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bananxious · 3 years ago

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Sam would tell Max he's gotta do paperwork then sits down at his desk to watch three hours of British crime dramas and spends another forty-five minutes and summarising the plots, his views on them, and the narrative possibilities that could follow while Max writes and illustrates his personal hit list in orange crayon and listens like it's his own personal podcast

#he'd love a bit of Life on Mars. probably get a bit of a mancrush on Gene Hunt #Happy Valley. love a no-nonsense 40-something female cop from yorkshire #I feel like Max should be terrible with accents and thinks Sam is some kind of polyglot because he can understand regional accents #and is blown away when Sam explains things like. in the UK the trunk of the car is called the boot #asks if its true that they drive on the left. Sam says hes never heard such rot in his life while causes a major pile-up driving on the M8 #bananxious babbling

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