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weministertomonsters · 10 months ago

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Naga Father (Araza) x gender-neutral reader - 2

"Just a few kids from school won't hurt, Mr. Araza. You have to give Sam a chance at a normal life," you say in exasperation, shaking some food into your cat's bowl and balancing the phone against your shoulder.

You've been babysitting Sam occasionally for a few months, enough to feel somewhat comfortable with pressing the subject of holding a birthday party for Sam.

"He's not normal," is Mr. Araza's reply, and you grit your teeth for a second before you blow your breath out slowly, forcing yourself to calm down.

"I know you're trying to toughen him up in your own way... But he's going to end up hating you if you don't ease up now and then. Sam is smart, you know. He can figure out how to live in a world of humans on his own."

"I know what's best for my son," Mr. Araza says, and you hear the shuffle of papers in the background.

"Oh, are you working? Did my call interrupt you? Sorry, I'll hang up now. Just think about it, okay?"

Before he has the chance to respond, you hang up.

"He's a tough nut to crack, Ginger," you say to your orange cat who is happily crunching down on his food. "I wonder what happened to make him like that?"

On a whim, you grab your phone and look his name up. There he is, featured in an article from a prominent news station. He was one of the two nagas rescued from a monster trafficking ring that got busted fifteen years ago. There's a picture of him with the other monsters that were rescued. He's staring blankly at the camera, a blanket wrapped around his thin shoulders. The other naga was too weak and passed away in the hospital. Everything makes sense now.

You put your phone down and stare hard at the wall. No wonder he's so fiercely protective of his son and pushing him to survive the best he can. Your phone buzzes and you look down to see a text from your best friend, Cora.

Hi Tobi, it reads, I know this is short notice, but I totally forgot I had a marriage counseling appointment today and we can't leave Annabelle alone! Do you have 2 hours to spare? I made chocolate chip cookies this morning!

A smile curves onto your lips and you type a reply.

I'll be there in 10 minutes

Cora only lives a couple of blocks away, so you end up walking there. Cora and her wife are in the driveway, ready to leave.

"Tobi, you're an angel!" Cora says, coming forward. "I present to you my devil spawn."

Annabelle squirms restlessly in her mother's grip, nibbling on her forearm. The five-year-old had new teeth coming in and apparently, her mother's arm is a serviceable chew toy.

"She's got a ton of energy today," you laugh and scoop her up.

The pup smells like baby shampoo and cookies. You wave her parents off and hoist her onto your shoulder.

"So what do you want to do?" You ask her.

"I want ice cream!" She yells, her knee catching you in the ribs.

"Oof. Isn't it a little too close to lunch?"

"I want a burger too! With cheese!"

"Demanding, aren't you? An alpha in the making for sure. Okay. We'll have burgers and ice cream. Just don't tell your mommy okay?"

She grins and nods. The commercial strip is within walking distance and even if it's a bit far away you figure Annabelle could use a long walk. As you walk together you're making a mental note not to marry a werewolf. Even a half-werewolf would be hyper, but Annabelle is out of this world. She's so bouncy that half the time her feet aren't even on the ground. You're forced to herd her around now and then so she doesn't hop off the sidewalk.

You're relieved when you reach the ice cream shop because it has a fenced-in playground.

"I'm going to make a sandcastle!" Annabelle shrieks, charging towards the sandbox.

"Okay, darling." You grab your phone and text Cora.

Bestie, what's up with Belle today?

Too much sugar :( my bad. I caved and let her have frosted flakes for breakfast Cora texts back.

Oh boy. Then ice cream is going to be a bad idea. Idly you walk up to the swings, wondering how you're going to convince her to get something else. And then you notice Mr. Araza and freeze. He pauses too, looking down at you. You have to put a hand up to your face to hide your grin because he's on the monkey bars. It's sturdy enough to hold his weight, but he looks ridiculous. His son is underneath, head craned up to look up at his father.

"Hello," you say politely.

"Papa is stuck," Sam says, turning to look at you. "Help him, Tobi."

You gulp down a burst of laughter and bite your lip hard, trying not to let your amusement show. Mr. Araza's golden eyes narrow, and his tongue flicks out, tasting the air. His eyes turn into annoyed slits and he lets out a huff. His tail is wound through the rather sophisticated monkey bars, and you can see he's stuck in more than one place.

"How did you even get up there?" You ask.

"I was... Teaching Sam how to climb," he says, and you can't help the small laugh you make this time.

"I do not find this humorous, neither should you," he hisses. "My tail is going numb. If it's not too much trouble, I would appreciate a hand."

You glance down at Sam. "Hey, I brought a friend with me, and she's the same age as you. Maybe you could play together?"

Sam looks doubtfully at Annabelle, who has forgotten about her sandcastle and is digging a hole in the sandbox. Then he nods and shyly slithers over to say hello. You turn back to Mr. Araza and put your game face on.

"How about I make you a deal? Promise to actually think about throwing a party for Sam, and I'll help you."

His pupils widen in shock. "You can't be serious," he scoffs.

You reach out and poke at his tail. "I dunno, Mr. Araza. You seem stuck pretty good."

"For heaven's sake," he rolls his eyes and his shoulders slump a little. "Fine. Quickly now, I look ridiculous."

You grin. "Then it's a deal," you say and walk around him in a slow circle, calculating.

You're not sure how you're going to get him out. The monkey bars are about six feet high, and he's right on top.

"Okay, I think I've got this," you say and begin to climb.

The next ten minutes are the most awkward ones of your life. You almost fall off twice. Mr. Araza twists his upper body to look at you, and his mouth turns down.

"You're going to hurt yourself this way."

"I'm good," you say, hooking your feet against the bars as you grab the thinnest section of his tail at the end. "You've kind of tied yourself into a knot here, mister," you tell him. "Can you move the end of your tail to the left?"

His tail moves, the end of it curling around your wrist.

"Okay," you mumble.

You succeed in freeing that section and move upwards.

"You're not a cat, you know. You can't fit in just any space," you tell him and you wrap your arms around his tail and press your chest against it like you're about to lift something really heavy.

Which is exactly what you're about to do. His tail is a solid hunk of muscle, his scales rasping against your bare arms. Maybe you press a little too hard or something, but he hisses and it's not a normal hiss. It's a "get your fucking hands off me right now" kind of hiss.

You jerk your hands back. "Sorry, sorry," you say.

You have just touched softer, more sensitive parts of his tail where scales have been ripped away. Naga scales are incredibly hard to damage or remove but after your research this morning, you can guess how that happened.

His claws clank against the bars as he repositions himself. He won't look at you but maybe that's a good thing. If he looks at you, he'll be able to tell that you know.

"Just get on with it," he mumbles, wiping sweat from his forehead.

You take a deep breath and carry on. He doesn't make a single sound after that, not even when you have to pull so hard that he shudders.

"Need some help?" An employee from the ice cream shop calls over, finally having noticed.

"No, I've got it," you call back.

Just one more section to go. Araza is sprawled on the monkey bars, his torso pressing against them. That can't be comfortable. The way he's gone so still and pliant worries you.

"Are you okay?"

He nods, his hair falling over his face.

"Look at me," you command. "Please?"

He darts a furtive glance over his shoulder. His eyes are glassy, like he's partly somewhere else. Not good. Quickly, you balance your feet on the bars and tug. He comes free and falls off the monkey bars with a thud, taking you with him.

"We're okay," you say to Sam and Annabelle, who look up curiously.

"They're playing," Annabelle giggles to her new friend.

Sam looks worried, but then smiles and goes back to playing. You realize your legs are tangled up in his tail and gently extract them.

"You okay?"

He shoots upright, rolling over to the underside of his tail is against the floor.

"I'm fine. Thank you," he says airily, brushing leaves out of his hair.

All signs of vulnerability are gone.

"Great," you say, trying not to sound too bright as you stand up and dust yourself off. "I'm sure you won't do that again," you laugh.

He flexes his claws. "I have learned a valuable lesson. Your human trappings are terrible replacements for trees."

"Try a park next time," you suggest. "Were you here for ice cream?"

"I promised him a reward for his hard work in school. I did not think he would suggest such a ridiculous-"

"We're here for ice cream too!" You say brightly. "How about we all go in and get some?"

If Mr. Araza is about to protest, Annabelle's excited screaming knocks it out of him.

"Please do not tell me that is your child," he says flatly. "She is untrained."

"She's just a kid," you say. "She can be very loud, I'll give her that."

"Come on," you tell the two children, "let's go get ice cream."

Later on, after you've dropped off a sleeping Annabelle- amazingly enough - at her home and gone home with a gift of a box of chocolate chip cookies, you get a call from Mr. Araza.

"I have made up my mind," he says.

"About the birthday party?"

"Yes," he says, and you begin to dance in triumph.

"On one condition," he adds sharply. "I don't know what a party entails. I'll need your help."

"Oh, you don't have to ask twice!" You say happily.

Maybe the upright naga is finally warming up to a little living...

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The amount of times I mention "ice cream" in here, lol! 😭

#exophilia #terato #monster x reader #monster x human #naga

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lutawolf · 11 months ago

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The Sign Commentary Review Ep 5

I'm going to link to my episode 3 commentary because I gave a lot of Thailand mythology information. While I will be watching the show for the first time now and giving you my commentary. I've been Ask a question that gave me heads up that a lot of mythology will show up in this episode. So let's go!

We start the series off with this guy who has a Naga back tat. Then we see the front with him dripping water down himself. I got to hand it to Saint, he really knows how to visually stimulate. Is he the killer?

Are we really gonna ignore that Tharn sees visions? 2. Phaya has gotten his period. I mean, I get it. Nobody wants the love of their life thinking they're crazy, but this has the hallmark of hormonal rage versus righteous anger. Maybe the lack of sleep is starting to get to him. 3. Where do we stand with the physical assault? Do we label this domestic or everyone else feeling that maybe something is off here? Like when a werewolf gets all testosterone before their first change. I mean, you can literally see the freak-out in his face after he realized he has hit Tharn. Which honestly makes me feel better.

Oh, so we now understand why Tharn saw the female and how she relates. And Yai proves once again just how special he is. He really put on that clown mask. That's just wrong.

There are two! Honestly, didn't see that coming. Ahh, well now it's more understandable why they were getting their ass kicked. It's Wit.

I mean, I'm having a hard time caring that he might be killed. Just go ahead and let him go. Tharn sees him getting hit by a truck. I'm so okay with that.

I mean, I get the logic of no vigilante justice. But... People who sexually assault rarely deal with serious consequences. Only about 6% of Sexual Offenders ever serve a day in jail. If an assault is reported (this is rare due to fear factors), there is a 50% chance of an arrest. If an arrest is made, there is an 80% chance of prosecution. If there is a prosecution, there is only a 58% chance of conviction. If convicted, there is only a 16% chance that they will go to prison.

Well, that was therapeutic. The parental guidance warning made me chuckle.

They found him! Now I'm nervous! Ahhh, don't save him Tharn, go save Phaya. Don't judge me, people. I'm a little blood thirty when it comes to this.

A Naga. Not good. He is using his power for the fight, and it looks like it's overpowering Tharn's. Surprisingly, Phaya is keeping pace though, despite the break out of power. Well, until he gets a rope wrapped around him, that is. I was in full support of you dude until you started hurting Phaya and Tharn. Now ya gotta go.

Shit! A lot happened fast!

Tharn steps in front of Phaya and gets stabbed. You can tell from home dudes face that he had never meant to actually hurt Tharn. Which means he knows he is a fellow Naga. Then why is he okay with hurting Phaya? Then we see combined powers. Both Phaya's and Tharn, with Tharn's being green, which is Naga colors. Golden red is a distinct color clue.

Garuda: Is a mythical bird-man creature that is the half sibling to the nage, but they are sworn enemies. The feud started when both he Garuda's mother and Nagas' mother married the same husband. The husband gave each wife one wish. The Nagas' mother asked for a thousand children, while Garuda's mother wished for two children superior to the Naga. The feud grew until Garuda's mother lost a bet ad became the servant of the Nagas' mother. Eventually she was freed, but her children swore vengeance.

The Garuda represents royalty, strength, and divine knowledge. With its fierce loyalty and warrior nature, the Garuda serves a protective function. It adorns shields, swords, and armor as a guardian symbol. The Garuda’s golden wings are believed to shine light on the darkness of evil and ignorance.

Soooo, right now I'm thinking our Phaya is a Garuda. It also explains why in their past life he rejected Tharn for being a Naga. There are some stories of Naga and Garuda that aren't enemy, though. These few stories are about devote Buddhist Nagas and as protectors of the faith, Garudas are unable to kill these particular Nagas.

Poor Phaya is flipping out while Tharn is very calm. You can literally watch Phaya's brain go into a "does not compute point." All because Tharn is glad his is safe and gently wipes his face. It's a stark contrast to the violence that Phaya has been giving him. This whole thing cools him down in the same way that a bucket of cold water would. Despite others showing up, they cling to each other.

Tharn is now cleaned up and very calm. Meanwhile, his other half is losing his shit. Dragging him away to try and get some answers. Finally, some much-needed communication and touchy-feely. I love the way Tharn looks at Phaya when he asks him not to leave him.

Look, he is all soft and gooey like a chocolate chip cookie. He might be talking about work, but his body language is saying something else. This boy is clearly touched, starved. Ahhh, I'm getting all the feels with this scene.

The nurses pausing and kind of turning back to them and then them breaking apart. Hahahaha!

This cute little micro smile. It means everything to have cleared things up with Phaya.

Guys... Someone on this show is an actual survivor. Cause this shit is too accurate. Yeah, they could have talked to a survivor but add it with other things, it's there. This is someone's therapeutic art. The writer? The scriptwriter? I haven't read the book, so I don't know.

Ohhhh, we're digging into his parent's case now.

Phaya staying the night with Tharn again. Slumber party! Yes, you absolutely should play a game of Doctor. Silly boy, he is cute though.

Oh! Another dream. Damn it! I want the real deal but... I mean, at least they are feeding us something. At least the dreams tell us that these boys clearly want each other. Oh, a daydream. Damn boy. Keep it together 🤣🤣🤣 He's trying so hard. I'm dead. I love these two. He is planning ahead, telling Yai to bring him lots of clothes. He'll probably have to crash there more in the future.

But nope, it's the stupid doctor. Who is clearly some kind of naga since Phaya's touch bothers him. He gives a strong kickback. So as I mentioned earlier, Garuda can't harm followers of Buddhism, but they can and will harm those that worship the serpent.

Nobody is buying your shit Phaya, but I'm with you on saying what ever you got to. This dude is creepy. He feels like he owns Tharn and I wanna know why. And we're playing doctor again! Which ends in cuddle time. OMG, I love Phaya so much. That is the fastest count to three that I've ever heard. Love it! Touch starved, Tharn is very handsy when he is sleeping. Phaya does not appear to mind.

Too cute!!!

Apparently, all that love goes out the window when he wakes up. 🤣🤣🤣

Ummm, home dude might be your adoptive dad, but he isn't a cop. Stop talking shop!

The precepts are rules or guidelines to develop mind and character to make progress on the path to enlightenment… The first precept consists of a prohibition of killing, both humans and all animals. The second precept prohibits theft and related activities such as fraud and forgery. The third precept refers to sexual misconduct, and has been defined with terms such as sexual responsibility and long-term commitment. The fourth precept involves falsehood spoken or committed to by action, as well as malicious speech, harsh speech and gossip. The fifth precept prohibits intoxication through alcohol, drugs, or other means.

Damn, Phaya over here tattling. Oh, no! Grandma is sick! Ha, he was tricked.

He is a cop. Of course, it's dangerous. This is why I'm oh so excited that two of my kids want to go into law enforcement. (said in complete sarcasm.) We do a tight focus of the eagle, he has wings on his back. I'm really thinking I'm right here. Damn, he is obsessed.

There is past life Tharn. Water and sky, the places where their other half reside. And there he is. Ahh, I get more and more excited with each one. I can't wait. 💜💜💜

#the sign the series #the sign bl #phayatharn #phaya x tharn #luta talks the sign #coconuts mafia

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bigsoftmarshmallow · 1 month ago

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How would Naga Ganondorf (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) & Demise be around their SO?

As Naga versions of Ganondorf and Demise, their interactions with their significant others (SO) would be deeply influenced by their new snake forms and instincts, though their individual personalities would play a large role in how much they allow those instincts to control them. Let's explore how each would behave around their SO and if any snake mating behaviors might become too strong to resist.

Wind Waker Ganondorf (King Cobra Naga)

Behavior Around SO: Wind Waker Ganondorf, as a King Cobra Naga, would retain much of his composed and regal demeanor. Cobras are known for their strong territorial instincts and their protective nature when it comes to their mates. Around his SO, this Ganondorf would be highly protective, maintaining a careful watch over them, ensuring their safety at all times. He would be affectionate in a more controlled and dignified manner, valuing his partner's opinion and safety above all else.

Instincts and Control: King cobras are monogamous and extremely loyal to their mates, which would mean Ganondorf would feel a deep bond with his SO. This loyalty and protectiveness would be difficult to suppress, but it wouldn’t lead to erratic behavior. However, if his SO were threatened, his protective instincts would become nearly impossible to control, and he would react swiftly and fiercely to neutralize any danger.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Black Mamba Naga)

Behavior Around SO: As a Black Mamba Naga, Ocarina of Time Ganondorf would have a more intense and aggressive way of showing affection. He might become more possessive of his SO, wanting them near him at all times, and his protectiveness might verge on controlling behavior. He would be passionate and impatient, though still guided by his ambition and desire for dominance. His affection could come across as overwhelming at times, but he would see his partner as a vital part of his life, though he would not easily express vulnerability.

Instincts and Control: The black mamba is known for its speed and aggression, which could translate into heightened aggression or restlessness in his courtship. If the snake instincts were too strong, Ganondorf might struggle to suppress territorial and possessive behavior, feeling the need to constantly assert his dominance over rivals, even perceived ones. His instincts might make him impatient, wanting to secure his SO’s devotion quickly and aggressively.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Gaboon Viper Naga)

Behavior Around SO: Twilight Princess Ganondorf as a Gaboon Viper Naga would be more patient and methodical in his affections, preferring to take his time and observe his SO before making any grand gestures. Like the viper, he would be stealthy in his approach, perhaps showing his interest through subtle actions rather than overt displays of affection. His protectiveness would be quietly fierce, and his SO would know that no one could harm them as long as Ganondorf was nearby. He might enjoy luring his partner in slowly, making them yearn for his attention before giving it fully.

Instincts and Control: Gaboon vipers are ambush predators, and this could translate into an ability to suppress his instincts well, waiting for the right moment to act. However, if provoked or if he feels his SO is in danger, his response would be explosive and swift. His animal instincts might manifest more in his need to control situations, ensuring his SO is safe and secure, with no threats lurking in the shadows.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Anaconda Naga)

Behavior Around SO: As a Green Anaconda Naga, Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf would be intensely physical and dominant in his affections. Anacondas are known for their immense strength, and Ganondorf would show his love through acts of physical protection and closeness. He might wrap his coils around his SO in a protective, almost possessive embrace, ensuring they feel safe and secure in his grasp. His physical nature would make his presence impossible to ignore, and he would likely prefer being close to his partner at all times.

Instincts and Control: Anacondas are solitary creatures, except during mating, which might make Ganondorf less inclined toward constant companionship, preferring solitude or short periods of closeness. However, when with his SO, his desire to protect them physically could manifest in a need to physically hold or be near them, his snake instincts driving him to maintain a tangible connection. His instincts might occasionally lead to overwhelming displays of physical affection, making his SO feel both safe and tightly bound.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Boa Constrictor Naga)

Behavior Around SO: Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf, as a Boa Constrictor Naga, would be more measured and controlled with his SO. Boa constrictors are known for their patience, so he would likely take his time in courting, ensuring every move is calculated and meaningful. He would be incredibly protective and would keep a close watch on his SO without being overtly controlling. His physical presence would still be a significant part of how he shows affection, often wrapping around his partner in a slow, deliberate embrace that offers both protection and warmth.

Instincts and Control: Boas are not venomous, but their constriction method could translate into a need to have physical contact with his SO. His coils could be comforting or intense, depending on the mood. His instincts might drive him to ensure his SO is always close, but he would be able to control most of his animal urges, showing restraint until necessary. His SO might feel enveloped by his affection—both metaphorically and literally.

Demise (Basilisk Naga)

Behavior Around SO: As a Basilisk Naga, Demise would be an overwhelming presence to his SO. His love would be fiery, intense, and all-consuming. Much like his destructive nature, his affection would be raw and unfiltered, making his partner feel as if they are caught in the eye of a storm. His interest in his SO would be unmistakable, and he would not shy away from making it clear that he views them as his equal or, at the very least, a vital piece of his eternal conquests.

Instincts and Control: As a mythical Basilisk Naga, his instincts would be harder to control. The sheer power and destructiveness of the basilisk would be reflected in his emotional intensity, making it difficult for him to hold back once his affections are ignited. His presence would be both terrifying and awe-inspiring, and his SO might find it difficult to handle the sheer magnitude of his interest. However, Demise would not harm his SO—his instincts would drive him to protect them at all costs, even if it meant destroying everything else.

Summary of Behaviors:

Wind Waker Ganondorf (King Cobra): Loyal, protective, and regal; able to control his instincts, but fiercely protective if threatened.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Black Mamba): Aggressive, possessive, and intense; his instincts might make him impulsive and quick to act.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Gaboon Viper): Calculating and subtle, with a quiet protectiveness; instinctually patient but deadly when needed.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Anaconda): Physical, dominant, and protective; prefers closeness but may show overwhelming physical affection.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Boa Constrictor): Measured and controlled, with a patient yet protective nature; prefers a steady, constant presence.

Demise (Basilisk): Intense, destructive, and consuming; his affections are overwhelming, but his instincts make him a formidable protector.

The Naga forms of Ganondorf and Demise would certainly affect their relationships with their SO, but they would each manifest in unique ways, ranging from protective loyalty to overwhelming intensity. Their snake instincts would enhance their need for closeness, dominance, and control, but their personalities would still guide how they handle these impulses.

BONUS:

Here are some fluffy, cute scenes with each of the Naga Demon Kings (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf, and Demise) with their significant others. Each scene captures the unique personality of each Naga king while showing their softer side with their SO. Enjoy!

Wind Waker Ganondorf (King Cobra Naga)

The setting sun cast a golden glow over the warm sands of a secluded desert beach, where Ganondorf, now a regal Naga with the lower half of a massive, black-scaled cobra, lay coiled beneath a palm tree. His SO rested peacefully against his chest, their head nestled just beneath his chin. His coils surrounded them protectively, a strong yet gentle reminder of his unwavering vigilance.

“Comfortable?” he asked, his deep voice filled with quiet warmth.

“Mhm,” they murmured, snuggling closer. “It’s nice being with you like this.”

Ganondorf’s golden eyes softened. It wasn’t often he allowed himself to relax, but being with his SO made him feel at peace in a way nothing else could. He tilted his head down, pressing a gentle kiss to their hair. “Good. I would have no harm come to you.”

With the last rays of sunlight fading into the horizon, Ganondorf’s long, cobra-like hood flared slightly as he wrapped his SO in an even tighter embrace, ensuring that no cold night air could reach them.

“I will always protect you,” he whispered, more to himself than to them. His SO smiled, feeling entirely safe in the warmth of his embrace, and drifted off to sleep, knowing that Ganondorf would never let anything happen to them.

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf (Black Mamba Naga)

Ocarina of Time Ganondorf, now a sleek and imposing Black Mamba Naga, leaned against the stone wall of his chamber, watching his SO from a distance. His tail, long and smooth, flicked back and forth with barely contained energy. He wasn’t the type to indulge in soft gestures of affection easily, but something about the way they smiled at him always managed to break through his walls.

He slithered forward, closing the distance between them in an instant, his black scales gleaming in the torchlight. His SO barely had time to react before he wrapped his tail around their waist, pulling them close with a smirk.

“You seem to be enjoying yourself without me,” he teased, his deep voice carrying a playful edge.

They laughed, knowing Ganondorf’s teasing was his way of showing affection. “Maybe I was waiting for you to join me?”

Ganondorf raised an eyebrow, his smirk growing wider. He leaned down, his face mere inches from theirs. “Then I’ll make sure you never have to wait again.”

His tail coiled gently around them, not constricting but firm enough to show his possessiveness. He lowered his forehead to touch theirs in a rare display of tenderness. Despite his dark and dangerous demeanor, he cherished these moments of closeness, and his SO could feel the depth of his affection in the way he held them—like a treasure he would never let go.

Twilight Princess Ganondorf (Gaboon Viper Naga)

The quiet stillness of the twilight forest surrounded them, with only the sound of rustling leaves in the breeze. Twilight Princess Ganondorf, now a massive Gaboon Viper Naga, lay stretched out across the grassy ground, his heavy coils resting comfortably in the shade. His SO sat beside him, absentmindedly running their fingers along the intricate patterns on his scales.

Ganondorf, for once, remained silent, his crimson eyes half-closed in contentment. He wasn’t one for overly sentimental moments, but he found comfort in his SO’s presence, appreciating the calm they brought to his otherwise tumultuous life.

After a long while, his SO leaned down, resting their head on his broad chest. “You’re so quiet today,” they whispered, smiling.

Ganondorf shifted slightly, his coils tightening just a little around them. “Is it so strange that I enjoy these peaceful moments?”

They chuckled. “No, I like it when you’re like this. It feels... safe.”

Ganondorf’s eyes opened fully, his expression softening just enough for them to notice. He lifted a hand and placed it gently on their back. “You are safe with me,” he said, his voice low and serious. “Always.”

The weight of his words, combined with the steady warmth of his body, filled his SO with a sense of complete protection. They closed their eyes, knowing they could relax completely in his care.

Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Anaconda Naga)

In the heart of the Gerudo Desert, Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf, with the immense and muscular form of an Anaconda Naga, lay coiled around his SO, his powerful tail wrapped snugly around them. They leaned into him, tracing the smooth, dark-green scales of his lower half, marveling at how strong yet soft they felt beneath their fingertips.

Ganondorf’s arms were folded across his broad chest, his fiery red hair blowing gently in the wind. He glanced down at his SO, his intense eyes narrowing playfully. “Careful, little one. Keep touching me like that, and I might decide to keep you wrapped up forever.”

His SO laughed softly, not intimidated by his teasing tone. “Would that really be so bad?” they asked, leaning closer into his chest, feeling his deep, rumbling laugh reverberate through them.

Ganondorf’s tail tightened slightly around them, not enough to hurt, but enough to let them know he wasn’t kidding. “No, I suppose it wouldn’t,” he admitted. “You belong to me now, and I won’t let anything take you from my grasp.”

His SO smiled, feeling the strength of his protective nature radiating through his embrace. They knew that as long as Ganondorf held them, no harm would ever come their way. It was a possessive kind of affection, but there was something comforting in the way his coils shielded them from the world.

Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf (Boa Constrictor Naga)

It was late in the evening, and Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf, with his powerful Boa Constrictor lower half, had brought his SO to a quiet, hidden spot near a river deep within the wilderness. The moonlight danced on the water, casting a soft glow over the serene setting. Ganondorf’s long coils were wrapped loosely around his SO as they both lay comfortably on the cool grass.

His SO rested their head against his chest, listening to the steady beat of his heart. Ganondorf’s hand absently stroked their hair, his usually stern face softened by the calm atmosphere.

“You’re so warm,” they said, their voice barely above a whisper.

Ganondorf glanced down, a rare smile tugging at his lips. “It is because I have you to keep close,” he replied, his voice a deep, soothing rumble.

His SO smiled at the rare compliment, snuggling closer into his strong embrace. Ganondorf was not one for grand romantic gestures, but in these quiet moments, his love for them was clear. His tail, thick and strong, curled protectively around them, keeping them secure.

As the night wore on, Ganondorf’s hold on them never loosened. His SO drifted off to sleep, knowing they were wrapped in the safest and most comforting place in the world—right by his side.

Demise (Basilisk Naga)

The air around them seemed to hum with raw power, the oppressive heat of the volcanic landscape reflecting the fiery nature of the Naga who now dominated the space. Demise, his lower half transformed into the powerful body of a Basilisk, coiled his dark, armored tail around his SO, holding them close. His sharp, glowing eyes watched them with an intensity that could have been intimidating to anyone else, but not to his SO.

They sat comfortably within the circle of his coils, leaning back against his broad chest. “You’re not going to crush me, are you?” they teased, their voice light and playful.

Demise’s lips curled into a half-smirk, his voice low and rumbling like distant thunder. “You are the only one I would never harm.”

His SO grinned, knowing there was truth in his words. Despite his overwhelming presence, there was a tenderness in the way Demise held them, his immense power tempered by his affection for them. His tail, thick and covered in dark, jagged scales, wrapped around them tightly, but it was more protective than anything else.

“I suppose you’re stuck with me now,” they said with a laugh, resting their head against his chest.

Demise’s smirk softened into something more genuine. “Yes. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

Though his instincts as a Basilisk Naga were strong, his SO was the one being who could calm the storm inside him. In their presence, he could be more than the god of destruction. He could be... theirs.

#mallowresponse #legend of zelda #ganondorf #ganon #demise #skyward sword #hyrule warriors #wind waker #tears of the kingdom #ocarina of time #twilight princess #ai use #use of chatgpt

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aethergy · 2 years ago

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Ashlesha Nakshatra —

The Fire of Self Discovery

Crowned as one of the most feared and misunderstood of the nakshatras, Ashlesha’s dreadful reputation only lives up to those who are shortsighted by their cold appearance. Within them lies a rich and complex inner nature. Ruled by the Nagas, they are the keepers of sacred knowledge and the wisdom they guard has been covertly passed down through the ages. They are tasked with the responsibility to spiritually awaken those in a slumber and their breath of fire yields tremendous cosmic force. This all consuming fire is the liberator that burns all superficial attachments. There is a warning to those not properly spiritually initiated as this cathartic process is irreversible. Ashlesha moves towards the path of dharma, and here, one’s duty to abide by the universal laws is to be upheld highly. Improper use of this energy comes with a steep price.

Ruled by Mercury, this nakshatra embodies intellect, awareness, and communication. Hypnotic and cunning, these natives are masters of the mind and adepts of the underworld. This nakshatra belongs to the mystics, occultists, and shamans. They are the immortal overlords of cycles and time. Their psychic abilities are keen and they are instinctually able to separate logic from intuition. This separation allows them to restrain their emotions during times of chaos. They are blessed with the healing gift of speech that alternately has the power to inflict venom if so deemed. Highly protective and fiercely loyal towards their family and those they love, Ashlesha natives rarely allows others into their space.

Although the Nagas are believed to be benevolent in nature, their expertise is the ability to walk the fine line between good and evil. They carry the spirit of neutrality that allows them to assume any form they wish. The main lesson that Ashlesha natives teach others is the overcoming of subconscious prejudice and stereotypes. They are a reminder to others that even between the most brutal of rivals, the spark of divinity exists within us all.

#astrology #astro observations #astro notes #vedic chart #vedic astro notes #vedic astrology #vedic astro observations #ashlesha #serpent #nakshatra

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samhatch · 5 months ago

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Prologue for an Andras fic

I love Andras, even though he has almost no book presence. I feel like I've built him up so much in my head, I really want to know more about him. So I started writing a story focused on him in the years just before he sacrifices himself in the first book. Let me know what you think! Hopefully I can start working on this as my next project. ---------------------------------------------

If Tamlin was a wolf, and Lucien was a fox, then Andras was a dog. A fiercely loyal and protective guardian, he was also full of boundless joy and ceaseless energy that would immediately charm all those in his company. Although he was native to spring, he lacked the refined quality of his peers. His jet black hair was cut in shaggy, uneven locks, and he had no qualms about showing his crooked teeth when he often smiled.

The High Lord’s mutt, people called him. Somehow, Cauldron only knows how, his parents managed to conceive him. His father was a lesser-fae pict and had bewitched the aetherial high-fae beauty that was his mother. Their love was true, but it cost them their lives. Like any child born amongst the fae, the rarity of Andras’ conception demanded that he be allowed to live. But his parents’ cross-breeding had to be punished, and Tamlin’s late father had them sentenced to death. Andras was raised in the war camps as soon as he was weaned.

It was there that he met Tamlin, the then Prince of Spring. Andras wanted to hate him for everything his father had done. But over time, he learned their hatred of the High Lord was a shared one, and Tamiln had suffered just as much abuse, if not more, under his tyranny. Their friendship grew quickly over the years, and after the tragic slaughter of Tamlin’s family the role of high lord fell to him. His first official act as the High Lord of Spring was to appoint Andras as captain of the guard.

Between having a war beast for a high lord and a half-breed for a captain, most of the ranks and courtiers deserted. But a loyal few remained, and they would welcome new members to the court: outcasts and asylum seekers, like Lucien. Spring became known as a haven for anyone who was different. A paradise that was all too short lived. Amarantha cursed them, and year after year passed without any hope of breaking it.

One day, during the final years of the curse’s duration, Andras left to patrol the border of the wall as he often did. He’d come to expect the naga and the martax that tried to poke holes in the wall to break into the human world. It was his duty to dispatch them, and slaughter them on sight. What he didn’t expect to find was a human woman, unconscious in the grass.

He was still miles from the wall, and he knew it was miles thereafter until the nearest human village. But he didn’t need to speculate for long how she arrived in Prythian. Speckled in the grass all around her was a ring of mushrooms: a faerie portal.

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Cross posted to my AO3:

#a court of thorns and roses #andras #acotar #prythian #acotar fanfiction #tamlin #lucien vanserra #original character #Bat boys is a thing #We should make canid boys a thing

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honey-minded-hivemind · 1 year ago

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For the 🐍Naga💚 AU (AU Two), it will be in a modern au... Mutants are nagas, here...

Nagas have a few basic abilities: they have two venoms, one is a sedative, one is a poison. They have the ability to scent and track prey (or other nagas). They have a human form, and a naga form. And they sometimes have the ability to put others into a trance.

The reader is a naga who is on their own, for one reason or another. They aren't part of a group, and they aren't trying to live among humans. They haven't fully developed their venoms, or changed into their naga form... They are found by the platonic yans, mainly due to them scenting another naga close to their territory... only to be met with the anxious, bristle-y reader. Cue them deciding to try to get the reader to join their group/s, hoping to help them and have another member of their group/s... The reader isn't having it. Strange people, bigger than them, and are also nagas? No. The platonic yans don't stop trying to earn the reader's trust, going through various methods of doing so, such as scaring prey towards them, speaking softly, or leaving supplies in their general area. It works well enough, in their opinion... The bby naga is eating, and they know where they are. If worse comes to worse, they'll take them, albeit gently.

Then worse does come to worse. The reader ends up getting caught by scientists, along with a few of the platonic yans, and are experimented on. It is a painful experience, and leaves them missing a few scales and dangerously cold. The nagas who were caught alongside them grow extremely protective and vengeful... They've been put through H*ll again, and this time, a little one was dragged into it as well... The month or so there leaves a few scars, and makes the platonic yans fiercely desperate to keep each other (and the reader) safe. The captured nagas (plus reader) eventually break out and are found, being brought back to safety... But now they won't let the reader go back to being on their own, without one of them. The reader wants to leave, wants to run as far as they can, but they are dragged back to the group nest every time, with venom flowing through their veins and muddling their thoughts, leaving them sleepy and warm...

The platonic yans aren't trying to scare off their bby, but they see no other choice. Their bby isn't well, they need to recover, and they need to stay where they can watch over them and keep them safe. They can't do that if they run. It may take awhile to get there, but they'll make sure their bby feels loved and welcomed in their den, their nest. They have enough room and warmth enough to share with them, so just relax and get comfortable... they'll make sure their bby has enough venom and warmth to help keep them warm and calm as they recover...

#honeycomb thoughts #platonic yandere marvel #yandere platonic marvel #platonic yandere xmen #yandere x-men #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #🐍Naga💚 AU

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oopsalltropes · 19 days ago

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Hating Games Gang Information

Joong's (Archen Aydin) Gang: The Black Dragons (มังกรดำ - Mangkon Dam)

Origin & Leadership:

The Black Dragons, are a Thai-Chinese gang deeply connected to Bangkok's underground scene, with roots in the city's Chinese-Thai community. Joong, a well-educated leader, took over from his father, adding a strategic, business-like approach. They are known for dealing in high-stakes ventures like high-end nightclubs, luxury imports, and discreet underground casinos. Joong sees marriage as a strategic alliance rather than a personal choice, a modern twist on the idea of arranged partnerships within his community. Members often wear jade dragon pendants for luck and protection, while Joong has a hidden dragon tattoo. The Black Dragons are seen as untouchable and sophisticated, with a focus on maintaining status and influence over local authorities. They have strict codes of loyalty and honor, influenced by both Thai and Chinese traditions. Joong's leadership is marked by a calm, reserved demeanor that commands respect, and his gang is notorious for its efficient, quiet operations, always one step ahead of rivals.

Dunk's (Natachai Boonprasert) Gang: The Red Serpents (พญานาคแดง - Phayanak Daeng)

Origin & Leadership:

The Red Serpents are an up-and-coming Thai gang rooted in rural traditions. Dunk's father, who runs the gang, takes pride in their origins and focuses on defending their community from exploitation. They run protection rings, gambling dens, and even Muay Thai gyms, prioritizing local support and protection, especially for vulnerable groups. They draw inspiration from Phaya Naga, mystical serpents from Thai mythology, said to protect rivers and local villages. Members wear sai sin red cords around their wrists for protection, and others have traditional sak yant tattoos featuring the Naga symbol, believed to offer strength and resilience. Dunk's fierce pride fuels his hatred of the Black Dragons. To him, Joong represents the kind of elitism that disregards the hardships of local communities. Unlike the Black Dragons, the Red Serpents operate in plain sight, blending into the busy Bangkok streets and back alleys, known for their daring and fearless reputation.

#yinwar #thai bl #firstkhao #geminifourth #joongdunk #thai actors #thai drama #thai gl #thai series #joongdunk fanfic #thai bl fanfic #gay fanfiction #fanfiction

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springfallendeer · 4 months ago

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Edible Atrocities - Naga (With Extras)

@saburo-kyoto Very lovely suggestion!

There is quite a bit here so I apologize for the lengthy read

Culinary Subject: Naga

Naga are distant cousins of the better known Lamia. These two serpentine species share enough of a genetic relation to allow interbreeding, which creates the sexually viable Lamkompra (Half-breeds which combine traits of both parent species).

Naga are a race of humanoid serpents. They sport a humanoid upper body (at least in shape) and move about on a serpent tail. They can slither at a reasonable pace, but when feeling the need to rush, it is not uncommon for them to utilize the use of their muscular arms to propel themselves forward at heightened speed.

Where the Lamia have upper bodies that perfectly mirror the appearance of human women, save for slightly pointed ears and unusual looking eyes, the Naga do not have that luxury. Their upper bodies, while humanoid in shape, are covered in scales. Their heads also better resemble that of the Cobra, right on down to the presence of the elaborate frilled hood that the serpents are best known for.

Unlike their cousins the Lamia, the Naga come in both male and female variants (with the females being noticeably larger due to a wonderful thing called sexual dimorphism). They come in a range of colors and patterns, with different social groups generally sharing a similar appearance.

They are incredibly venomous and capable of easily hypnotizing the average human, thus making them risky to approach. However, as a high-intellect "human adjacent" race, they can be safely interacted with if approached respectfully.

Contrary to common stereotypes, the Naga are not an inherently hostile race which preys upon humans. They are simply a race of creatures which largely seeks to protect their home and territory from unwelcomed invading forces, which has likewise led to many conflicts due to humans competing with them for resources.

The majority of the conflicts between humans and Naga are founded upon the the false belief that humans can simply stake claim to whatever resources they happen across out in the wilderness; regardless of the presence of native creatures which might be equally reliant on those resources.

Author Notes: As a rule of thumb, my associates and I prefer not to hunt creatures that are considered "Human adjacent". That being any race of human intellect (or greater) that is capable of producing sexually viable young with humans.

However, there are rare circumstances in which a Naga establishes themselves to be enough of a threat that execution is warranted, at which point the edible parts are harvested and any inedible remains are respectfully disposed of.

In most cases though, the tail of the Naga can be obtained without dealing lethal damage to individual.

This does not mean that the process is pleasant, as the tail is most often severed in the midst of fierce combat or in response to extreme stress. It is not dropped like the tails of many lizards, and legitimately requires effort in order to break off.

That aside, the Naga are adapted to allow them to safely lose up to a third of their tail without enduring serious damage. This is an adaptation that has been present in the species for a while, likely as a byproduct of their own cultural behaviors, as well as the need to escape capture from other races. Better to willingly disconnect a few pounds of flesh than to lose ones own life, after all. Especially when that flesh can be recovered over the course of a couple of years.

Recipe Index:

Snake Cheese

The many uses of Naga tail

Bonus subject: Mandragora

Mandragora

Mandragora Bulbs

Bonus subject: True Slime

Slime essence

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Naga Recipes

Snake Cheese: A naturally soft and spreadable cheese with a distinct flavor. Tangy, with faint buttery notes and a hint of toasted pistachios. Pairs wonderfully with smoked meats and sweet jams! Can be enhanced through the addition of herbs and spices.

You will need: - 1 gallon milk (preferably cows milk) - 1 ounce Naga venom - 1 tablespoon salt Equipment: - A large pot - Leather gloves - A wooden mixing spoon - A large bowl - Cheesecloth

Before you begin to prepare this recipe, be sure that you have collected a fresh sample of Naga venom (which is generally easy to obtain. I've found that they find it amusing that I use their venom to make cheese) and a suitable place to store your cheese while it ferments.

To prepare a batch of Snake cheese, you begin by pouring 1 gallon of fresh milk into a suitably sized pot. Place that pot over a low flame, and carefully bring the milk to a low simmer while mixing continuously. Do not boil.

Continue to simmer the milk for a period of 1 to 2 minutes, then swiftly remove the pot from the flame.

Take your ounce of Naga venom and pour into the milk. (Be mindful not to spill any on yourself, as the venom is quite hazardous. If it gets into a cut, it can lead to rapid rotting of the surrounding tissues, and if it somehow finds its way into the eyes it can lead to permanent blindness without swift intervention.)

You should notice that the milk immediately begins to curdle. This is what you want! Stir the curdled milk for upwards of a minute, before removing your utensil entirely.

Sprinkle in your salt then allow your cheese mixture to sit undisturbed for no less than ten minutes (the Naga venom is most potent at this time).

Once the appropriate amount of time has passed, dawn your protective gloves.

Arrange your cheese cloth so that it wraps around the interior of the bowl. Leave enough extended along the rim for you to easily grab. Then carefully spoon your cheese mixture into the bowl.

At this stage, it will be very gelatinous due to retained moisture. This is normal. Just be sure to get all of the solids out of the pot.

Once you have completely isolated your cheese mixture, carefully take the outer edges of the cheesecloth and twist until you have formed a tight ball.

Quite a bit of whey will drain as you do this. Be mindful not to spill any on your clothes, as the venom is still active and could lead to injury.

Secure this tight ball of cheese with a knot and hang it over the bowl. Be sure not to hang it high enough that dripping whey will splash, but not so low that it could come into contact with anything in the bowl.

Leave the cheese alone like this for 24 hours. Do not touch or disturb it during this time while it drains and undergoes its first stage of fermentation.

While the cheese is resting, now is the time to begin disposing of any liquid left behind in the pot.

Do not drink this liquid. Do not get it on your skin. Do not dump it into an accessible water supply. Do not pour it into the dirt.

To safely dispose of this envenomed whey, take the mixture and bring it back to a full bowl. Then allow the mixture to boil down until it has become a thick sludge that coats the bottom of the pot.

Mix ashes into this sludge, and then bury it. The heat from the prolonged boil will have destroyed most of the enzymes in the venom, while the ashes with neutralize anything that is left.

Be sure to thoroughly clean your pot and cooking utensils once done. Wash it at least three times to assure than any remaining venom has been completely washed away.

After allowing your cheese to sit for at least 24 hours, all excess whey should have successfully drained. Dispose of this whey the same way that you disposed of the whey from the pot, or pour directly into a raging fire and trust that the flames will destroy the venom.

From here, all that you must do is wait.

Store your cheese in a cool, dry place and wait for a period of 6 to 10 weeks while the enzymes in the venom slowly process the milk solids.

The cheese will not be safe to eat unless aged for the minimum of 6 weeks. Any fermentation past that point will simply act as a means of further aging the cheese, which allows it to develop a more intense flavor.

Once the fermentation process is up, you will be left with a delightfully soft cheese that spreads like thick butter. It can be eaten as is, or combined with various herbs, spices, or even fruit in order to promote a desired flavor.

The resulting cheese, without additional flavorings, tastes vaguely of butter and has a noticeable acidic note to it. The aftertaste is comparable to toasted pistachios. It is quite pleasant.

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- The MANY uses of Naga Tail -

Obtaining the tail of a Naga can be quite risky. Those seeking to legitimately hunt these creatures must take care to properly prepare themselves. Venom resistant potions are a must and hypnosis-resistant gear is greatly advised. As is durable metal armor if one wishes to avoid being potentially crushed by the powerful muscles of these giant snakes.

A mixture of sharp and blunt weapons will work best at dispatching a Naga if the ultimate goal is to take their life. Using blunt weapons to deliver powerful strikes to the head and chest can incapacitate a Naga, whereas the sharp instruments will make delivering the lethal blows easy enough. Just be sure to thoroughly restrain or otherwise dismantle the head and jaw of the serpent, as it retains the ability to fight for days after battle even if disconnected from the body.

Those who seek to obtain a tail through less lethal means may find themselves having an easier time. Certain tribes are willing to trade hefty portions of their own flesh if offered valuable resources, like metal. Others will only part with their tail if first defeated in battle, in which case you must be prepared for a fight if seriously looking to sample this particular type of meat.

During certain times of the year, particularly around mating season or during periods where rites of passage are due to take place, these tails can be more easily obtained.

During the mating season, males often lose portions of their tail while competing for the attention of females. Juveniles of both sexes often lose their tail when fighting for the right to reach adult status.

During these points in time, the Nagas will generally be willing to sell these disembodied tails for a fair price. They can be obtained through bartered trade or through legitimate sale. This will be the safest means of obtaining the meat of a Naga, though visitors must be warned that they are expected to respect the culture of their hosts.

Any perceived as being disrespectful may find themselves being put up on the menu if they fail to plead their case.

The flesh of a Naga's tail is dense and loaded with intramuscular fat. It responds well to a wide array of cooking methods, though some methods will require more prep work than others.

The meat itself falls somewhere between red and white meat, being naturally dark-pink in hue when raw and turning a lighter shade of pink when cooked. The texture is closest to that of pork, and in terms of flavor it is surprisingly neutral.

Unseasoned, browned meat tastes similar to chicken. If unseasoned meat is prepared in a way that does not allow it to brown, then it will not develop much of a flavor and will wind up unpalatable as a result.

The meat of the Naga must be adequately seasoned and great care must be put into preparing the meat in order to assure that a recipe comes out as delicious as it should. While this will take effort, the end result is well worth the time put into each dish.

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Naga Tail (Smoked): A wonderfully tender portion of smoked meat, given a great amount of flavor using various seasons. Perfect as a quick snack or as an addition to a wide range of dishes! Can be used to make sandwiches, added to pasta to add flavor, or even mixed into scrambled eggs to create a hearty breakfast - and so much more!

Comes in lightly sweetened and traditional varieties.

You will need: - 5 pounds of Naga tail meat - 1 tablespoon each of Salt, Pepper, Garlic, and water - 1 tablespoon each of Brown sugar, citrus fruit (the zest and the juice), and optional ginger (for a sweet smoked meat)

- 1 tablespoon each of Mustard, vinegar, onion, and paprika (for a more traditionally flavored smoked meat) Equipment: - Metal smoking rack with a cage - Suitable smoking wood - Knife and cutting board - Large bowl - Measuring utensils

To begin, prepare a suitable place to build your fire and assure that the weather will be clear for the day. You will not want to prepare this recipe on a windy day or on a day where rain is a potential risk factor.

Once your fire is built, move on to the next step.

Prepare your portion of the meat. You can use a sharp knife to remove the skin and scales, and this can be done fairly easily. Simply press the tip of the knife into the exposed flesh where the tail was disconnected from the body. Insert about an inch, and then cut upward to create a break in the skin. Once the break is present, you will be able to easily work your fingers between the skin and the meat. All that you will need to do from there is pull. The skin will peel right off!

If needed, you can also cut along each side of the break to create loose flaps. This will make keeping a good grip on the skin much easier.

As a full tail segment from a Naga will generally weigh somewhere between 125 to 175 pounds (nearly a third of the average weight of a Naga), it is recommended to not peel back more of the skin than is needed to expose your desired portion of the meat. The skin helps keep preserve the flesh and prevents decay from setting in, for a time.

Once you have the flesh exposed, find the space between two segments of the tail vertebrate and jam your knife into it to break the bone. This will allow you to easily cut away your desired portion of flesh.

You will also want to cut out and remove any bones that are found throughout the meat. The tail will most often contain a portion of the Nagas spine, and each segment of the spine is in turn supported by a pair of arched, rib-like structures.

If your tail does not appear to have the spine or ribs but instead seems to be supported by thick bands of tough red tissue, then you're in for a treat. You have the tail of a Naga that has already shed its tail in the past, and so the flesh is younger by comparison. The meat will be even more tender than usual once the recipe has been completed.

These bands of tough tissue will need to be removed though as they are not suitable for human consumption.

Once your tail meat has been cleared of any inedible bones or tissues, it is ready to be smoked.

To prepare your seasoning mixture, combine all of the desired ingredients into a large bowl and mix them together thoroughly. The end result should be something of a runny paste. One that easily coats your fingers in an even layer without bunching up or clumping.

Once this seasoning paste is ready, place your chunk of meat into the bowl. Roll the meat around while using your hands to rub the seasoning into the muscle fibers. Do not be afraid to use force. You, quite literally, need to massage the meat. One that is done, then you must allow the meat rest for ten minutes.

Repeat the seasoning massage twice more, allowing the meat to rest ten minutes between each session. This will allow the seasoning to permeate the flesh, and assures that very little will be wasted.

Once your meat has been thoroughly seasoned and massaged, you will notice that it has softened as a result. That is the value of a good massage!

With your seasoning now ready, secure your tail meat within the confines of the smoking cage. Use skewers or cooking thread as needed if the meat does not properly fit inside. Then hang the meat up on the rack.

For the next six hours, your only ambition in life is to maintain your fire so that your meat will cook.

Rotate the meat every thirty to forty five minutes to assure that the heat is evenly spread. This also allows for the creation of an almost charred crust, which is absolutely packed with flavor. This crust prevents excess liquid from escaping the meat, which in turn keeps the meat moist.

Once this six hour smoking period is done, remove the smoking cage from the rack and set in a sanitary environment.

Do not attempt to remove the meat from the cage for at least two hours. Do not attempt to cut into the meat for at least four. This will assure that the meat has the chance to settle and properly absorb the flavorful juices that it would lose if cut too early. Thus you will prevent the meat from going dry by letting it rest before you dig in.

Once all of this is done, then you will be free to indulge in this delicacy.

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Naga Tail (Grilled): Succulent meat with a delightfully savory taste. Tender, but firm enough to awaken the dormant carnivorous urges that hide within us all. Simple and easy to make.

You will need: - 1 pound Naga tail meat - 1 teaspoon each of salt, pepper, garlic, onion, and paprika - Parsley and/or chives, to taste - The juice of 1 orange - Oil Equipment: - Knife and cutting board - Grilling stand - Grilling utensils, like tongs or a carving fork - Measuring utensils - Large bowl

To begin, prepare your grilling station. Build a suitably sized fire and allow your standing grill to heat up. Be sure to season thoroughly with oil to assure that your meat will not stick!

Once your grilling station is ready, prepare your portion of the meat. For instructions on how to cut a portion of the tail for consumption, refer to the previous recipe. Just note that removing the bones will be optional for this recipe, as the meat is going to be moved around quite a bit and the bones will provide support.

Once you have the tail meat, place it in a large bowl. Squeeze in or otherwise add the juice of 1 whole orange. Massage the juice into the meat, then allow to sit for fifteen minutes while the acid in the orange juice does its magic.

When that is done, measure out all of the listed seasonings and add them to the bowl.

Massage the meat again. Thoroughly. Be sure to get the spices evenly distributed across every nook and cranny that exists upon the flesh. Apply a little oil to the meat if needed to help assure that nothing is left unseasoned.

After your meat has been thoroughly prepared, you're ready to grill.

Take the tail meat and place directly on top of your grilling rack. Allow to sit undisturbed for two minutes, then flip and grill for another two minutes.

From here, continue to grill for another ten minutes, flipping every one and a half to two minutes. As you do this, the meat will develop lovely grill marks and a nice char, which will just add to the flavor.

When the meat is cooked through and the outside is nicely seared, remove from the heat. Allow to rest for at least ten minutes to assure that the meat can baste in its own internal juices. Sprinkle with fresh herbs, then enjoy!

Can be eaten by itself, though it will pair wonderfully with roasted vegetables or fresh greens!

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Naga Tail (Braised): Looking for something reminiscent of pulled pork, but don't have access to pork? This is the recipe for you! A long cooking time in a flavorful cooking liquid allows all of the intramuscular fat of the tail meat to melt away, leaving behind an addictively savory treat.

You will need: - 5 pounds Naga tail meat - 2 onions, quartered - 1 bulb garlic, roasted - 2 large carrots, grated - 2 cups beer or ale of your choice - 1 cup apple cider vinegar - 2 tablespoons each ground mustard seed, paprika, chili powder, salt, and pepper - Half a cup brown sugar Equipment: - Large braising dish with a lid - Knife and cutting board - Cheese grater - Measuring instruments - Large bowl - Whisk

Note: This recipe is best prepared in an oven, though it can be prepared over a campfire. The process will just be more tedious.

This recipe requires a fair amount of prep work. There are multiple vegetables that must be thoroughly cleaned and cut.

The carrots must be peeled and grated.

The onions must have their inedible outer skins removed and they must be quartered.

The garlic, of which you will be using an entire bulb, must be carefully roasted until fragrant and soft. To properly roast your garlic, you can cut off the top portion and slather liberally with oil. Place the bulb in a small dish with a lid, and cook over low heat for 45 minutes to an hour. The resulting product can be easily squeezed from the skin, directly into the main dish.

Additionally, the spices are best if fresh ground, but pre-ground will be fine.

To begin, heat your cooking area. Preferably an oven. A campfire will suffice in a pinch.

Prepare your portion of tail meat. Refer to the recipe for "Smoked Naga Tail" for an in-depth explanation of how to easily remove a chunk of flesh from the tail segment. Be sure to debone.

Place the tail meat directly into a deep braising dish. If the lone chunk is so large that it would inhibit the ability to properly close the lid, divide the meat into two equally sized pieces to make more room.

Place the onion quarters and the grated carrot into the braising dish. Be sure to spread everything out.

In a separate bowl, combine all of the dry seasonings. Squeeze in the roasted garlic, and mix to create a paste. Then pour in the apple cider vinegar and thoroughly combine.

Add the beer or cider to the bowl, along with the brown sugar. Whisk once more until all of the sugar has dissolved. Then take this liquid and pour all of it into the braising dish with the meat and vegetables.

Cover with the lid, and move to the heat.

The dish must cook over a low flame for a period of 4 to 6 hours. Remove from heat every 2 hours to disturb the mixture, to assure that everything is properly being broken down as it cooks.

What begins as many separate ingredients will gradually be broken down into an almost homogenous mixture of shredded meat and vegetables, which will be absolutely saturated in a rich broth.

Once all ingredients have been properly broken down, remove the lid and allow to cook for another 1 to 2 hours, or until the broth has reduced by half and taken on the consistency of runny gravy.

No need to allow to sit for hours on end. Once the meat has finished cooking, the only thing keeping you from eating it is your ability to tolerate hot food.

Can be eaten as is, though it pairs wonderfully with Mandragora Mash (refer to "Mandragora" segment). It also makes for a wonderful sandwich when served on Mandrabread (again, "Mandragora" segment) with a crisp slaw.

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Naga Tail (Fried): Firm and chewy chunks of fried tail meat, which have been seasoned appropriately and given a crispy crust. Savory, salty, and oily, this dish makes for an addictive snack that is best enjoyed with friends! Tastes like fried chicken.

You will need: - 1 pound Naga tail meat - 2 ounces slime essence (or large 1 egg) - 3.5 cups fresh breadcrumbs - Quarter cup of flour - 1 teaspoon each of salt, pepper, onion, garlic, and paprika - 4 cups oil, plus 1 tablespoon - Dipping sauce of your choice (optional) Equipment: - Deep pot - Tongs - Knife and cutting board - Measuring utensils - 2 bowls

To begin, prepare your cooking oil by adding it to a deep pot and setting it over a low flame. Allow the oil to heat completely before attempting to cook, as oil that is not to temperature will result in your fried meat developing a soggy crust.

Prepare your portion of tail meat. Refer to the recipe for "Smoked Naga Tail" for an in-depth explanation of how to easily remove a chunk of flesh from the tail segment. Be sure to debone and cut the meat into bite-sized chunks. Cover these chunks of meat with oil.

In a moderately sized bowl, combine the seasonings and the flour. Add in your oiled chunks of tail meat, and thoroughly mix to assure that all meat is covered. Discard any seasoning mix which has not stuck to the meat.

Pour the slime essence over the meat (or add in 1 beaten egg). Do not mix.

Fill your second bowl with breadcrumbs, and then begin adding in your seasoned tail meat. Do this one piece at a time, and be sure to thoroughly cover eat piece in the breadcrumbs by gently jostling the bowl. Be mindful not to disturb the pieces too much as the breading may come off.

Once all of the meat chunks are breaded and buried in the crumbs, allow to sit for 5 minutes. This will assure that the slime essence (or beaten egg) fully adheres to the meat, which in turn assures that the bread crumbs will stick.

Once the batter has settled around the meat, remove the chunks one at a time and carefully place into hot oil.

Fry for three to five minutes, or until all sides have formed an evenly brown crust. Then remove from oil and allow to drain.

Serve as is, or pair with a dipping sauce of your choice.

(Authors Note: I like to dip these morsels in herb infused Snake Cheese)

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Naga Crackling (Fried Naga skin): An addictive snack made from strips of serpentine skin, which have been deep fried and given a puffy, crispy texture similar to that of Pork Rinds. The taste is akin to that of fried chicken skin.

You will need: - Naga tail skin, descaled - 1 cup oil - Salt and pepper, to taste Equipment: - Shallow saucepan - Cooking tongs - Knife

To begin, pour your oil into a shallow saucepan and bring to temperature. If the temperature is not high enough, then the skin will fail to puff up and will be left soggy as a result.

Take your portion of tail skin and prepare it for cooking. To remove the scales, quickly dip the skin into boiling water, then immediately place in ice water. This shocks the skin and prompts the scales to dislodge with ease. They can be removed by hand or scraped off with a knife.

Once the tail skin has been descaled, but it into strips. Roughly one inch wide and 2 to 3 inches in length. Do not season.

Pat the skin with cloth to assure that it is free of excess moisture. Then take these strips of skin and carefully deposit them into hot oil, 2 to 3 at a time, and allow to cook.

The skin will bubble and expand, reaching 3 times its original thickness. You will know that it has finished cooking when it has turned golden-brown. At which point it must be immediately removed from the oil and allowed to drain.

Season with salt and pepper while hot, or with any other dried seasoning that you may fancy.

Can be immediately eaten as once cool enough to be tolerated by the human tongue. Can also be paired with dipping sauce of your choice, or used as a delightful crunchy topping for salads!

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Sweet and Savory Naga Stew:

You will need: - 2 pounds Naga tail meat - 1 pound Mandragora Bulbs, deseeded and quartered - 4 ounces Slime essence (or 4 egg yolks) - Half pound each of carrot, onion, celery, potato, and small tomato, all cut into chunks. - 2 teaspoons each of salt, pepper, (freshly chopped) garlic, parsley, and (freshly chopped) ginger. - 1 tablespoon oil - 8 to 10 cups water Equipment: - Deep cooking pot, or cauldron, with a lid - Knife and cutting board - Large bowl - Measuring utensils - Cooking tongs and cooking spoon

Note: A fair amount of prep work will go into this recipe. The vegetables must all be thoroughly cleaned and cut into bite sized chunks.

The potatoes and the carrot must be peeled.

The garlic and the ginger need to be fresh, or the final flavor of the gravy will not be as complete. All of these things are vital and only make up a small portion of the prep that will go into preparing this dish.

To begin this recipe, first you must prepare your portion of tail meat. Refer to the recipe for "Smoked Naga Tail" for an in-depth explanation of how to easily remove a chunk of flesh from the tail segment. Be sure to debone and cut the meat into bite-sized chunks.

Cover these chunks of meat with oil, and brown unseasoned in your cooking pot or cauldron until nicely browned on all sides.

Remove the meat from heat and set aside. Then add your fresh garlic and ginger directly to the pot, and cook until lightly browned and aromatic (move the pot off of the heat temporarily if this will prevent you from burning the ingredients).

Once the garlic and ginger are browned, add in all of your vegetables. Carefully agitate these vegetables for 1 to 2 minutes to allow them to begin to cook, while covering them in the fat and seasoning that have been deposited in the bottom of the pot.

Once you begin to see some color forming on your vegetables, return the meat to the pot and carefully mix in. Then slowly add in the first half of your water.

Allow the mixture to come to a simmer. As you do, combine your remaining seasoning with the remaining water. Additionally, mix your slime essence (or egg yolks) into this seasoned water mixture.

Once the main pot has come to a simmer, slowly add in your seasoned water mixture. (Note: If you utilized egg yolks, you must first add 1 to 2 cups of heated broth from the pot to the main water mixture in order to temper the eggs. Otherwise your broth will wind up full of scrambled egg strands). You will notice that the main mixture immediately begins to thicken, which is what you want. The final consistency of the broth will be akin to that of slightly runny gravy.

Place the lid on top of the pot, and allow to cook for 1.5 to 2 hours, stirring every 30 minutes or so. The stew will be finished when the vegetables are all tender and the meat begins to fall apart.

Serve as is, or with a side of buttered Mandrabread Rolls (refer to "Mandragora" segment).

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Bonus: Mandragora and their edible parts

Authors Notes: Not to be mistaken for the Mandrake, which are an independent species of plant monster with a similar name. The Mandragora is the naturally occurring species of plant monster which spends its time hidden in the ground and wails like an infant when uprooted. The Mandrake is the man-made species created through alchemy.

Mandragora are a small, non human-adjacent species of monster with the intellect of a turkey. Mandrakes are a human-adjacent species that form societies of their own in the wilderness. They are not to be mistaken for one another or treated the same.

HOWEVER, this difference is not an excuse to treat the Mandragora with any less respect than any other living creature. Uprooting them causes them intense stress (thus the wailing) and they are capable of feeling pain. Thus, harvesting these creatures for their edible parts must be done with care, so as to not harm or over-stress them.

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Mandragora: Mandragora are best tracked during the day, when the creatures have buried themselves in the earth and gone to sleep. This will reduce the risks associated with hearing a Mandragora's scream, such as developing Mandragora Psychosis.

Mandragora are notoriously difficult to track, due to their innate ability to blend in with the surrounding foliage. So the best chance at finding them is to look for the bright orange bulbs that they produce during the late spring and early summer.

Once you have located a suspected Mandragora, you can easily authenticate its presence by tickling the underside of the leaves found growing around the bulbs.

If the leaves curl or otherwise shy away from your touch, then you've found a Mandragora. If they do not, then you've unfortunately just found a run of the mill mandragora bush. Which part of the nightshade family and is therefor highly poisonous, so you should not try to eat it.

Once you have located a Mandragora, what you do will depend on what your end goal is.

The orange bulbs are edible and can be easily harvested without killing the creature. But these bulbs should be harvested with care, as they serve as the primary means of reproduction. Each bulb could potentially go on to become a new Mandragora, and so overharvesting could be a detriment to the species.

If harvesting the bulbs for consumption, look for any with unusual coloration or size. Bulbs with green or brown hues are sterile, or otherwise considered duds. So any Mandragora born from these would be incapable of reproduction. Likewise, undersized and oversized bulbs will give rise to sickly and deformed mandragora, which will be unlikely to survive into adulthood.

Harvest these genetically non-viable bulbs for cooking purposes. This allows you to make use of your harvest which giving the healthier bulbs the chance to grow stronger, which will lead to small booms in the Mandragora population.

If the goal is to harvest the whole creature, then first remove the healthiest bulbs to plant them in the immediate area. This will assure that you'll have high chances of finding more Mandragora in the same area in a couple of years.

To safely dispatch a Mandragora, do not dig it up. This will cause undue stress to the creature and risk you getting injured. The best means of slaughtering these creatures is to take a long, sharp object (like a pick) and drive it directly into the central point of the leaves.

So find the main point where all of the leaves connect to the head, which is submerged in the soil. Locate the center, and then position your tool. It will only take one swift, downward motion.

You will need to use a fair amount of force, as you will need to drive your tool at least 3 inches deep in order to fully kill the creature. You will know that you have done this correctly if all of the surrounding leaves suddenly go limp.

Once this is done, you will be free to dig up the Mandragora without fear of its screams. Then you will be able to do with it and its bulbs as you wish.

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For full detail recipes on how to prepare Mandragora for consumption, refer to the Mandragora Recipe guidebook.

- Mandragora Mash: A savory paste made from the pulverized body of the Mandragora. Similar to mashed potatoes in texture due to high starch content, but with flavors reminiscent of roasted garlic and honey. Peculiar, and yet still pleasant on the palate. Requires nothing but salt to create a delectable dish.

- Mandrabread: A type of naturally leavened bread created from Mandragora Flour, which is in turn created by drying out a whole specimen and then grinding it into a fine powder. This bread has a distinct chew to it and develops a dark brown crust, while retaining a white interior.

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Mandragora Bulbs: The fetal form of the Mandragora, which are carried in a cradle of leaves atop their parents head. These bright orange fruit are rich in nutritious sugars and starches, which are meant to be used as a means of feeding the developing baby once the time comes for it to be buried by its mother.

Cut open the fruit to discover the tiny fetal forms of the Mandragora. Only the size of a pecan, and resembling a tiny tangle of roots with a face, they cannot survive long without the nourishment of the fruit unless given immediate care.

These fetal Mandragora can be cared for in the long-term if moved into a dark, damp box and provided regular feedings of fruit and vegetable slurries (which need only be dripped down into the soil that they rest upon). Once large enough, they can be moved onto a diet of fresh fruit and insects. They make for surprisingly docile pets if raised from scratch.

Otherwise, they can be easily dispatched with a light squeeze between the index finger and thumb.

I would not advise leaving the little creatures to die of natural cause, as the process can take hours and undoubtedly causes undue stress to the helpless creature.

The fetal forms are fully edible and can be eaten raw. Or they can be toasted whole, at which point they will taste akin to honeyed sunflower seeds.

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For full detail recipes on how to prepare Mandragora Bulbs for consumption, refer to the Mandragora Recipe guidebook.

- Compote of Mandragora / Mandragora Jam: Sliced and simmered fruit of the Mandragora, sweetened through the addition of honey or sugar. Leaving the fruit mostly intact creates a compote that makes an excellent topping for cakes and breads. Thoroughly crushing the fruit as it cooks creates a spreadable jam.

When prepared this way, the fruit takes on a taste comparable to browned butter and caramel, with faint figgy notes. Suits the palates of a wide range of people.

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- Dried Mandragora Fruit: Halved fruit of the Mandragora, dried with a mixture of salt and sugar. This dried snack has a naturally chewy texture, and is understandably both sweet and salty due to the drying process. Tastes similar to dried apples and apricots.

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- Candied Mandragora Fruit: De-seeded, whole Mandragora bulbs cooked for hours in a mixture of honey and water over low heat. These sinfully sweet delights take a full day of carefully maintained cook time to create, and are meant to be eaten once in a blue moon due to their heightened sugar content.

They have the texture of a firm custard, or a bread pudding, and taste strongly of caramel.

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- Mandragora Syrup: A tangy, buttery syrup made by soaking sliced Mandragora fruit in sugar. The resulting extract is then simmered to better amplify the flavor, creating a condiment that makes for a wonderful addition any recipe that could use a hint of sweetness!

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- Grilled Mandragora Bulb: The halved fruit of the Mandragora, seasoned with olive oil and salt and grilled over an open flame. It has a surprisingly meaty texture, and savory notes reminiscent of cooked mushroom shine through the otherwise sweet and buttery taste.

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Bonus: True Slimes (yes, they're edible)

Authors Note: An important distinction to make; True Slimes consist of a family of amorphous, gelatinous blobs that lack any distinguishing physical features. They do not have eyes, mouths, or internal organs. Their origin can be traced back to alchemy, though the process of their creation is unclear.

True Slimes differ from other creatures that fall into the "Slime family" due to their complete lack of physical features and their man-made origin. Other entities in the slime category often have eyes, mouths, and organs. These False Slimes are completely different from their man-made counterparts, and thus require different means of capture and preparation.

If out to harvest slime essence, be sure that the creature that you are harvesting is a True Slime. Otherwise, you pose the risk of torturing an innocent creature and poisoning yourself by consuming an inedible substance.

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True Slime: True slimes are as common as dirt and are therefor incredibly easy to locate. They are also easy to deal with once encountered, if someone knows the proper method.

There is little reason to use excessive force or to put ones self at risk when encountering one of these creatures. All that is needed is a good blunt object with a fair amount of surface area, and a good amount of salt.

Yes. Salt.

The outermost membrane of a slime behaves much like the flesh of a gastropod. If given a thick coating of salt, this membrane fizzles away and takes with it the slimes ability to maintain form. They will quite literally melt, which leaves behind the edible essence that you are looking to collect.

So just apply a generous handful or two of salt and if needed, give the creature a strong smack with a blunt object. It will quickly be reduced to a puddle that is incapable of recovering form and thus will quickly "die".

While such an action would be cruel if used on gastropods, like slugs and snails, I do not consider it as such with the True Slimes. These creatures somehow exist in a state less complex than that of the Jellyfish, yet establish themselves to be invasive and destructive pests that claim hundreds of lives every year.

They have no organs. They reproduce asexually, generally after being damaged and broken into smaller pieces, and thus spread like wildfire if improperly dispatched. They have no means of feeling pain or pleasure, and do not react with distress to stimuli of any form. Thus the notion of cruelty when dealing with these creatures is a personal moral dilemma at best.

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- Slime Essence: The edible essence of true slimes. Thick like mucous, and mostly made up of water, one would assume that it is basically without nutritional content.

That assumption would be wrong.

Considering that all that a slime does is aimlessly roam around its environment and consume everything that it comes into contact with, a good portion of this viscous fluid is made up of a wide range of perfectly suitable nutrients. Sugars, starches, and proteins are all present in near equal amounts in slime essence, with them only being outweighed by the higher water content.

Roughly 45% of the composition of slime essence is made up of a mixture of sugar, protein, and starch. Which in turn makes it an excellent replacement (or addition) to a wide range of recipes, generally as a binding agent.

It can replace eggs and fats in baked goods. It creates a wonderful thickening agent if mixed into soups or syrups. Small amounts of it can even be dissolved in water to create a beverage that is better at hydrating overworked bodies. The uses are vast! Which tends to come with the territory for things that seem bland and unappetizing on their own.

#Edible Atrocities #Naga #Ft Mandragora #Ft True Slime #content warning for eating monsters #content warning for eating BABY monsters

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