’re not even going to say hi? Nice to see you, too.”

“Sorry,” Mason frowns, “hi, I missed you.  How was the conference? How was work?”

“Fine,” Chase snaps, eyes raking over the dishes piled in the sink, “what the hell? I was gone for three days. How the fuck are there this many dishes? They were done when I left!”

Mason cringes, “I’m sorry-”

“Sorry isn’t good enough. The apartment is a disaster, what did you do? Did you throw a fucking party?”

“No — I — Chase, can we just start over? I’m sorry-“

Chase just mutters something under his breath, and Mason grimaces when he walks into the bedroom and slams the door.  

Mason walks into the room, and then shrinks back when Chase wheels around, shooting him a glare, “what?”

Mason narrows his eyes, glaring back at him as anger bubbles in his chest, “nice.  As you pointed out, we haven’t seen each other in days, and you’re kicking off our reunion by being a  complete jackass for literally no reason. What the fuck, man? What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. I’m fine.”

Mason gestures at him frantically, “really? Really?”

If Chase wasn’t so tired and stressed out, he would have laughed at how high-pitched Mason’s voice had gotten. He grips the back of his neck tiredly, “just…I need a minute.”

“You’re gonna need more than a minute if you keep being a bitch,” Mason grumbles, “take a shower or something. Cool off.  Let me know when you’re done being an ass.”

He walks out of the room before Chase can even answer, and he can’t decide if he wants to throttle him or not.  He’s leaning towards ‘yes, absolutely’, but he figures that he should maybe start dinner and try feeding Chase before he does anything drastic. He’s probably starving and had a shitty day and that’s why he’s being such a bear, but God, Mason just wanted a good night. Now he almost wishes Chase hadn’t come home yet.

Mason is standing at the counter a little while later gripping the wooden spoon so tightly that his knuckles have gone white. He’s been standing there for almost fifteen minutes, getting more and more upset as the minutes pass when he feels Chase come up behind him.  

“Um…so I owe you an apology.”

“Yeah, no shit,” Mason snaps, tears springing to his eyes.  

He scrubs at them, annoyed at himself for crying, because how stupid. Chase was hardly even mean to him, but Mason is just so tired and has missed him so much, and this wasn’t exactly what he had envisioned.

When he turns around to look at Chase, Chase bites his bottom lip and pulls him into a hug, “I’m so sorry, please forgive me.”

Mason nuzzles his face into Chase’s neck, “I can’t stay mad at you…but what the hell?”

“I’m sorry,” Chase groans, “I’m just exhausted and the conference was really just a huge waste of time and the kids were awful today, and I took it out on you because I’m the biggest asshole on the planet.”

“I thought you might have had a bad day.”

“Sorry.”

“Are you hungry?”

“Not really.”

Mason frowns, “you’re not?”

He shakes his head, “My stomach doesn’t feel great…it’s been weird all day…I don’t wanna eat anything.”

He presses a hand to Chase’s forehead, “are you sick? You don’t feel warm. That also explains everything.”

“Maybe? I don’t know, I can’t tell…I just feel…off. I think I’m just tired, though.”

“You probably picked up something from one of your students.”

“Yeah…I wouldn’t be surprised.”

“You need something in your system. How about I make you some toast? Or rice? Are you nauseous at all?”

“No…a little? I don’t know. I’m…vaguely…queasy? I really just want to lie down.”

Mason kisses his cheek, “then go. I’ll bring you some toast and we’ll call it a night.”

*

Chase feels so awful the next day that he calls out of work immediately upon waking at four. His stomach is churning and aching, and he thinks he might be running a fever, but he’s not sure, and he doesn’t really want to wake up Mason to check.  Instead, he curls into himself and smooshes his face into the pillow.  

He falls into a restless sleep, drifting in and out for a couple of hours before he finds himself being vigorously shaken awake.

“Chase! Chase!”

“Mason, stoooop,” Chase moans, clutching his pillow as his stomach lurches.  

“It’s nine! You overslept!”

“No I didn’t,” he mumbles, swallowing harshly as he shoves his face back in the pillow.  “I called out.”

“What? When?”

“When I woke up at four.”

“Shit,” he hisses, “feeling worse?”

“I feel awful,” he groans.  

“Still your stomach?”

“Mmhmm.”

“Are you going to throw up?”

“I don’t wanna,” he mutters, “I refuse.”

Mason raises a brow, skeptical he’ll be able to hold off for long, given how increasingly pale he’s getting, “I’m going to grab a bin just in case.”

Chase groans, rubbing at his stomach as he looks at Mason with bleary, fever bright eyes, “‘kay.”

“Oh…you look miserable,” Mason sighs, putting a hand on his cheek, “and you’re burning up.”

“I thought so.”

“I’m going to go get the thermometer, I’ll be right back.”

Chase sleeps off and on.  The only time he wakes is to empty his stomach into the bin on the floor next to the bed, which isn’t too often, but it’s enough that he feels all kinds of miserable.

Mason is growing increasingly worried. Something in the back of his mind is screaming at him to take Chase to the doctor, but when he voices his concerns to Chase, he tells him it’s just a stomach bug and he doesn’t need (or want) a doctor.

Mason wipes at Chase’s forehead with a damp cloth, and then places it on his bare chest before he walks out of the room, clutching his phone.

“What is it, Mason? I’m in the middle of my shift,” Lucy says upon answering Mason’s call.

“I think Chase is dying and he won’t listen to me.”

“What’s wrong?”

“He has a…stomach bug? I don’t know, it seems different but he won’t go to a doctor. In your medical opinion-“

“-oh my god, Mase, I’m an animal doctor, not a people doctor.”

“Yeah, well you’ve had more medical training than me,” Mason snaps, “what do I do?”

“Is he throwing up?”

“Yeah and he has a fever.”

“Is he in any pain?”

“I asked, he said not much.”

“It probably is just a stomach bug then. I don’t know what to tell you…keep him hydrated, keep an eye on the fever…if you really think he needs a doctor, then go for it.”

It isn’t until later that night that the pain really kicks in, and it feels like someone is twisting a knife in his lower abdomen.

“Oh my god,” Chase gasps, gripping the sheet as tears spring to his eyes, choking on a sob.

“Hey, don’t cry, honey, where do you hurt?” Mason says softly, looking down at Chase, worry gnawing at him, “is it your stomach?”

“Y-yeah…it h-hurts-nggggh…o-oh m-my goooooooood,” he gasps, black dots clouding his vision.

“Where exactly does it hurt?” Mason demands.

He grits his teeth, “s-side-ow, ow, OW.”

“Okay, we’re going to the emergency room.  I’ll be right back.”

“N-no.  Please d-don’t…please don’t leave me here a-alone.”

“Just for a second.  I need to grab my keys and wallet and then we can go.”

Mason sprints around the apartment, trying to find them. It feels like it takes too long, but he finally locates them and shoves them in his pocket before he runs back into their room.

“Okay let’s go.”

“Hurts,” Chase mumbles into the pillow.

“I know. Can you walk? We need to go.”

Mason gets him up and the moment he’s on his feet, he yelps in pain, hand darting to his right side. Chase bends over at the waist, clutching Mason’s arm as he tries not to lose consciousness.

It hurts.

“Kill me,” Chase groans.

“We’ll go slow, just tell me when you need a break.”

*

Chase is lying in a hospital bed, eyelids drooped as he gives Mason another goofy grin. They had pumped him full of fluids, pain meds and anti-nausea medications while he waits for the doctor to come get him for surgery.

“You’re real pretty,” Chase slurs, going cross-eyed, “I love you.”

“Yeah, I love you too,” Mason says, rolling his eyes, “but I’m really mad at you.”

“Why? What’d I do?”  He frowns, blinking heavily.  

“I told you that you needed a doctor! If you would have listened to me we could have gotten you here before you were in complete agony.”

“No, m’fine. I don’t need a doctor.”

“Your fucking appendix is five minutes away from bursting what do you mean you’re fine?!”

He pats his stomach, the movement jerky, “no see, m’fine.”

“That’s the morphine,” he says, looking up when the door opens.

“Ready to go, Chase?” The doctor asks.

“Where am I going?”

“Surgery,” Mason says, stroking.

“What?!”

The doctor smiles warmly at him, “don’t worry, we’ll take real good care of you.”

“Mason, I don’t want a face transplant.”

Chase looks so genuinely upset that all Mason can do is kiss Chase’s forehead and try not to laugh too hard, “you’re not getting a face transplant. You need your appendix out.”

He blinks, “oh.”

“I’ll see you when you wake up. I love you.”

“Love you, too,” he mumbles, and Mason watches as he’s wheeled out of the room.

[roccoroks]

Dag 3 THE DAG FILES! *que X Files music* The following events took place at the Spring Grand Rod Run, names have been changed to protect the stupid and liable. time:.......dark....ish im working a double, 2nd & 3rd shift pryor to the take over of the motel there for i was still a employee at the time and had to answer the a boss (the sorry motherfucker that he is) but thats another story/rant. its hot outside, people are pissing and shitting all over my lobby bathrooms and im trying to deal with 100+ geusts and god only knows how many classic cars... this is more of what its like to deal with multipul shitty guests and problems while working a rod run in pigeon forge tn. the grand rod run takes place twice a year and has more that 1000-2500 show cars through out the city of pigeon forge. we find our hero sitting on his ass watching youtube videos and eating potato chips and trying to download bootleged My Little Pony:Friendship Is Magic episodes when the internet suddenly explodes and stops working due to me trying to download 30 episodes at once! this is more of what its like to deal with multipul shitty guests and problems while working a rod run in pigeon forge tn me: *prior to net crash* ^.^ *om nom nom nom* *internet crashes* me: O.O........shit....not good me: hey chris (we work in pairs on rod runs) chirs: whats up man me:.....um i think were fucked chris:what did you break? me: the internet....all of it chris: I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO DOWNLOAD THAT MUCH PONY SHIT AT ONCE! me:.....sorry?...you fix?...please chris: *sigh* leave, NOW! me: *me runs out from behind the counter just as the phone rings* ~when the wifi goes down at the motel, you might as well have set the place on fire, eeeeveryone calls to tell you!~ me: front desk poc 1: (pissed of coustomer) yeah uh hi, the inter net is not working, how do i log on? me: (i know its not working, i broke it! ^.^) im sorry we are having technical difficulties and are trying to restore it as we speak! poc1: oh ok ill try later! bye me: that wasnt so.... *ring* me: front de..... rpoc: (realy pissed of coustomer) HEY THE INTRANETS NOT WORKING me: im sorry we ar....(did you just say "INTRANET"?) rpoc: WHEN I MADE MY RESERVATION I WAS TOLD THERE WAS WEEFI AND I DONT HAVE WEEFI WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO ABOUT THAT! me: sir im trying to get it back on line and i should have it working with in.....( WAIT...WTF IS WEEFI?) rpoc: I DONT WANT EXCUSES I WANT THE INTRANET FIXED me: sir? sir are you there? rpoc: *yells louder* I SAID IIIIII WWWWWWWWAAAANT TTTTHEEEEEEEE INTERNET FIIIIIXXXXXXEEDD NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW CAN YO.... me: SIR YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP BECAUSE I CANT HEEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRR YYYYYYOUUUU! (fucking yell at me dick head) rpoc: *SOME HOW YELLS EVEN LOUDERER* III SAID FIX THE GOD DAMED INTRA......... me: idk chris i cant hear the guy, he sounds like a broken record. (lmao i soooooo can hear the vein in your head thumpin!) rpoc: you have got to be kidding me, now the fucking teller phone doesnt work *hangs up* chris: what was that all about? me: thats how you deal with a bad guest chris: great! now hes going to come down here and bitch to me me: yup, see ya later! me: *leaves to check parking lot for cars to tow,leaves chris to clean up mess* me: *looks out the window* (if there were any more cars in my parking lot it, this place would look like a poory orginized scrap yard) me: *walks outside for 3 hours* *3 hours, 2 beers and one smokey burn out from a dodge challenger later* *sitting at the desk, chris leaves for the night* chris: im turning my phone off, dont....fucking.....call...me! me:k me: (back to down loading ponies! and cruse CL for car parts) poc: AHEM! me: /).- (I will not respond to a clearing of the throat, what the fuck bitch, this aint high school) poc: AAAAHHEEEEMMM! ME: (NOPE! FUCK YOU) poc : EXCUSE ME! me: (was that so hard?....bitch) yes mam! may i help you? ^.^ poc: uuuhh you need to do something about that drunk guy in the pool.... me: drunk guy? poc: yes hes in the pool and hes drunk and i dont want to see that! me: ...*blank stare* poc: well.... me: (do i get any more info than that? ITS THE ROD RUN! EEEVVERRRRRYYYBODIES FUCKING DRUNK!) yes mam what does he look like? poc: HE IS THE DRUNK ONE! me: (com'on! take the hint!) mam this is the rod run and everyone in the pool is drunk, is he bothering you in anyway? poc: well..huh..he just shit in the pool.... me:........ me:....your shitting me....(i haha i made a funny) poc: she for your self! me: *goes to pool, see only 3 people in the pool, all of them drunk* me: soooo he just? poc: yup, he just dropped his swim suite and shit right in the pool, then he jumped it , then he told his friends that it was a candy bar and dared them to eat it! me: .......*speachless*.... me: ok mam, who dun shit in my pool *i sooooooo wish i was making this up* poc: him! *points at all 3 drunk people* me: (really? not the middle one, not the one on the right just that one?)ok witch one of them? poc: the fat one me: (THERE ALL FUCKING FAT!) ok witch fat one poc: I FUCKING GIVE UP! *STORMS OUT* me: (damn, she lasted longer than most, shee needs a discount!) me: *walks out into the pool* ok, who shit in my pool (this situation warents cussing) *all the drunk people* "HE DID" *AND POINTED AT EACH OTHER!* me: /).- WHERE IS IT! *again all three of them * THERE! *all three point in different directions!* me: soooo its everywhere.... *blank stares all around and akward silence* me: where....is..... the.... TUUUUUURRRRD *more blank stares* drunk guy 1: ummmmmm me: all of you, GET OUT! drunk guy 2: but what if we.... me: NOW! *all three exit pool* drunk guy: um when can we get back in the pool? me: tomorrow dunk guy 2: why so long? me: look im the only guy here and i have better things to do then go on a wild goose chase for a lone turd in the pool! drunk guy 1: well whos going to clean it up? me: NOT FUCKING ME! YOU WANA SWIM? GO NEXT DOOR AND LAY A LOG IN THEIR POOL! *they all think this is wildly funny and walk off to deuce one out in the smokey mountain lodge's pool* 30 mins and a few pissed off would be pool goers later ME:* just sat down to pizza* *ring, ring, ring,ring,ring* me: FOR FUCK SAKE! I HATE YOU PHONE *get up and walks to phone* me: *bangs knee on desk drawer* FUCKING OOOOOWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE ! FUCK YOU TOO BROKEN DESK DRAWER! AHEM! front deak *in sweet voice* dag: (room 403)" THE GAW DAMN INTRANET AINT FUCKIN WERKIN!"(i a heavy drunk southern accent) me: e.e...(you sound familar) its not? one second let me check. *puts customer on hold* me: *goes to bathroom to take a dump* 5 mins later me: (fuck ! hes still there!) *takes dag off hold* sir? dag: BOUT TIME! me: try it agian dag: I DONT FUCKIN KNOW HOW TO GET ON THE GAW DAMNEDED THING ME.......O.o (then how do you know its not working.....WAIT, HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU....DO YOU EVEN COMPUTER BRO?) me: sir? dag: *YELLS TO WIFE* HEY! GET THA FUCK OVER HERE AND MAKE THE FUCKER WORK ME:  .....(oh my god this is like jerry springer) *long pause* dags wife in background: THERE! IT FUCKING WORKING...WAIT NO, YES...NO ITS NOT ME:.......sir? DAG: HANG ON DAMNED IT! ME:......*SUCKING BACK LAUGHING.....BECAUSE I JUST FLIPED THE BREAKER TO THE ROUTER KILLIN ALLLLL THE INTERNETS* dag: IT JUST WAS FUCKIN WERKIN THEN THE SHIT BROKE ME: HANG ON A SEC.....*puts dag back on hold, sit down and eats a slice of pizza* 4 slices of pizza later... me: *flips breaker back on, takes dag off hold* sir, HOW BOUT NOW? dag: HAY, HE SAYS ITS WERKIN........WELL.....GET THA FUCK OVER HUR AND MAKE THE TING GO! ~pernounce it just like i wrote~ long pause...... dag: aigh the fuckers workin now ME: go deal yall, yall has a goooooooood nigh nowww...... dag: hangs up me: (THAT WAS FUN! now for foods!) *almost sits down* *ring, ring,ring,ring,ring* me: FUCKING REALLY?!? ahem: front desk? dag: HAY ME: (oh gawd not you again) yes sir dag: what room are we in me: O.o..(really.....you dont even know what room....) 403 sir dag: im in 403? me: yes sir dag: TELL THEM FUCKERS ABOVE ME TO SUCK THE FUCK UP OR IMA GONA BEAT 7 SHADE OF SHIT OUT OF THEM! ME: (i would pay soooooo much money, you dont even know) sir its 930pm and during the rod run thing tend to go on until 12 am or so, im sorry but there nothing i can do dag: I GONA KICK THEIR ASSES! ME: SIR! PLEASE DONT GO......*CLICK* ME: *RUNS OUT THE DOOR TO THE 5TH FLOOR* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! *arives at 5th floor.....its empty* me: ......(aint no one up here) *walks down to 4th floor, sees drunk guy outside 403, in whity tighties, passed out in the chairs* me: (im sooooo not dealing with that) *goes back to office* me: * sits down at the desk and see something out of the corner of my eye* *looks at security moitor* me: DAFUQ IS THAT? *switches to pool cam, see UFO (unidentified floating object)* me: nooooo, it cant be.... *zoooms in, sees large turd* ITS BACK! THE TURD! ME : *runs around the counter to the pool, trips on carpet and knocks over entire brocher rack* me: (deal with that later, I HAVE SOME SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF!) *at the pool* me: damn.....thats quite the deuce....atleast a 2 pounder *starts talking to myself in a steve irwin accent* me: wear hear in the confines of the pool room, in search of a veronious beast! SHHHHH *GRABS SCOOPER* aahw yea thar she is, just look at hur thear, she a absolute beauty! and shes a floata too! me: *lowers scooper, turd slide off the edge* awhh shes a fisty one she is! ima grab her tail! me: * trys to come from below and scoop it up, turd veirs away* shes a quick won! HUHO QUICK! THE SHELA IS MAKIN A BREAK FOR IT! me: *finaly scoops turd* HE SCOOPS HE SCORES!!!!!! * turns around see's hot girls laughing at me* me: *looks at turd on the scooper* (theres not a hole deep enough for me to craw off in right now) *drops turd in trash* * relocks pool goes to desk to commit suicide* 20 min later me: *watching youtube, probably supercharger videos around that time* dag: HAY, YOU BACK THUR? ME: (maybe if i sit reeeeeeeal still he will not see me) dag: HAY! *leans around counter* me; (FUCK! IT SAW ME) me: yes sir how ma.... dag: LISTIN THE INTRANET DONT WERK, YOU GOT US UNDER THESE LOUD FUCKING PEOPLE , YOUR POOL IS CLOSED AND IT AINT EVEN TIME TO CLOSE IT AND TO TOP IT OFF NOW MY TV DONT WORK me:im sorry sir (no im not) but i cant move you to another roome because we are full. dag: WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT THIS! I WANT A GWAD DAMND DISCOUNT! ME: (no you need to put a shirt on, no one needs to see your "DD" man titties!) im sorry sir theres nothing i can do, you will need to talk to the manager in the..... dag: I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY AND COME THE FUCK DOWN HERE TO TALK TO A MANAGER I WANT THIS SHIT FIXED NOW! me: (and i want a decent blow job from my wife, but that shit aint going to happen either) im sorry bud but i cant do anything until morni...... dag: YOU CAN ATLEAST OPEN UP THE FUCKING POOL! me: sir i cant op.....SURE THING! TELL YA WHAT IF IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY I WILL OPEN THE POOL JUST FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS BUT NO ONE ELSE, IS THAT OK? dag: now thats more like it *walks out the door* me: (BAWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!) 15 MINS LATER. DAG AND HIS WIFE ARE SWIMIN IN THE POO WATER LAGOON *chis walks in with beer* chris: *stops, looks at the two fuckers swiming in the pool* you know its past 11 right? you not suppost to let people swim past 11 me; i know chris: oooookkkk why do they get to swim? me: because i hate them chris:sooo you hate them and they get to swim.....is that the motherfucker that yelled at me for the inter net not working? me: yup, and some one shit in there earlier to day too chris: *snots beer out his nose* HAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK? me: yup, fuck them chris: thats sooooo wrong me: yup chris: your going to hell for this but it sooooo worth it /rant

[blazregaliadream]

Blaz's Journey with Three Houses: The Story So Far

Been a good minute and ain't sure if I ever mentioned it, but I have had Fire Emblem: Three Houses for a few weeks and I'm only now on my second playthrough. The game plan is playing each house before tackling the Church route, 5th file is reserved as a throwaway branching file for S-Supports I want to do but won't be able to keep, yadda yadda yadda, let me tell ya about my experience so far.

Black Eagles

I was prepared that I would be facing the Church of Seiros in this route. What I wasn't prepared for was to see Rhea getting more and more unhinged with each post-timeskip chapter and for some reason, each time I saw her fucking pissed, I felt this really painful tearing in my heart, like whenever she was suffering, I suffered in return. Quite the route to give you the insight of the innerworkings of Edelgard and what she does and why, and if I'm being honest, I can only say it's made me understand her. I agree with her reasons, but I don't agree with her actions, and I especially don't agree with her mindset. But still, she makes for quite the antagonist in my opinion, and that's good, that's good, that's goooooooood!

I hate her to some extent.

S-Support: Dorothea (literally the only reason I was able to stomach this route, bless this songstress and her heart)

Blue Lions (WIP)

So far, it's been a hell of a horror show watching Dimitri go on a downward spiral before finally cracking at the sight of Edelgard being the Flame Emperor, and seeing what he became in the timeskip was... heartwrenching. Currently, he's started the path of getting back on his feet and we're moving towards taking back his kingdom from traitorous bitch Cornelia. (I want to make her my slave)

Planned S-Support: Mercedes (originally, I didn't have much interest in the girls of the Blue Lions, so Manuela was gonna be the one I do for this route, but uh, Mercedes... she hits quite a few points for me. Bonus points for the timeskip design)

Future S-Supports

Blue Lions -Alternative-: Ingrid

Golden Deer: Marianne

Golden Deer -Alternative-: Hilda

Other (to be covered in Blue Lions -Alternative-): Manuela and Shamir

Church of Seiros: Rhea (always save the best for last)

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 20.07.17 lb

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snort, shivaay struggling with the overly packaged baby bottle. #relatable 😆😆😆

“bunty, wait.” 

i love how we’re all just talking to bunty now like he’s part of the gang. 😊😊😊

omfg this baby is too cute mannnn. i want to munch on its gol guppa cheeks. nomnomnom. 😚😚😚

hahahah om going all emotionally overworked mom on rudra. 😂😂😂

stoppppp fighting, you’re making the baby cry! THIS IS NOT THE KIND OF CALM AND SUPPORTIVE ENVIRONMENT A BABY NEEDS! 😣😣😣

*grabs the baby from these assholes* come here baby. aww le. no cry. *jiggling it up and down, using opportunity to secretly nibble on baby’s cheek just a little* 😌😌😌

“HUMAARE bunty ko”

you’d think the baby would imprint on one of them, but instead it looks like OM is the one who’s gotten overly attached to bunty. 😇😇😇

haha awwww kunal’s caaasual kiss on baby’s head in between all that. 💖💖💖

lmao oh nooooo om and baby in tears together. 😅😅😅

god shut up anika. aankhein hai ki decorative fixtures??? itna bada basket, with itneee saaare ribbons, uske andar baby, all like 5 feet away from you, and you “found nothing”. pfffffffffft. 😒😒😒

om wants to have man to man conversation with bunty. best. 😆😆😆

even baby is not immune to omki’s gentle and soothing presence. LOOK AT THAT SMIIIIIIIILE! 🤗🤗🤗

cannot able to pick which baby is cuterrrrr. *pinches both their cheeks* 😍😍😍

shivaay “papa”. pffffffffft. 🙄🙄🙄

... om also has shivaay’s newly found flash waale super powers. how the FUCK did he get behind that door so quick? 😑😑😑

ok that was the mosttttt unrealistic everrrrrrrr. 😒😒😒

bunty’s like “khaana-waana toh kuch milne waala nahi hai. might as well sleep.” 😴😴😴

OM YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHY WOULD YOU NOT TELL HIM THAT THE BABY IS IN IT? AND TWO, OMG WHY WOULD YOU KEEP IT ON AN ELEVATED SURFACE LIKE THAT, SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE? 😟😟😟

man like... this is the one of the many reasons i decided on no kids. there’s too much that could go wrong, and i just can’t deal with that kinda minute-by-minute anxiety of how i could end up fucking up a poor baby’s life irreparably. 😥😥😥

the day of never ending snark continues. 😆😆😆

STUPID SINGH OBEROI. WHY IS THERE NO FILTER BETWEEN YOUR BRAIN AND MOUTH????? 😣😣😣

“chidiya ke liye banoon, choohe ke liye banaoon, magarmach ke liye banaoon!”

arre waah, kaaash jango yahaan hota. he’d have got some of shivaay’s kheer! 🐊🐊🐊

WHY IS SHE SO NOSY, MY GOD. SHIVAAY, SACH MEIN TERI WAALI BOHUT SAWAAL KARTI HAI. 😒😒😒

why’s gauri’s mom rooting around on the floor? 😕😕😕

aw good. omkiiii is being a goooooooood boy. 💘💘💘

wife is falling dangerously in lau with hubs. 😍😍😍

shit. hitting fan. 💩💩💩 

LAUNDRY BASKET MEIN BUNTY THAAAAAAAAAAAA. 😫😫😫

RUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTSSSSSS, BEFORE SHE WASHES BUNTY WITH THE COLOURED LOAD.  🏃🏽🏃🏽🏃🏽

OMFG IN LOGON KA GHAR ITNA BADA KYUN HAI????? YOU HAVE TO BE A PROPER CROSS COUNTRY RUNNER TO GET FROM ONE END TO ANOTHER. 😒😒😒

NO TIME TO STOP AND CATCH RUDRA UP YOU FUCKERS, FUCKING RUN!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩

good that rudra did all that cardio yest, his stamina is good; he’s miles ahead of the other two. 😗😗😗

TELL ME SHE FOUND THE BABY!!!!!!! 😧😧😧

oufffffffff, KAMBAKHAT PHONEEEEEEE 😒😒😒

OMG ANIKA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. 😱😱😱

MERI SAANSEIN RUK RAHI HAI AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY YOU GUYS 😯😯😯😯😯😯

JESUS FUCKING..... *exhales for 4 minutes straight* 😥😥😥😥

... who runs the washing machine aise khullllla? 😒😒😒

rich ppl who can afford to buy a new one every other day, that’s who. 🙄🙄🙄

bunty’s accusatory glare is screaming BITCH, YOU ALMOST GOT ME KILLED. YOU INCOMPETENT MORONS. 😠😠😠

my god. the eyelashes on this baby tho. i want. 😙😙😙

haha awwwww rudra can’t resist making laaad waale faces at baby. 😅😅😅

abbe idiot, control kar. riiiiiiiiight in FRONT of her face. 🙄🙄🙄

husband is here to save the day by romancing wife silly. 🙃🙃🙃

rudra in the bg is so uncomfortable having to witness bhaiyya get all up on bhaabi like this. 😂😂😂

lmao he’s reallllllllllly putting the MOVEZ on her. 😧😧😧

this asshole really knows what his touch does to her and is taking such undue advantage. 😑😑😑

pfffffffffft. kheeer banaani nahi aaati. so lame. 🙄🙄🙄

meanwhile rudra is just playing with baby in bg. does not understand mauke ki nazaakat despite bhaiyya’s desperate aankhon se ishaare. 😒😒😒

RUDRA. FOR FUCKS SAKE. STOP PLAYING PEEK A BOO WITH THE BABY!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

aaaaand now he’s disco dancing. my godddd. this idiot. 😤😤😤

lmao shivaay, till whaaaat extent are you willing to go to distract her? 😏😏😏

anika: rudra yahinnnn hai, aap kyaaaaaaa kar rahe haiii! rudra: nahi nahi main nahi hoon yahaan pe!

translation: omg my otp is finally getting it on. yesss!!!! 😍😍😍

MY GOD RUDRA, WILL SHIVAAY HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR THE FIRST TIME ON TOP OF THE WASHING MACHINE IN FRONT OF YOU BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY TAKE THE BABY AND LEAVE?!!?!? MATLAB HADH HAI YAAR. 😒😒😒

lololol meanwhile shivaay is singing a song comprised only of the word “jaa”, in various pitches and tones. 😂😂😂

wait, kitchen waale set ko laundry room bhi banaa diya???? waah. what a multipurpose set they have. 😐😐😐

LMAO RUDRA BLOWING KISSES AT SHIVAAY AS HE LEAVES 😆😆😆

snortttt, kya idiot aadmi hai. was full-on romancing when he had a witness, and left her as if she’s maarofying current the second rudra is gone. 🙄🙄🙄

if i was him, i’d have copped a feel for longer. 😌😌😌

“aap mera dhyaan bataane ki koshish kar rahe the... tabhi toh aap mere nazdeek aaaye, aur khaane ki baat ki, jab aapko pata hai ki dono meri kamzori hai.....” 

she is me and i am her. same kamzoris. DAMN MY NEVER-APPEASED APPETITE. AND MY HETEROSEXUALITY. 😔😔😔

OF COURSE HE’S INSUFFERABLY SMUG ABOUT IT. 😑😑😑

“khaana BHI tumhaari kamzori hai...”  “paseena aa ra hai tumhe... ponch lo.” *casually tosses her towel as he leaves*

OMFG THIS SELF SATISFIED BASTARD. HE NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED. 😒😒😒

WHEN OH WHEN WILL I SEE MY GIRL PUT THE MOVES ON HIM AND LEAVE HIM DEAD IN THE FUCKING GROUND?!!?!? 😩😩😩

girls have gotten hands on security footage. which is working perfectly fine when absolutely nothing is happening in the house. but the day someone tries to murder one of these fuckers, NOPE, 404 ERROR FOOTAGE NOT FOUND 🙄🙄🙄

“shivaay ne mere saaath....” 

yeah girl dish.... tumhaare saaath? 😏😏😏

wowwwww. must be acp anda’s brillllllllllllliant deduction skillz that makes her this successful a cop. she basically just repeated the FIRST sentence anika said. 😒😒😒

“bhoot-woot banke?” 

someone call saumya. she was the expert in that dept. 😊😊😊

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 YES JUST BURN THIS HELLHOLE DOWN FOR REAL. KHATAM KARO SIYAAAPA. 😒😒😒

bulbul has the most delicious evil look on her face.😈😈😈

and she’s promising a bhoochaaal. eeeeeeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

LMAO OMG SHE CALLED THE FIRE ALARM “BHONPUUUUUUUUU” HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

... of course. like all the other security measures in this fucking house, this too doesn’t work. 😒😒😒

how these ppl are still alive is beyond me. honestly. must be the insurance company’s duaein. they’d go bankrupt if they had to give a payout for more than one oberoi, let alone the whole fam. 😐😐😐

“ab toh is ghar ki maalkin hoon, sab kuch muhje hi karna padega, bhayankaaar kharche hone waale hai, main kyaaa karoongi!”

you can take the girl out the chawl, but you can’t take the constant kharcha calculating mentality out of her. #relatable 😂😂😂

meanwhile gauri is cajoling and threatening the bhonpu, lolololol. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 

these three have instantly grown into fatherhood. waah. what character growth. 😐😐😐

i can’t get over shivaay constantly kissing the baby. MY HEARTTTTTTT. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

YOU IDIOT. GO MAKE BABIES OF YOUR OWN WITH YOUR GIRL. THE SHOW CAN THEN DEVOLVE INTO THIRTY MINUTES OF YOU JUST SITTING THERE KISSING YOUR BABY ON THE HEAD AND I’D STILL WATCH ITTTTTTTTTTTTT. 😫😫😫😫

why does rudra have to do it alone, while you two get to be a team? also rudra did alllllllllll the work yesterday and today????????????? such nainsaafi. #teamRudra 😑😑😑

pfffffft, lol. he’s out like a light. he’s the second baby. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

HA OM SAID THE SAME THING AS ME!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

arrrrreeee waah, now they’re jostling FOR responsibility of the baby. what maturity. 😊😊😊

pinky tej showdownnnnnnnnnn. 😬😬😬

man, everyone’s fucking pinky up over this shivaay and anika thing. even people who don’t care in the least about shivaay’s happiness. 🙄🙄🙄

... bored with this scene already. gimme bros + baby. 👶🏽👦🏽👦🏽👦🏽

oooooooooooh wait my interest is back. TEJ IS THREATENING PINKY. 😗😗😗

DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM TEJ, YOU SAVAGE. 😯😯😯

wow. challllengeeeeeeeee. 😧😧😧

tej’s confidence, man. someone give me like 10% of that. 😕😕😕

BTW, ONE BOTTLE. THAT’S ALL THESE PPL BOUGHT???? WHAT ABOUT DIAPERS???? THAT BABY HAS BEEN IN THE SAME DAMN DIAPER FOR OVER A DAY. 😟😟😟

ok bhavya is such a party pooper, honestly. 😑😑😑

OUFF OPEN AND DISCOVER THE BABY SOONER. THIS TRACK IS HONESTLY SO ANNOYING. 😒😒😒

MY GOD, COULDN’T YOU PPL TAKE OFF YOUR MILLION JINGLY JANGLYYYYYY THINGS?????? SO MUCH SHOR. 😣😣😣

oufffff. andhere mein bade mission kiye hai my ass. this acp anda is the worst. SAUMYAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAR, COME BAAAAAAACK. 😫😫😫😫😫😫

😌😌😌 how nice and convenient that they all fell on their respective husbands, and not on their devars/jeths. coz that would have been awkward af. 😬😬😬

OUFF EK TOH ITNA CONTRIVED SCENE. USKE UPAR SE YEH THAKELA GAANA WHICH I DON’T LIKE AT ALL. 😤😤😤

TEENO BHAI IN A LINE AND WIVES ON TOP IN THE SAME ROOM; MAN THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME WEIRD KINKY SEX CULT SHIT. 😳😳😳

i’m very happy for all of you, that you’re all getting action after so long. 😊😊😊

except you rudra and bhavya. you two suck together. you should just... not. 😒😒😒

can’t deny, mosttttt feels are coming for shivika only. there’s just something ABOUT them, man. just... literally, saansein ruk rahi hai. 😯😯😯

omg shivaaaaaaaay, do you have some fetish of being watched? why are you grabbing her closer? 😧😧😧

oh chote waale ko bhi hai same fetish. 😶😶😶

ugh his gross “chhudaaa lijiye” line again. 🙄🙄🙄

“jaane dijiye humein.” “toh aayi kyun thi?”

lol meaning what? kahin bhi aa jayegi toh aise pakad loge kya? 🤔🤔🤔

his sexyyyy whispering though. haaaaaaaaye. 😏😏😏😍😍😍

lmaoooo these two are snarkily fighting now also. ABBE OH, LEARN SOMETHING FROM THE YOUNGER BROTHERS, AND DO MAUKE PE CHAUKA. 😑😑😑

rudra is wisest, making full use of opportunity. pity i hate this couple SO much. 😣😣😣

RETURN OF THE “JAO NA”. 😯😯😯😫😫😫💘💘💘💘💘

i really really hate this song. so much. 😣😣😣

aaaaaaaaaaand the cat is out the bag. or rather, the baby is out the basket. 😬😬😬

oufffffff, pinkyyyyy. you knowwwwwww this is going to backfire too. 🙄🙄🙄

“botox kumari” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ouff jhanviiiii, you’re such a beautiful idiot. 😒😒😒

and pinkyyyyy whyyy are you bothering? awaaiii ka siyaapa mol lena. 🙄🙄🙄

can’t quite decide which should anika be more troubled at, that she almost put a baby in the washing machine, or that there’s a sudden random baby in the house in the first place. 😐😐😐

hahaha baby’s smile at three idiots getting interrogated. 😆😆😆

LMAOOOOO OM’S FACE AT GAURI’S GLARE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

he looks guiltiest of the three. hmmmmm. 🤔🤔🤔

what right does bhavya even have to be glaring at rudra? kuch bhi. don’t equate her to the other two, plz and thnks. 😒😒😒

like even anika doesn’t look as upset as bhavya does. 😑😑😑

anika looks the least perturbed, actually. indian naari, full of samajhdaari. 😏😏😏

oh. spoke too soon. she looks a litttttle upset in the room. 😬😬😬

but like... again, wasn’t shivaay with tia 18 months ago? 

ok i need some help from you guys: does anyone remember what episode or scene or context it is, where it’s mentioned how long tia and shivaay have been together? i have this figure “3 years” in my mind, but idk why. was this ever mentioned? or am i just making this up in my head? 🤔🤔🤔

gauri is a little bummed omkara didn’t save himself for marriage. 😶😶😶

“WE will handle it.” 

as in you and SHE? maybe ask her if she wants to? 😕😕😕

WHY DO THEY KEEP SAYING THE BABY’S AANKHEIN ARE KANJI? THE BABY HAS BROWN EYES. LIKE... AT LEAST HIRE A KANJI EYED BABY IF THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PLOT POINT.  😑😑😑

DO THESE EYES LOOK KANJI TO ANYONE ELSE??? 😒😒😒

bhavya’s making a lot of assumptions about shivaay and om, based on what exactly? 😒😒😒 is this how she does her cop work? no wonder she hasn’t found the locket yet. 

“aapke bas ki baat nahi hai.” 

snort. suddenly rudra is rearing up to prove he could totally be the dad. 😆😆😆

anika now seems totally okay with baby possibly being his. (as long as it’s not an insufferable NKK waala baby with naagini, i suppose. 😌😌😌)

lol shivaay getting possessive over the baby. man, just give her the baby already. 🙄🙄🙄

anika ko bhi kuch kuch ho raha hai seeing him with baby. 😏😏😏

man, damn our biology and hormones that make a man with a baby so fucking irresistible. i don’t fucking need this. 😫😫😫

FINALLY. DIAPER CHANGE TIME. 😑😑😑

oh that makes him instantly hand the baby over. typical. 😒😒😒

“BUNTY LADKI HAI????” 😧😧😧

fucking idiots. who the fuck wouldn’t check what gender the baby is? 😒😒😒

aw, he seems really happy that it’s a girl though? 😗😗😗

haha, allllll of them are. how cute. #beWithBeti 😚😚😚

aw, he’s not that bad a singer in his (higher pitched) nakuul voice. 😊😊😊

ok they shouldn’t have inserted the song. 😐😐😐

1. it’s not even remotely believable that he sings like kishore fucking kumar, ok??? 😒😒😒

2. ugh again last 5 min of episode on gaana sequence. ouff. 😣😣😣

i really love this song though, so imma try and tolerate the michmichi. 😶😶😶

IT’S FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT. NOT THE TIME TO PLAY HORSEY. FUCKING PUT THE POOR BABY TO SLEEP. IDIOTS. 😫😫😫

see? this is how it COULD be, if you two stopped being such insufferable idiots. now get to sexing and make a shivika and ansh. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 chop chop! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

oh god, full fam knows about baby. oh godddddddddd. draaaaaama hoga kal. can’t tolerateeeeeeeee. don’t even wanna watch tomm’s ep. 😖😖😖😣😣😣

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oh omki, your hair. conditioner is a thing. please, use it. 😐😐😐

rudra, what do you mean “samajh nahi aa raha ki shivaay bhaiyya ko kya ho gaya hai?” you know perfectly well. heart attack waale din toh bade dialogue maar raha tha doctor aur pinky ke saamne. 😒😒😒

oh, three months, one heart attack and multiple half-assed suicide attempts later, om is like “hmmmm maybe we shouldn’t have listened to anika’s stupidass fucking plan???? maaaybe, perhaps, shaaayad it was a mistake? 🤔🤔🤔”

i swear to god, stupidity is THE MOST dominant oberoi trait. mann toh karr raha hai in dono ke sarrrr patak doon. 😠😠😠

lmaoooooooo omRu’s bitch faces at pinky’s demands. 😆😆😆

daaaaaaamn, omki ka paara chad raha hai. this gonna be goooooooood. 😊😊😊

“humein jhoot bolna nahi aata, aur agar sach kahenge, toh badtameez kehlaayenge.” 

DIAAAAAAAAALOGUE! WAAAAH, MERE SHERRRR! WAAAAAAAAAH! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

aaj omRu ka turn nikla hai, to fuck pinky uppppp. lovingggggg it. go for it boys! KILL HER! 😈😈😈

“shivaay toh aapka beta ban gaya, lekin aap shivaay ki maa nahi ban payi. woh kehte hai, janam dene waale se paalne wala bada hota hai, lekin aapne toh woh bhi galat saabit kar liya.” 

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN OMKARA, YOU ARE FUCKIN’ UNSTOPPABLE TODAY. 😧😧😧😧

KHULE BAAL, AANKHON MEIN RIGHTEOUS ANGER - MERAAAAAAA PURAANA OMKARAAAAAA WAAPASSS AAA GAYA! WOH AAAA GAYAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  MAIN JAANTI THI WOH EK NA EK DIN LAUT AAYEGA! MERI BARSON KI TAPASYA USSE WAAPAS LE AAYI HAI!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😫

feeling bit like rakhee in karan arjun right now. 😌😌😌

“har insaan ki zindagi mein maa ki jagah alag hoti hai aur biwi ki jagah alag.” 

lo. rudra ko bhi yeh baat pata hai. now there’s no excuse. 😕😕😕

“aapko jo karna tha, aapne kar liya choti maa, BAS! AB JO KARNA HAI WOH HUM KARENGE CHOTI MAA, AUR AAPKO BEECH MEIN AANE KI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI. HUM APNE BHAI KO BIKHARNE NAHI DENGE.”

“aaj tak shivaay om aur ru ko sambhaalte aaya hai. lekin ab, om aur ru shivaay ko sambhaalenge. hum apne bhai ko waapas laayenge.”

MIC DROP. OMRU OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! 😎😎😎

pfffffffffttt great. was on an all-time high from that scene and saw ragini, and instantly, my buzz has been killed. 😒😒😒

lmaoooooooo, popatttttttt. 😂😂😂

ok, i have a feeling additi has reasonably good comic timing. wish they’d use that more. 😕😕😕

also, is this why shivaay’s opting to spend the night in jail tonight? so he has a reasonable excuse to not hang with ragini? 🤔🤔🤔

#introvertIssues #relatable 

girllllllllll, maybe this time, TURN AROUND FIRST? 😐😐😐

lmaoooooooo, can the staff stop being so condescending to poor ragini? 😂😂😂

ok can’t deny i’m loling a little right now at her passive aggressive hammy speech. 😆😆😆

i really hope this is the direction they decide to take her character. i’d love a comic touch to ragini’s villainous side, instead of just INTENSE UNBLINKING PSYCHO. it’s just more entertaining to watch. 😇😇😇

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK IS THIS SHIRT ANIKA??? MATLAB, I GET YOU’RE SAD AND ALL, BUT GIRL. COME ON. 😟😟😟

awww, baby. no cry. he didn’t mean it. jalta hai tumse, bas. he doesn’t look halfffff as fabulous post-breakup as you do. 😪😪😪

tum? kaun tum? OMRU? SAMAR? ADVAY?!?!?! WHO???? 😧😧😧

lo, pooori family colour coordination mein khadi hai shivaay ke swaagat mein. 😐😐😐

damn, hawaalat ki ek raat se shivaay’s calmed down by 400%, and gives no fucks about khaandaan ka naam. 😗😗😗

bloody hell, since episode 1 i’ve been screaming @ TPTB to put his crazy ass in jail. ladka kab ka sudhar gaya hota. 🙄🙄🙄

pft... as if by staying in jail you “solved” that problem. all you did was stay up all night on the super-uncomfortable floor, overthinking about it. you stupid boy. 😑😑😑

chandiniiii? chameli? (i can never remember the name of her chappal. just know it’s something with CH...) 🤔🤔🤔

oh ho shivaay, chappal yahaan hai, toh zaahir si baat hai ki chappal pehehnne waali bhi yahin kahin hogi. 🙄🙄🙄

WAZZZZZZZZZZZZA QUEEEEEEEEEEN! 😍😍😍

dayuuuuumm, that super subtle way he checked her out from bottom to top though. sex eyes 100%. keep it in your pants, billu! 😏😏😏

chandini! i was right! 😊😊😊

also lol, what a set-up, girl! like you came into the house, had a tete-a-tete with the family, and left your chappal there for shivaay to find, and thus make an entry to impress him? matlab, waaah. you’ve become justttttt as extra as patidev. 😂😂😂

tumhaaara gharrrr, mera gharrr, what difference does it maaaake??? youuu bothhh belong to each other, toh in cheezon ke baare mein behas kyun karna? just go into YOUR (collective) bedroom and bang. 😚😚😚

his face, man. his faaaaaaace. i got an ask about this, so i’ll go into greater detail there. 🙂🙂🙂

homegirl has honeddddd her “push shivaay’s buttons” skillz to the max over last three months. 😎😎😎

god this scene has me sitting here like: 

OMG IT’S AN ANIRU COLLABORATION. BESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. 😅😅😅

i am lovingggggggg her calm and composed, sultry deep voice. 😍😍😍

she’s gotta know that it drives patidev craaaazy for her, and is using it on purpose. 😏😏😏

... how did she BUY oberoi mansion if it wasn’t up for sale???? 🤔🤔🤔

lovinggggggg pinky’s outrage. 😈😈😈

anika’s high and mighty manner has shivaay so turned on, it’s not even funny. uska bas chale, he’d have his way with her on the coffee table that she had her foot on 2 seconds ago. 😚😚😚

her confidence and his calm and collected (and thus, most un-shivaay-like) reactions have me feeling this is yet another one of their “collaborations”? 😯😯😯

which... i know doesn’t work at allll, plot-wise... but dude, i am just such a sucker for these two and their role play, i’m not even mad. i’m just so hyped from this scene, i’m sitting here like:

LMAO ANIKA’S FACE AT PINKY LIKE “WHATCHOO GONNA DO ABOUT IT, MUMMEH????” 😈😈😈

yuck, ASR. kya champu hairstyle banaye rakha hai? don’t you know that this is a set of exceptionally amazing hair? 😖😖😖

also that suit. jesus. 🤢🤢🤢 it’s like he strolled off the sets of miami vice. (allahabad vice?) 

and is he wearing surma????? maaaan, kahan clean cut hottie arnav, aur kahan yeh jail se choota kaidi look? zameen aur aasmaan ka faraq. 😔😔😔

now can we put an end to the “shivaay is short” jokes? as i suspected, he’s justtttt as tall as arnav! if nothing, shivaay has maybe half an inch ON him, thanks to the gravity-defying floofy hair. 😕😕😕

lmao the firsttttt thing ASR has to say to old friend SSO is a count of how many phones he’s broken. 😆😆😆

may it be noted that ek sau chauhatar (174) is the official number, as per canon. up from in 78 in episode 2. 

96 phones in a year. that’s almost 2 phones a week. shivaay is single handedly keeping apple’s india market alive. 😌😌😌

ok, i’m a sucker for both these stupid men’s smiles. so here: 

snort, meta reference to ASR being out of commission after 8 30 pm. (IPKKND shall air from 8 - 8 30.) 😂😂😂

SO MUCH META. SO MUCH. I AM DYING HERE. 😁😁😁

ok ladkiYAAAN nahi, exactly ONE ladki has said you have kanji aankhein that are satrangi. and she’s your wife. she’s obligated to gas you up.  zyaada udne ki zaroorat nahi hai. 🙄🙄🙄

“LET ME SEE”!?!? OMG??????????????? 😧😧😧

UM OK, were our two fav beautiful-eyed sociopaths about to kiss??? I BELIEVE THEY WEREEEEE!!!!!!!!! ANIKA WHO???????? CHANDINI WHAT? HETEROSEXUALITY WHERE????????? 🙃🙃🙃

personal headcanon: they’re college friends, who were bi-curious and experimented... otherwise, explain the totally casual touching (shivaay adjusting advay’s coat, advay’s hand on shivaay’s shoulder drawing him in), and the sex eyes they just made at each other to me. EXPLAIN! YOU CAN’T!!!!!!!!!! 👬🏽👬🏽👬🏽

is advay talking about anika... or HIMSELF???? 😐😐😐

MOAR SOFT SEX EYES. 👀👀👀

oh. so shivaay is fully aware of advay’s “mission”? 😗😗😗

i bet they’re both part of some sort of “4 Lions Men” forum/newsletter thing, where they keep up with each others’ news, and share the latest techniques in grabbing, arm-twisting, throwing aukaat-related insults, how to compel a woman to marry you, etc. 😒😒😒

like... i know ASR is talking about anika, but i can’t help but frame every passive aggressive thing he’s saying about love as a reference to himself. 😌😌😌

(jesus christ i ship this so fucking much.) 💘💘💘

ship name: #YYSinghs (get it? Vaay-Vay.) 😊😊😊

wait is advay pronounced “ad-way” or “ad-why”? if it’s the former, then ship name is #VaayVayOrTheHighway. 🙃🙃🙃

lmao ok advay, that insertion of show name line was a little clunkyyy and forced. try harder, please. 🙄🙄🙄

even your boyfriend shivaay wasn’t impressed. he’s like “kar liya promotion? ab footage khaana bandh kar aur phuttt yahan se. 😒😒😒”

lmaoooo more meta. 😄😄😄

that wink! 😆😆😆

ouff advay, kahaan i want you to make a move on our man here, and here you’re pushing anika on him. 😤😤😤

chalo, tum naa sahi, toh i’ll take her. i’ll try and make my peace with it. 😕😕😕 heterosexuality wins again. ugh. 🙄🙄🙄

daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn omRu. “jo bhi karna hai ab hum karenge”, indeed! I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTTT. 😘😘😘

also queen be haq jamaaoing like no one’s business. get it girl. GET ITTTTTTTTT! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽